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What to do after being stuck?

If it is ordinary glue, please pull it hard.If it is 502 super glue, please buy nail polish and apply it hard on the place with 502.Then pull it hard.

So, what if it is corn brand super small yellow flower glue that is so strong that it can stick to clothes and lift people up?Qian Congliang and others are working hard to find a solution, but there is no happy result so far.

"Ahhhh!! I'm going crazy!! It's been almost an hour, why can't I get rid of the flowers that have turned into glue! Is I destined to go out and be laughed at by the red wolf?! "

Qian Congliang hugged a huge tree with both hands and feet, and asked No. [-] to pull it from behind, but the result was that the strength of a certain villain was not proportional to No. [-], and he was dragged off the tree every time. What's more, due to excessive force, the clothes of him and No. [-] are already showing signs of being torn.

"Fuck! When you get out of Huashan, Master Ben must go to a certain service area or town to find a hundred pieces of clothes and put them in the space for preparation. Next time, you will tear one up and wear another!!" Qian Congliang who said these words Wang Tian viciously pointed his middle finger. Didn't he just think that the most important food in the last days is clothes, which can be replenished at any time. God used this to remind him that clothes are also a must-have! !Thinking of this, Little Man Qian twitched the corners of his mouth. It seems that after a certain humanoid boss came, his clothes also decreased drastically...

Qian Congliang has made no progress, and Little Bat and Orleans have no clue.Because the former's fur is sticking to each other, now it is covered with small yellow flowers rolling on the flower ground, looking like a light golden ball from a distance.The villain Qian wanted to laugh when he saw it.

And Orleans is relatively the calmest one. This guy simply glued a layer of flowers on his back, which is rightly a trend.Anyway, in the apocalypse, there are strange animals and plants, and there are more weird and other kinds of dresses. He just stuck a layer of flowers behind him, which is better than—that one that was obviously a bat but now looks like a fat little one. Hello, the guy from the yellow chicken, let alone a pair of conjoined twins serving as his back, so calm down.

After more than ten minutes of tossing to no avail, Qian Congliang and the others finally resigned to their fate.But since they are already like this, other people should definitely not think about it. In other words, none of the guys from Qian Congliang to the Little Bat Meat Hunting Team are good stubblers. At this time, if you lose yourself, others will naturally suffer as well.

So, after Qian Congliang stayed in front of No. [-] for a few more minutes, he grinned at the corners of his mouth, narrowed his eyes, and smiled, thinking about it.

"Okay, little bat, don't get lost, I'll wrap you up with a piece of cloth to cover your shame, your master, I have thought of a way to make the red wolf and the others laugh at us, I promise it will work!!" Reached out his hand and pulled the tearful little bat out of the flower field. Pulling it out, he wrapped a scarf and put it on his shoulders, Qian Congliangyin smiled and moved a large piece of small yellow flowers into the space, and then asked No. [-] to rush back to the meeting point as quickly as possible, preparing for the same plan.

No. [-] was naturally very attentive to Qian Xiaoren's request. He spent a tenth of the newly increased spiritual power and teleported to the entrance of the cave several times. The speed made Orleans feel depressed. With such a boss, he wanted to escape. They will all be captured within ten seconds.

When Qian Congliang and No. [-] returned to the entrance of the cave, there was no one there, so the villain smiled and took out the tent, as well as his own series of cooking pots and spoons, and set them up on the Red Wolf's site. Made it look like cooking, for this, the villain also reluctantly contributed a goat.

There is roasted mutton on the shelf here, and of course the sheepskin and horns have been collected by the villain. Anyway, these things are rare now.Maybe it can be exchanged for meat or crystal nuclei, or even used as a sheepskin blanket.

After that, it was the main event - just like inadvertently, Qian Congliang grabbed handfuls of small yellow flowers from the space and sprinkled them on the grass. There were many wild flowers here before, and now there are more light golden flowers on the ground The color will not make people feel awkward, just wait until those people come back and start cooking, and sit down on the ground...

"Hey hey hey, the young master doesn't believe it anymore, how many little yellow flowers have been stuck on his buttocks, these guys still have the mood and courage to laugh at me, young master?! Hahahaha, let me see what you guys do!!"

After basically sprinkling the small yellow corn flowers on the ground, Qian Congliang took No. [-] into the tent and prepared to peep. The two of them could not meet people before they succeeded anyway, so the rest of the task of "confusing and deceiving" It is time to entrust the grilled chicken wing team with carte blanche.

"Fortunately, I saw that the cloak looked good and kept it, otherwise we would have exposed you as soon as you turned around. This time it's up to you, grilled chicken wings, no matter what, I have to see at least one of them on each of their buttocks." A little yellow flower!! Hehehehe, if anyone is too vigilant and finally refuses to sit down, then you can just kick him to the ground."

