Brother Donggong

The prince was holding a large jade plate of water radishes, and for some reason, he suddenly remembered such a Tang poem.

——A concubine who rides the world of mortals laughs, but no one knows that it is Lychee.

He is very depressed!

He felt like the unlucky Tang Emperor Minghuang Li Longji who lost the country and the country for a fat girl. He used fast horses and pearls as the inner basket, and it took only three days to transport those precious lychees from Guangdong to Chang'an. .

Running away and killing the precious Dawan horse, spending countless gold and silver, in exchange for the Anlu Mountain Rebellion, the decline of the Tang Empire, all these are just for the coral-like lychee to win the smile of Concubine Yang when it enters the Palace of Eternal Life.

The prince held the water radish, but his heart was bleeding.

For the first time, he felt that he himself could become a fool.

but……

Immediately he was happy again.

The reason is simple, Cheng Yi is not Concubine Yang.

The prince looking for water radish for Cheng Yi is to save his life, because it is the only thing he wants to eat, not just because he is bored enough to win a smile.

The crown prince struggled between depression and self-forgiveness, until Liu Congrong told him that these coral bead-like radishes were not transported into Yongjing City from other places, but were produced by the palace itself.

In fact, the vegetable garden behind the royal garden behind the palace is full of this kind of small water radish, but usually no one thinks of it, and no one likes to eat it.

When the prince heard this, he immediately felt refreshed.

His wise and mighty Crown Prince Ji Wenzhan and that unlucky guy Li Longji who ruined the country for the sake of a fat girl are not the same after all!

Not to mention anything else, even the people they love are the same!

Chengyi is not the Concubine Yang who only knows how to dance in neon clothes and feathers (in fact, he can’t dance at all, Chengyi can’t do anything else except eat), she doesn’t know how to eat Lingnan lychee, which is expensive and scolded by future generations .How nice Cheng Yi is, even the food she wants to eat after pregnancy is so commonplace!

The water radish produced in the palace!

what!

Chengyi was very happy with the radish, as happy as a mouse stealing a large barrel of lard.

He asked the imperial chef of the East Palace to cook this water radish in different ways.

Frying, frying, and frying are all easy, and he also makes people eat it with only pepper oil, glutinous rice vinegar, black pepper, and refined salt. Of course, his favorite is candied water radish.Boil the rock sugar, dip it on the peeled white radish, take a bite, the outside is crispy and the inside is sweet, full of fragrance!

Chengyi ate one after another, unable to stop talking.The crown prince was helping him with tea and water, and even wiped his mouth with a silk towel, Chengyi ate happily.

Because of the water radish, Chengyi doesn't vomit very much now, and she can eat more or less soup, medicinal soup, and supplements, and her thin cheeks are gradually plump again.

The prince was happy to see him eating, and when he was full, he lay on his back on the bed, stroking his stomach contentedly, like a lazy cat basking in the sun.He suddenly felt that such a day was really too happy.

but……

Life seems to be different again.

That day, the prince went to the inner hall with a radish pancake made of water radish, and saw Chengyi frowning, with Cucumber beside him and hurriedly took away the candied water radish in front of him.

The prince walked over, and Cucumber immediately took the radish cake he was holding. The prince sat by the bed and asked in a low voice, "What's the matter? Why are you unhappy?"

"Whoa, whoa,...I, I don't eat carrots anymore!"

Cheng Yi burst into tears.

The prince immediately comforted him, "Don't cry, don't cry, you still cry so much when you're pregnant with the baby, be careful that the baby is born as a crybaby."

"Woooo..."

But Cheng Yi still cried with tears all over her face, like a big tabby cat.

"I don't eat radishes anymore! I had a dream last night. I dreamed that there was an old witch who specially tricked others to scare me!"

When the prince heard this, his eyes darkened!

The Dazheng Dynasty adhered to Confucianism's upright doctrine, and "Ziyu does not talk about strange powers and chaos gods" is praised as the golden rule by scholars all over the world!Moreover, the practice of witchcraft in the harem is even more criticized, and what's more, it will lead to the catastrophe of ransacking the family and exterminating the family!

