The child does not teach, the father too
Chapter 177
Cheng angrily roared: "I'm at this level, do you like to eat or not!"
Beitang Xuelan gave him a cold look, frowned and drank down the cup of rancid coffee, then took a piece of half-baked bread and ate it slowly, even barely eating the burnt black poached egg.
The little soil pig was happy now, and grinned silly.
But not long after breakfast, Beitang Xuelan suddenly turned pale and ran towards the toilet.
"Xuelan...Xuelan, what's the matter with you?" The little earth pig chased after worriedly, and asked anxiously outside the toilet door.
Beitang Xuelan gritted her teeth and roared, "I'll give you three days to practice your cooking skills!"
The little soil pig scratched the wall with his trotters aggrievedly. Cooking skills can't be improved overnight, Xue Lan is clearly making things difficult for him!
At the beginning, he said he was going to Yi'er's house. It would be nice to have someone to take care of him every day, but Xue Lan refused to go, and now he is forcing him to cook, it's really too much!
Volume 48 Competing for lovers [-]. The hell life of the little soil pig
After Beitang Xuelan was injured, the little Tuzhu's miserable life began.
Three meals a day are unavoidable, and the job that annoys him the most is... mopping the floor!
How leisurely the life of the little earth pig is usually, Beitang Xuelan has done all these things well, he only needs to be responsible for eating enough and growing strong every day, but those good days are gone forever .
Beitang Xuelan loves cleanliness very much, and even has a slight obsession with cleanliness. She insists on mopping the floor once a day.
After the little soil pig worked so hard to make breakfast, he was driven to mop the floor just after he was full.
A tall man of 1.8 meters, holding a mop, bowed his waist and kept dragging and dragging. Occasionally, when he encountered corners and corners, he had to lie down to clean them. Painful leg cramps. (Please take Harbin Yao six-brand cover and cover~~~~)
However, Beitang Xuelan was still very serious. After the little earth pig finished mopping the floor, he pointed to a very unremarkable hair and snorted coldly: "Failed, drag it again!"
The little soil pig roared: "I quit!"
Throw the mop away, sit on the sofa and get angry.
Beitang Xuelan didn't say anything, picked up the mop and continued mopping the floor.
But he was injured, and if he was not careful, he would strain his muscles. The little soil pig couldn't stand it anymore, so he had to grab the mop and continue to accept his fate as a little slave.
Beitang Xuelan smiled at the corner of her mouth, and looked at his cute pig tenderly. The way she bent her body and pouted her buttocks was so damn attractive, she really wanted to fuck him hard and bully him until she screamed.
Of course, the little soil pig didn't know that someone was thinking about his butt, so he mopped the floor seriously and diligently.
Huh... After mopping the floor, I still have to do the laundry. Although there is a washing machine, I have to dry it after washing. What a hassle!
After a day of hard work, the little soil pig was completely exhausted, lying on the bed in the shape of a dead fish.
Beitang Xuelan walked over and pinched his butt: "Go take a shower!"
The little soil pig shook his head: "I'm so exhausted, I won't take a bath today!"
"Then roll to sleep on the sofa, don't dirty my bed!" Beitang Xuelan obviously had no sympathy.
The little soil pig pitifully hugged his pajamas to take a bath, almost fell asleep halfway through washing, and after wiping it off in a daze, his eyes almost closed.He groped his way to the bed, threw himself down, and fell asleep.
Beitang Xuelan covered him with a quilt carefully, and went to the bathroom to wipe himself.
But there is a back injury, the range of movement of the arm should not be too large, the movement is very awkward, and it took a long time to wipe it off, and accidentally pulled the wound, and frowned tightly in pain.
Just as he was about to curse in a low voice, he suddenly saw his pig appearing at the door of the bathroom.Although his eyes hadn't opened yet, he subconsciously said, "Xue Lan, I'll wipe your body."
He took the towel from Beitang Xuelan's hand, and gently wiped it for him.
Beitang Xuelan stood there silently and asked him to wipe it. After a while, the little earth pig smiled and said, "Okay, you can go to sleep."
Beitang Xuelan suddenly pulled the little earth pig over and hugged him, and kissed his lips forcefully.
"Hmm..." The little earth pig struggled slightly, and after a while obediently nestled in his arms and remained still, Ren Beitang Xuelan's hands kept stroking her body.
In the end, he couldn't bear it anymore, and he took off the little soil pig's clothes, pressed him against the wall, and pouted.
"Ah...Xue Lan, your injury..." The little soil pig muttered worriedly, struggling to escape.
The so-called sexual appetite, Beitang Xuelan didn't care about her own injury at this time, held the little piglet firmly, and rushed in with all her might.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, bastard, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... ...go in a little further..."
