Daoist, I am married
Chapter 72: Using the pen and ink to be self-defeating
The origin of the title of the hometown of peaches and plums in the ancient city of Yunbie is not because of the students, but a long time ago, it was famous for its strong academic atmosphere, teachers with noble morals and rigorous teaching.
It's just that the gimmick of winning the top three in the imperial examination is so high that people no longer mention its previous history.
I can't tell which year it was, but the students here seemed to be smoked from their ancestral graves, and they were hand-picked by His Majesty to be the number one scholar. After that, year after year, Yunbie's students became more and more powerful one by one, and almost swept all the students on the list. quota.
Then the city lord at that time ordered a three-year examination, and only three people were selected.
After this decree, people were very dissatisfied at first, especially the students who were ready to take the imperial examinations. They all had a dream of being the number one scholar in their hearts. However, when they were told that the chances were reduced, they would be very unhappy for a while. .However, the city lord later added a selection within the city, allowing them to fight for opportunities by themselves. There are still complaints, but they are also much less.
This legal system has been in use ever since.
Gradually, people felt that Yunbie had his own unique educational methods, and that their children hadn't made much progress after studying here for many years. It is not normal for a student to have a good fortune in every exam.
Bai Yitiao scolded those people who sent their children to Yunbie for being stupid, and at the same time told Jinze about the weird ways in Yunbie City.
The biggest weirdness here is indeed related to Yun Bie's fortune. It is not so accurate to say that this fortune is related to a certain formation.
"To be precise, it should be Feng Shui." Bai said.
The fortune of a certain place is closely related to its geographical location, which is Feng Shui.The feng shui of Yunbie City is average, but there are some fortunes that are not in line with its feng shui. It is because someone used some kind of magic to borrow the good feng shui fortune from other places.
Jin Ze frowned: "Where did you borrow it from?"
He didn't seem to have heard of people who were particularly unlucky. Thinking of him, he suddenly paused, and met Bai Yitiao's eyes looking at him.
Jin Ze was shocked: "Luo Shen?"
Shiraichi nodded under Kanazawa's gaze.
Jin Ze couldn't believe it: "No way, my father's business has been doing very well these years, and other people are also doing very well, and I haven't heard of any one that is not going well..."
Bai Yitiao still looked at him.
Jin Ze frowned and pointed to himself: "Me? Just myself?"
Just borrowing his own luck, he has already been unlucky for eight lifetimes!
Bai Yiyi finally shook his head: "It's not all. He can't turn away the existing fortune. What he did was to borrow the fortune that has not yet come. It can be the fate that Luoshen escaped the rainstorm one day in the future. He borrowed it. Go, on that day Luoshen will have torrential rain."
"Of course, the easiest way is to take advantage of the newborn's luck. After all, he hasn't made a sound yet, so he can't be found."
Jin Ze: "..." No wonder the things that happened decades later can be spread on his head.
Bai Yiyi continued: "When I first found out, it was Yunbie who had been the number one scholar for three consecutive years, and all the new officials in the court were Yun others, so the higher-ups took this matter seriously."
Then came the bloodbath 50 years ago.
I thought that after that battle, the ambition of using Yunbie students to plant eyeliners in the court and achieve power in the court has been curbed. Although there is no way to restore Yunbie's fortune, the defense against Yunbie students has been loosened. many.
Unexpectedly, after so many years, Yunbie is still under the control of those people.
"Then, what should those Yunbie students do?"
Bai Yiyi shook his head: "I can't control it, that's what the boss should worry about. I just need to worry about changing Yunbie's fortune."
"That person said?"
"Don't you dare to say it. If you say it, you can die happily. If you don't say it, I will make his life worse than death." Bai Yiyi's tone was very domineering.
Jin Ze gave a thumbs up at the right time: "Grandpa, you are really amazing."
The old man was very useful, enough chatting, bent over and continued to work.
"However, old man." Jin Ze said again, "How many truths have you said these years?"