He secretly figured out who was secretly scaring Chengyi, he must thoroughly investigate and clean up the root cause of the trouble!

Chengyi was not as thorough as the prince thought, he was just a little sad because of yesterday's dream.

"The old witch said that we stole her turnips, and she wanted revenge! She said that if we gave birth to a daughter, she would take her away and raise her in a high tower, so that no one could see her, She is also not allowed to cut her hair, and only let her eat lettuce every day, how pitiful! There is no braised pork and meat buns! I don’t want to eat radish, and I don’t want to sell my children just because of radish, so that my daughter will not be able to eat it for the rest of her life. It's time for the braised pork!"

The prince felt that the top of his head was about to burst into smoke!

Seeing Chengyi crying with snot and tears, he ground his teeth, held Chengyi in his arms, and asked softly, "Don't cry, don't cry, we don't eat carrots anymore, what do you want to eat?" , I'll get someone to bring it right away. Huh?"

Chengyi lowered her head and whispered to her fingers, "I want to eat stewed old hen! You are so stingy! I am pregnant with your child and you are still so stingy! You eat big fish and meat every day, and eat delicacies from mountains and seas. If you are willing to give me radish, you are not afraid that the baby you give birth will look like a radish head!"

The prince pulled Cheng Yi's neck angrily, bowed his head, kissed his mouth viciously, and finally blocked his little mouth that could only irritate people.

From then on, Chengyi regained her good appetite before, she ate every day with a round belly, and then crawled into Wen Zhan's arms and slept wheezing until she didn't know the time in the world.

The prince touched Chengyi's round cheek with his hand, and suddenly began to sigh again.

This...the last time they did something they like to do together, it seems like it was two months ago, now...Chengyi is only salivating for the old hen and braised pork, but he just wants to eat Chengyi ...

but……

He looked at Cheng Yi in his arms, and his heart began to become sour and soft.

He himself has bullied Cheng Yi very hard.

In those days, Chengyi not only endured his endless desires, but also spent time in bed with him every day, was so tired that she couldn't even cry, and later she conceived his child in the body of a man, and suffered so much , vomited every day, couldn't sleep well, and couldn't eat, it was so pitiful.

These days, he finally recovered his good days of eating, drinking, drinking and sleeping. How could he disturb his sweet dreams again?

The imperial doctor said with great trepidation that in fact, after the first two months of pregnancy, when the baby is stable in His Majesty's womb, you can have intercourse carefully, but, this, you must restrain your movements, frequency, and strength. Be restrained.

But the key point is——His Royal Highness can't restrain himself! !

Every love is like a "Havoc in Heaven"!If you don't toss to the end, you will not give up until you are exhausted.

It turns out that Chengyi, who can only eat and sleep every day, is a little too much, let alone now?

So, after His Royal Highness fell asleep holding Cheng Yi in his arms, he let him go lightly and walked out.

He went to the Weiyin Temple.

From that day on, the chief eunuchs in charge of ceremonies complained endlessly!

His Majesty the Emperor read the memorials in the Hall of Weiyin during the day, and meditated in Xiyuan at night to practice immortality, while His Royal Highness the Crown Prince took care of the pregnant Highness in the East Palace during the day and read the memorials in the Hall of Weiyin at night.

That is to say, the Weiyin Palace is used by people day and night, and the memorial must be prepared not only for the emperor, but also for the crown prince.

There are only four people who are qualified to serve the emperor and the prince to read the memorial - Li Fang, Huang Yu, Lu Zhi, and Yang Chun.Moreover, Li Fang and Lv Zhi had to serve the emperor to cultivate immortals, Huang Yu and Yang Chun also had to manage the Yongjing Manufacturing Bureau and Tiqi North Town Fusi.

They can't dissuade the emperor from cultivating Taoism and becoming immortal, because it is as difficult as telling a cow that you don't want to eat grass, but eat loess. They can only hope that His Highness the Crown Prince can also go to Weiyin Hall to read memorials during the day, or return at night. Go to sleep in the East Palace, don't hide in the Weiyin Temple and work hard on government affairs while lighting the lamp and cooking oil!

Besides, His Majesty Cheng Yi is such a good person, she won't occupy your East Palace and stop you from sleeping.

