Brother Donggong

Did Pei Tan's words mean that he, Young Master Du, was untainted by the mortal world and was born into the world; or that he was pitiful and innocent, and was always misunderstood by everyone, so he was a lone bird who couldn't find a companion, so he lived alone everywhere? fly?

If it's the first statement, then I agree.

There is a kind of person who is different from me, Chu Qiangsheng and Cui Bicheng.

For example, my younger brother Prince Wen Zhan, Du Yuchan, and my father, my father's wife (not my mother, my mother is a concubine, although she looks uglier than his wife), they are rich and powerful , have a good skin.

The good things that the common people dare not think of are all around them, and they seem to be able to think about them when they are born.

Generally speaking, such a person is either a barefoot immortal or a reincarnated Wenquxing.

Du Yuchan's homework is considered the most outstanding among all the people in Yuzheng Palace.

I have been in Yuzheng Palace and I know that I can't understand Yuzheng Palace's homework, so don't tell me what to do, in the words of Old Cui: Isn't this fucking nonsense?

The literati and the prince are two completely different professions. Wen Zhan is good at being a prince, but it does not mean that he is also good at poetry.

Wen Zhan didn't like to talk since he was a child, but he was good at reading, but no one dared to lead him in the way of poetry and poetry, so his poems only need to be rhymed, well-balanced, and well-organized. It is regarded as the top grade by those who attend the university, and it is impossible to have the chance to reach the top of the poem.

As for the Third Highness Yu Lan...

I think he will think that the poems written by Du Yuchan are the poems written by his third highness. Like a genius, he will not have too much dissatisfaction.

Because being the Third Highness and being a literati are completely different professions.

Although they are all scholars, it is like monks and old Taoists who seem to be similar, they both knock on the wooden fish and recite scriptures, but in fact they worship different Buddhas and recite different scriptures.

Yu Lan, like Wen Zhan, is not interested in writing articles that can achieve "the great cause of the country, the great event of immortality".

This made Du Yuchan.

Du Yuchan is known as the number one talented scholar in Yongjing and the number one refined scholar in Yuzheng Palace.

Others compliment him as Du Xiaosheng, but the most rare thing is that he actually believes it himself!

Du Yuchan also has a bad habit of selling words.

Wherever they go, they write.

The last time he walked to the mountain opposite to Hanshan Temple, facing the land of Gusu, he showed great talent, and with a wave of the wolf brush in his hand, he forged four big characters - Kuangdaifengliu!

Implicit!

I am so ignorant that I blush for him.

This is not counted, a few years ago, I will take the exam... Of course, it is their literati's spring and autumn dream to be born in Kejia. Even Du Gekui's grandson will still have to take the imperial examination.

It is only said that Du Yuchan drank in the Immortal Tower before the test, and after drinking too much, he wrote a small poem, calling Chu Qiangsheng a modern girl, with a demonic look, and with a big stroke of a pen, he drew a freehand picture of Chu Qiangsheng The portrait, with just a few strokes, Mr. Chu's enchanting appearance in a purple python is drawn vividly!

Du Yuchan pointed at the portrait drunkenly and said with a smile, "This is a wild vixen."

This is over.

He forgot that Chu Qiangsheng was the chief examiner of that class!

As a result, Young Master Du naturally failed.

This seems to have opened the curtain of misfortune.

A master (big monk) who had been on good terms with him passed Nirvana; one of the two cranes he raised died, and then another died; the poems he wrote were disliked by my father, of course, it may be because of jealousy, I Dad said that the most useless person in the world is a scholar like him, even more useless than someone who knows how to paint (I think, my dad said this, maybe to fulfill the little heart of the third highness, because Yu Lan's poems are mediocre, but painting is still nicely).

This is not the most terrible thing, the most troublesome thing is that because of insulting President Chu, Young Master Du was deprived of the opportunity to take the imperial examination, that is to say, Du Yuchan will never want to be an official in this life, no way!Not even a window!

