Gossip Demon World of Online Games

"Holy light shines... Isn't that the guild where the shepherdess is?" Transparent said.

"Ah, being able to casually call out Michael's guild/legion...it's really troublesome just thinking about it..." the president sighed.

"Where are the other two legions?" Immortal asked.

"The B-level legion [~Qianqiu Naru~], with 88 members, belongs to Archangel Gabriel, and is stationed in the first heaven."

"Isn't this name too Japanese??" JQ Wansui couldn't help complaining, "The system really allows such a Japanese guild to appear in the heavens... No, the name of the legion??"

"Regarding this point, it is said that when they submitted the name of the legion, the application was sent back three times by Lord Gabriel. Finally, after 88 people jointly signed a letter to the GM customer service department, Lord Gabriel passed under the pressure of the GMs. Apply for this name." Xiaoyi said, "If it wasn't for this name, they would be the first legion to pass the review in the heavens. The clothes made by the tailors in their legion are very beautiful ~ everyone is dressed in uniform ~"

"It's so subtle..." Everyone looked at the sky in embarrassment.

"What about the last legion?"

"The same B-level legion [.X=X.], with 73 members, belongs to Archangel Uriel, and is stationed at the floating ridge between the third heaven and the fourth heaven."

"The name of this legion is really embarrassing..." Everyone was envious.

"Right now Laguel and Archangel Hebelaril, ah, and little R-chan doesn't have any legions under his command."

──Ah, you already called Raphael "little R sauce", and you said there is no JQ between you?

"Hey, shouldn't there be seven archangels?" Transparent asked.

"Before the Fallen War, there were seven of them. The archangel and blazing archangel Lucifer, the archangel Gilletta, the archangel Laguel, and four archangels of elements: Micah, the archangel of fire. Le, Archangel Gabriel the Archangel of Water, Archangel Uriel the Archangel of Earth, and Archangel Raphael the Archangel of Wind; however, the position of Archangel Seraph was vacant after the Battle of Fallen Heaven, and now Archangel Michael of Fire is also the Archangel Archangel , Zhiangchang also changed before the Fallen Sky Battle." Xiaoyi explained, and then stopped in doubt: "Ah, I just talked, where did you go?" "Hey...you It's a tour guide, okay?" Everyone said depressedly.

Xiaoyi stuck out her tongue, "I lost my way if I didn't pay attention~ I'm sorry~"

Transparent took out the map, "Let me see, this is..." He looked around, "Um, when did we come to this palace-like place? By the way, let's find out if there is any marker here~"

"Identifier, yes~" Long Tail Meow pointed to the front: "The door says [bath]~"

──Baths always give people a sense of foreboding...

"Speaking of the bath, the most classic thing is to run into someone taking a bath for no reason and be mistaken for a prostitute hahaha!!!" the president smiled with his hands on his hips.

"I suddenly feel very bad." Immortal said.

"I think so too..." Transparent nodded.

"Let's flash forward..." Chrysanthemum shivered.

"Crow mouth with low RP like the president, when you don't say anything, the probability of an incident is already [-]%, and after you say it, the probability of an incident is [-]%!" JQ Long live said, "Hurry up and run!"

"Run forward or backward?" Long Tail Meow asked.

"Before...?" Chrysanthemum said and looked forward, the door of the bath suddenly opened, and a figure wrapped in a towel came out humming an out-of-key song.

"..." I said that something will definitely happen! ! ! ! ! !

"Then... is that a magical horse??" Transparent asked in horror.

"Grandmother... Mountain demon mother-in-law?" The president replied even more horrified.

The "Mountain Demon Mother" turned around when she heard the voice, and now everyone clearly saw her orange-peel-like face covered with deep, chasm-like wrinkles. I can't help but look down...

Ding, the system prompts: "[Heavenly Heavenly Tourist Group] triggers the world's worst JQ of Gabriel without makeup who just came out of the bath. Players see the [horror scene that makes people can't help but insert their own eyes], if they don't look away immediately Or close your eyes, players will suffer irreversible damage to their vision in the game! The countdown to the melting of titanium alloy dog ​​eyes begins: 10, 9, 8..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

Di, system Tianyin: "The first layer of heaven found an intruder. The intruder team was identified as [Heavenly Heaven Tour Group], with 6 team members, 2 NPCs, and 2 pet monsters. This intrusion team seriously violated the water angel The honor of Gabriel is now ordered by Archangel Gabriel, all Celestial players and NPCs, when they see the invading team, immediately execute the law on the spot, shoot and kill!"

"Bastard! I want to ban your words!" Zi Yanyang baa baa angrily waved his little hoof in the arms of the undead who was running wildly and pointed at the president.

"Baby don't cry, don't cry, forget about such a horrible scene, forget about it!" Tong Tong kept comforting the scared and crying baby.

"Hey, even if the accident rate in the bath is [-]%, people want to see His Majesty Lucifer's naked body and half naked body out of the bath, people don't want to see Gabriel's old maid and old woman out of the bath without makeup ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !" The long-tailed cat covered its face and ran away with tears.

"Why are the NPCs in "Gossip Demon World" taking a bath every time they have nothing to do?" the president roared angrily.

"It's not all about you, you damn crow's mouth!!!" Everyone turned around and shouted at him.

"It's so scary..." JQ Wansui Nei Niu's face was full, "My mind is shrouded in a shadow that can't be shaken off. From today onwards, I will disturb the foundation..."

Ding, system Tianyin: "Player JQ long live to trigger the ultimate JQ of the road of life, and get 10000 experience points."

"Ah! They're here! Found it! Come on, everyone!" A short-haired priest in a long white uniform with [Heavenly One Legion: Chiaki Naru] written in vertical pink cursive on the back blocked them. The way to go, greeted his companions.

"Damn it! We've been discovered!" The president drew out his sword, "It's just a pastor, look at me──"

"Look at my ultimate mystery [Thousand Books - Smash Down!]"

"What kind of horse? Thousands of cherry blossoms are scattered? Is this a Japanese manga?" The president asked in surprise, "And what happened to the Bible that was thrown over you, bastard!"

"President, you got it wrong!" Chrysanthemum cast a fireball technique and ignited the flying Bible, "It's the Thousand Books, not the Thousand Sakuras!"

"Don't burn the chrysanthemum! It was just a Bible! Now it has become a ball of fire!" Bu Sii shouted angrily while holding the burning Bible that was thrown down by Zi Yanyang.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I'm quick." Chrysanthemum imitated Xiaoyi, sticking out her tongue and pretending to be cute.

"The priest skills in the heavens are too strange!" Long Tail Cat pulled out the big sword that she had been carrying behind her back, which was a little longer than her height, took off at a run-up, stepped on the president's head, and then A gorgeous front flip in the air, and a sword slash, split the priest into a white light and flew back to the resurrection point.

"Good job!" Everyone clenched their fists together.

"It's not good at all!" Long Tailed Meow stared at the people surrounding him from a distance, "We're surrounded!"