It's a pity that everyone dared to complain secretly in their stomachs. They didn't even dare to look into the Prince's eyes and speak, so how could they dare to face him and say, "Your Highness, go back to the East Palace to sleep! Don't look like you are dissatisfied every day. Hiding in the Weiyin Palace to approve those unlucky memorials!!"

Wen Zhan didn't go back to the East Palace to sleep every night, and Cheng Yi couldn't sleep anymore.

The word 'habit' is really troublesome.

It turned out that they didn't sleep together and didn't feel it. Ever since Cheng Yi crawled to sleep next to Wen Zhan every day, he suddenly felt that Wen Zhan's body was very warm. Although it was a bit hard to hug, it was still very comfortable. After losing such a person, I suddenly felt a strange feeling of 'long night, no heart to sleep'.

That night, the prince was reading the memorial in Weiyin Hall as usual. He was also tired, so he wanted to take a nap in the small study here. He was sitting on the edge of the bed, and suddenly someone was talking outside the door. Liu Congrong raised the door curtain and walked in from the outside, followed by Cheng Yi.Cheng Yi's expression was not very good, although she was a little sleepy, but there was a circle of blue under her eye circles. Behind him was Cucumber, hugging a big pillow and a quilt.

Wen Zhan didn't know what was wrong, so Cheng Yi walked over and pushed him to the side, then took off his shoes and lay down on the bed, and then pulled Wen Zhan to lie down next to him, then let Cucumber cover the quilt, turned over, and He fell asleep wheezing.

The prince was depressed to find that Chengyi's saliva was about to flow out.

Liu Congrong and Cucumber were at a loss by the bed.

The prince waved his hand and made them retreat.

He embraced Chengyi with one arm, looked at his round cheeks and flushed face, suddenly stretched out his hand to pinch his nose, and said in a low voice, "Look how lucky you are, someone like me loves you so much..."

"..."

what?

The prince seemed to have heard Cheng Yi talking in his sleep, he leaned over and heard Cheng Yi meowing like a kitten, "The prince is bad..."

……

Wen Zhan pinched Chengyi's nose again angrily, knowing that he was about to wake him up, so he let go, then softened his body, hugged Chengyi, and gradually became sleepy.

eight months later.

Cheng Yi is about to give birth.

However, the most worrying thing is not the birth of the baby, but the days before the birth of the baby.It seems to be born every day, but it doesn't happen every day, and it seems to be born in the next moment, but it seems that it won't happen.

The prince is worried all over the place every day, but Chengyi doesn't.

On this day, Chengyi was holding a copy of "The Story of the Jade Box" and was thinking about the child's name.

"Jinliang, Yuzhu, Maosheng, Gougeng? Grassroots, Gouer, Kaner, Atugen? I remember folks calling it Zhaodi, Yindi, Daidi... Oh, I like this name! "

The prince leaned over in disgust, and when he saw the name, he almost tore the book to pieces.

There are three big characters written on it - Goubuli!

The prince was very troubled.

How can he make Chengyi understand that now that he is the prince, he and Chengyi's child will also be the prince. The prince of a country is the face of a country. How can he have such common people's names?

But Chengyi didn't care, he seemed to have a soft spot for these names, and he enjoyed his imagination.

In fact, Wen Zhan didn't want to tell him that their child's name had been carefully considered by the cabinet and the Ministry of Rites. They wanted to choose a name with a strong horoscope and a name that would make Dazheng Jiangshan last forever!

It's just that this great name has never been found.

For this reason, the officials of the cabinet and Qin Tianjian frantically flipped through the collections of classics and history in the library of the Wenhua Palace, seven tombs and eight classics, in order to find one that fits the prince's wishes and is suitable for the future emperor of Dazheng. The holy name of ghosts and gods!

However, the matter of the name is not enough to worry about. This day, after Chengyi had eaten enough, she started to have a sudden thought, "It is said that only women can get pregnant. It is so strange that I am pregnant by a man! But, since the world All things are infinitely created, so is it possible that what I am pregnant with is not a human baby, but also a baby rabbit, a baby horse, a baby sheep, or a baby tortoise?"

