The work record of the head of another world

When there was a sound from outside, the three people in the room were frightened and at a loss.Among them, Master Xiao was the busiest. Without saying a word, he pulled up the chair and put it on the other side of Su Zhai, then brought the head of Chu and the chair to the side where he was sitting just now, and picked up the chicken leg to go He stuffed his mouth.He cleaned up the table in front of him, poured the leftover beef soup into the bowl of Master Chu, and then poured porridge into the bowl to cover it up.

After finishing all the work, he regained the demeanor that an eminent monk should have, and shouted loudly: "Amitabha, there are Donor Yin and Donor Mo outside the door? If you two don't give up, please sit in the abbot."

As he spoke, he walked slowly to the door, opened the door, and saw Yin Chengqin standing in plain clothes and robes in the courtyard, his expression calm and calm, while Mo Chengfeng's face was full of curiosity, and his eyes nimbly drilled into the room.The place where the two stood was not close to the abbot, and there were several stalks of bamboo in the middle. Although the door of the national teacher was not small, but he stood in the middle, which blocked a lot of vision. Fortunately, the shameful scene of chicken legs was not fully exposed to the eyes of the juniors.

Stimulated by him, Master Chu finally came back to his senses, spit out the chicken leg and put it on the bowl, pushed Master Xiao away and walked outside the door and said, "Junior Brother Yin, Junior Brother Mo, why did you come to Abbot's place? Other Junior Brothers Is the junior sister here too? Lu Guoshi is talking about scriptures and Taoism with me and Yao junior brother, do you want to listen too?"

Junior Brother Mo was about to nod his head, but Yin Chengqin gave him a hand, and cupped his hands: "I was just greedy for the scenery, and walked here unknowingly, and Junior Brother Mo just arrived. The sect master must be talking about something with the national teacher." They are advanced in Buddhism, but Cheng Qin and Cheng Feng lack comprehension, and I am afraid that the teachings of the national teacher will be in vain. Senior brother, please talk slowly, I will take Cheng Feng to the main hall to burn incense and kowtow."

After he left, the three of them closed the door to eat again.Lu Guoshi was in shock and said: "Fortunately, he left, and I spent a long time moving the chair. Xiao Chuer, let's change places again."

Master Chu walked slowly in the room with a sullen face, and he didn't know what he was thinking when he lowered his head. Master Xiao saw that he couldn't point to him, so he sat on his chair and continued to eat his own.Junior brother Yao understood the mood of the sect master, and persuaded Master Xiao: "Elder Brother let Senior Brother Yin catch him... Anyway, at least I heard that Brother is going to suppress him, so don't talk to him. At this time, if something stimulates you, you will be more energetic." It’s easy to go wrong.”

The head of Chu was really stimulated. Hearing what Junior Brother Yao said, he rushed up, grabbed his collar and shook him: "What do you think this time? What if Junior Brother Yin takes it seriously? He really can Attack me at night! Even if he doesn't attack me at night, he won't be kind to me if he tells me about it! No, Xiao Yao, you have to sleep with me in the future, or I will be afraid."

Brother Yao reversed his gentle attitude just now, and pushed him out: "No, sleeping with you will ruin my reputation, and I'm not married yet. Don't worry, Senior Brother Yin is not that kind of person. I can really attack you at night, just like you, your innocence will be gone 800 years ago."

The head of Chu was so angry that his chest was stuffy, and Xiao Guoshi was still adding fuel to the fire: "Xiao Yao's conclusion is really clever, and you are too cowardly. He is a man and you are a man, and you are still in charge of him." Senior Brother Men, it’s okay to be afraid of this. Use your status to suppress him, but if you can’t rely on force to suppress him, what are you afraid of?”

As soon as the two of them made peace, the head of Chu ran out in grief and anger: "I knew you two couldn't point it out, so you two should fight together. When you are in front of Junior Brother Yin, I think there is one who can compete with me." Strong!"

He slammed the door and ran away, leaving behind two people who had nothing to do with themselves and muttered: "What's the matter with us, if you don't dare to get angry with Senior Brother Yin, you can take it out on us."

"Don't pay attention to him, I'm getting angry from embarrassment. By the way, let him prepare when you come back. When you see the emperor, you can't empty-handed. At least you can offer something. Copy a few more poems and ask Chu'er about the things you bought. It’s made now, I don’t have a match recipe here so he can try it out.”

Xiao Guoshi and Yao Caizi had no gossip to listen to, so they had to talk about business matters, while the source of their gossip, head master Chu, was crying in annoyance.After running for a while, he suddenly stumbled under his feet, then removed the fingers covering his eyes, looked around, and ran outside the veranda.He had never seen such a majestic and magnificent Buddhist temple. He thought that he would not look at it for nothing, so he decided to think about Junior Brother Yin after he went back. He turned over and jumped into the corridor, and walked along to a Buddhist temple in front.

