[Comprehensive Yingmei] The Adventures of Xiaoyu

"Hi, everyone, I'm your favorite and most anticipated Deadpool dad! Chapter 56 Your Deadpool dad has finally appeared. Are you happy!? Are you happy!?"

A man in a red tights with a pair of knives behind his back is sitting on the edge of a high-rise roof, swinging his legs while talking to himself against the blue sky and white clouds above him.

"As the favorite Marvel character of the stupid author with advanced lazy cancer and severe procrastination, Deadpool's father is undoubtedly the protagonist of this world... What did you say? The protagonist is not me!?"

"Isn't it because I appeared so late as the protagonist for the finale? Then you told me that I'm not the protagonist!? Whatthef (beep——)"

"Let me see...Since I'm not the protagonist, who is——wait a minute, brother, right?"

The man held his face in both hands, even through the mask, it is not difficult to imagine his expression that perfectly cosplays the world famous painting "The Scream".

"The protagonist is my childhood goddess!?"

"Brother, can you vote for your childhood goddess!?"

"I love you so much, author Da Da! I'll give you one! Brother, I'm going to make some preparations. The first meeting with the childhood goddess must be thrilling, and try to leave a deep impression on the goddess!"

The man who claimed to be Deadpool stood up and jumped up and down from the edge of the dangerous rooftop, talking to himself in a very nervous manner.

"Hey! I heard you, you're calling me neurotic!? Besides, I'm not talking to myself, I'm talking to you and your readers!" He jumped.

"Let me take a look at the summary... Wow, the devil dragon is here too? When I was young, I was Deyu who stood for a while, um, Xiyu is also good, oops, think about it carefully." Jade and Luyu are better... No, no, how can you think like that!? Jadepool is the right way!"

"What!? What are you looking at?" Deadpool standing on the edge leaned towards the outside, as if he was looking at something seriously.

"Bitch ABO!?"

"During the time you were talking with my brother, you read three articles about Bitch R20! I thought you wrote a BG article, do you want to add a side CP of Brother and Xiaochong?!"

"Oh, fortunately, the little bug here is played by the Dutch brother. To be honest, if it is the Garfield version, I really have to hesitate. Garfield is 1.8 meters three, and it is still very stressful to crush his brother."

"...Don't write about sluts? If you don't write about sluts, what kind of sluts are you reading!? Don't let my brother misunderstand, okay? You know that my brother has just filled his brain with the future sex life of himself and the little spider in Chapter Is it 57!?"

"Wow, it's more than 800 words. It's time for me to go find my queen, otherwise I won't be able to have a historic first meeting with my future wife before the end of this chapter!  … F**K! Short author!"

"Dear readers, Deadpool's father is here to tell you a little secret—the author Yuwen...shit! How do you pronounce that word?! In short, the author of the arrogance at the end of the second stage of the second disease...is the same as her , Uh huh... He? No, it's it! Its articles are as short and slender, otherwise your favorite Deadpool father wouldn't have delayed his appearance until now!"

"Chapter 56! Do you know what this concept is!? This means that your Deadpool father missed the best time to fight for the title, more than 40 chapters later than Wolverine and the bald professor!"

"And that stupid author named Yuwenyu still wants your Deadpool dad to wait until the end of "Reunion [-]" before appearing... F**k! Fortunately, your Deadpool dad sold his body/body after getting the news In exchange for the chance to play early—fuck his (beep——) Avengers One!"

"Hey, do you know what some short guy said to me just now? - it, well I know, it's her... She said it's over 200 words now, brother must... wait, What are you talking about!? You want to cut brother’s shot? Who gave you the courage? Believe it or not, brother immediately took my 40-meter big [beep——] to—”

Stark Tower——

"...Who are those monsters, what is their purpose, and why are you fighting for the Panku treasure box?" Coulson's question made the insincere smirk on Xiaoyu's face gradually disappear. A kind of extremely tricky eyes examined them.

"You really don't know?"

"You should be clear, we don't need to deceive you about this kind of thing." Black Widow Natasha made no secret of her sharpness.Although she's used to presenting a harmless side of herself to other people, she chooses to temporarily throw those habits away when confronted with Jade, who resembles herself in some ways.

"I have two documents here, one from more than two months ago and the other from the latest." Xiaoyu uploaded the two documents to Jarvis "Mr. SHIELD Level [-] Intelligence' files displayed."

"Okay, Miss Cheng." A translucent blue light curtain appeared in front of them.

There are two videos and one document in the file.