Beitang Xuelan lovingly kissed his earlobe, and whispered in his ear: "You bumpkin, you are so good today, it makes me want to fuck you so much!"
The little earth pig was lying on the wall with a red face, listening to Beitang Xuelan's explicit love words, he felt it even more, and kept twisting his buttocks, seeking the most comfortable position for him.
The two went from the bathroom to the bedroom, and they couldn't remember how many times they did it. Beitang Xuelan seemed to be very excited today, as if it was not enough, she pressed the little piggy to eat again and again.
The result was... the wound was completely ruptured, and even worsened.
The doctor said coldly: "Isolate these two people for a month!"
"Say it again!" Beitang Xuelan's scalpel accurately touched the doctor's neck.
The little soil pig cried pitifully: "Aww...I don't want to be quarantined..."
The brave and fearless doctor continued: "Quarantine immediately!"
So... the black-bellied leader of the Long Gang waved his hand, and a few stalwart little blacks came out from nowhere and took Beitang Xuelan away.
Since then, the little pig has become a resentful wife. Facing the empty room every day, he feels extremely uncomfortable, and his body is hot and hot. He begins to miss the big sausage of Beitang Xuelan.
After a week, the little soil pig couldn't take it anymore and decided to go to jail!The location... Long's prison... Uh, the mansion.
When I went there, I saw two little guys, Yi'er and Lu'er, playing chess.Yi'er obviously lost to his younger brother, and was just playing lazy and wanted to regret the game.When seeing Zheng Tuhao, he asked unhappily, "Why are you here?"
Heh heh, it's all the little pig's fault, causing him to lose chess, bastard!
The little earth pig protested excitedly: "I want to see Xuelan...I want to see Xuelan..."
"No, the doctor said we have to wait another week." Xiao Yi'er cold-bloodedly refused.
"I can't wait for a day, I want to see him now!" the little soil pig roared, baring his fangs, ready to grab him.
Beitang Xuelan also heard the cries of his little piglet upstairs, and rushed out after knocking down a few people with a scalpel.
"Bumper..."
"Woooo...Xue Lan..."
The two are like the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl who meet each other on the Magpie Bridge once a year, and Long Yier and Father Long are like the bad-hearted Queen Mother and the like, preventing a pair of lovers from being together.
After the tragic scene was played out, the two hugged each other and cried together... Uh, in fact, it was the little earth pig who hugged Beitang Xuelan and howled dryly: "Woo... Xuelan, I miss you so much, when will you be okay? I'm starving to death, and the food cooked by other people is not good. The floor at home has not been mopped for a week, and the cockroaches have come out..."
Beitang Xuelan almost died of anger, this pig who knows how to live or die really treats him as a free babysitter!
But seeing the tearful eyes of the pig, he also knew that his heart would be distressed, so he could only resist the urge to go crazy and pinch the pig's butt that he never tires of pinching.
Long Yi'er watched the free show for a long time with a smile on his face. After watching it, he clapped his hands and said, "Xiao Hei, separate the two of them!"
The little soil pig shouted: "My lord...don't be so cruel, why don't we do it for a month at most."
Long Yi'er smiled: "Can you resist doing it?"
The little soil pig resolutely patted his chest and promised: "I can bear it!"
"What about Brother Beitang?" Long Yi'er continued to smile.
Beitang Xuelan said coldly: "This is my pig, why should I bear it?"
That cute piggy is dangling in front of him every day with his ass pouted, can he bear it!
"So baa..." Long Yi'er smiled: "Separate!"
The [-] o'clock show started again, blah blah blah... blah blah...
Long Qingsu watched the play in a good mood, and finally showed mercy and waved to Xiao Hei: "Stop talking, let them go back."
Long Yi'er flattened her mouth: "I haven't seen enough of their plays yet."
Long Qingsu smiled: "If you suffocate people to death, there will be no drama in the future."
Long Yi'er deeply agreed, and looked at Long Qingsu with admiration on his face: "Sure enough, Dad is brilliant!"
The hard-fated Cowherd and Weaver Girl were finally reunited and went home happily.
Long Lu'er said anxiously: "Brother, it seems a bit bad for us to do this."
Long Yi'er patted his little head to teach: "How could it be? This is for the sake of their bodies, we are good people!"
"Oh." Long Lu'er nodded obediently, anyway, it's what my brother said.
And the two who came home...
Beitang Xuelan: "You are limited to tidy up the room and mop the floor within one hour."
The little earth pig wailed: "Woooo...Xuelan, why don't we go to a hotel?"
Beitang Xuelan: "Go and stay in a hotel, I'll go back to Long's house."
Little soil pig: "I...I drag..."
Poor little piggy, the days of being enslaved are still far away...
Amen, may God bless the poor pig!