Such a thing as praying to gods and worshiping Buddha, he, a modern person who was brought up by atheism, would naturally not believe it, but in Xiao Guoshi's temple, he had to adapt to the situation, so as not to lose Xiao Yizhi.There are monks in each hall to guard the fireworks and burn incense for tourists. If anyone knows his identity, he will come and lead him to play around, burn incense and kowtow.

After visiting a few palaces and admiring the magnificent Buddha statues and murals, a young monk saw that he was bored, so he asked him if he wanted to draw lots to see his future.Fortune-telling will never go out of fashion, even people who are not superstitious want to play with it.When Chu Chengjun was bored, he immediately agreed. A monk brought him a tube of lottery, and he poured it all out to see what was written on it.

The little monk hurriedly stopped him and said: "Benefactor, you can't look at this lottery like this. If you want to shake out the talents by yourself, if you read them all in advance, you won't be sure."

Is there a rule for drawing a lottery?Head Chu turned the sticks back again, held the bamboo tube to listen to the monk's explanation, and then shook the stick tube according to what he said, until at the end of the shaking, one of the sticks fell out.Head Chu picked up the sign and looked at the writing on it, it said "Sun Shuao's hidden place on the seashore".

Seeing that he had drawn the lot, the little monk took him to the side hall to release the lot.A lot of people were already crowded in the hall, all of them came to untie the lottery. The head of Chu had a sharp eye, and at a glance he saw his junior brother Han and junior brother Yu queuing up. Junior sister Xu and junior sister Zhao seemed to have finished untiing the lottery. Gossip.When Sect Leader Chu entered, Junior Sister Xu happened to look up and was stunned for a moment, then came back to greet him: "Senior Brother Sect Leader is also here to release the lottery? I wonder what Senior Sect Leader is asking for?"

What else can you ask for?Isn't it over when you shake it out?The head of Chu thought for a long time what to ask to suit his status as the head, but his mind was full of how to deal with the relationship with Junior Brother Yin.

"With senior brother Yin?" The two junior sisters looked at him in disbelief, and then he turned his mind and said quickly: "Master Xiao said that we are going to enter the palace to meet the saint, so I want to take the place of junior brother Yin, Han and Yu. Junior Brother, Junior Brother, and Junior Brother Mo begging for a future." After he finished speaking, the air in his lungs was squeezed out, he took a quick breath, and saw that Junior Sister Xu and Junior Sister Zhao nodded their heads in bewilderment. Take it easy.

After queuing for a while, he squeezed to the side of the master who released the lottery, and gave him the lottery.The master took the lottery, looked at the poem on the reverse side, and read: "The fish and the dragon are mixed with the same meaning, and they are able to guard the cold pool before they can be saved. Unconsciously, as soon as the corner of the head raised, Yumen jumped to the Heavenly Palace. This is the top lottery, I don't know What is the benefactor asking for?"

Master Chu cautiously turned his head to look at the younger brothers and sisters who were gathering together to talk, and deliberately raised his voice and said, "Seeking fame!"

The master nodded and explained for him: "This signature says: Yumen has not penetrated the image. The benefactor has never met now, like fish and dragons. If you meet a noble person one day, you will be promoted, and you can jump in from Yumen. The Heavenly Palace is different from ordinary people. You can wait for the opportunity, and you will have a glorious day."

This sign is quite accurate.He is about to enter the palace, and Comrade Li is still promoted in the palace, so he will definitely be able to jump out of the Heavenly Palace. Didn't Master Xiao promise that he would be a great master in the future?Isn't this lottery a feudal superstition, and also has a scientific basis?Or did the old monk just hear him say that he was going to enter the palace, so he made up this story to lie to him?

Junior Brother Yu had already squeezed to his side, looked at the sign and asked, "Senior Brother, what does this sign mean, and how did Master solve it?" Truthfully told what the great monk said: "Master said that I, we brothers and sisters will be promoted by nobles in the future, and we will jump from the Yumen Gate to the Heavenly Palace. It is the darkness before dawn, and we will stand out after a while."

Brother Yu took the sign and recited it twice, then handed it back to him, and said, "Brother, I'm afraid that this sign is not about us. Our brothers are fish, and brother is a dragon. But the brother in charge has become an official." , we can naturally enjoy the blessings, and it’s okay if we don’t become officials. I’ll go and talk to my juniors, and it will make everyone happy.”

Head Chu went with him, and first talked to Junior Brother Han and the two junior sisters who came to draw lots together, and then went to find Junior Brother who was honestly staying in the meditation room, and Yin who took Junior Brother Mo for a walk. younger brother.It wasn't until after dinner that the news came from Xiao Guoshi's place, saying that Junior Brother Yao had a very high level of comprehension, outstanding literary talent, and had the same temperament as the Guoshi. The Guoshi asked him to stay for a few more days, and asked Master Chu and the others to go back first.

