I haven't been a hero for many years

After eating and drinking, I sauntered out of the room.There are distinct levels in Tianli Sect. Ordinary people dare not enter the room like the one I live in.Of course, this is the house of Jing Yunxiao, the chief protector of the altar.It's just that he's often not around, and I occupy the magpie's nest, eating and drinking in it.

This is an independent small courtyard with everything in it, including rockery and pools, and planted flowers and trees that are said to have been transported from the Central Plains. It is difficult for them to travel thousands of miles across the desert to bring these plants here.But even if they move here and grow them, many of them will not survive.For example, the pot of peonies in the corner of the courtyard, I don’t know how many pots it is.

I don't know how to feel bad about money.

If only you could give me all the money spent on this garden arrangement!

But the money is not something Jing Yun is laughing at, anyway, he pockets the fish and meat disciples, some people give him money, and some people give money to me.

Every time I accept gifts from others without mercy, I will shamelessly think: Anyway, I am his best friend, and what he has is mine.Then he turned around and casually told Jing Yun the gift giver's request with a smile. As for whether it will be successful or not, that's none of my business.

In fact, the life in Tianlijiao is quite comfortable. Except for the headache that cannot be cured, everything else is fine.

I walked out of the courtyard, walked around the path, and ran into Dai Xi who was walking towards me with a smile.

"Yele? Are you finally willing to come out of that crappy room?" Dai Xi greeted me with a smile.What he was wearing was not the black clothes that the congregation wore, but white clothes.Dai Xi is a weird person. When she has a bad temper, the leader doesn't give her face. When she has a good temper, she can gamble with a low-level servant.I usually don’t wear the clothes of the church. I like to wear colorful and bright clothes to wander around in the solemn (according to the congregation) inside the church, and often go outside to spend time and drink without obeying the rules of the church.So although he is very good at martial arts and has done several important things for the holy religion, he is still the altar master until now.

I raised my eyebrows, "Aren't you very busy? Why do you have time to run around?"

"I heard that you had another headache, so I came here to see you." He waved a package in his hand.

"What's that?" I asked curiously.

"Hee hee, secret." He smiled mysteriously, "Let's talk about it first in the room."

I looked back at the door I stepped out just now, sighed, and nodded, "Okay."

As soon as she entered the room, Dai Xi looked left and right like a thief, and closed the door after making sure that there was no one around.

"Let's talk." Seeing his mysterious look, I finally got a little curious.Dai Xi has always liked to play tricks.

He came over with a smile and looked at me for a moment, then put the long package on the table, "Guess what's inside?"

I rolled my eyes, "How do I know?"

"Guess what!"

"Too lazy to guess." I waved my hand.

"You're so lazy, you'll die if you think about it!" Dai Xi was angry.

I glanced at him and kept silent.If you move your mind, you won't die, but you will get tired.I'm still a sick person, I'm still a sick person... Well, that's not right, I'm a headache sufferer.

Dai Xi reluctantly opened the package, while thinking, "For a guy like you who is lazy, unattractive and has a weird temper, it's no wonder Jing Yunxiao would empathize with someone else."

"What did you say?" I glared at him, food can be eaten indiscriminately, but words can't be said indiscriminately!

"Look, are you in a hurry?" Dai Xi said with a smile.

nonsense!Jing Yunxiao is my food and clothing parent, and he brought me to my present position in the church. If he wants to kick me away one day, I will drink the northwest wind.But in the past three years, he has been doing business outside, and usually there is no Yingyingyanyan coming to him... Oh, it seems that there are, but he refused all of them.

I remember the last time a daredevil thought I was his confidant and wanted to send two beauties to Jing Yunxiao through me. As a result, when I brought the two slender beauties to him, he lost his temper and sent the two beauties to him. The beauty chased her away, and later she yelled at that daredevil righteously.After coming back, he still swears in front of me, saying that he only likes me in this life and will never empathize with others. I said all the things that made me want to vomit, which made me unable to eat for two days.

Will he find someone else?I don't believe it.

"You need to pay attention to evidence." I raised my eyebrows and said.

"That's natural." Dai Xi was very proud.

I watched as he opened layer after layer of wrapping cloth, finally revealing a long and delicate box.There was also a small golden lock on the box.

What the hell?Ginseng?

"You can take a closer look." Dai Xi saw me staring straight at the box, smiled slightly, and pulled out a soft hair from her head with a sudden force, and the hair immediately became stiff and straight.

I watched with great interest as he stuffed the strand of hair into the keyhole and dug it out, "You don't have the key?"

"Of course there is no key."

"Oh, stolen." I suddenly realized.

"Nonsense." Dai Xi concentrated on it.

I pressed down on the table and watched him magically unlock the lock with a piece of hair, "Dai Xi, even if you are kicked out of Tianli Sect in the future, you will never have to worry about food and drink, anyway, you have such a unique skill."

