After I faked my death, the magician went crazy

The shiny black hatchet was thrown in front of the headless ghost with a "snap".

The headless ghost asked hesitantly: "Master Ping, you have thought about it, this thing will not grow if you cut it off.

Li Ziping rolled his eyes: "Don't you fucking talk nonsense? It's so good to have a new person, why do you have to grow a pair of horns? I said that when I woke up, something was wrong, something was wrong! I had a splitting headache, but you guys Keep telling me it's okay, but still want to hide it from me to look in the bronze mirror."

Li Ziping scolded, making the headless ghost feel a little guilty, so he took the hatchet and prepared to cut off the horns.

As the saying goes: the way of heaven is reincarnation. Back then, Li Ziping used a hatchet to cut off Ao Yin's horns like this. Unexpectedly, when it was his turn, someone would cut off the horns on his head too. Two, it's really Amitabha, so good, so good, he couldn't help but learn the set of chanting skills of Master Yideng.

"What are you doing?" Daoist Xu Ming pushed open the door, stepped in carrying a copper basin, and what greeted his eyes was Li Ziping in red, sitting crookedly on the grand teacher's chair, half lying down, as if he had lost everything His eyes were closed tightly, and a bald head was beheading him.

However, before the headless ghost could exert all his strength, a trace of blood dripped down from the root of the dragon's horn along his forehead in two or three strokes.

Li Ziping let out another scream, "Oh my god, why does it hurt so much? I told you to cut off the horns, not my flesh."

The headless ghost purred, and said very aggrieved: "Master Ping, I have been very careful, but this thing seems to have grown together with your forehead."

He held the bronze mirror in his mouth again, and put it in front of Li Ziping.

Daoist Xu Ming took the hatchet, "It's okay, I have seen similar situations in ancient books, maybe you can use my spiritual power to suppress it, and let me see the wound on your chest."

Li Ziping is right when he thinks about it carefully, the town is in chaos now, the doctor who has been eating inside and outside has arranged to take care of the injured, as for the others, only this stinky Taoist priest knows a little bit of medical skills.

He slowly lowered the red robe from his shoulders, half revealing his wound.

This body is unusually fair. Although he was neglected by his father since he was a child, he has never done any heavy or rough work, and his skin is quite delicate. Master Yideng pierced the place where his heart was located with a bull's horn, and there is still a large amount of blood. Pretty creepy.

Daoist Xu Ming pulled half of his clean sleeve, trying to wipe the blood on his chest, this scene seemed familiar.

That day, when he was injured and fell from the teahouse, he was so familiar with it, using half of his clean sleeve to bandage himself, but today there is something different, the distance between the two is unusually close, compared to When he applied medicine to Xu Ming's elbow, he was even closer.

Li Ziping slightly turned his head to the side, not knowing where to put his eyes, watching Taoist Xu Ming wipe his wounds, something was wrong, and something was wrong looking at his chest, he could only look at Wu Wu in embarrassment. The headless ghost: "Master Ping, why is your face so red? Do you have a fever? Let Daoist Xu Ming feel your pulse."

Li Ziping kept his mouth shut, and really wanted to scold the headless ghost, big brother, can you not tear yourself apart?He glanced at Xu Ming cautiously.

I saw that Daoist Xu Ming seemed to have not heard what the headless ghost said, and he was still wiping him clean carefully, saying: "Ah Ping, the wound is fine, it healed itself."

Li Ziping looked down, and it was true that the original wound had been scrubbed carefully, leaving only a red scar.

In the copper basin, he wrung out the blood-stained cloth, and wiped off the blood that the headless ghost had just cut Li Ziping's horns. Li Ziping could feel Xu Mingdao's long breath, the first time he .Staring at the stinking Taoist so carefully, especially those radiant peach blossom eyes, with a small mole at the corner of the eye, looks very interesting, and the handsome eyebrows are no less impressive.

Li Ziping felt his chest thumping, he couldn't help covering the beating place with his hands, and just wanted to say something to relieve it, but unexpectedly, the headless ghost bumped into Daoist Xu Ming from behind with a "bang" Where the elbow hurt, his hand trembled.

Only then did Li Ziping realize that his injury hadn't healed yet, and it was hard for him to do so much for himself, sister and Tai'an town, "Bah, bah, bah!" He couldn't have himself, it was obviously Tai'an town.

"Your old wounds haven't healed yet, so go and rest. Didn't you say that the people from the Sanqing Realm are coming? You should take a good rest, and you will have strength when the time comes. You can explain clearly to them."

"It's okay." Daoist Xu Ming put his hands on his forehead, and a powerful spiritual force poured into his forehead, and gradually the two dragon horns disappeared.

Li Ziping hugged the bronze mirror, couldn't help being happy: "Will this thing come out again?"

He shook his head, "I don't know for now, if Aping minds, why not cover it with my own hair."

Watching the leaving figure of Daoist Xu Ming, Li Ziping hit his heart with his left hand, and cursed secretly: "You useless thing! Jump! Jump! Jump! Why are you jumping so fast?"

The headless ghost coughed lightly and lowered his voice: "Master Ping, let me tell you, don't be fooled by that smelly Taoist priest, when you faint..."

Before he finished speaking, Zi Ying came in with a bottle of ointment, and Li Ziping hurriedly covered his slipped clothes, "Sister, I'm changing clothes now."

Ziying laughed loudly: "I'm not here, I'm used to living on the mountain, there is no door, so I came in in a moment of anxiety. I saw you when you were naked when you were young, and you are afraid to show your shoulders now. I just Seeing Daoist Xu Ming come in, it's nothing, why do I mind so much, sister is so sad, or, you can only let Daoist Xu Ming see?"

"You...you...you..." Li Ziping said "you" for a long time, but he didn't know what to say, so he could only ask the headless ghost, "What happened when you said I fainted?"

The Headless Ghost looked at Ziying, gritted his teeth, "It's nothing, Master Ping, the most urgent thing is that you and Miss Ziying go to Sanqing Realm to detoxify together."

Li Zi pursed his lips, didn't want to go, and evaded: "Let the stinky Taoist priest take sister to go."

The headless ghost shook his head, "Missy is a woman, it is always inappropriate to go alone, it is better to accompany you all the way."

"Isn't there Xu Ming?"

The headless ghost hesitated whether to tell Li Ziping what he saw.

Seeing him in a dilemma, Ziying said, "When the crisis is over, brother, if you want to stay in Tai'an Town, then stay here. I'm just a little worried. Will the monk who escaped target you? ?”

That's right, there is indeed this hidden danger. After all, the Tai Sui meat is still in their hands. Did Sister see Master Yideng that night, when he used Lingsi to control two children to move the Tai Sui meat box, the headless ghost came out to stop it? After Master Yideng stunned him, he had no choice but to bury the box in a hidden place.

When he went to live in Zifu, he dug out the box again and put the jar in his own rotten wooden box to hide it from others. Li Ziping and some people actually found out a long time ago, but they didn't startle the snake. After he dug out the box for the second time Before, the ancient altar was replaced.

"Sister, please rest assured, I have my own way to deal with it." Zi Ying put down the ointment from her hand, "It turned out that the doctor made it for me, I don't know if you can use it?"

The patriarch's voice came from outside the room: "Everyone from the Sanqing Realm has arrived, A-Ping and A-Ying, come out too, let's do a salute."

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