The Leisure Life of Orcs

That's none other than our poor(?) hero.

Lin Luo has been here for several days, but he still can't get out of this ghostly place that is as primitive as a virgin forest.Thinking of waking up in severe pain a few days ago, the bones of the whole body seemed to have been dismantled and reinstalled, and the internal organs seemed to be displaced. With difficulty, he supported the ridiculously large tree trunk next to him to stand up, and looked at the surrounding environment After a while, I wondered, this is not on an alien planet, the dark green leaves, thick black trunks, even the grass grows to the calf.Lin Luo wanted to move to the stream not far away, but was stunned by the scene in front of him. A long-haired mutant rabbit the size of a wild boar had just arrived next to the beautiful flower, and two rows of neat sawtooths appeared on the flower disc. The mutant rabbit standing on the ground disappeared into the two rows of shining teeth, leaving only a small tuft of short tail flicking at the teeth, well, this is a convulsion.

I thought it was a beautiful flower, um... well, the bright color should not be that of an ordinary flower, it should be similar to a poisonous mushroom. Lin Luo, who had already planned to stay away, now listed it as a cobra status.Lin Luo, who didn't know how far to hide, moved his feet carefully, and calculated in his heart that the "range" should not be so far.Lin Luo, who finally reached the water's edge, was stimulated by another scene, that is, the legendary piranha, who effortlessly dragged another unlucky rabbit into the water, and then attacked them in groups. After a while, the water surface was calm Yes, the fish in the water are gone, but for the hair, for the hair, the rabbit is gone, and there is no residue left, oh, ignore the poked hair on the top and the reddened stream.

Oh, Hallelujah, what kind of world am I in? Mom, God, the Jade Emperor, Avalokiteshvara, take me back to Earth, I don’t want to stay in “Mars”.

Going around a few trees, the water surface is as calm as usual. For a thirsty person who has not seen the danger hidden here, he must immediately go up and scoop up a handful of water to quench his thirst. Luo seems to have understood that this is really not on the earth anymore, and he is slowly getting used to this place where there are no villages and shops behind, and he is also slowly adapting to the bloody scenes that often appear.

After staying by the water for a while, seeing no change in the water surface, Lin Luo picked up a dry branch on the ground and poked the water surface (if there were piranhas, they would jump up and bite the branch immediately), seeing no movement, quickly scooped up clean stream water , stay a few steps away, and then drink in big gulps.The cold and slightly sweet water moistened his thirsty throat and flowed into his stomach. Lin Luo couldn't help but take a few more sips, it was so sweet...

Leaning against the tree, seeing strange birds flying in the sky, Lin Luo thought of the phrase "a bird fades out of his mouth", and gnawed unknown fruits every day, so he really wanted to eat meat.

I saw the strange bird parked in the tree branch, and left after a while, staring at the bird's nest, egg fried rice, egg drop soup, bamboo fungus and pigeon egg soup, I can't make complicated ones, but the minimum boiled eggs should be Can do it.The more he thought about it, the more he worked hard, Lin Luo swallowed the profuse saliva, quietly walked towards the target not far away, and stretched out his devil's claws.

"Alarm, alert!!!" A childish voice sounded.

"..." Lin Luo paused for a moment with the outstretched dog paw, and planned to continue to go to the bird's nest, hypnotized: I must be hallucinating, there is obviously no one around here.

"Danger, danger!!!" The child's voice that had subsided sounded again, and it was hard for Lin Luo to ignore it.

"Which bastard, get out." Seeing that the bird's egg was about to be obtained, he was interrupted by the voice again.

"Master, hello, I am No. hx007 intelligent brain of the L-star emulation human series, and I am here to serve you." That hateful voice sounded in his head.

Brain? ? Planet L? ?alien? ?Some YY novels I saw in college sounded, um, the summary is the advanced version of the computer, could it be that it brought me here, isn’t YY novels often written like this.After reacting, Lin Luo asked eagerly: "It's a powerful brain, so can I go back to Earth?"

"Earth? The master refers to the smoky planet that he stayed in before?" The doubtful voice sounded again.

Miasma?Well, the earth's environment has not been good in recent years, but it is not as bad as it describes.Lin Luo, who was no longer obsessed with this, replied obediently: "It's that planet."

Lin Luo just wanted to ask the humanized Zhinao if he could go back to Earth, but was interrupted by Zhinao's eager voice: "Master, leave quickly, the snake is coming."

snake? ! !Lin Luo was alert when he heard the unusual rustling of leaves, and found a dark green snake with thick wrists staring at him. He shuddered and retreated quickly. After reaching his temporary nest, he relaxed his back It was already dripping with cold sweat.

