Gossip Demon World of Online Games
Chapter 340 GMNPC's joke
([-]) The forum of "Bagua Demon World".Supernatural.event
As a game that is extremely cheating from script design to personnel service, the site management forum of "Bagua Demon World" [Let's complain together] is always full of complaints full of blood and tears from players. After the National War, here Naturally, the pot was fried.
It was actually such a post that aroused heated discussions among everyone.
[Player: Qingfenglangyue shines on my heart] [Discussion] [Post subject: Cheating, is this a war of God and Horse? ! ]
[post content:
Have you found out that this national war is really too cheating?
Although this national war declares that the two sides of the demon are extremely fair, it can be seen from the layout of the victory tasks of both sides that the design team definitely has it!Partial!Heart!
The victory task of the demon world is to steal the soul crystal of the cat princess, shouldn't the corresponding victory task of the heaven world be to steal the soul crystal of the demon world?In the end, the soul crystal of the demon world turned into a cat princess and fought with the big boss Lucifer to kill the invincible NPCs all over the heavens.The mission of victory in the heavens has become to prevent the demon world from obtaining the soul crystal of the cat princess.Is this fair or unfair? !
Secondly, the various equipment in the demon world are too powerful, not to mention the collective blood recovery artifact, and the ion cannon!Leave!son!gun!It is still transparent!Kill a piece of wood!Later, I was also the one who was killed in the bombing!Transparent cannonball, you are too hurtful, too cruel, you want to hide, you don't know where to hide, you don't know if you will die or not!How did such a cheating weapon appear on the battlefield of the national war? !
What happened to the last player who threw the fox to grab the soul crystal?Why does his fox turn into a man and an elephant?I want this kind of changing pet too!Why is it that good things are only available in the devil world? !The design team is too unfair! ]
Players will follow up immediately below.
[Player: First time] [Reply]
[post content:
The one upstairs is from the Heaven Realm...Actually, I think the difference in victory mission between the Heavenly Demon and the Demon Realm makes it easier for the Heaven Realm... Otherwise, do you think it is possible for the Heavenly Realm to enter the Demon Realm's camp to snatch the Cat Princess?
In addition, the ion cannon is really powerful, buy an ion cannon! ! ]
[Player: 莔莔] [Reply]
[Post content: Ririyin purchase
The ion cannon is too ferocious +1, as a Demon Realm player, I was killed by that transparent cannonball!Ask the GM to explain! ! ]
[Player: Asshole, I am not M! ][reply]
[post content:
"Gossip Demon World" is really one of the most cheating games!What's even more cheating is that I have been cheated by it all the time, but I still really want to play it!Ever since I entered the game, I have been disturbed by various NPCs, various strange events, and various strange events.But I just kept smoking and couldn't stop. The more I was abused, the happier I was. Not only could I not stop, but I even spent more money to play! !I'm really not M, not a masochist, bastard! ]
I followed a lot of posts, the atmosphere was normal at the beginning, and then I didn’t know how to drag and pinch them. In the end, people on both sides scolded saliva, and finally they all started to target GM. The smell of gunpowder is stronger.
[Player: Grape Wine Luminous Cup] [Reply]
[post content:
Where did the GM die? Why did no one come out to explain for most of the day? ! ]
[Player: Ye Jiu Ye] [Reply]
[post content:
Upstairs!And did you find out that this post just sank and then came up, but no new people spoke! ]
After the man finished speaking, everyone was obviously silent for a while.
Then countless people followed the post in horror.
[Player: Qianli Poison] [Reply]
[post content:
real!I noticed that too!At first I thought it was the GM who replied, but I found out that there is no new post at all!Is it haunted! ! ]
The more people followed the post, the more exaggerated the description, and finally agreed that either there was a virus in the forum or something was haunted.
Zi Huang knocked on the door of Ou Situ's office, and carefully pushed open a crack in the door.
"Ou Situ? Are you there? Who is in charge of the forum today? No one cares about the frying pan over there?"
"Oh, Zihua." Ou Situ took off his glasses and rubbed the tip of his nose, "Don't worry about the forum."
"Really? But the players have a lot of opinions..." Zi Huang said anxiously, "If the person on duty asks for leave, I just happen to be free..."