Bai Yiyi immediately blew his beard and stared: "It's not big or small! What did I tell lies?"
"Oh, for example, a good knot can only work if we have the reality of husband and wife. Let's say..."
"Yeah, it's true. If you don't sleep together, the formation doesn't work at all."
"Then what happened to your fortune-telling for me? There are still bright onions? Are you sure you didn't cheat others?"
"Hey, you little bastard!" Bai Yiyi is very kind. I kindly found you a good house, and you started to scold the matchmaker after you finished eating. I must be willing to tell them a fortune, and I still need to lie to you about my own grandson?"
"Then..." Kanazawa's confidence was a little lacking when Bai Yitiao yelled at him, "You said that my fortune is weak, and I need noble people to help me, but I was just unlucky and someone took advantage of my luck. Telling other people’s parents that life is thinner than paper, which one do you say is true?”
Bai Yiyi was a little dizzy from this unfilial son-in-law, but he still yelled back in anger: "Every sentence is true. The Bai family's family training doesn't tell lies, so I haven't told lies! Let's go, hurry up!" Find your little Cong Ming, don't get in my way here."
Not only is it an eyesore but also annoys him, it is really the water thrown by the married grandson.
Say Cong Ming to Cong Ming.
As soon as Ming Cong came to the beach, he heard Bai Yiyi's angry shout, and then saw Jin Ze squatting on the ground, shrinking his neck under the roar of his grandfather, looking especially pitiful.
Thinking about it, he walked over quickly, and if the magic circle was not well drawn, he could still help out.
As a result, when I got closer to listen, it was for other things.
Jin Ze raised his head and saw Ming Cong looking at him with gentle eyes, and he was aggrieved by his grandfather's yelling, and wanted to rush over to hug him very much.
But grandpa was still yelling beside him, so he could only look at him with pitiful eyes.
Ming Cong felt his heart palpitate when he saw it, and walked over to pull him up.Be a peacemaker.
"Grandpa, calm down. I saw a wine seller at the head of the village. It smells good. I bought some for you to taste."
Bai Yiyi's nose had already smelled the smell of alcohol, and he smiled when he heard Xiao Cong Ming's words, and snorted at Jin Ze: "Look, raising you is not as good as a little Cong Ming. Cong Ming, do you want to follow?" I have learned my skills, and the hope of the Bai clan rests entirely on you."
Bai Yiyi casually expressed his long-planned thoughts.
Ming Cong froze for a moment, the topic changed a bit quickly, suddenly the burden of the whole family's hope was lifted, and he was a little dazed by the pressure.
Jin Ze said: "Old man, don't think about it, he is already tired enough with Chen Xiang, who has the time to learn those things from you."
Bai Yitiao's anger that had just been extinguished came back up again, how could he be so picky about everything, and only dismantle his platform, and he just got married, if he moves out after that, he would have to forget this old thing to the horizon immediately, even I don't remember who raised him.
Ming Cong grabbed Jin Ze who was still about to speak, handed the wine to Bai Yitiao, and said, "Grandpa, I will think about it."
Bai Yitiao snorted and took a sip of wine: "It's still Xiao Congming, you bastard, come over and continue painting, don't eat if you don't finish painting."
Jin Ze hummed twice, and continued to squat down to draw symbols.
Ming Cong, who originally came to call people home for dinner, could only wait with him.
And even if he wanted to help, he had no choice but to use different techniques, which would only add to the chaos.
Kanazawa winked at Mingcong while drawing.
Ming Cong looked at the crooked talisman under his hand, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
Jin Ze curled his lips: "Who are you laughing at? You can draw if you have the ability."
"Mm, okay." Ming Cong responded, then picked up a talisman and began to draw.
Kanazawa moved his head closer to him.
I saw him outline with a few strokes, and a puffy villain jumped out of the paper, and the raised eyebrows were [-]% like Jinze's.
Jin Ze became interested: "I can also draw, let's draw Ming Daozhang."