Volume 49. Struggle for lovers [-]. The enemy is in the dark and I am in the light
one after another
Beitang Xuelan gave him a cold look, frowned and drank down the cup of rancid coffee, then took a piece of half-baked bread and ate it slowly, even barely eating the burnt black poached egg.
The little soil pig was happy now, and grinned silly.
But not long after breakfast, Beitang Xuelan suddenly turned pale and ran towards the toilet.
"Xuelan...Xuelan, what's the matter with you?" The little earth pig chased after worriedly, and asked anxiously outside the toilet door.
Beitang Xuelan gritted her teeth and roared, "I'll give you three days to practice your cooking skills!"
The little soil pig scratched the wall with his trotters aggrievedly. Cooking skills can't be improved overnight, Xue Lan is clearly making things difficult for him!
At the beginning, he said he was going to Yi'er's house. It would be nice to have someone to take care of him every day, but Xue Lan refused to go, and now he is forcing him to cook, it's really too much!
Volume 48 Competing for lovers [-]. The hell life of the little soil pig
After Beitang Xuelan was injured, the little Tuzhu's miserable life began.
Three meals a day are unavoidable, and the job that annoys him the most is... mopping the floor!
How leisurely the life of the little earth pig is usually, Beitang Xuelan has done all these things well, he only needs to be responsible for eating enough and growing strong every day, but those good days are gone forever .
Beitang Xuelan loves cleanliness very much, and even has a slight obsession with cleanliness. She insists on mopping the floor once a day.
After the little soil pig worked so hard to make breakfast, he was driven to mop the floor just after he was full.
A tall man of 1.8 meters, holding a mop, bowed his waist and kept dragging and dragging. Occasionally, when he encountered corners and corners, he had to lie down to clean them. Painful leg cramps. (Please take Harbin Yao six-brand cover and cover~~~~)
However, Beitang Xuelan was still very serious. After the little earth pig finished mopping the floor, he pointed to a very unremarkable hair and snorted coldly: "Failed, drag it again!"
The little soil pig roared: "I quit!"
Throw the mop away, sit on the sofa and get angry.
Beitang Xuelan didn't say anything, picked up the mop and continued mopping the floor.
But he was injured, and if he was not careful, he would strain his muscles. The little soil pig couldn't stand it anymore, so he had to grab the mop and continue to accept his fate as a little slave.
Beitang Xuelan smiled at the corner of her mouth, and looked at his cute pig tenderly. The way she bent her body and pouted her buttocks was so damn attractive, she really wanted to fuck him hard and bully him until she screamed.
Of course, the little soil pig didn't know that someone was thinking about his butt, so he mopped the floor seriously and diligently.
Huh... After mopping the floor, I still have to do the laundry. Although there is a washing machine, I have to dry it after washing. What a hassle!
After a day of hard work, the little soil pig was completely exhausted, lying on the bed in the shape of a dead fish.
Beitang Xuelan walked over and pinched his butt: "Go take a shower!"
The little soil pig shook his head: "I'm so exhausted, I won't take a bath today!"
"Then roll to sleep on the sofa, don't dirty my bed!" Beitang Xuelan obviously had no sympathy.
The little soil pig pitifully hugged his pajamas to take a bath, almost fell asleep halfway through washing, and after wiping it off in a daze, his eyes almost closed.He groped his way to the bed, threw himself down, and fell asleep.
Beitang Xuelan covered him with a quilt carefully, and went to the bathroom to wipe himself.
But there is a back injury, the range of movement of the arm should not be too large, the movement is very awkward, and it took a long time to wipe it off, and accidentally pulled the wound, and frowned tightly in pain.
Just as he was about to curse in a low voice, he suddenly saw his pig appearing at the door of the bathroom.Although his eyes hadn't opened yet, he subconsciously said, "Xue Lan, I'll wipe your body."
He took the towel from Beitang Xuelan's hand, and gently wiped it for him.
Beitang Xuelan stood there silently and asked him to wipe it. After a while, the little earth pig smiled and said, "Okay, you can go to sleep."
Beitang Xuelan suddenly pulled the little earth pig over and hugged him, and kissed his lips forcefully.
"Hmm..." The little earth pig struggled slightly, and after a while obediently nestled in his arms and remained still, Ren Beitang Xuelan's hands kept stroking her body.
In the end, he couldn't bear it anymore, and he took off the little soil pig's clothes, pressed him against the wall, and pouted.
"Ah...Xue Lan, your injury..." The little soil pig muttered worriedly, struggling to escape.
The so-called sexual appetite, Beitang Xuelan didn't care about her own injury at this time, held the little piglet firmly, and rushed in with all her might.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, bastard, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... ...go in a little further..."
Beitang Xuelan lovingly kissed his earlobe, and whispered in his ear: "You bumpkin, you are so good today, it makes me want to fuck you so much!"