Junior Brother Yao also personally wrote a letter to explain why they couldn't go home together.The head of Chu saw that there was a personal letter written on the cover, and guessed that there might be something unpleasant to say, so he went back to the posthouse and closed the door at night before he dared to open the letter.There is only a simple sentence written in it: "Hurry up and make an invention, and in half a month, you will be able to face the holy face, and then dedicate it to the emperor, and we will be able to become officials."

At this level, I dare to be a writer.

The head of Chu burned the letter with a candle, and wiped the ashes that fell on the table with a wet rag to destroy the corpse.Just as he finished burning the writing paper and was throwing a rag into the basin, there was a light knock on the door outside, followed by a low voice: "Senior brother, it's me."

What are you afraid of?In the middle of the night, the head of Chu didn't dare to let him in, so he threw the rag into the basin, jumped onto the bed lightly, covered himself with the quilt, pretended to be lying down and shouted: "I'm asleep, Junior Brother Yin!" , let’s talk about it tomorrow.”

But Junior Brother Yin didn't leave, he pushed the door and walked in. After entering, he locked the door again and walked to the head of Chu's bed.The head of Chu was just at the time when he was suspicious of a dark ghost, so he rolled his eyes nervously, grabbed the quilt with both hands and pulled it up, wrapped himself tightly from the neck down, and forced a smile: "Junior Brother Yin, what's the matter with you?" Is it? If it doesn't matter, let's talk about it tomorrow."

He didn't care about his image anymore, he just wanted to distance himself from Junior Brother Yin first, and talk about it later.Yin Chengqin didn't know his painstaking efforts, so he just stood still by the bed, and said as if nothing happened: "Senior brother who is the head of the sect has drawn the top lottery today, which is a sign of great auspiciousness. I will come here to congratulate you again." He said as he said , and took out a very delicate little Jade Buddha from his bosom, held it with both hands and handed it to the head of the bed: "I asked for this in Long'an Temple, and it was said that it was consecrated by Master Xiao himself, and it can protect the wearer from disasters and diseases. Pengcheng is thousands of miles away, please don't give up on the senior brother who is in charge."

Master Chu was fully clothed, and he didn't dare to reach out to pick it up, but Junior Brother Yin couldn't do it even if his hands were hanging in the air, so he had to pull down his sleeves and expose his hands and wrists to pick it up.

Junior brother Yin didn't pay attention to etiquette with him, he stretched out his hand to support his head and neck, and hung the Jade Buddha around his neck for him, his eyes swept away, and he naturally saw the neat clothes on his body.The head of Chu was seen through by him, and he smiled awkwardly: "It's cold at night, and there is no brazier in the room, so I slept with my clothes on."

Yin Chengqin nodded and said: "Brother Sect Leader has been injured one after another a few days ago, his body is weaker than ordinary people, so he is naturally afraid of the cold. If you don't give up..." He unfastened his hands around his waist, untied the belt, and shook it off He sat down on the bed and took off his shoes and socks: "I'll sleep here tonight, so I can keep my brother warm."

The head of Chu was so frightened that his hair stood on end, he sat up with his back in his arms, and retreated to the wall to avoid being unavoidable, only to realize that he had lost his composure. It's cold, I'll just add another quilt to the bed, how can I disturb the junior brother's rest..."

At this time, Yin Chengqin's shoes and socks have all been removed, leaving only a white cloth underwear, which contrasts with his slender figure and handsome appearance, making him look even more handsome and handsome.He didn't seem to be able to see the mentality of the head, so he reached out and grabbed the corner of the quilt and covered himself: "Senior brother, the night is windy, you should lie down and cover yourself quickly, and don't let the evil wind invade."

The master didn't dare to lie down, propped his hands on the bed and tried his best to lean against the wall, not knowing what he was going to do.Junior brother Yin pulled the quilt and lay down, and asked him with a smile: "Didn't the senior brother of the sect master say today that he wants to overwhelm the foolish brother in terms of 'IQ'? I dare not disobey the elder brother's order. Although I don't have 'IQ' now ’, it’s okay to try it on this bed, right?”

Head Chu felt as if he had been struck by lightning, he huddled himself into a ball, and looked at this junior who was full of unhealthy thoughts in horror.

Is this kid a little shou?Whether it's attacking or receiving, he doesn't want to be suppressed... let alone be suppressed!Junior Brother Yin's face came closer to him at some point, and it became bigger and bigger. There was a gentle touch on his lips, which gradually turned into pressure, which stimulated Master Chu's brain to stop on the spot.