"Fan Fan is in charge of the forum today." Ou Situ put on his glasses and refreshed the forum page, "He has replied." It's just that few people can see it.
Zi Huang was embarrassed: "It's... the boss of FF? You let him control the forum?? Did you quarrel??!"
Ou Situ turned his eyes away and murmured softly: "It would be fine if it was a quarrel..."
"...So it really is you guys who are having trouble?!" Zi Huang muttered, and said loudly to Ou Situ: "This is not good! It would be bad for the players to make a fuss! Ou Situ, you should take care of it!"
"understood."
Zi Huang closed the door and went out, Ou Situ checked the forum again, looking at the replies on the forum that only he could see, the corners of his mouth slightly raised.
──The one with the transparent attribute is so cute!
In the office next door, the super transparent Fan Fannei, who was inexplicably shifted by Ou Situ to manage the forum today, refreshed the forum page with a full face: "Bastard! I replied! I really replied! You are gods!" The horse can't see it!! Even the server host has made me transparent? You bastard! I don't want to be a forum administrator anymore!"
──A transparent life is true.hard work.life! !
Since then, there are a few days every month on the website management forum of "Bagua Demon World" [Let's complain together], the administrator will disappear and completely ignore the players.
"I really replied, bastard!!!"
As for why Ou Situ is completely transparent... This is an eternal mystery...
([-]) The hard-pressed truth of the players...
Ou Situ, Big Transparent Fan Fan and Cat Princess Lu Yue have been childhood sweethearts since childhood.
That green plum...that bamboo horse...that bamboo horse and bamboo horse always have some ambiguous incidents happening.
Since childhood, she has been transparent since she was a child. Except for Ou Situ, whose yin and yang eyes can see wandering souls at every turn, and can see him with perfect accuracy, even the cat princess often ignores transparency. Unlucky when he was called out by the teacher and punished by the bully.
As a result, one time when the transparent Fan Fan tragically appeared and was bullied by seniors, he was rescued by the tough cat princess. From then on, he fell in love with the princess at first sight and fell in love with the princess at first sight, and swore to the sky that he would never be the princess Marry (??!)... Oh, no, it is necessary to chase Her Majesty the Princess.
However, it is very difficult for Da Transparent to chase Her Majesty the Cat Princess.First of all, the transparent aura is too weak, so weak that it basically does not exist. Even if he follows Her Majesty the Princess as a stalker every day, he has never been discovered once. The fate of the hero who is completely ignored by the heroine is It's sad, not to mention that the heroine has a daughter who is similar to that demon king Lucifer and controls the father of the boss, so the transparent love path is even more difficult and difficult.
As a transparent and good gay friend for many years, Ou Situ, who has long harbored evil intentions and wanted to step into the family room to upgrade his gay friend to a lover, has a superpower for the transparent Fan Fan, who claims to be a "straight man".There is nothing to do with rough nerves. Even if you usually go to work together, open a company together, drink together after work, and used to be a mutual baby in college, but that guy has no self-consciousness at all. Destroying the hard-pressed players.
──Game designers who are dissatisfied with desire are the most terrifying!Hard-working cannon fodder players, you can't afford to hurt them!
([-]) A day in the life of Rachel the bleating sheep
6:00 am - get up (theoretically)
As a cute and pitiful NPC bleating sheep in "Gossip Demon World", it is absolutely impossible and extremely dangerous to sleep late. When the system prompts the bell at 6 o'clock every morning, Rachel the shaking sheep They will immediately jump up from the bed and tidy up their wool, and then wait for the player's luck in their own room (??). If they get up late, they will have a very miserable end──for example:
6:30 am - the bleating sheep who went to bed late today missed the system's friendship alarm clock and haven't woken up yet
"Okay, so cute!"
"It's just... the sleeping lamb is so cute!"
"I really want to pinch it! The little hooves are the cutest!"
Feeling a little noisy, Rachel scratched her face with her little hoof, turned over and continued to sleep.
"Good! So cute!!!!!!!"
"Belly! The belly is exposed!"
"What should I do if I really want to poke it?!"
"Oops, I saw Xiaofennen!"
Raziel, who was sleeping soundly, suddenly felt something was wrong, so he opened his eyes in a daze.
A bunch of rotten girls stared at him with love in their eyes, the green light in their eyes looked more hungry than hungry wolves.
