Brother Donggong

I think Wen Zhan wants to kill me!

He strangled my neck and gagged my mouth, preventing me from breathing in or calling for help.

I feel like I'm already more confused than his stupid head.

There are bursts of flowers in front of my eyes.

I thought to myself, it's over, it's over, my life is over.I'm going to accompany my father to the underground to find my fifth younger brother San Queyi.But what kind of thing is this?I broke my sleeves with my own brother, who was kissed to death by the prince, and then went down to accompany my brother to rub hemp. If I went to the palace of the king of hell, I would not be able to complain in front of the king of hell.

But... I... I am wronged! !

"Chengyi, don't even think about..."

A strong pressure at the back of my head cleared up my drowsy mind, and I saw Wen Zhan's dark and distant eyes that seemed to have no end.

Heart palpitating.

Just when my eyes turned black and I was about to pass out, I heard Cucumber's long and terribly long cry:——"Ah!——killing people!!——"

With a bang, accompanied by the sound of someone hitting the door outside the room, I was thrown onto the bed by Wen Zhan, and fell into the mud!

I continued to cry weakly and bitterly, "I... I... my door panel!..."

There are a total of eight door panels on both sides carved with high-quality black sandalwood. They were once collected by Mi Fu, the eight great masters of Tang and Song Dynasties, and were engraved on them by Su Dongpo and Bai Juyi himself with a knife. With the blessing of Cuo chanting, as the dowry of my father's concubine, Princess Gaochang, when she entered the palace, it was brought into the Dazheng Palace, and then I took a lot of effort to pick it out of my father's heart.

These two doors have a total of eight door panels, equivalent to 20 taels of silver!

It is the debt owed by the Ministry of Accounts that is stuck on my neck.

The one who can buy two Prince Regent's mansions is so famous that he is famous in the capital, and the country is all over the city. Jiang Wushuang, the peerless beauty in the world, should not be underestimated!

but--

The door panel of my heart was smashed to pieces by the rampage of this idiot Cucumber. Cucumber was lying on the floor in front of my tea table. He was clutching his stomach and frowning.

I looked sideways, and with my trembling little eyes, I saw only one door panel was broken, and the other was hanging pitifully on the door frame.

…Luckily, I still have six door panels that are perfect.

My heart... my money! ! ~~~~~

"Hey, Chief Cucumber, I haven't met you here yet, why are you hiding so far away?"

I have never seen a beautiful woman, but I first heard the sound of swallows and warblers.

I just feel that Feng Xiaosheng, the dog-tailed flower, is standing in the courtyard as the courtyard, slowly walking in while talking.

Hey, I forgot to tell the cucumber.

He learned the tricks and half-styles from the guards in Da Nei, with fists and embroidered legs. He used a big ax in front of Feng Xiaosheng, that is, in front of Lu Ban's gate, and a big knife in front of Guan Gong!

Simply vulnerable.

Feng's family is from Dian Dashao, who cut meat and sliced ​​fish. Their family's ancestral knife skills can cut up fish alive and let it continue to breathe. This skill can squeeze into the top [-] even if it enters the ranking of Jianghu master .

The phoenix dog continued proudly, "His Royal Highness, I was ordered to serve your meals. It is my duty to let you eat more sesame seed cakes and bowls of porridge. It's sunny, you put cucumbers at the door to keep people out. , do you dislike me, or do you dislike the things I make? It doesn't matter if you dislike me, anyway, the whole Yongjing city and the whole world know that you have broken sleeves and don't like women. I, Feng Xiaosheng, I'm not a beautiful woman, so there's nothing to be ashamed of not being in your eyes. But if you don't like what I make, then Feng must ask for advice in person."

"The foundations of several generations of my Feng family, although the things I can't make are unrivaled in the world, but at least they can be ranked among the top three. Why do you look down on my craftsmanship? Have someone bring me over at noon The Pingqiao tofu secretly poured out, you hide yourself and eat the buns you bought in the alley behind, you said, if you eat dragon liver and phoenix gallbladder, I have nowhere to find it for you. What is difficult to do, you squint up and eat alone, you..."

The sound like bean bouncing was instantly silenced.

then……

"Your Highness."

She seemed to be a different person in an instant.

Feng Xiaosheng bowed to Wen Zhan respectfully, muttering something, "I don't know His Highness is coming, but I have nothing to say, I hope His Highness will forgive me."

acid.

Really sour.

This is like saying ginseng chicken soup that has been left for four days in the dog days.

It was so sour that the roots of my teeth fell down.

I just wanted to laugh at her, but Wen Zhan, who was sitting upright beside her, pressed her fingers on the back of her neck, as if Mount Tai was pressing down on top of her.

I am like a tortoise nailed here, only the head shell and four claws can move freely.

Wen Zhan glanced at Feng Xiaosheng, then at Cucumber lying on the ground pretending to be dead, Cucumber quickly got up, bowed to Wen Zhan, and hurried out.

Only then did Wen Zhan say, "It's okay. You go down and cook something for King Qi, pick some of his favorite food to cook, and when you're done, put it in a white porcelain jar and put it in a food box."