The little earth pig was lying on the wall with a red face, listening to Beitang Xuelan's explicit love words, he felt it even more, and kept twisting his buttocks, seeking the most comfortable position for him.
The two went from the bathroom to the bedroom, and they couldn't remember how many times they did it. Beitang Xuelan seemed to be very excited today, as if it was not enough, she pressed the little piggy to eat again and again.
The result was... the wound was completely ruptured, and even worsened.
The doctor said coldly: "Isolate these two people for a month!"
"Say it again!" Beitang Xuelan's scalpel accurately touched the doctor's neck.
The little soil pig cried pitifully: "Aww...I don't want to be quarantined..."
The brave and fearless doctor continued: "Quarantine immediately!"
So... the black-bellied leader of the Long Gang waved his hand, and a few stalwart little blacks came out from nowhere and took Beitang Xuelan away.
Since then, the little pig has become a resentful wife. Facing the empty room every day, he feels extremely uncomfortable, and his body is hot and hot. He begins to miss the big sausage of Beitang Xuelan.
After a week, the little soil pig couldn't take it anymore and decided to go to jail!The location... Long's prison... Uh, the mansion.
When I went there, I saw two little guys, Yi'er and Lu'er, playing chess.Yi'er obviously lost to his younger brother, and was just playing lazy and wanted to regret the game.When seeing Zheng Tuhao, he asked unhappily, "Why are you here?"
Heh heh, it's all the little pig's fault, causing him to lose chess, bastard!
The little earth pig protested excitedly: "I want to see Xuelan...I want to see Xuelan..."
"No, the doctor said we have to wait another week." Xiao Yi'er cold-bloodedly refused.
"I can't wait for a day, I want to see him now!" the little soil pig roared, baring his fangs, ready to grab him.
Beitang Xuelan also heard the cries of his little piglet upstairs, and rushed out after knocking down a few people with a scalpel.
"Bumper..."
"Woooo...Xue Lan..."
The two are like the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl who meet each other on the Magpie Bridge once a year, and Long Yier and Father Long are like the bad-hearted Queen Mother and the like, preventing a pair of lovers from being together.
After the tragic scene was played out, the two hugged each other and cried together... Uh, in fact, it was the little earth pig who hugged Beitang Xuelan and howled dryly: "Woo... Xuelan, I miss you so much, when will you be okay? I'm starving to death, and the food cooked by other people is not good. The floor at home has not been mopped for a week, and the cockroaches have come out..."
Beitang Xuelan almost died of anger, this pig who knows how to live or die really treats him as a free babysitter!
But seeing the tearful eyes of the pig, he also knew that his heart would be distressed, so he could only resist the urge to go crazy and pinch the pig's butt that he never tires of pinching.
Long Yi'er watched the free show for a long time with a smile on his face. After watching it, he clapped his hands and said, "Xiao Hei, separate the two of them!"
The little soil pig shouted: "My lord...don't be so cruel, why don't we do it for a month at most."
Long Yi'er smiled: "Can you resist doing it?"
The little soil pig resolutely patted his chest and promised: "I can bear it!"
"What about Brother Beitang?" Long Yi'er continued to smile.
Beitang Xuelan said coldly: "This is my pig, why should I bear it?"
That cute piggy is dangling in front of him every day with his ass pouted, can he bear it!
"So baa..." Long Yi'er smiled: "Separate!"
The [-] o'clock show started again, blah blah blah... blah blah...
Long Qingsu watched the play in a good mood, and finally showed mercy and waved to Xiao Hei: "Stop talking, let them go back."
Long Yi'er flattened her mouth: "I haven't seen enough of their plays yet."
Long Qingsu smiled: "If you suffocate people to death, there will be no drama in the future."
Long Yi'er deeply agreed, and looked at Long Qingsu with admiration on his face: "Sure enough, Dad is brilliant!"
The hard-fated Cowherd and Weaver Girl were finally reunited and went home happily.
Long Lu'er said anxiously: "Brother, it seems a bit bad for us to do this."
Long Yi'er patted his little head to teach: "How could it be? This is for the sake of their bodies, we are good people!"
"Oh." Long Lu'er nodded obediently, anyway, it's what my brother said.
And the two who came home...
Beitang Xuelan: "You are limited to tidy up the room and mop the floor within one hour."
The little earth pig wailed: "Woooo...Xuelan, why don't we go to a hotel?"
Beitang Xuelan: "Go and stay in a hotel, I'll go back to Long's house."
Little soil pig: "I...I drag..."
Poor little piggy, the days of being enslaved are still far away...
Amen, may God bless the poor pig!
Volume 49. Struggle for lovers [-]. The enemy is in the dark and I am in the light
one after another
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