"I won't be a gentleman on Liangshang. I advocate letting others give me things willingly." Dai Xi snorted softly from her nostrils, and pushed the box in front of me, "Open it."

"Me?" I was puzzled.

"Hmm." He nodded.

I raised my eyebrows and stretched out a finger to lift the lid of the box.When I stretched my head out, it was a painting.

"It made me look forward to it for a long time, and it turned out to be this kind of thing. I don't know how to appreciate paintings." I admit that I am a fool, and I don't like these elegant things.

"Hey, you can definitely appreciate it." He smiled and took out the painting and slowly unfolded it.

As the scrolls spread out on the table, a beauty gradually came into view.The beauty had black hair that reached to her waist, a pair of green eyes full of affection, a straight nose, and the corners of her mouth were slightly raised, revealing a faint smile. The whole person looked a little bohemian and arrogant.

is a man.

Although he looks very beautiful, he can tell at a glance that he is a man.

The beauty is lying on a recline, with her clothes open, revealing a small piece of her chest.

I raised my eyebrows, "A man?"

"Yes." Dai Xi nodded, stared at me and said, "It was taken from Jing Yunxiao."

"Is it stealing?" I squinted at him.

"Whatever you say." He shrugged, "It's not because of you that I worked so hard to get out of his secret room."

"For me?" I put down the painting.

"I advise you to break up with him as soon as possible." He said as a matter of course, "That guy has someone else, and when the time comes to kick you away, don't you look ugly?"

I looked at him suspiciously, is this guy so kind?

"Is this really taken from Jing Yunxiao? You can't be the one trying to frame me?"

Dai Xi immediately yelled wronged, "I framed?! I, Dai Xi, can do anything but I can't do such a thing! Besides, if you want to frame me, he is the one who framed me, right?"

...That's right, that guy is a real pro at this.

I couldn't help picking up the painting to look at it again, and said with disdain: "This man is not well-trained at first glance. You can see how sloppy his posture is, and he still looks charming. How could Jing Yunxiao fall in love with this kind of painting?" people!"

"Are you talking nonsense with your eyes open?" Dai Xi stared, "Where is he so charming? This kind of beauty is unattainable at first glance. I'm afraid she is very arrogant and will never be willing to be inferior to others."

Hey, hey, which side is this guy on?

"Speaking of which, he still looks a bit like you." Dai Xi said again.

"Where does it look like?" I glanced at the painting, "Except that the eyes are all green and the hair is long, how do they look alike?"

"It doesn't mean this." Dai Xi rubbed her chin, and glanced back and forth between the painting and me, "Well... I really can't tell for a while, maybe it's temperament..."

"Temperament?" I snorted, "What is that kind of thing?"

"That's right, he has more temperament, and you have less temperament." Dai Xi nodded.

I gritted my teeth, stretched out my hand and gave him a shudder, "Say one more word, be careful and I'll crush you!"

"Forget it, I'm warning you today. My first reaction when I saw this painting was..." Dai Xi looked up to the sky and imagined, "Once upon a time, there was a man named Jing Yunxiao, who passed through the desert one day. Suddenly, he saw a city, so he ran in. There he saw a noble and arrogant beauty, fell in love at first sight, and was completely captured by him. But the beauty was unattainable, Jing Yunxiao left sadly, and vowed to become famous from then on, so After he returned to Tianli Sect, he practiced hard, worked hard, and even climbed up by all means. Finally, he made great achievements when he went to the Central Plains with St. Gu Suleer to promote the prestige of my teaching. It was also there that he met a very beautiful woman. The similar man Yele, so he started a crazy pursuit..."

"You're pretty good at making up, why don't you tell stories?" I interrupted his delusions, feeling a little unhappy.

"I know the truth will make you unhappy, but I really do it for your own good. In case you don't have time to cry." Dai Xi gave me a look, as if I should be grateful to him.

"Fart! I don't look like this slut at all!" I spit at the painting.What is noble and what is arrogant?If you look at his slutty appearance with his clothes open, and his seductive eyes, you can see that he is an old hand.A deep-minded guy like Jing Yunxiao would not be interested in this kind of person.

"That's all I've said, so you know for yourself." Dai Xi put away the painting and put it back in the box, "I'm leaving."

"Wait." I stopped him, "Put down the painting."

Dai Xi gave me a strange look, "This is going to be put back. If I let him know that I stole his things, I don't know how he will punish me."

I raised my eyebrows, "Just put it down, I will tell him that I took it."

He hesitated.

"If you don't put it down, I will tell him that you took his painting."

"Don't, don't, don't. I'm really convinced." Dai Xi quickly put the box on the table, "It's like being bitten by a dog with good intentions, you can figure it out."

He said, flicked his sleeves and walked out the door.

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