He took the talisman and muttered and began to draw: "First, a big head, then small eyes, then the nose and mouth, oh, and then some rouge, all right, let's start drawing the body."
Ming Cong didn't need to look to know how horrible the nose and eyes were.
"Arms, legs, shoes. It's done!" Jin Ze had a smug smile on his face, the same as when he drew a flying fairy when he was a child, and he was waiting for others to see his masterpiece and praise him.
"Well," Ming Cong glanced, "Basically realistic, some places are too exaggerated, or do you like bigger ones?"
Jin Ze thought that he was dissatisfied with drawing his eyes too small, and said, "Don't worry, even if your eyes are small, I won't dislike you, ma'am."
Ming Cong pointed at the painting and smiled with unknown meaning: "No, I mean here."
Jinze rolled his eyes and blushed. He didn't see it when he put away the brush, and drew another stroke on the little man's leg. Originally, the stroke was nothing, but the stroke was a little out of place, right between the two legs. In the meantime, I took a look and saw that it was an arrogant villain with a proud lower body and a proud face.
The small picture books I have seen dare not draw like this.
Before he became angry, Ming Cong smiled and put away the painting: "The painting is very good, I will give it to you."
Jin Ze felt that his expression at this time must be the same as that angry villain.
A call broke Jinze's embarrassment, and it was Yinzi who came looking for him with the baby in his arms.
After coming back from Qingluo, the baby has been very attached to Jinze, and now he is whimpering and rubbing his eyes in Yinzi's arms.
"Master, quickly accept this little ancestor! My head is about to explode."
Seeing baby Kanazawa's mood instantly improved, and he took it and held it in his arms to talk to him.
Bai Yitiao saw that Jin Ze had no intention of drawing a talisman, so he also stopped writing, and went back home to eat with a big hand.
"Do you want to eat fish, baby? We asked your big brother to catch a few fish and roast them."
When he was in the desert, he often missed the fish grilled by the sea, and the delicious taste made him unforgettable.
Ming Cong glanced at him, seeing through the man's greedy purpose of using the child as a shield, and he pulled his long sword and flew to the surface of the sea without complaint.
It's just that the gimmick of winning the top three in the imperial examination is so high that people no longer mention its previous history.
I can't tell which year it was, but the students here seemed to be smoked from their ancestral graves, and they were hand-picked by His Majesty to be the number one scholar. After that, year after year, Yunbie's students became more and more powerful one by one, and almost swept all the students on the list. quota.
Then the city lord at that time ordered a three-year examination, and only three people were selected.
After this decree, people were very dissatisfied at first, especially the students who were ready to take the imperial examinations. They all had a dream of being the number one scholar in their hearts. However, when they were told that the chances were reduced, they would be very unhappy for a while. .However, the city lord later added a selection within the city, allowing them to fight for opportunities by themselves. There are still complaints, but they are also much less.
This legal system has been in use ever since.
Gradually, people felt that Yunbie had his own unique educational methods, and that their children hadn't made much progress after studying here for many years. It is not normal for a student to have a good fortune in every exam.
Bai Yitiao scolded those people who sent their children to Yunbie for being stupid, and at the same time told Jinze about the weird ways in Yunbie City.
The biggest weirdness here is indeed related to Yun Bie's fortune. It is not so accurate to say that this fortune is related to a certain formation.
"To be precise, it should be Feng Shui." Bai said.
The fortune of a certain place is closely related to its geographical location, which is Feng Shui.The feng shui of Yunbie City is average, but there are some fortunes that are not in line with its feng shui. It is because someone used some kind of magic to borrow the good feng shui fortune from other places.
Jin Ze frowned: "Where did you borrow it from?"
He didn't seem to have heard of people who were particularly unlucky. Thinking of him, he suddenly paused, and met Bai Yitiao's eyes looking at him.
Jin Ze was shocked: "Luo Shen?"
Shiraichi nodded under Kanazawa's gaze.