The timid Shaking Sheep stared wide-eyed at the rotten girls in front of him, then looked at himself with a little pink belly, screamed and got into the bed, only to reveal a white lamb tail.
"Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"
──You are all bastards!
Raziel Shaking Sheep shivered under the quilt, pulled a ball of wool and buried herself in it.
8:00 AM - Go to Her Majesty Jill's shop for tea
This is probably the most painful and happy moment for Raziel.
With His Majesty Jill, you can escape the wolf claws of countless rotten girls, but you have to be attacked by His Majesty Jill—but it’s okay if you get used to it.
Rachel, the bitter baa-baa sheep today, was also trembling and took a sip of happiness while holding a teacup.
──The time without the attack of the rotten girls is so beautiful~
12:00 noon - Lunch with Uncle Zijin
Lunch is lamb chops...
Although I don't know why every time I come to the immortal hotel to eat with my uncle, the special meal is lamb chops, but the taste is quite good.Well, that's it.
03:00 p.m. - Player Q&A/Troubleshooting/Indecent Time
The toughest work time of the day has arrived!
Although it is a think-tank NPC dedicated to the guild of [Strange Don’t Hit Me, I Daguai], but the questions asked by Shenma players are all weird and unanswerable?
"What kind of small attack does Raziel like? Black belly? Sunshine? Healthy? Domineering?"
The baa-baa sheep Rachel trembled under the gaze of the rotten girl, pulled a ball of wool and plunged into it.
"Rachel and sister, how about taking a photo together?!" The eldest sister directly hugged the trembling sheep for a photo, and touched the whole body of the sheep. Rachel, who was molested, covered her face with tears. Shake and shake.
──I hate this kind of work, bastard!
06:00pm - Dinner with His Majesty Jill
Healing dinner time ~ ah, as expected, it is best to be with His Majesty Jill ~ TAT
But why are there so many slimes eating together?
08:00 in the evening - go to the hot spring in the back mountain to take a bath
...the wool is wet...the wild monkeys are so annoying!
10:00 p.m. - hide in bed and sleep
Well, go to bed early and wake up early to be healthy...
……etc!What seems to be more in the bed? !
"Aw!!!! Why do horses have wolves?!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
As a game that is extremely cheating from script design to personnel service, the site management forum of "Bagua Demon World" [Let's complain together] is always full of complaints full of blood and tears from players. After the National War, here Naturally, the pot was fried.
It was actually such a post that aroused heated discussions among everyone.
[Player: Qingfenglangyue shines on my heart] [Discussion] [Post subject: Cheating, is this a war of God and Horse? ! ]
[post content:
Have you found out that this national war is really too cheating?
Although this national war declares that the two sides of the demon are extremely fair, it can be seen from the layout of the victory tasks of both sides that the design team definitely has it!Partial!Heart!
The victory task of the demon world is to steal the soul crystal of the cat princess, shouldn't the corresponding victory task of the heaven world be to steal the soul crystal of the demon world?In the end, the soul crystal of the demon world turned into a cat princess and fought with the big boss Lucifer to kill the invincible NPCs all over the heavens.The mission of victory in the heavens has become to prevent the demon world from obtaining the soul crystal of the cat princess.Is this fair or unfair? !
Secondly, the various equipment in the demon world are too powerful, not to mention the collective blood recovery artifact, and the ion cannon!Leave!son!gun!It is still transparent!Kill a piece of wood!Later, I was also the one who was killed in the bombing!Transparent cannonball, you are too hurtful, too cruel, you want to hide, you don't know where to hide, you don't know if you will die or not!How did such a cheating weapon appear on the battlefield of the national war? !
What happened to the last player who threw the fox to grab the soul crystal?Why does his fox turn into a man and an elephant?I want this kind of changing pet too!Why is it that good things are only available in the devil world? !The design team is too unfair! ]
Players will follow up immediately below.
[Player: First time] [Reply]
[post content:
The one upstairs is from the Heaven Realm...Actually, I think the difference in victory mission between the Heavenly Demon and the Demon Realm makes it easier for the Heaven Realm... Otherwise, do you think it is possible for the Heavenly Realm to enter the Demon Realm's camp to snatch the Cat Princess?
