Eat, sleep, fight zombies

Chapter 14 Sex Education

No matter what Uncle Yang Jianguo said about the number one and all the little flowers who had missed him, Qian Congliang was satisfied and in a good mood after eating this meal.

After eating, Qian Congliang led Xiao Hua to Dao Lang with a smile, and said, "Boss, I think I should remind you. This meal is invited by Uncle Yang, so it cannot be counted as a guest." You owe me a debt! But since lunch has already been eaten, let’s eat the meat in the chef’s cart until dinner~ Don’t sell crystal nuclei, you must know that I still have more than 20 flowers that are hungry~~ "

After finishing speaking, Qian Congliang led No. [-] away contentedly, completely ignoring the whole group of resentment and contempt.Tsk, this is the first time I saw a relatively large base, how can I be worthy of myself if I don’t take a good look around?Besides, the number of crystal nuclei he has stored in the past six months can be regarded as a considerable fortune. He wants to see if he can buy some practical and good things.

Looking at the back of the heartless and treacherous villain leaving, everyone in the red wolf mercenary group gritted their teeth and despised them. This cabbage is too much, and they still want to blackmail them when they eat meat at noon. ! !But even so, they didn't have any good solution. Who made them owe that cabbage?And this cabbage also saved the lives of most of their regiment members.

Hong on the side raised his brows when he heard Qian Congliang's words before he left, and put his legs on the table with his arms crossed, his silver glasses flashing dangerously: "Knife, I think I need a complete explanation of the process, what do you say?" Woolen cloth?"

Dao Lang trembled bitterly when he heard the words, and honestly told Hong the detailed history of Qian Congliang from joining them to the present, and the latter raised his mouth when he heard the words. "Hehe, in this way, you all arrived safely thanks to that kid... the abilities of the plant department and the space department?" Hong's eyes flashed a bit suspicious, afraid that it was not that simple.However, that kid is really easy to make people feel happy, do you want to snatch it?

Thinking of the perfect man beside him exuding invisible pressure all over his body, Hong snorted softly.Isn't it a secret synthetic test product? It's not the first time he has seen this so-called 'person', but the character of this No. [-] is much more complete than the evil, charming and cruel guy he has seen before. The ability is also much greater.Although he would definitely not be able to beat head-to-head, as long as he was a synthesizer, his energy would run out one day, hehe, he would like to see how this No. [-] would be able to survive on that day.

And the members of the Red Wolf Mercenary Corps swallowed their saliva in unison when they saw the cold light in their glasses suddenly flashed by the boss of the Supreme Emperor.I don't know who this dark boss is looking for trouble, anyway, whoever he likes will end up not so well...

The largest free market in Central Base.

Qian Congliang is leading No. [-] to stroll through the stalls in the market one by one with great interest.After all, there are not so many particulars in the last days, just spreading a piece of cloth is considered a stall.What surprised Qian Congliang was that the big place really had the style of a big place. Looking at the dazzling variety of products, a certain cabbage was excited.

"Look, take a look, take a look! AK49 submachine gun is on sale~ A gun with 200 crystal cores comes with 100 rounds of bullets! Think about it, a zombie with one shot, a net profit of [-] crystal cores~~!"

"The latest shopping mall Taobao goods! Spring, summer, autumn and winter four seasons fashion plus underwear, outerwear and windbreaker are only sold for two crystal cores!! Don't miss it when you pass by~ After this stall, there will be no more shops!"

"Premium canned chicken is 100% sealed and does not contain zombie saliva. A box of two crystal cores is the same price. If you want to buy it, hurry up!!"

……

Hearing the exaggerated and louder cries, Qian Congliang's eyes turned into two crescents, and when he was about to rush to a certain stall to sweep the goods, he was grabbed by No. [-] who had been silent behind him.

Turning his head, Qian Xiaoren looked at the humanoid boss warily: "What are you doing?"

No. [-]'s expression remained unchanged: "I want to buy something too."

