Brother Donggong

He hates me!

Wow, 'hate' is such an apt word!

Although I don't understand why he hates me at all, it's like my mother will never understand the queen's delicate, bloody and elegant harem games.

My mother was in a mess in the harem where there were maids serving, fresh, delicious, warm and stomach-warming meals, pearls and hairpins, and silk and satin in the harem.

I think the queen is simply ashamed to regard her as a rival.

In my opinion, this is the most fundamental reason for my mother to take care of her life.

But just because I'm smarter than my mother doesn't mean I can understand my brother Wen Zhan's thoughts.

He is much smarter than his own mother, the queen.

The queen is to my mother, like a colorful phoenix is ​​to a grass chicken, a fairy is to a village woman, and Wen Zhan is to a queen, just like old man Du who dominates the court is to me, who has been in the officialdom for ten years and is still seven. Uncle of the Sesame Tasting Officer.

To be precise, the queen is smarter than my mother, I am smarter than the queen, the prince is smarter than me, and my mother is the stupidest.

Therefore, it seems that only my father can guess what the prince is thinking.

In fact, there is no need to guess at all, the two of them are printed in the same mold.

But that's it, sometimes my father can't figure out what the prince is thinking.

My younger brother usually doesn't go crazy, but he is not a human being when he is crazy!

It’s like the Dragon Boat Festival two years ago. I went out to drink flowers and wine, but I didn’t bring any money. After the wine was finished, people went to bed and slept until midnight. I figured that the Forbidden Palace should open, so I secretly crawled with my pants up. I got up and slipped back, who thought I would meet Da Geng outside the Guanzhilou Hutong, he thought I was a thief and broke the gong so hard that everyone knew about it.

Fortunately, I ran into the prince’s cousin on Zhuque Street—Pei Tan from the Guards. I borrowed a horse from him, and rushed in as soon as the palace gate opened.

I thought this was the end of the matter, but when I returned to Yuxi Palace (my bedroom in the Forbidden Palace) in disheveled clothes, I just saw my enemy, the younger brother Prince, sitting calmly on the stone bench in my garden , Surrounded by my old and young people from Yuxi Palace, all kneeling at his feet respectfully, not even daring to fart!

I am confused.

This group of people is not so respectful when I'm usually around, what's wrong?

I looked at Wen Zhan in bewilderment, "What's the matter, the crown prince is sitting here with a lawsuit on his forehead, you don't sleep in the middle of the night, and you don't let my people sleep, what do you want?"

"What day was it yesterday?" the prince said suddenly.

I thought about it, "Dragon Boat Festival."

Then I thought again, "Your birthday."

The crown prince's birthday, um, he is still young, so let's use his birthday. His birthday is a big event for the court, and even the quiet Forbidden Palace became lively.My father also specially invited the Jiqing troupe to come in to sing opera, and invited those relatives and friends, princes and princesses, plus relatives of the emperor and foreign envoys to come to drink tea and watch the opera.

Only I slipped out.

"Then do you know what time it is?" the prince's voice was gloomy.

"It's almost three o'clock."

Seeing that he didn't speak, I added another sentence, "It's almost dawn!"

The prince seemed to be stimulated by something, like a monster who resurrected from a dead body, he suddenly yelled, "You know it too!?——"

I was even more confused.

"Nonsense, I'm not a fool."

His handsome face is terribly ferocious, as if I chopped off his life.

I was so scared that I hid back, but he grabbed me by the neck and pulled me over. He said through gritted teeth, "What does it smell like on you? You've gone out to fool around again."

The way I see him...

The veins on his forehead burst out.

I know he is a square man, just like his teacher Du Huan.I'm afraid he still doesn't know how he crawled out of his mother's stomach. He probably thought that my father and the queen were lying on the bed under the quilt just chatting or reciting Buddhist scriptures, so Guanyin shoved him under his mother's feet into it, and he was born!

How perfect!

How simple!

So he can't understand people like me.

In front of innocent children, I naturally still feel a little ashamed. It was rare for me to blush before I said, "Don't talk nonsense, my father said that although I am naughty, I never go to brothels."

I hope he understands what Yaozi means.

But what I said completely angered him, and he slapped me across the face.

Then he yelled in my ear, which made my brain buzz——

"You don't go to brothels!!—but you go to Xianggongtang!!——"