In addition, the ion cannon is really powerful, buy an ion cannon! ! ]
[Player: 莔莔] [Reply]
[Post content: Ririyin purchase
The ion cannon is too ferocious +1, as a Demon Realm player, I was killed by that transparent cannonball!Ask the GM to explain! ! ]
[Player: Asshole, I am not M! ][reply]
[post content:
"Gossip Demon World" is really one of the most cheating games!What's even more cheating is that I have been cheated by it all the time, but I still really want to play it!Ever since I entered the game, I have been disturbed by various NPCs, various strange events, and various strange events.But I just kept smoking and couldn't stop. The more I was abused, the happier I was. Not only could I not stop, but I even spent more money to play! !I'm really not M, not a masochist, bastard! ]
I followed a lot of posts, the atmosphere was normal at the beginning, and then I didn’t know how to drag and pinch them. In the end, people on both sides scolded saliva, and finally they all started to target GM. The smell of gunpowder is stronger.
[Player: Grape Wine Luminous Cup] [Reply]
[post content:
Where did the GM die? Why did no one come out to explain for most of the day? ! ]
[Player: Ye Jiu Ye] [Reply]
[post content:
Upstairs!And did you find out that this post just sank and then came up, but no new people spoke! ]
After the man finished speaking, everyone was obviously silent for a while.
Then countless people followed the post in horror.
[Player: Qianli Poison] [Reply]
[post content:
real!I noticed that too!At first I thought it was the GM who replied, but I found out that there is no new post at all!Is it haunted! ! ]
The more people followed the post, the more exaggerated the description, and finally agreed that either there was a virus in the forum or something was haunted.
Zi Huang knocked on the door of Ou Situ's office, and carefully pushed open a crack in the door.
"Ou Situ? Are you there? Who is in charge of the forum today? No one cares about the frying pan over there?"
"Oh, Zihua." Ou Situ took off his glasses and rubbed the tip of his nose, "Don't worry about the forum."
"Really? But the players have a lot of opinions..." Zi Huang said anxiously, "If the person on duty asks for leave, I just happen to be free..."
"Fan Fan is in charge of the forum today." Ou Situ put on his glasses and refreshed the forum page, "He has replied." It's just that few people can see it.
Zi Huang was embarrassed: "It's... the boss of FF? You let him control the forum?? Did you quarrel??!"
Ou Situ turned his eyes away and murmured softly: "It would be fine if it was a quarrel..."
"...So it really is you guys who are having trouble?!" Zi Huang muttered, and said loudly to Ou Situ: "This is not good! It would be bad for the players to make a fuss! Ou Situ, you should take care of it!"
"understood."
Zi Huang closed the door and went out, Ou Situ checked the forum again, looking at the replies on the forum that only he could see, the corners of his mouth slightly raised.
──The one with the transparent attribute is so cute!
In the office next door, the super transparent Fan Fannei, who was inexplicably shifted by Ou Situ to manage the forum today, refreshed the forum page with a full face: "Bastard! I replied! I really replied! You are gods!" The horse can't see it!! Even the server host has made me transparent? You bastard! I don't want to be a forum administrator anymore!"
──A transparent life is true.hard work.life! !
Since then, there are a few days every month on the website management forum of "Bagua Demon World" [Let's complain together], the administrator will disappear and completely ignore the players.
"I really replied, bastard!!!"
As for why Ou Situ is completely transparent... This is an eternal mystery...
([-]) The hard-pressed truth of the players...
Ou Situ, Big Transparent Fan Fan and Cat Princess Lu Yue have been childhood sweethearts since childhood.
That green plum...that bamboo horse...that bamboo horse and bamboo horse always have some ambiguous incidents happening.
Since childhood, she has been transparent since she was a child. Except for Ou Situ, whose yin and yang eyes can see wandering souls at every turn, and can see him with perfect accuracy, even the cat princess often ignores transparency. Unlucky when he was called out by the teacher and punished by the bully.
As a result, one time when the transparent Fan Fan tragically appeared and was bullied by seniors, he was rescued by the tough cat princess. From then on, he fell in love with the princess at first sight and fell in love with the princess at first sight, and swore to the sky that he would never be the princess Marry (??!)... Oh, no, it is necessary to chase Her Majesty the Princess.
