Dad is the president!

Excited for a while, he immediately ran to the other side of the car and opened the door: "Dad, hurry up."

Xing Suoyan in the car was not wearing a formal suit, but casual clothes with a black windbreaker outside. He got out of the car with a frown, and said in a low voice, "Your legs are not too long, don't exercise too much."

"Who am I? I'm a Xiaoqiang who can't be killed, a cockroach that can't be killed!"

Xing Suoyan raised his eyebrows: "You don't have to turn the corner and say I'm a big cockroach."

Little Canned quickly laughed, and took Xing Suoyan's arm to the amusement park: "Then I'm the head office of the mutant cockroach."

The two talked and laughed, bought two tickets to the amusement park, and walked in in line. The scale of this amusement park is not too big, but it is not too small. In short, the entertainment facilities that it should have are not bad. It is complete, and there are many staff members in cute animal costumes standing in the center, holding colorful balloons in one hand, and making funny moves in the other hand, making the surrounding tourists laugh non-stop, and many children took photos with them.

"Dad, go take a picture!" Little Can Tou poked the person next to him, his eyes gleaming.

"Well, bring the camera."

"What, I asked you to take a photo with that big bear, and I'll take a picture for you!" Little Can was triumphant with the camera in one hand.

"Don't go." Xing Suoyan's two simple words directly suppressed the pride of the small can.

"No! If you don't go, I won't sleep with you tonight!"

"If you don't sleep with me, who will you sleep with?"

"...I'm going to find grandma."

"She has gone back."

"...I'll go find Butler Li!"

Xing Suoyan narrowed his eyes: "It's only natural for the little cockroach to sleep with the big cockroach, so there's no need to disturb others."

"Who said that? I'm a little can, not a little cockroach, so you can take a photo. If you take a photo with that big bear, we'll follow your schedule for the rest of the trip!"

As soon as the little canned finished speaking, Xing Suoyan walked over without paying attention. The black trench coat didn't match the cute big bear next to him. I took more than a dozen photos of Xing Suoyan's stinky face that has never smiled. The staff member who played the big bear picked up a balloon to send Xing Suoyan without knowing the situation, but was frightened away by his blocking eyes. Canned was looking at the photos while sitting on the bench and laughing non-stop.

"Look at this picture, Dad, your face is really stinky, and the big bear is cuter, haha."

"Go and dance for me." Xing Suoyan sat down on the bench proudly, raised his head and looked in front of him.

The little pot raised its head and said, "Damn it! If you don't take revenge like that, it's not dancing. Isn't that just jumping around in a grass skirt? No, no, it's too embarrassing!"

"The next itinerary is all up to me."

Little Canned really wanted to slap himself in the face right now, so why did he say such words out of mouth.

Reluctantly holding the baby camera, fearing that he would snatch it away and delete the photos just now, when he turned around and left, he still didn't forget to stare at Xing Suoyan's unflattering smiling face, and felt an urge to throw the camera in his hand at him face to go!

In the end, Little Canned was very smart and asked the staff for a mask, put it on his face, and then went out in a grass skirt and had a good chat with a staff member next to him.

Staff: "Dancing well, new here?"

Little Canned: "Persecuted by the powerful."

Staff member: "Oh, life is really stressful now, there is everything."

Little Canned: "Hey, yes, let me tell you, my dad is very arrogant and conceited, the kind who likes to bully when he's fine—"

Suddenly, his body lost weight and fell into the arms of a familiar person. Regardless of 21 or [-], Little Canned continued to the staff at a loud voice: "He is a great man, a great man, and a great philanthropist!"

"Hehe, your mouth grows really fast, my little cockroach."

Listening to Xing Suoyan's voice behind him, the little canned head was sweating, thankful that he changed his words quickly.

Xing Suoyan took off the mask on Little Canned's face, took off his grass skirt, picked it up and walked to the inside of the amusement park, leaving the stupid staff member behind.