After instructing Orleans, Qian Congliang, No. [-] and the little bat hid happily in the tent and waited to watch the farce that would happen later, while Orleans was rarely willing to do the task, carefully put the cloak behind him, and then sat down The whole lamb was roasted on the ground.

Well, not bad, that kid Qian Congliang has stored so many seasonings from somewhere, from oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, to various seasoning packets, and even foreign butter, jam and caviar, etc., hiss— —This kid must have emptied the condiment section of a large supermarket, right?

Not thinking about these things, Orleans began to concentrate on roasting lamb. As an excellent vampire nobleman who has lived for a long time, he is still very good at grilling, and the barbecue tools that he earns are the best, so he can cook them well. Show off.

When the members of the Red Wolf Mercenary Corps were smiling and returning home with a full load, what they saw was a handsome Chinese-American mixed-race man wearing a cloak?He was roasting the lamb with a serious and focused face, and on the metal rack in front of him, a half-cooked lamb was exuding an increasingly intense aroma.

"Hi~! Brothers are back? I still have sauce here, let's barbecue together!"

I have to say that the smile on the grilled chicken wings is very deceptive, and he has also grasped the timing very well. After the members of the red wolf mercenaries ran for three hours and were tired from hunting, seeing Orleans at this time had a kind of The intimacy of one's own people.

Therefore, most of the mercenaries greeted back with a smile, and hurriedly sat on the ground and started their own barbecue. Anyway, they killed a lot of animals, and now is the time to have a big meal. There will be no such good fortune in the future. .

Of course, apart from these people who are being fooled, there are still a small number of people who are very vigilant. It is a little strange that Orleans is the only one who is grilling meat in this place, and the meat-loving cabbage and the powerful boss are not there. What's more, Normally, there will always be a small bat beside the big bat making trouble, but now, there is no shadow?

Hong raised her eyebrows, looked at the small yellow flowers growing on the ground, stepped forward and said to Orleans, "Where is your boss?"

"It's in the tent, I don't know what it's doing." Orleans replied without raising his head, hum, if you want to find a flaw, it's so easy for you to find it.

Wen Yanhong didn't want to ask any more, but the strange sense of disobedience in his heart prevented him from sitting on the soft grass, and casually found a tree to lean against. Hong looked at Dao Lang, Xiao Lizi and Xiao Jie. (Heryasha) The three of them looked left and right, and finally sat down on the grass with some doubts.

So far, Qian Xiaoren's plan has been [-]% successful, the only exception is that the captain wearing glasses has become popular.At this time, the little man Qian in the tent has already smiled and leaned on No. [-], hehehehe, no matter how smart you are, you will still be tricked by the young master!Hmph, red, you can do it, but you can hide from the first day of the junior high school, but you can't hide from the fifteenth day, young master, I expected you to have this trick!

Until Orleans roasted the whole lamb, Hong still didn’t find any strange and dangerous place. Seeing everyone was grilling and about to eat meat, Dao Lang and the others cheerfully waved their hands and called to themselves. Finally, Hong couldn’t bear it and walked towards the grass. But when passing Orleans, suddenly, an object flashed in front of him, and Hong suddenly dodged and jumped, only to find that what was in front of him was only a string of lamb chops, and he was a little embarrassed.

"Uh, conditioned reflex, brother Austria, don't mind."

Orleans stretched out his hand and patted Hong's shoulder with an injured look. Just when Hong thought this guy was going to lament and feel sad, he suddenly felt a pain in his buttocks, and saw the guy who was still sour-faced jumping and laughing: "Hahahaha! Brother, your vigilance is really high, but you still can't hide!! Boss, boss, and little bat come out! This group of people have all been tricked!!"

As a result, the members of the Red Wolf Mercenary Corps, who were confused by this sudden situation, stopped collectively. After a chill at first, they laughed wildly when they saw Qian Congliang and the other three coming out of the tent.

"Ahahahaha! Cabbage, why did you become Siamese Cabbage?!"

"Pfft, this look is too special, do you dare to go out of the mountains to meet people?"

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Listening to these hilarious jokes, Little Man Qian remained calm, and when all of them couldn't stop laughing, Little Man Qian said, "Hehe, if you have time to laugh at Master Ben, why don't you each take a look at your buttocks?" , Is it because the yellow flowers are exposed, or there are a lot of flowers that shouldn't be there."

So, the mercenaries stopped laughing, and quickly checked themselves. Afterwards, the entire valley was like a thunderbolt, wailing and cursing all over the place, and Mr. Qian looked at these guys who were laughing just now with a bitter face. He finally pinched his waist and laughed wildly: "Hahahaha! If you dare to laugh at me, I have already expected your reaction! So, accept my punishment! Just laughing is a fart! Whoever laughs last is the boss!! "

Seeing Qian Congliang's frightened look, Hong Fue decided instantly that if it wasn't for a special mission in the future, he would never cooperate with this team of lunatics and vengeful guys. The final result would be worse than beating a zombie village...