I haven't been a hero for many years
Chapter 16
Gongsun and Xiao Er carried me upstairs. I squinted my eyes and saw that there was a corridor above. There were quite a lot of rooms, all of which were closed.
"That's it." Xiao Er said.
"Then help him in." Gongsun said with difficulty. He is a weak scholar, and it is a bit difficult to support me.We entered the room.The decoration inside is not bad, and the utensils are also exquisite.
Qi Qi breathed a sigh of relief after they threw me on the bed.
"It's heavy." Gongsun wiped his sweat, "Get back."
Huh?won't he go?
There was a sound of closing the door, it seemed that Xiao Er had left.
Gongsun looked at me for a moment, then stretched out his hand and pushed me hard onto the bed where I was lying. I saw that he was really struggling, so he automatically turned over and rolled into the middle of the bed. He heaved a long sigh of relief, shook off the quilt and covered me.
The service is quite attentive.
I feel a little bit guilty.
The door was closed again, this time it was Gongsun Jing who went out.
I lay there for a while, thinking about when to go.I also thought that it is really troublesome to have no money on my body, it is impossible to eat Bawang meal every time, right?Still have to get some cash.
After thinking about it for a while, the words "robbing the rich and helping the poor" came to mind uncontrollably.
I sat up from the bed in a jerk, and thought to myself: Jianghu rescues emergencies, not for sins, Jianghu rescues emergencies, not for sins.
It seems that we have to wait until the dead of night to talk about it.
Although the plum blossom wine is light, my head is still a little dizzy, so I need to sleep for a while before talking.I lay down again, and when I opened my eyes again, the hustle and bustle outside gradually faded, and the street gradually became quiet. It should be said: the night is quiet.
I got up from the bed, dodged to the window, gently opened the window and looked down, fortunately, it was not very high.
Then he jumped out without a sound, jumped onto the roof opposite, and ran along the roof.
I was a little worried, where should I go to rob the rich and help the poor?
Forget it, just pick a large family, anyway, it's a drop in the bucket for them.They saved a person with silver, which is regarded as accumulating virtue with them.I thought shamelessly, standing on the eaves and looking around.
Suddenly, he saw a figure passing by in the distance.I hurriedly followed secretly.
The figure was light and light, walking quietly and alertly.I followed him from a distance, not getting too close.walked for a while.Came to a compound.It seems that it is a big family.
Could it be that that person, like me, wants to be a gentleman?
That's the best.I won't go in, and wait for the fisherman's profit when the time comes.
I watched him enter the yard and into a room.I squatted on the roof of that place and looked at him with piercing eyes.
The man reached out and touched his waist for a while, then took out a bamboo tube and smashed the window.
... Do thieves need such indecent means?
I frown.
He blew inside for a while, and then secretly opened the window with a knife, very skillfully.Then he opened the window and slipped in without a sound.
I thought about it for a while, and walked towards that room on the roof, and when I found the approximate location, I lifted the tiles and looked down.
The man jumped into the window and walked in. Without looking at the calligraphy, paintings and antiques around him, he went straight inside.
...What on earth is he here for?I wonder.
The man walked to the innermost bed and pulled off the mask on his face, revealing a wretched face.It's the kind that you want to punch when you see it.
He lifted the bed curtain and made two hey-hey □ sounds.
Now I finally know.He is a thief, but he is a flower picker!
Not my way.
As a hero, one should act chivalrously.Besides, if I save the girls of this family, I won't feel wronged to take their belongings.
I hurriedly jumped off the eaves, imitating the flower picker who quietly jumped into the window, walked behind the flower picker and poked him.
Startled, he turned around abruptly.I quickly tapped his acupoints.He rolled his eyes and slowly fell to the ground.
Whether this person should be killed or not is up to the family to decide.
I wanted to put the bed curtain back up again, and then carry the thief out and throw it in the courtyard. When I accidentally looked around, I saw a man inside.
I was stunned on the spot.
"Hmm..." Suddenly, a soft, charming cry came out.I blushed, why did this man scream... Anyway, I don't know how to describe it.
I lowered my head and quickly pulled up the bed curtain, preparing to leave.The screams inside grew louder, and seemed to be in pain.
I hurriedly opened the bed curtain, and saw that person was sweating profusely, with his eyes closed tightly, but his face was unnaturally red, his body was twisting, and his hands kept touching his body.
They are still acquaintances!
It was that Gongsun Jing.
Why is this kid so unlucky?Being tricked by me and being missed by flower pickers?
It looks like I've been hit, and I don't know what to do.So he opened the acupoint of the flower picker.
As soon as the flower picker unlocked the acupoints, he looked at me in horror.
I looked fierce, "Hand over the antidote!"
"You, who are you?"