However, it is very difficult for Da Transparent to chase Her Majesty the Cat Princess.First of all, the transparent aura is too weak, so weak that it basically does not exist. Even if he follows Her Majesty the Princess as a stalker every day, he has never been discovered once. The fate of the hero who is completely ignored by the heroine is It's sad, not to mention that the heroine has a daughter who is similar to that demon king Lucifer and controls the father of the boss, so the transparent love path is even more difficult and difficult.
As a transparent and good gay friend for many years, Ou Situ, who has long harbored evil intentions and wanted to step into the family room to upgrade his gay friend to a lover, has a superpower for the transparent Fan Fan, who claims to be a "straight man".There is nothing to do with rough nerves. Even if you usually go to work together, open a company together, drink together after work, and used to be a mutual baby in college, but that guy has no self-consciousness at all. Destroying the hard-pressed players.
──Game designers who are dissatisfied with desire are the most terrifying!Hard-working cannon fodder players, you can't afford to hurt them!
([-]) A day in the life of Rachel the bleating sheep
6:00 am - get up (theoretically)
As a cute and pitiful NPC bleating sheep in "Gossip Demon World", it is absolutely impossible and extremely dangerous to sleep late. When the system prompts the bell at 6 o'clock every morning, Rachel the shaking sheep They will immediately jump up from the bed and tidy up their wool, and then wait for the player's luck in their own room (??). If they get up late, they will have a very miserable end──for example:
6:30 am - the bleating sheep who went to bed late today missed the system's friendship alarm clock and haven't woken up yet
"Okay, so cute!"
"It's just... the sleeping lamb is so cute!"
"I really want to pinch it! The little hooves are the cutest!"
Feeling a little noisy, Rachel scratched her face with her little hoof, turned over and continued to sleep.
"Good! So cute!!!!!!!"
"Belly! The belly is exposed!"
"What should I do if I really want to poke it?!"
"Oops, I saw Xiaofennen!"
Raziel, who was sleeping soundly, suddenly felt something was wrong, so he opened his eyes in a daze.
A bunch of rotten girls stared at him with love in their eyes, the green light in their eyes looked more hungry than hungry wolves.
The timid Shaking Sheep stared wide-eyed at the rotten girls in front of him, then looked at himself with a little pink belly, screamed and got into the bed, only to reveal a white lamb tail.
"Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"
──You are all bastards!
Raziel Shaking Sheep shivered under the quilt, pulled a ball of wool and buried herself in it.
8:00 AM - Go to Her Majesty Jill's shop for tea
This is probably the most painful and happy moment for Raziel.
With His Majesty Jill, you can escape the wolf claws of countless rotten girls, but you have to be attacked by His Majesty Jill—but it’s okay if you get used to it.
Rachel, the bitter baa-baa sheep today, was also trembling and took a sip of happiness while holding a teacup.
──The time without the attack of the rotten girls is so beautiful~
12:00 noon - Lunch with Uncle Zijin
Lunch is lamb chops...
Although I don't know why every time I come to the immortal hotel to eat with my uncle, the special meal is lamb chops, but the taste is quite good.Well, that's it.
03:00 p.m. - Player Q&A/Troubleshooting/Indecent Time
The toughest work time of the day has arrived!
Although it is a think-tank NPC dedicated to the guild of [Strange Don’t Hit Me, I Daguai], but the questions asked by Shenma players are all weird and unanswerable?
"What kind of small attack does Raziel like? Black belly? Sunshine? Healthy? Domineering?"
The baa-baa sheep Rachel trembled under the gaze of the rotten girl, pulled a ball of wool and plunged into it.
"Rachel and sister, how about taking a photo together?!" The eldest sister directly hugged the trembling sheep for a photo, and touched the whole body of the sheep. Rachel, who was molested, covered her face with tears. Shake and shake.
──I hate this kind of work, bastard!
06:00pm - Dinner with His Majesty Jill
Healing dinner time ~ ah, as expected, it is best to be with His Majesty Jill ~ TAT
But why are there so many slimes eating together?
08:00 in the evening - go to the hot spring in the back mountain to take a bath
...the wool is wet...the wild monkeys are so annoying!
10:00 p.m. - hide in bed and sleep
Well, go to bed early and wake up early to be healthy...
……etc!What seems to be more in the bed? !
"Aw!!!! Why do horses have wolves?!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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