Jin Ze couldn't believe it: "No way, my father's business has been doing very well these years, and other people are also doing very well, and I haven't heard of any one that is not going well..."
Bai Yitiao still looked at him.
Jin Ze frowned and pointed to himself: "Me? Just myself?"
Just borrowing his own luck, he has already been unlucky for eight lifetimes!
Bai Yiyi finally shook his head: "It's not all. He can't turn away the existing fortune. What he did was to borrow the fortune that has not yet come. It can be the fate that Luoshen escaped the rainstorm one day in the future. He borrowed it. Go, on that day Luoshen will have torrential rain."
"Of course, the easiest way is to take advantage of the newborn's luck. After all, he hasn't made a sound yet, so he can't be found."
Jin Ze: "..." No wonder the things that happened decades later can be spread on his head.
Bai Yiyi continued: "When I first found out, it was Yunbie who had been the number one scholar for three consecutive years, and all the new officials in the court were Yun others, so the higher-ups took this matter seriously."
Then came the bloodbath 50 years ago.
I thought that after that battle, the ambition of using Yunbie students to plant eyeliners in the court and achieve power in the court has been curbed. Although there is no way to restore Yunbie's fortune, the defense against Yunbie students has been loosened. many.
Unexpectedly, after so many years, Yunbie is still under the control of those people.
"Then, what should those Yunbie students do?"
Bai Yiyi shook his head: "I can't control it, that's what the boss should worry about. I just need to worry about changing Yunbie's fortune."
"That person said?"
"Don't you dare to say it. If you say it, you can die happily. If you don't say it, I will make his life worse than death." Bai Yiyi's tone was very domineering.
Jin Ze gave a thumbs up at the right time: "Grandpa, you are really amazing."
The old man was very useful, enough chatting, bent over and continued to work.
"However, old man." Jin Ze said again, "How many truths have you said these years?"
Bai Yiyi immediately blew his beard and stared: "It's not big or small! What did I tell lies?"
"Oh, for example, a good knot can only work if we have the reality of husband and wife. Let's say..."
"Yeah, it's true. If you don't sleep together, the formation doesn't work at all."
"Then what happened to your fortune-telling for me? There are still bright onions? Are you sure you didn't cheat others?"
"Hey, you little bastard!" Bai Yiyi is very kind. I kindly found you a good house, and you started to scold the matchmaker after you finished eating. I must be willing to tell them a fortune, and I still need to lie to you about my own grandson?"
"Then..." Kanazawa's confidence was a little lacking when Bai Yitiao yelled at him, "You said that my fortune is weak, and I need noble people to help me, but I was just unlucky and someone took advantage of my luck. Telling other people’s parents that life is thinner than paper, which one do you say is true?”
Bai Yiyi was a little dizzy from this unfilial son-in-law, but he still yelled back in anger: "Every sentence is true. The Bai family's family training doesn't tell lies, so I haven't told lies! Let's go, hurry up!" Find your little Cong Ming, don't get in my way here."
Not only is it an eyesore but also annoys him, it is really the water thrown by the married grandson.
Say Cong Ming to Cong Ming.
As soon as Ming Cong came to the beach, he heard Bai Yiyi's angry shout, and then saw Jin Ze squatting on the ground, shrinking his neck under the roar of his grandfather, looking especially pitiful.
Thinking about it, he walked over quickly, and if the magic circle was not well drawn, he could still help out.
As a result, when I got closer to listen, it was for other things.
Jin Ze raised his head and saw Ming Cong looking at him with gentle eyes, and he was aggrieved by his grandfather's yelling, and wanted to rush over to hug him very much.
But grandpa was still yelling beside him, so he could only look at him with pitiful eyes.
Ming Cong felt his heart palpitate when he saw it, and walked over to pull him up.Be a peacemaker.
"Grandpa, calm down. I saw a wine seller at the head of the village. It smells good. I bought some for you to taste."
