After I faked my death, the magician went crazy

Although this Ao Yin looks like a farmer now, but the four horns are still standing on his head, and there is a pair of big bull eyes on his face, which is extraordinarily funny.

Thinking that this Aoyin specially turned into a human body to meet them, maybe one is because he doesn’t want outsiders to see it, and the other is that the evil bone that he snatched has not been completely absorbed by him, so he can’t change into a normal human form at any time. He wrote in the original book It has been said that the weakness of the bull monster is one of its horns.

Why does Li Ziping remember it so clearly, I have to start from this passage in the original book...

In the original book, the male protagonist returned to the Infernal Palace, and after seeing the formation was destroyed, he came to clean up the disobedient Ao Yin, and broke off the horn with one hand. You can't make waves, that's right, it's so awesome that one hand is broken.

The headless ghost was already guilty, but when he saw the other party's angry tone, he became even more flustered, "He...he..."

"Say!"

"He... he... he married a wife... right?"

Li Ziping was dripping with sweat.

"Fart!" Ao Yin shouted angrily.

Li Ziping held the ax behind his back.

Ao Yin's bull's-eye got bigger, "It's that cripple who still wants to marry a wife, but I haven't even married yet!"

I bother!Is this Aoyin's brain circuit different from that of people, you are a monster, and you still want to marry a wife, so don't harm other girls, okay?Li Ziping wanted to tear off the horn to see what was inside.

The headless ghost supported his head, and said cautiously: "Master Ao Yin, this is not good, you are a cow..."

"Why do you look down on the cow? What's wrong with the cow? Why are there so few goods this time, only one person?" Ao Yin approached and looked at it for a moment, the young man in front of him looked pale at any time, but his expression was very correct and good-looking.

Ao Yin slapped his hands, "I see, you are here to give me a wife!!"

Headless ghost: "No... no... she's not a daughter-in-law, and she was escorted here to give it to you. Aren't you going to enter the formation again?"

Ao Yin nodded and asked Li Ziping to step forward.

The man got closer and closer. If the ax went down, it was uncertain whether the horn could be cut off accurately.

Who knows, Ao Yin pointed: "Take off the robes yourself, I can still wear them after washing them."

Li Ziping: "?"

Ao Yin blushed slightly: "Hey, there are no cows here who know how to weave. I've been wearing this for hundreds of years, and I'm almost getting cow lice."

Seeing that Ao Yin is so close to him, his clothes are trivial, but the ax cannot be hidden...

Li Ziping gritted his teeth and took a few steps back, tightening his robe carefully: "Scholar can be killed and cannot be humiliated, Ao Yin, ask me to take it off! Don't even think about it! Unless you do it yourself!"

After finishing speaking, he lay down on the ground, "You bull monsters are so dirty! Be gentle!" As soon as Ao Yin lowered his head and stretched out his hand, he could chop it down with an axe.

When Ao Yin looked at the young man lying on the ground, and the young man lying on the ground looked at Ao Yin, both of them thought to themselves, this person/monster is hopeless!

Fortunately, the headless ghost's head was hidden behind his body, otherwise at this moment, he might wish he was blind.

Ao Yin habitually stroked the shorter horn on his head: "Little brother, you are a gentleman after all...we also follow the rules, come on! Carry him to the room for me! Do it!" happy event!"

With an order, several cows around tied Li Ziping's hands and feet and carried them into the bridal chamber.

The headless ghost beside him spoke incoherently: "Ao Yin...Master Ao Yin, he is not, you can't..."

Ao Yin glared at him, and the headless ghost immediately became cowardly: "I...I...I mean, the bridal chamber...the wedding night in the bridal chamber, can I bring the cripple to drink?"

Li Ziping can't speak anymore. Headless ghosts are sold cheaply. They don't need money. Who wants them?

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Aoyin's room is only a cow pen, which is actually much cleaner than expected. There are farm tools in the corner and a canopy bed in the middle. There is no red cloth at all, except for the bluffing outside, the inside of the room is no different from usual.

Ao Yin came in with a jug of wine, Li Ziping quickly put the ax under the pillow, time was running out, he had to take the evil bones back, "Today, you and I have a good relationship, we must not return drunk!" Ao Yin put The wine glass was thrust into his hand.

Li Ziping took the wine glass, hesitated for a moment, did not drink it, but said a little relaxedly: "Ao Yin, just now I see you have been touching your head, whether there are lice bothering you, let me scratch it for you."

Ao Yin watched the other party take the initiative to show his favor, sat on the couch, and obediently waited for him to catch the lice.

Li Ziping held his breath, and quietly took out the ax from under the pillow, the smallest horn was right in front of him.

One person and one cow, silently, Li Ziping did not dare to cut with a big knife, but only dared to cut bit by bit with the sharp edge of the axe.

"Why do I feel a little itchy?" Ao Yin was about to touch the horn.

Li Ziping blocked it with his hand: "Wait a minute, your horn is a bit dry, I'll help you with it."

Ao Yin finally touched his daughter-in-law's hand, and he felt very happy, he didn't care about men and women, they were so weird that they didn't care about these things!

However, the original book clearly stated that Lang Yuexu would be broken as soon as he broke it. Why did he cut it for a long time without even making a cut, and cheated him!Li Ziping took a deep breath, regained his strength, and was about to cut it down.

At this time, the door of the room was suddenly pushed open, and a group of scalpers squeezed in, shouting: "A hundred years together, the zither and the harp!"

Ao Yin stood up, Li Ziping almost slashed in the air, but was discovered, but luckily he stopped him.

Ao Yin picked up a piece of cloth, covered his eyes, and explained: "This is the tradition of our bull monsters. Newlyweds have to recognize a cow by its horns. Don't make a mistake." The scalpers laughed together.

Li Ziping rolled his eyes, please four corners, can you touch the wrong cow?

According to the tradition, the scalpers come in one by one, and after touching the right horns, the two newlyweds go out together holding hands, and all the cattle send blessings.Originally, it was just a ceremony, but Li Ziping focused on his evil bones, and the whole process was even more perfunctory.

But what he touched this time was different. It was not horns, but soft hair, and then a hand?

This is a human hand!

The author has something to say:

Haha, my male lead is unusual, he actually married (fake) a cow! (pseudo)

Everyone, is there any recommended input method? I use Sogou, and there are many typos when I type it.