The three members of S.H.I.E.L.D. sat on the sofa opposite Xiaoyu, watching the first video play.

The background of the video is in a desert area. Gunshots and explosions can be heard faintly in the distance, while nearby sounds are the whimpering and sobbing of children and the prayers of women.The lens of the image is shifting, from the desert to the nearby sound source.

Entering the camera together with the skinny and helpless victims is Xiaoyu, who is a little darker than now, about 18 or 9 years old, wrapped in a veil and wearing a white robe.

Xiaoyu was talking to the disaster victims in Arabic, and Jarvis thoughtfully added the translation on another screen.

Xiaoyu: "How long has the war been going on?"

Victims: "For two years, almost all the men have been taken away by forced conscription, without food and shelter..."

Another victim: "They sold us very expensive weapons. At that time, our country began to double the collection of our property, and even forcibly robbed it."

A thin little boy took out a gun from his arms and handed it to Xiaoyu, "We will pick up their weapons and use them to protect ourselves."

Because of the fierceness of the war, corpses and weapons can be seen everywhere here.

Xiaoyu looked down at the gun in her hand, from the handle of the gun for a long time, the camera was zooming in, the engraving under the handle made everyone sitting in Stark Tower, except Peter and Xiaoyu, look very pale Change.

It was an eagle logo, no matter the style or what, it was exactly the same as the logo of S.H.I.E.L.D.

"This..." Phil Coulson bit his lips tightly. The weapons of S.H.I.E.L.D. are indeed engraved with the logo, and they are exactly the same.

"Keep watching, next one." Xiao Yuhuan said with a chest.

The second video appears to have been shot on the same day as the first, or a very close date.

The location is also in the desert, and the camera image was a little blurry at first, but it quickly focused on the front.

It was a slightly crude base, but compared to that environment, this base was very eye-catching.There are eight guards outside the only entrance and exit of the base, all dressed in special agent uniforms, with complete weapons and equipment in their hands and bodies.

"That sign..." Xiaoyu's voice came from it. "It's the same as the one on the gun/handle. It seems that they didn't run away."

"I have sent the logo back to the headquarters, but it will take time to find out." The person holding the camera said.

"Let's sneak in and have a look." Xiaoyu said.

This part of the video was edited or not recorded due to sneaking in. In short, the screen jumped directly to a reference room in the base.

The slender young man turned his back to the camera and was quickly reversing the data. The computer screen beside him was flickering, as if he was copying something with a USB flash drive.

"I found it." The young man said, "The above is all the accounts of the weapon/weapon/transaction/transaction and the type and quantity of weapons/weapon. Besides here, they have done a lot of exhausting things in other places. They have made a lot of money. Money... a staggering amount."

"Have you figured out your identity?"

"It's not marked on it, but it has this mark." The young man turned around, and Peter, who was sitting next to Xiaoyu, gasped. That man had no facial features!

"Including on the clothes, there is this logo." The young man said.

"The information is copied, let's get out of here as soon as possible."

"Who's in the reference room!?" A very familiar voice sounded from inside to the three members of S.H.I.E.L.D.

At the end of the second video, Xiaoyu began to observe the expressions of the three, and asked Jarvis to open the document. The document contained the weapons/weapons transaction records of SHIELD over the years, detailing the type and sales of each weapon. land.

The expressions of Steve and Tony are very ugly, in fact, the expressions of the three of Fury are also quite ugly.

"Mr. Jarvis, please open the second document." Xiaoyu said.

The second one is all documents. As Xiaoyu said, this document was indeed obtained recently—it was the information she found in the lounge of the French archeology professor when she was in Cairo.

After returning, she asked Naru, who can speak French, to translate these materials.

"Are you S.H.I.E.L.D. divided into two groups in order to obtain the Ark of the Covenant? Didn't I say, is your S.H.I.E.L.D. an evil/religion/organization/organization?...HailHydra?"

Phil Coulson's face was pale, Black Widow's face was no longer indifferent, and Nick Fury's face looked darker by more than one degree.

Steve and Tony couldn't watch the show without paying attention, and they also had solemn expressions.

Xiaoyu didn't understand the inside story, but took their expressions as forbearance that the secret was exposed.

"To be honest, although the full name of your S.H.I.E.L.D. is extremely convoluted, at least it's quite imposing. Why don't you think about calling it 'Hydra'? And come up with a slogan... Tsk, you can't learn it if you can't learn it .”

the other side--

"F**k! Didn't I agree that this chapter is my home game!? Why haven't I met my goddess yet!?"