Bai Yiyi's nose had already smelled the smell of alcohol, and he smiled when he heard Xiao Cong Ming's words, and snorted at Jin Ze: "Look, raising you is not as good as a little Cong Ming. Cong Ming, do you want to follow?" I have learned my skills, and the hope of the Bai clan rests entirely on you."
Bai Yiyi casually expressed his long-planned thoughts.
Ming Cong froze for a moment, the topic changed a bit quickly, suddenly the burden of the whole family's hope was lifted, and he was a little dazed by the pressure.
Jin Ze said: "Old man, don't think about it, he is already tired enough with Chen Xiang, who has the time to learn those things from you."
Bai Yitiao's anger that had just been extinguished came back up again, how could he be so picky about everything, and only dismantle his platform, and he just got married, if he moves out after that, he would have to forget this old thing to the horizon immediately, even I don't remember who raised him.
Ming Cong grabbed Jin Ze who was still about to speak, handed the wine to Bai Yitiao, and said, "Grandpa, I will think about it."
Bai Yitiao snorted and took a sip of wine: "It's still Xiao Congming, you bastard, come over and continue painting, don't eat if you don't finish painting."
Jin Ze hummed twice, and continued to squat down to draw symbols.
Ming Cong, who originally came to call people home for dinner, could only wait with him.
And even if he wanted to help, he had no choice but to use different techniques, which would only add to the chaos.
Kanazawa winked at Mingcong while drawing.
Ming Cong looked at the crooked talisman under his hand, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
Jin Ze curled his lips: "Who are you laughing at? You can draw if you have the ability."
"Mm, okay." Ming Cong responded, then picked up a talisman and began to draw.
Kanazawa moved his head closer to him.
I saw him outline with a few strokes, and a puffy villain jumped out of the paper, and the raised eyebrows were [-]% like Jinze's.
Jin Ze became interested: "I can also draw, let's draw Ming Daozhang."
He took the talisman and muttered and began to draw: "First, a big head, then small eyes, then the nose and mouth, oh, and then some rouge, all right, let's start drawing the body."
Ming Cong didn't need to look to know how horrible the nose and eyes were.
"Arms, legs, shoes. It's done!" Jin Ze had a smug smile on his face, the same as when he drew a flying fairy when he was a child, and he was waiting for others to see his masterpiece and praise him.
"Well," Ming Cong glanced, "Basically realistic, some places are too exaggerated, or do you like bigger ones?"
Jin Ze thought that he was dissatisfied with drawing his eyes too small, and said, "Don't worry, even if your eyes are small, I won't dislike you, ma'am."
Ming Cong pointed at the painting and smiled with unknown meaning: "No, I mean here."
Jinze rolled his eyes and blushed. He didn't see it when he put away the brush, and drew another stroke on the little man's leg. Originally, the stroke was nothing, but the stroke was a little out of place, right between the two legs. In the meantime, I took a look and saw that it was an arrogant villain with a proud lower body and a proud face.
The small picture books I have seen dare not draw like this.
Before he became angry, Ming Cong smiled and put away the painting: "The painting is very good, I will give it to you."
Jin Ze felt that his expression at this time must be the same as that angry villain.
A call broke Jinze's embarrassment, and it was Yinzi who came looking for him with the baby in his arms.
After coming back from Qingluo, the baby has been very attached to Jinze, and now he is whimpering and rubbing his eyes in Yinzi's arms.
"Master, quickly accept this little ancestor! My head is about to explode."
Seeing baby Kanazawa's mood instantly improved, and he took it and held it in his arms to talk to him.
Bai Yitiao saw that Jin Ze had no intention of drawing a talisman, so he also stopped writing, and went back home to eat with a big hand.
"Do you want to eat fish, baby? We asked your big brother to catch a few fish and roast them."
When he was in the desert, he often missed the fish grilled by the sea, and the delicious taste made him unforgettable.
Ming Cong glanced at him, seeing through the man's greedy purpose of using the child as a shield, and he pulled his long sword and flew to the surface of the sea without complaint.
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