"You don't care who I am! Hand over the antidote quickly." I threatened.
He was scared to death, with a forced look on his face, "You, don't mess around. The antidote is here..." He touched his arms while talking.
Tiny!Play tricks on me!
I grabbed his hand, he screamed, and the dart in his hand fell off.
"Where's the antidote?" I asked again.
He kept his mouth shut, preferring to die.
I smiled evilly, "You didn't say that, did you?"
He stubbornly turned his face away.
Fight me?I still don't believe I can't deal with you.
I reached out and touched him for a while, he clenched his teeth, like a raped little wife.I continued to touch him.
"Hmm..." He suddenly let out a strange cry.
I was startled.Watch his reaction.
The flower picker looked at me, his face flushed unnaturally, and his eyes...
My face turned blue, and I quickly rummaged on him, and he started yelling again.The one on the bed also screamed louder and louder at this time.Both sides were screaming.
My face must be ugly.I rummaged through the flower pickers and found several bottles and jars.
"Say, which bottle is the antidote?" I grabbed his collar and asked.
"...As long as you do it with me once, I'll tell you." The flower picker guessed that I wouldn't kill him, and became more courageous.
I punched him in the face.
"Beauty...do it with me..." I punched again.His nose bleeds.
He didn't dare to play tricks anymore, seeing that I was about to fight again, he quickly said: "I will say it."
My fist stopped in mid-air.
The flower picker said: "There is no antidote..."
I'm going to fight again.
"Don't hit me! As long as you do it once, you'll be fine!" He quickly continued, not looking like he was lying.
He looked at me in panic, I thought about it, and punched me down again.
"You lied to me." He cried.
I didn't say not to hit you.
I tapped his acupoints again, and he fell asleep aggrieved.
I stood up, walked to the bed, and looked at the people tossing and turning on the bed with a headache.
Do it once?
I thought about it, turned around and put it away in the room. There are quite a lot of calligraphy, paintings and antiques here, but the money is relatively small.I searched a lot and got a little bit, but it's probably enough for all the way, right?
After I collected the money, I took a pen and wrote the words "Flying Flower Picker" and pasted it on the flower picker's head, and casually took the medicine I collected from him and poured it into his mouth until his mouth was full. It stopped when it couldn't fit.There was one bottle left unfilled.
I casually stuffed the bottle of medicine into my arms, and then threw the flower picker into the courtyard.Come back again and pick up the screaming and rolling people on the bed, and gently fly up to the eaves.
"That's it." Xiao Er said.
"Then help him in." Gongsun said with difficulty. He is a weak scholar, and it is a bit difficult to support me.We entered the room.The decoration inside is not bad, and the utensils are also exquisite.
Qi Qi breathed a sigh of relief after they threw me on the bed.
"It's heavy." Gongsun wiped his sweat, "Get back."
Huh?won't he go?
There was a sound of closing the door, it seemed that Xiao Er had left.
Gongsun looked at me for a moment, then stretched out his hand and pushed me hard onto the bed where I was lying. I saw that he was really struggling, so he automatically turned over and rolled into the middle of the bed. He heaved a long sigh of relief, shook off the quilt and covered me.
The service is quite attentive.
I feel a little bit guilty.
The door was closed again, this time it was Gongsun Jing who went out.
I lay there for a while, thinking about when to go.I also thought that it is really troublesome to have no money on my body, it is impossible to eat Bawang meal every time, right?Still have to get some cash.
After thinking about it for a while, the words "robbing the rich and helping the poor" came to mind uncontrollably.
I sat up from the bed in a jerk, and thought to myself: Jianghu rescues emergencies, not for sins, Jianghu rescues emergencies, not for sins.
It seems that we have to wait until the dead of night to talk about it.
Although the plum blossom wine is light, my head is still a little dizzy, so I need to sleep for a while before talking.I lay down again, and when I opened my eyes again, the hustle and bustle outside gradually faded, and the street gradually became quiet. It should be said: the night is quiet.
I got up from the bed, dodged to the window, gently opened the window and looked down, fortunately, it was not very high.
Then he jumped out without a sound, jumped onto the roof opposite, and ran along the roof.
I was a little worried, where should I go to rob the rich and help the poor?
Forget it, just pick a large family, anyway, it's a drop in the bucket for them.They saved a person with silver, which is regarded as accumulating virtue with them.I thought shamelessly, standing on the eaves and looking around.
Suddenly, he saw a figure passing by in the distance.I hurriedly followed secretly.
The figure was light and light, walking quietly and alertly.I followed him from a distance, not getting too close.walked for a while.Came to a compound.It seems that it is a big family.
Could it be that that person, like me, wants to be a gentleman?
That's the best.I won't go in, and wait for the fisherman's profit when the time comes.