You said that even his grandfather didn't dare to touch Chu Qiangsheng, but he just wanted to touch President Chu's misfortune. Isn't that uncomfortable?From then on, there was destined to be a sentence in his poems——Leaving a brothel with a lucky name!

In this northern city of Yongjing, where black yarn is worthless and purple pythons and jade belts are everywhere, he is indeed very out of group.Just like Cui Bicheng, who has a Shandong green onion in his nose, is as out of place in Ranzhuang.

Like a lone bird.

This is exactly in line with the second meaning of Peihou Ye's poem.

Today, Lao Cui is entertaining guests at Jialan Temple.

The head monk of Jialan Temple is Master Shede, a disciple of Zen Buddhism, proficient in Sanskrit, and likes to debate scriptures.He once used Devanagari language to argue dryly with a great lama who had obtained a degree of Geshe in Tibetan area. He was stunned and speechless, and left sadly with his head drooping.

Old Cui and the great monk Shede are old acquaintances.

Du Yuchan only met the great monk through Lao Cui.

That year, Du Yuchan was defeated and depressed to the extreme. He was drunk every day, and Lao Cui couldn't stand it anymore, so he pulled Du Yuchan out of the kiln in the south of the city, and went to Jialan Temple to find the great monk Shede to untie him.

The Great Monk Shede was taking a nap under the bodhi tree (of course, it could be meditation, meditation, or even reading scriptures silently). When the Great Monk heard the Zhike monk leading someone over, he opened his eyes and glanced at Du Yuchan. Pointing to the backyard with a withered finger, he said, "Have you ever been to Jialan Temple?"

Du Yuchan was taken aback, and then said, "No."

The great monk said, "Go and have tea!"

Du Yuchan couldn't figure it out, and Cui Bicheng was also puzzled. He quickly said, "Master She De, it's me."

The great monk glanced at Cui Bicheng again, and asked, "You seem to have been here before?"

Cui Bicheng said in his heart, nonsense, don’t pretend to be unfamiliar with me, I donated the copper bell in the backyard of your temple!

He said, "Yes, I've been here."

The great monk pointed at him and said, "Go and have tea!"

Seeing that the monk in charge wanted to chase away people, he hurriedly smoothed things over, "Master, they are distinguished guests. Today, they climbed the mountain gate to seek Master's advice and ask for enlightenment."

The great monk pointed at the guest monk, "You, go and have tea!"

A group of people eat hot tea around a small stove.

Looking at the billowing water smoke and smelling all kinds of aromas, Du Yuchan realized.

I'm confused.

I also drank tea from Jialan Temple.It is boiled with fresh bamboo shoots, beans, sliced ​​ginger and green salt. It tastes very good. Many people have realized it after drinking it, but I have not. The Zhike monk once asked me, "Donor, do you know how it tastes?"

I licked my mouth and said, "It's okay, if only I added some sweet potatoes and a fat chicken."

So I was kicked out of the monastery by the head of the Discipline Academy with a ruler.

I am wronged.

If it is true that all living beings are equal and all dharmas are equal, then why can we eat bamboo shoots, beans, and ginger, but fat chickens cannot?

This world is as lonely as snow! ~~~

But since then, the great monk She De has also enlightened.

——Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha will keep it in his heart!

For example, this time, when Old Cui was entertaining guests, the great monk clasped his hands together and said, "The monastery is so poor, the old monk is ashamed, Junior Brother Yu quickly treat the guests with thin tea and vegetarian food."

Thin tea is a flower carving in Yongjia.

Su Zhai is dog meat served with Sichuan peppercorns.

So I am complete.

This time it was said that it was Lao Cui's treat, but in fact, it seemed that Du Yuchan wanted to invite me.But Du Caizi is Du Caizi, and what he said is still not very easy to understand.

Du Yuchan said, "Your Majesty, when Brother Ji Zhang and I were studying in our early years, we used to recite the phrase of Wei Yingwu in the Tang Dynasty, 'Never know how to sleep on the same bed again' in the Tang Dynasty. Mountains and forests, sharing the joy of 'wind and rain against the bed'."