"Wen Zhan, Wen Zhan!"

Chengyi suddenly tugged at the sleeve of Wen Zhan who was disgusted and didn't want to talk to him, "Wen Zhan, you said it would be great if we gave birth to a baby turtle! I like turtles, crawl slowly, carry a shell on my body, and get down Not afraid of rain or snow! What a cute baby turtle!"

So the prince began to vividly imagine that Chengyi gave birth to a tortoise, and what was even more frightening was that the tortoise would call Wen Zhan once it was born,—"Daddy!"

Wen Zhan was so frightened that the soup bowl in his hand almost fell to the ground.

He was thinking about whether to talk to Chengyi in detail so that he would give up these inexplicable thoughts and wait for the delivery in peace, when Chengyi suddenly yelled, "Ouch, Ouch! Stomach hurts! Stomach hurts!!"

Cucumber yelled, "It looks like it's about to give birth!"

The prince hugged Chengyi to the bed and lay down, and quickly summoned the imperial doctor, Mrs. Wen, to come.

The eunuchs started to get busy.

Some people prepared large buckets of hot water, white cloth, and scissors that had been heated by fire.

Two eunuchs who served the concubine of Jiaofang in the harem came over. They quickly took off Chengyi's trousers, found a wooden frame, separated Chengyi's legs and put them on, keeping his legs apart. .

They put their hands on Chengyi's stomach, rubbed it vigorously, and they were still persuading, "Your Highness, work hard, work hard!!"

"Ah!!——Woooo!!—Ah!——"

Cheng Yi cried out in pain!

He is greedy for food and afraid of pain, and what he hates the most is anything that makes him hurt.

At this moment, it seemed that a little devil had got into his stomach, and it seemed as if he was going to smash his intestines into pieces.

It hurts, it hurts! !

He grabbed the prince's hand and put it in his mouth and took a hard bite.

"It's all your fault, it's all your fault! It hurts so much!"

Woo!

The prince was also very painful when he was bitten, but it was even more uncomfortable to see him tearing up in pain.

He hugged Chengyi and coaxed him again and again, but Chengyi still felt very uncomfortable, and her little face was crying again.But it hurt for more than half an hour, and Cheng Yi's amniotic fluid broke, but the baby still couldn't be born.Everyone turned around anxiously.

Suddenly, someone yelled, "The crown prince is in trouble! Your Highness, this is a difficult delivery!"

Chengyi's pelvis is too narrow, and the baby's fetal position seems to be out of alignment. It took a long time after the birth, but the mothers-in-law couldn't touch the baby's head.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"

Chengyi cried so hard that she didn't even have the strength left.

Lin Ruoqian was also pulled over. He was sweating anxiously, but he didn't know why the labor was difficult.It is said that ever since he learned that His Highness was pregnant, he has been very careful and trembling every day, for fear that His Highness and his child will make a little mistake. It has been so peaceful until now, why is it suddenly difficult to give birth during childbirth? ?

No, Lin Ruoqian rubbed his eyes again, he probably saw Chengyi's child coming out!

a little head...

Can, can... But why is it a baby turtle? ?

"Prince, prince, Your Highness, Your Highness gave birth to a turtle!!"

"what?!"

Wen Zhan was shocked!

He was startled suddenly, and suddenly opened his eyes. He looked around, only to realize that he had fallen asleep sitting next to the coffee table, and his body was still covered with a thin brocade quilt.

Not far away, I saw Chengyi sitting on the bench over there, holding a teacup and talking to Liu Congrong.

Liu Congrong's voice said, "This servant is here to congratulate Empress Cui on her promotion to the imperial concubine position, my lord, this is a great joy."

Cheng Yi said, "Let me just say, since when did my mother have this ability? She was promoted faster than an old hen laying chickens! If my uncle had her ability, he would not be able to get into the cabinet at this time. It’s not impossible to have a servant of the Six Departments or something. Let’s not talk about that, I’m talking about Liu Ya, it will be February Festival in three days, I heard that you plan to go out to hunt in the city, and you won’t be listening to operas in the palace..."

There is also a warm scent of smoke lingering around.

The prince knew that he had a dream...

A dream that made him dumbfounded.