I watched him enter the yard and into a room.I squatted on the roof of that place and looked at him with piercing eyes.
The man reached out and touched his waist for a while, then took out a bamboo tube and smashed the window.
... Do thieves need such indecent means?
I frown.
He blew inside for a while, and then secretly opened the window with a knife, very skillfully.Then he opened the window and slipped in without a sound.
I thought about it for a while, and walked towards that room on the roof, and when I found the approximate location, I lifted the tiles and looked down.
The man jumped into the window and walked in. Without looking at the calligraphy, paintings and antiques around him, he went straight inside.
...What on earth is he here for?I wonder.
The man walked to the innermost bed and pulled off the mask on his face, revealing a wretched face.It's the kind that you want to punch when you see it.
He lifted the bed curtain and made two hey-hey □ sounds.
Now I finally know.He is a thief, but he is a flower picker!
Not my way.
As a hero, one should act chivalrously.Besides, if I save the girls of this family, I won't feel wronged to take their belongings.
I hurriedly jumped off the eaves, imitating the flower picker who quietly jumped into the window, walked behind the flower picker and poked him.
Startled, he turned around abruptly.I quickly tapped his acupoints.He rolled his eyes and slowly fell to the ground.
Whether this person should be killed or not is up to the family to decide.
I wanted to put the bed curtain back up again, and then carry the thief out and throw it in the courtyard. When I accidentally looked around, I saw a man inside.
I was stunned on the spot.
"Hmm..." Suddenly, a soft, charming cry came out.I blushed, why did this man scream... Anyway, I don't know how to describe it.
I lowered my head and quickly pulled up the bed curtain, preparing to leave.The screams inside grew louder, and seemed to be in pain.
I hurriedly opened the bed curtain, and saw that person was sweating profusely, with his eyes closed tightly, but his face was unnaturally red, his body was twisting, and his hands kept touching his body.
They are still acquaintances!
It was that Gongsun Jing.
Why is this kid so unlucky?Being tricked by me and being missed by flower pickers?
It looks like I've been hit, and I don't know what to do.So he opened the acupoint of the flower picker.
As soon as the flower picker unlocked the acupoints, he looked at me in horror.
I looked fierce, "Hand over the antidote!"
"You, who are you?"
"You don't care who I am! Hand over the antidote quickly." I threatened.
He was scared to death, with a forced look on his face, "You, don't mess around. The antidote is here..." He touched his arms while talking.
Tiny!Play tricks on me!
I grabbed his hand, he screamed, and the dart in his hand fell off.
"Where's the antidote?" I asked again.
He kept his mouth shut, preferring to die.
I smiled evilly, "You didn't say that, did you?"
He stubbornly turned his face away.
Fight me?I still don't believe I can't deal with you.
I reached out and touched him for a while, he clenched his teeth, like a raped little wife.I continued to touch him.
"Hmm..." He suddenly let out a strange cry.
I was startled.Watch his reaction.
The flower picker looked at me, his face flushed unnaturally, and his eyes...
My face turned blue, and I quickly rummaged on him, and he started yelling again.The one on the bed also screamed louder and louder at this time.Both sides were screaming.
My face must be ugly.I rummaged through the flower pickers and found several bottles and jars.
"Say, which bottle is the antidote?" I grabbed his collar and asked.
"...As long as you do it with me once, I'll tell you." The flower picker guessed that I wouldn't kill him, and became more courageous.
I punched him in the face.
"Beauty...do it with me..." I punched again.His nose bleeds.
He didn't dare to play tricks anymore, seeing that I was about to fight again, he quickly said: "I will say it."
My fist stopped in mid-air.
The flower picker said: "There is no antidote..."
I'm going to fight again.
"Don't hit me! As long as you do it once, you'll be fine!" He quickly continued, not looking like he was lying.
He looked at me in panic, I thought about it, and punched me down again.
"You lied to me." He cried.
I didn't say not to hit you.
I tapped his acupoints again, and he fell asleep aggrieved.
I stood up, walked to the bed, and looked at the people tossing and turning on the bed with a headache.
Do it once?
I thought about it, turned around and put it away in the room. There are quite a lot of calligraphy, paintings and antiques here, but the money is relatively small.I searched a lot and got a little bit, but it's probably enough for all the way, right?
After I collected the money, I took a pen and wrote the words "Flying Flower Picker" and pasted it on the flower picker's head, and casually took the medicine I collected from him and poured it into his mouth until his mouth was full. It stopped when it couldn't fit.There was one bottle left unfilled.
I casually stuffed the bottle of medicine into my arms, and then threw the flower picker into the courtyard.Come back again and pick up the screaming and rolling people on the bed, and gently fly up to the eaves.
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