"Let me down, I can walk by myself!" The blushing little can was fluttering in his arms for a burst of anger.

"It seems that the family needs to buy some cockroach medicine."

"It's still rat poison, hey, you should let me down!"

The little can finally landed on both feet, looked up, and had already reached the door of the haunted house, that big black house, the roof was still pointed, and there seemed to be a sinister air around it, and a bunch of screaming girls lined up outside. Standing in line, Xiao Cantou completely questioned Yingzhi's words when he saw such a scene. This kind of thing that looks like a trick to deceive children is really unbelievable.

"Didn't you keep clamoring to come to the haunted house, why are you not interested now?"

Listening to Xing Suoyan's teasing, Little Canned's face turned flat and his mouth hardened: "Yes, I'm very interested! Let's go, let's line up."

Don't mention how much Little Canned regretted coming to the haunted house afterwards, it's all because of this bad idea that made him have a miserable experience!

The inside of the haunted house is actually very ordinary, except that it’s dark and you can’t see anything. The man-made horror atmosphere completely makes the big and small cockroaches feel boring. In some places, there are man-made monsters running out to scare people. After the disgusting artificial monster in white clothes and makeup came out, it made an extremely scary gesture, stretched out its tongue, and approached it with its face. People's eyes widened.

"Dad, this ghost is cross-eyed."

"Then don't look at it, it's bad for your eyesight if you look at it too much."

"Damn it, he still has leeks on his teeth!"

"Stay away from him, bad breath."

...The two of them bypassed the "ghost" again and continued to walk inside. Behind them, the poor staff of the amusement park was still wiping their teeth with their hands, struggling to find leek leaves.

After walking for a few more minutes, I found that there was no road ahead, and then I realized that I seemed to have taken the wrong road halfway. In the dark surroundings, Little Canned reached out to check if there was a secret door on the wall, but found nothing, but He stepped on the ground without paying attention, and leaned back. A pair of big hands behind him caught him. Both of them were unable to stand still. There was a change in the floor under their feet. down.

The little can was choked by the dust and coughed twice, but he himself was not hurt by the fall, because there was a big meat pad sitting on it, and he had no intention of getting up. He looked around the surrounding environment with his eyes, as if it was an underground small In the warehouse, there are all kinds of props for haunted houses. There are quite a lot of interesting things. Just as I was about to stand up and look for some interesting things, my body was turned over by a strong force, and I lay straight on the ground with a diaphragm in my abdomen. with a hard object.

"You, what are you doing? What are you crazy about?"

Xing Suoyan held him down, bent down, and rubbed his lower abdomen against his lower abdomen, his voice was lower than usual: "You seduced me."

ah? !What kind of business is this!

"When did I seduce you? It's obvious that you have a dirty mind and are in heat everywhere! How could it be my fault, get up!"

"Holding it in for a long time is not good for your health."

"You know it's bad for your health, so don't let that thing get an erection!"

"Already up."

"Hey - no! Don't take off my clothes here, daddy, um..."

There was a spring breeze in the small warehouse, moaning everywhere, the sky was dark and the sky was dark, endless...

After this incident, Xiao Can Tou decided to blame Yingzhi for all this incident, thinking about how to get revenge back, he just went to an amusement park, and his butt hurt for two or three days, the loss outweighed the gain!

-----Small Emotional Theater-----

Little Canned: Dad, they said I'm a mess!

Xing Suoyan frowned: Unfinished?

The little can turned around and pointed to the tailbone: that's it.

Xing Suoyan looked down, then stretched out his hand and directly touched between his legs: This is it.

The little can blushed: That's a chrysanthemum!

Xing Suo said with a smile: Then the chrysanthemum.

It was only later that Little Canned realized that rotten tails and rotten chrysanthemums had almost the same principle.

The author has something to say: a new hole may be opened in a few days, a relaxed and cheerful article, and a sweet and effervescent article that is not abused throughout the article!