Qian Xiaoren opened his mouth wide, "Do you have anything else you want to buy?" It seems that this humanoid boss doesn't care about everything else except that he likes to get along with him. This guy also has something he wants to buy?Could it be something weird?

"what are you looking for?"

Seeing Qian Xiaoren's wary and suspicious expression, No. [-] raised his eyebrows: "Buy books."

"You actually want to buy a book?!" Qian Xiaoren was shocked, he didn't expect that the humanoid boss in front of him would have such an elegant hobby, but forget it.Since what No. [-] wanted to buy wasn't any weird stuff, since he said he wanted to find meat for himself, he still couldn't be stingy.

Ever since, a certain villain generously grabbed a small bag and handed it to No. 100, "There are [-] crystal nuclei in it, enough for you to buy an entire bookstore. Find the bookstore yourself." Well, I'm going to pack all the meat here and take it away. By the way, I'll see if there are any energy converters... Alas, we will go on the road by ourselves in the future. Without this thing, we may not even be able to eat cooked meat... I hope it's not too expensive , too expensive and painful!"

No. [-] Dafang naturally took the small bag from Qian Congliang, and he was not ashamed at all. Anyway, he killed a lot of zombies on the way here, and the crystal cores he got were definitely more than a mere one hundred.

Seeing Qian Congliang's anxious expression like burning his butt, the corners of No. [-]'s mouth were slightly raised, it seemed that no matter what this villain did, he found it pleasing to the eye, and even for this pleasing to the eye, he didn't care about anything.

But... No. [-]'s eyes flickered for a moment. What he should know is what he needs to know. What kind of book should he find to fill in the "knowledge" that he doesn't know but should be extremely important?

I have to say that God is on the side of number one.

Just when No. [-] put on an iceberg face and seemed to be thinking about important issues, he suddenly moved his ears and raised his head to look in a certain direction of the base.

"Ugh...haha...! Damn it!...Haha, get off me!!"

"Hehe, what are you talking about? I didn't hear it... How about making your voice louder? En?"

"Whoa!! Bastard! Too, too fast... Slow, slow... Ha... Ha..."

No. [-]'s expression changed slightly. Except for the um-ah, this conversation was more like the conversation between him and the villain that morning, and for some reason, No. [-] felt that if he hadn't let the villain run away, the little man People should also have similar sounds?And most importantly, when he heard this conversation and thought about the scene that morning, the slightly familiar tension struck again.His eyes suddenly burst into light, and No. [-] disappeared in place in an instant, absolutely unmistakable, there was the answer he wanted!

Xiao Hei, who was working hard in the stone house, suddenly felt his whole body tense, a huge air pressure suddenly appeared in the room, and along with it came a sharp gaze staring at his back. .

Grabbing the sheet and wrapping the person under him who hadn't recovered, Xiao Hei turned around quickly, and then his pupils shrank suddenly.

"Who are you?!" The handsome man in front of him who looks like a god is too powerful in every aspect, he is not an opponent at all, and he must not fight recklessly.

No. [-] frowned when he saw the man with a dark complexion who suddenly stopped moving, and was a little displeased: "Why did you stop?"

Hearing the words, Xiao Hei almost cursed, if you hadn't appeared suddenly, I was having a good time, how could I stop? !But in the end, he held back his breath and cupped his fists and said, "What is your business, brother? Why did you suddenly appear in my little brother's room?"

No. [-] watched Xiao Hei for a long time after hearing the words, and did not speak until the two people in front of him were frightened by the look: "What are you doing? If it's a bridal chamber, shouldn't you be doing it with a woman?"

Hearing this, Xiao Hei rolled his eyes fiercely, whoever I want to have sex with is none of your business? !Grinding his teeth: "Brother, don't you know that there are too few women in the last days? And there are even fewer women who can catch your eye, so many people with hard desires will find some men with good looks and body."

"Oh? Then it's also because you can't find a woman?" No. [-] asked, looking at the fair-skinned man next to Xiao Hei, who was far worse than Qian Xiaoren.