I am monk Zhang Er and I can't figure it out.

I looked at Cui Bicheng, then at Du Yuchan.

"Master Du, who is Ji Zhang you're talking about? Do I know him?"

Old Cui went crazy, "Nonsense, Ji Zhang is me!"

"Aren't you called Cui Bicheng? When did you change your name? Even your surname? You don't want your ancestors anymore?"

Old Cui Nu, "Jizhang is my name!! Hey, my name is Cui Bicheng, and my name is Jizhang. Just like Zhuge Liang, my name is Kongming. Do you understand?"

I nodded quickly.

but……

I thought about Du Yuchan's words, what is the joy of wind and rain on the bed, so I asked tentatively, "You are still raw rice now? Haven't cooked mature rice yet? But why do you wait until you become famous and retire? If that's the case, are you afraid that it will be too loud to be heard by others?"

"But, if you are too old, isn't it too forced to do such a thing?"

Old Cui was completely angry.

I saw a wisp of blue smoke slowly rising from his head!

Du Yuchan's cheeks were flushed, he took a sip of tea, and then said softly, "The joy of wind and rain on the bed refers to the joy of reuniting relatives and friends after a long absence, not..."

I answered, "Isn't it sex?"

Boom boom!

Old Cui fell to the ground and couldn't get up.

So Du Yuchan finally spoke less erratically, because no matter how erratic he is, I will be more erratic than him.

So he started going around in circles.

From the pre-Qin schools of thought to dismissing hundreds of schools and respecting Confucianism alone; from the civil strife of the Tuwang in Dongchuan to the fresh and tender meat dumplings in Yongjia; Until Chu Jun's mind wanders...

He circled around, circled around, let me drink two jars of wine, and after two dog legs, when I was about to fall asleep, he finally said: My sister Minghe has been spoiled since childhood, the harem is unfathomable, I hope His Highness will take care of you a little bit.

I am very puzzled.

Crown Princess Du Minghe, the wife Wen Zhan Mingmei is marrying, the granddaughter of the chief minister of the cabinet Du Jue, the current concubine, the future queen, and the second in the harem after the queen. Got rain?Why let me, a concubine prince raised by a court lady, take care of her?

Is it...

Surprised and happy, I grabbed Du Yuchan's hand and said, "Could it be that the Crown Princess likes me? He actually has a crush on me, but he has to marry the Crown Prince. He is eager to see me in the harem, because I already live in the Palace of Qi Wang." , so she couldn't see me again, so she asked you to come and tell me that she wanted to see me."

I was also a little shy, "But... she is my brother's wife, and this brother's woman is not easy for me to touch, so... please tell Mr. Du to the princess, I can't bear her love. See you in the next life!"

Old Cui passed Nirvana before he got up from the ground.

Du Yuchan sneered coldly, "Everyone would say that King Qi is witty, sophisticated, thoughtful, and if he is born, he can be the crown prince. Seeing you today, what you said is indeed true!"

He flicked his sleeves and left.

I rubbed my nose and looked at him blankly. In fact, I could understand every word he said, but I didn't know what he was talking about together. Then I asked Cui Bicheng, "What did he say?"

Cui Bicheng stroked my hair and said meaningfully, "He drank too much. Just ignore him."

I asked worriedly, "The princess doesn't really like me, does she?"

Cui Bicheng comforted me and said, "Don't worry, she won't like you."

As soon as I felt relieved, Cui Bicheng immediately said, "She hates you so much."

I yelled, "I'd rather she like me!"

"In your dreams!"

So, finally it was my turn to get depressed.

As the saying goes, good luck never comes, but misfortune never comes singly.

When I was drowsy and returned to the palace and was about to go to bed, I saw a person sitting in the West Flower Hall. I looked closely and almost vomited blood. It was Liu Congrong!

Liu Congrong stood up quietly, cupped his hands at me, and said, "Your Highness, the prince has summoned you."

I almost cursed when I heard that!