The child does not teach, the father too

..." Long Yi'er rushed over, nestled into her father's arms, and coquettishly ing...: "Yi'er saw a golden mouse in Linlin's house yesterday, it was so cute, so they exchanged cats with Linlin's. A golden mouse. "

With that said, he brought the little golden mouse to Long Qingsu for him to see.

Long Qingsu was silent, and after a while, he patted his son's head: "Just be happy."

Even if the cat turns into a mouse, that's okay, who would make his baby like it?

A day later...

"Yi'er, where's your mouse?" Long Qingsu asked hopelessly.

"Dad..." Long Yi'er rushed over, nestled into her father's arms, and coquettishly inged...: "When Yi'er and grandma went shopping, they saw a very cute and cute little brother~brother, so they gave the golden mouse away Give it to him."

Long Qingsu was silent, and after a while, he patted his son's head: "Just be happy."

In this way, his precious son lost more than 100 million yuan in less than a week when he was five years old...

Volume 04 Trivia about Raising Children [-]. Stranger Things

When Long Yier was seven years old

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The seven-year-old Long Yi'er has lost a lot of weight. Although she still looks fleshy, compared to when she was a child, she is already considered slim.

Xiao Yier, who has successfully lost weight, has become very beautiful, with a small nose, small mouth and big eyes, delicate and cute.So, he successfully deceived a group of small followers, who followed behind him every day to help carry the schoolbag.

Don't mention how proud Long Yi'er is. Dad has many subordinates, so he's not bad either.

On a sunny morning, Long Yi'er led his group of followers to an alley near the school... to collect protection money.

In fact, Xiao Yi'er didn't know what protection fees were, but Young and Dangerous had watched too much and felt that those who received protection fees were very handsome, so he also wanted to be handsome, and ended up leading his little follower there.

The first one to pass by was a little girl with a bow tie, bouncing past.When he saw Long Yi'er, his eyes were straightened, he rushed forward, hugged him tightly, and exclaimed: "It's so cute, so cute...Little brother~ what's your name? My sister will protect you from now on!"

Poor Xiao Yier was petrified on the spot.What's the matter with girls now?He looks so innocent, but he is even more rogue than him, the young master of the gang!

After struggling hard for a while, Long Yi'er finally escaped from the little girl's clutches, but her pink~tender face was already ravaged and turned red.

The second person who passed by was a tall and strong boy. Long Yi'er gave himself courage, don't be afraid, he still has a group of subordinates.

Then, the brave little Yier appeared, pulled the little boy by his collar, and said fiercely: "Hurry up and pay the protection fee, and no one here will dare to bully you in the future."

The little boy drooled and stared at the beautiful Xiao Yi'er, and said flatteringly: "If you let me kiss, I will give you the protection money."

At that time, Xiao Yi'er was young and ignorant, and felt that it was okay to let a boy kiss her, so she put her tender face close to her, and let the little boy give her a big kiss.

After the kiss, the little boy took out a lollipop, handed it to Long Yi'er, touched his head, and said, "Hey, take it and eat it."

Long Yi'er seldom eats sweets now, but this is the first protection fee he has received, so he happily accepts it.

The third person who passed by was a short and fat uncle who looked very kind.

Brave Xiao Yi'er ran up again, tugged at the fat uncle's sleeve, raised his head, and said seriously: "Hurry up and pay the protection fee, or I'll let the kids beat you."

When the fat uncle saw it, he was overjoyed, the little brat received the protection fee from him.

Picking up Long Yi'er, he smiled and said to him: "Do you know who I am? I'm the dean of this school! What's your name? Go back and call the parents!"

Poor Xiao Yi'er was stunned on the spot, staring at the fat uncle dumbfounded.

In the afternoon, Long Qingsu rushed to the school, apologized thousands of times, and finally brought Long Yi'er back.

Helplessly looking at his son who was pretending to be innocent, Long Qingsu began to educate him earnestly: "Yi'er, collecting protection money is a bad behavior, you are still young, you can't be like those street gangsters, our Long family is the first gangster after all." A family of one family can’t do such a degrading thing.”

Long Yier blinked her big eyes, pretending to be stupid~~~~

"Yi'er, did you listen to what I said?" Long Qingsu held his forehead, feeling a deep sense of powerlessness.

"Father, what is a street gangster?" Long Yi'er asked humbly.