After his breathing calmed down, Lin Luo wiped the sweat from his forehead, and looked at the air in front of him gratefully. Although he still didn't know where Xiaomeng was and why he appeared suddenly, he let the other party's alarm tell him He escaped by snake mouth, he should be thankful.

Therefore, Lin Luo, who escaped and ascended to heaven, gratefully thanked a certain brain: "Thank you, brain."

"No, master." It was still a cold, robot-specific voice.

"By the way, Zhinao, you haven't said whether you can return to Earth?" Lin Luo asked excitedly at the thought of going home.

"Master, due to the impact of traveling through time and space on the brain, the brain system of the L star emulation human series hx007 has been severely damaged. Except for most of the data and detection and detection functions, other functions have been paralyzed and cannot be activated. Therefore, the function of the current intellectual brain cannot take you through time and space again."

Because the system is broken?After repairing it, can I travel again?Thinking of this, Lin Luo asked expectantly as if verifying it: "Is it possible to activate it after it is repaired, and then carry out the so-called time-space transformation again and return to Earth."

"In theory, yes." Zhinao broke out an exciting news.

Lin Luo asked again eagerly and incoherently: "Great, great, when can it be repaired?".

"do not know."

Throwing down, striking people without such.

"But there is another way." The dawn of hope rose again in Lin Luo, who was almost desperate.

"any solution?"

"The master is practicing cultivation. In 3500 AD, the whole people entered the ancient martial arts upsurge. By 4200 AD, the ancient martial arts were developed to the extreme by human beings, maximizing the development of human potential. The carrier of the intelligent brain of the L star emulation human series hx007 accidentally Before being sucked into the black hole and leaving our own planet, we just discovered the ancient relics of pre-human beings, and based on the excavated ancient relics, it can be inferred theoretically that if you practice to the extreme, you can cut through the void and roam freely between heaven and earth.”

Oh, Mygod, so the so-called gods of ancient times were real? !

"Then do you still have those materials related to cultivation?" As soon as the words fell, bursts of stabbing pains pierced into his forehead. When the pain in his head was gone, Lin Luo smiled wryly. These things are so illusory. Juechen, Nascent Soul, Soul Movement, Concentration, Spiritual Silence, Transcending Tribulation, and after that is the Mahayana period, which is about to ascend to the heaven.According to the relevant records, only after reaching the Nascent Soul stage can one return to other planets through the teleportation array, otherwise he cannot withstand the division of time and space, and his body and body will be destroyed, and his soul will be lost.Regardless of whether there is a teleportation array on this strange planet, it is very difficult to even practice to the Nascent Soul stage. This is really against the sky.

After thinking about it for a while, Lin Luo no longer had much hope, but he still decided to practice cultivation. After all, in this bloody world, self-protection requires strength.

Lin Luo originally wanted to ask Zhinao some things about this world, but when he thought about the appellation, Lin Luo decided to ask the other party's opinion: "Zhinao, I can't always call you Zhinao Zhinao, give You pick a name."

"Master, what name should you name your brain?"

"My last name is Lin Meng." Thinking of the cartoon-shaped little brain, waving a silver laser, dancing there, so cute~~~

"The intelligence brain has a name, Mengmeng, Mengmeng, Xiaomeng. From now on, the intelligence brain number hx007 of the L-star emulator series will be officially named Xiaomeng!"

Xiaomeng's tender child's voice kept echoing in her mind, and she kept calling her nickname in a cheerful tone.

Maybe it was affected by Xiaomeng's cheerfulness, and the negative emotions of panic and depression in the past few days when he first arrived in another world gradually dissipated. Otherwise, if Lin Luo was alone in this world with no one to speak, he might go crazy one day.

4. Meet ([-])...

After the thrilling "stimulation" just now, my empty stomach has already started to protest. Thinking of the round egg in the bird's nest that is about to be obtained, stop, I can't think about it anymore, I suck the suspicious crystal from the corner of my mouth, it's too embarrassing , Greedy like this for a bird's egg.However, Lin Luo doubled the danger of the world just after seeing the lustful might of the poisonous snake.

Lin Luo, who was walking while thinking, asked Xiaomeng: "I used to read those YY novels, saying that there are several types of cultivation, and they are equipped with different exercises. Can I practice this exercise?" Lin Luo couldn't help worrying, martial arts In the film, he goes crazy and becomes a lunatic at every turn, the classic case of Ouyang Feng, who is poisoned by the West, or suffers from internal injuries, and there are also Wuji perverted exercises such as the Sunflower Book, the evil sword manual and so on.Three black lines slid down from the forehead, Lin Luo began to growl in his heart, there is no perverted one, only more perverted ones.

As if knowing what the little master Lin Luo was thinking, Xiaomeng calmly extinguished Lin Luo's "crazy" thoughts, "Master, this is not what you think in your heart!"