Feng Xiaosheng asked, "May I ask Your Highness, is the food box delivered to Da Nei?"

Wen Zhan didn't look at her, but at me.

His voice was very soft, as if he didn't want to talk, but he was definitely not tired, "Xiaosheng, what did the emperor tell you to do, and you ask him the same?"

……

"Your Highness calm down, I will do it now."

After Feng Xiaosheng saluted, she backed away, wanting to leave here.She was rigid and solemn, not at all as clever as usual, just like a female Bodhisattva carved in wood and clay in a ruined temple in the back mountain.

I quickly yelled, "Miss Feng, buy me some Gui Faxiang's Mahua, Liuxinju's eight-treasure pickles, and Mingqianlou's... ah!!——"

The prince pressed the back of my neck hard, and I felt my blood surge up, and I almost lost my breath.

The way Feng Xiaosheng looked at me was like a Buddha jumping over the wall she made, with meat, vegetarian, expensive seafood, plus various seasonings, everything was messy.

I shook my head and moaned, "Miss Feng, can I have another minced meat pancake?"

"Shut up!" the prince went into a rage, "keep these things and go out to eat by yourself."

"Feng Qing?"

The crown prince frowned slightly and looked at Feng Xiaosheng with reproachful eyes.

Feng Xiaosheng saluted deeply, and quickly withdrew.

"Eh!"

I sigh.

"Your Highness should treat Miss Feng better."

The back of my neck was finally loosened by the prince, but he held my back.

The prince said, "I have always been very kind to her."

I sighed again, "She likes you very much."

The prince said, "...I don't hate her either."

"But." I scratched my hair, "The prince doesn't seem to like Miss Feng as much as a woman."

The prince was angry, "She is a courtier. Molesting a close courtier is for unknown reasons!"

I listened and scratched my ears.

I don't know who made the rules.

Generally, people dote on very capable maidservants, the most powerful female officials around the concubines in the harem, as well as the pillars of the country and the ministers of the humerus. Can't eat, can't touch, can't hook up at will.

but……

I suddenly covered my head, ready to be beaten, and suddenly said, "But!—But I am your own brother, and you always scare me like this, and there is nothing wrong with it?!——"

……

This time the prince didn't speak, and he didn't hit me. He just pressed my back and didn't let me look up at him, so I don't know what his face looks like.It just felt like his hands were getting heavier and heavier, almost crushing my ribs.

I suddenly regretted it.

Thinking back, he shouldn't have said anything unscrupulously, saying that he attacked his brother before he was enthroned, and beat and scolded me. Now, he can't really kill me?

I suddenly moaned, "Oh, my stomach hurts... I... I might die... It hurts..."

"Don't pretend to be Chengyi, Cucumber just told me that you ate eight steamed buns at noon, which made you support yourself. You go to Da Nei to guard the mausoleum for a few days, starve for a few days to digest and digest, and all diseases will be cured."

Cucumber the traitor! !

I hate itchy teeth.

It's him chewing his tongue in front of the prince again, and when I have time, I have to kick him outside the overpass to sell Daliwan! !

The prince didn't look at my gnashing of teeth, he let me go suddenly, he calmed down, as if nothing had happened.

"Prayer, you can't die."

The last words of the prince before he left.

——When a person is dead, he can only be reduced to mud and dust, and only when he is alive can he be promoted to heaven! !

This is something my dad used to say all the time.

Quite a bit of literary grace.

In fact, it was not easy for my father.

He ascended the throne at the age of six, and at the age of 16, he stood up to Wang Jin, the chief eunuch who was the chief inspector of ceremonies, and blasted the chief executive of the inner court, who was able to call the wind and rain in the court and randomly criticized the red in court officials' memorials, to Jiyang to bake sweet potatoes.

Then my father abolished the regent at the age of 22, and let the regent who once owned half of the country go to Shouchun for a tour. This is called a tour, but everyone knows that there is a relic of the Chu State 1000 years ago, and the swamp is connected to the swamp. The outside of the wild grass is full of wild grass, and the mosquitoes are as big as a fucking human head, and they can bite people, so the regent has not been traveling for half a year, so he blows the lamp and pulls the wax.

Next, my father died of anger at the age of 27, the cabinet minister Pei Dongyue - of course, everyone said that this young cabinet minister dedicated himself to death. It is also an unpleasant thing for spring silkworms thinking of the law to die.Of course, these are gossip, not enough for outsiders.

After my father was 34 years old, after suppressing the southwest rebellion, fighting the Xiongnu to give up a large area of ​​grassland, and sending troops to destroy Gaochang because of Princess Gaochang's harassing the harem... Wait, wait, this world is simply nothing to my father It has become 'for generations to come, unify the country'!

However, he suddenly felt that this world was really wandering and lonely, and it was almost time for someone to usurp the throne, using this unimaginable challenge just to seek defeat.

No one to fight.

Now he can't play anymore, God accepted him and let him go down to push Pai Gow with my fifth brother.

Why do I feel so unreal?