"Street gangsters are those who gather people to fight all day long, collect protection fees, pick up girls, race cars... In short, they are doing some boring and unnutritious things. Yier, you must not learn from them." Long Qingsu severely criticized.

"That's Young and Dangerous." Long Yi'er nodded understandingly.

"Yi'er, promise Dad that you won't be able to collect protection fees in the future, do you understand?" Long Qingsu hugged the beautiful baby into his arms, and kissed several times lovingly.Although the older the son, the more devilish he is, but he is still very cute, at least he is his son.

"I know, the lollipop I received today was not tasty at all." Long Yi'er said seriously, the first and only protection fee he received in his life turned out to be an unpalatable lollipop , which made him feel that the behavior of collecting protection fees is not so handsome.

"Yi'er, why did you snatch the kid's lollipop again?" Long Qingsu asked with black lines on his face. Yi'er snatched someone else's lollipop when he was three years old. At that time, he thought he was still young and couldn't bear to blame him. , is it still too late?

"It's not snatching, it's Yi'er's protection fee. I asked him to kiss me, and he gave me a lollipop." Long Yi'er tried hard to correct his father's wrong statement, this lollipop is not Yi'er I snatched it back.

"He? Who is it? Where are you kissing?" Long Qingsu became furious suddenly. Someone dared to touch his little baby?Impatient to live!

"It's a tall little boy, very handsome. He kissed him on the cheek and said that Yi'er is very cute." Long Yi'er thought for a while and said proudly.

Long Qingsu hugged Long Yi'er, and said very, very carefully: "Yi'er, you can't let others kiss you casually in the future, you know? Except for father and grandparents, if anyone else wants to kiss you, you should hit them hard he!"

"Oh." Long Yi'er nodded obediently.

From then on, Long Yi'er's devilish character was added with a violent factor.

Volume 05 Trivia about raising children [-]. Experiments

When Long Yier was eight years old

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Eight-year-old Long Yi'er is obsessed with doing experiments. For this reason, his grandparents cleaned up a room for him to do experiments.But, our little wing has a quirk, he doesn't like to do experiments in that special room, but likes to move his bottles and jars to Dad's room, and then concentrate on studying his great invention.

In fact, Long Yi'er's research on his experiments was just a mess to put it bluntly.One day when I was watching TV, I saw a strange doctor who used several test tubes to make those beautiful solutions, and then cultivated a cute little green monster.So, our Xiaoyi'er's blood boiled, and the next day, we pestered our grandparents to buy him a bunch of test tubes, and started to do experiments with great interest. He works as a follower.

Although grandparents love their grandchildren, there are still some things that can be distinguished. Those who test tube alcohol lamps are too dangerous.So the ones I bought for Xiao Yier were actually plastic, children's toys.Of course, Long Yi'er didn't know this, and was still tinkering with his so-called great experiments with great interest.

One day, after my father went out, a little man sneaked into my father's room with a bunch of bottles and jars in his arms.I flung myself onto the big soft ~ soft bed, and after rolling around for a while, I started to move those test tube solutions and so on to my father's big bed, and started to do experiments.

We have to admit, winglets can be a bit clumsy at times.Therefore, when filling the solution into the thin test tube mouth, some small mistakes are inevitable.The result of this is that the original white sheets on Dad's big bed have now become colorful, unusually bright and mottled.

Of course, this bed is very big, at least for little Long Yi'er, it's ridiculously big.It can be deduced from this that the bed sheet is also very large, and there are still many white parts. If one place is dirty, move your little ass to another place.

Finally, there was no white piece of white on the white bed sheet. Long Yier pouted, and finally climbed down from Dad's big bed reluctantly, and condescended to the white piece under the bed. He continued his experiments on the wool rug.

While Long Yier was concentrating on researching his great invention, Dad came back.

As soon as Long Qingsu opened the door, he saw the horrific scene in his room, and then looked at the little devil who was leisurely sitting on the floor stall wreaking havoc, he exploded in anger on the spot, and shouted: "Long Yier, are you here again?" Messed up my room!"

Long Yi'er looked up, ah... the tall father stood at the door, looking fierce, like Godzilla!

So, Long Yi'er smiled sweetly at her father, and when her father lost his mind for a moment, she ran away...

After Long Qingsu came back to his senses, he chased after him angrily, this little devil, he will die if he doesn't clean up!He has changed three beds, five carpets, and seven sheets this week!The destructive power of that little devil is really amazing!How could he give birth to such a son?Puzzled!