Hearing this, Xiaobai raised her eyebrows, pinched her waist with both hands and was about to curse, but was restrained by Xiaohei in her arms. "Brother was joking, younger brother really likes and cherishes Xiaobai, except that Xiaobai can't have children, younger brother plans to spend the rest of his life with Xiaobai!"

Hearing what Xiao Hei said, Xiao Bai instantly blushed and rolled his eyes. He nestled in Xiao Hei's arms obediently and no longer resisted, while No. [-] nodded when he heard the words: "It can be the same between men? I know. Then you go ahead." He suddenly understood one thing after hearing what the dark-skinned man said, in fact, as long as Qian Xiaoren is a woman, he will easily understand what he wants to do with him.But because he never knew about this kind of thing between men, and he was born with a lack of emotion, so he didn't understand it.

Thinking about it, he has already made a contract with the villain Qian. Although it is not the highest soul contract, this villain will be tied to him for a lifetime, which is no different from marrying a wife.Well, I didn't expect him, a person who has been sealed for so long without growing emotionally, to have such thoughts after only being with that little man Qian for a few days.Still, it doesn't feel bad.

Xiao Hei's face turned from black to red to white when he heard No. [-]'s words, and finally froze to black. How dare this bastard want to see a live erotic palace? !It's fine for me to save my life, but my Xiaobai absolutely doesn't want outsiders to see him.Immediately holding back his anger, he said: "Brother, don't you think it's a bit too much? How can this kind of thing be seen by others?! If it were you, you would let others see your woman's body... oh!! "

Before Xiao Hei finished speaking, he was hit by No. [-]'s merciless murderous intent and spat out a mouthful of blood.

"Seeing that you still have some winks, hum, don't kill the two of you just because of one sentence!"

Seeing Xiao Hei spitting blood beside him, Xiao Bai became anxious, pointed at No. [-] with red circles and cursed: "How can you be so shameless, you bastard?! Bai Bai looked at the two of us for nothing and didn't say anything and beat him up? If you want to watch live erotica, go find a videotape of high-H manga!! Even if you kill us, we won’t let you watch it!!”

Hearing Xiaobai's words, No. [-]'s expression sank.On the other hand, Xiao Hei hastily covered Xiao Bai's mouth. It's fine for him to be used to him on weekdays, but this one in front of him is definitely not a soft-hearted master!Don't talk nonsense!

Unexpectedly by Xiao Hei, the number one in front of him didn't fly into a rage, but looked at Xiao Bai coldly snorting, and actually had a half-smile: "Where are the video tapes and comics?"

Hearing this, Xiao Hei was overjoyed: "Brother, there is a box under the sofa outside my house. If you want it, I will give it to you!" As long as it can send this plague god away, it will be fine!

No. [-] nodded when he heard the words, and turned around to pick up the things in satisfaction, but when he was about to leave the room, he stopped suddenly, turned his head and said expressionlessly: "You look far worse than him, your skin It is also rough and not smooth, the pores are big, the eyes are small and the nose is flat... No wonder that person's place is always so small."

moment! !

The black and white duo sitting on the bed turned into petrification, and then there was a chill that could frighten people to death from each of them! !It is the first time that Xiao Heihuo is so big that someone said that his place is small! ! !This is a taboo language that no man can tolerate! ! !As soon as he grabbed the people around him, he pressed down on him, his eyes glowing like a desperate exercise.And Xiaobai who was crushed was gnashing his teeth, and it was the first time that he cooperated with Xiaohei's movement so obediently, he was MD! !He has been called a beauty since he was a child, how many men and women have chased after him, and now some people say that he is ugly, his skin is not good, and he has no charm, which makes Xiao Hei go crazy? ! ? !Even if I can't get out of bed for three days, I still have to prove my strength! !

What plague god!Lao Tzu curses you to be destroyed as soon as you take action in this life! !Curse your little subject to be coveted by a large number of outsiders, it is best to be robbed of both people and bones—! !

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