Adult DVDs?

Kai (eyebrows twitch): Why this?

Yuanfang: Don't want to be full all day long...

Kai: ...then I'll give you [beep——] and [beep——] and...

Yuanfang: (with a pale face) Stop! !So nasty!

Kai (relaxed): ...

15 What gift do you want?

Kay: (stretching fingers away) Let him get naked on the bed.

Yuanfang: (stretching finger Kai) Let him go.Now.immediately.

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it like in general?

Kay: I don't want to get naked and go to bed.

Yuan Fang: (clenching fists, as if he didn't hear) Dissatisfaction... It should be this kind of self-importance, always feel that I should control everyone and control everyone's attitude.

Kai: I already have this ability.

Yuan Fang: Hmph...Master, I hate other people's meddling.

Moderator: Oops... There are big differences in this area...

17 Do you have a problem?what is it

Kai (with a cool look at the host): I think there is something wrong with you.

Host: Khan...

Yuan Fang (curling lips): He has many problems, brother fetishism, cleanliness, and he is also interested in inexplicable things.

Moderator: Oh?For example?

Yuanfang: He asked me what CP is before, and also asked me what is gay, what is gay, what is...

Kai: (reaches out and hugs the distance) You know me very well!

Yuan Fang (with a sinister smile): Mi Xiu also told me that you once asked him what it means to be "cute".

Kai (with a twitch of the brow): You know, your problem is... you never know how to control your curiosity, and you habitually seduce people.

Yuanfang: ... who tempted...

Kay: Shall I count it for you?Can you count with ten fingers?

Yuanfang: ...cough cough, next question, next question.

Host (in a low voice): Somehow, I feel that you really match each other very well.

18 What is the opponent's problem?

Kai (looks at Yuanfang): Same as above.

19 What did you do (including mistakes) that made the other person unhappy?

Kay: No matter what I do (emphasis added), it just makes the other person happy (looks away) right?

Yuanfang (face flushed): ...

Host (nods his head): What about the distance?

Yuan Fang: Hmph, I'll do mine, what do you want the other party to be happy about, and disappear as soon as possible if you're unhappy!

Host: Cough cough... As expected of Master Yuan, where is the gentleness and understanding that he claimed just now...

Yuanfang (Leng Sisi looked over): Do you have any objections?

Moderator: Don't dare! !

21 How far is your relationship?

Kai: [Beep——] It has been done many times, but it didn't reach the end.

Far away: Bastard!Don't say such things casually!

22 Where did two people meet for the first time?

Kay: Dating? ...Does going to Hong Kong count?

Yuanfang: Get lost, is that a date?That's because you insisted on following me!

Kay: Then go on a date next time.

Yuan Fang (startled for a moment, blushing): Who... who wants to make a... date with you... will...

Host: (covering heart) Inexplicably, the surrounding air has turned pink! !The awkward Xiaoyuan children's shoes, finally docile once!

23 How was the atmosphere between the two at that time?

Kai: If going to Hong Kong counts...it made him angry.

Yuanfang: Hmph, you know that too.

24 How far has it progressed then?

Kai: It’s still not the end (slowly watching the host) I should ask you about this matter, why is it always not the end.

Host: (cold sweat breaks out on the head) That... we have the same problem! ! ! (Holding head) I was notified to modify a slightly intense scene!We changed it five times (adding the title)!Five times, is there anything!Basically, a lot of shots were dropped!We don't want to either! (Start squatting in the corner to draw circles and think about it) [This refers to the last chapter, Chapter 19]

Kai & Yuanfang: …………………………

25 What is your favorite dating spot?

Kai & Yuanfang: ...No.

Host: Make sure to arrange a romantic date next time (nods and nods)

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Kay: ………………

distance:………………

Moderator: These two people really think seriously! ! ! !So touched! ! !

Kai & Yuanfang (speaking at the same time): Sure enough, [beep——] (adult DVD)...

host:…………………………

27 Which party confessed?

Kay: Did I say "I want you to be my thing" earlier?

Yuanfang: (blushing) That doesn’t count!I am not a commodity!

Kay: Oh...

Host: It seems that both of them have no intention of confessing yet?

Yuanfang (staring): Why do you want to confess?And the other party is still a big devil, or a man? !

Kai (frowning): I can make you speechless for three days.

Far away: Ah!Are you going to poison me!

Kay (sneering): No need, an intense tongue kiss that makes you swell from tongue to lip.

Far away: (quickly covering mouth)

Host: (The imagery is too sweet, nosebleeds)...help...

28 How much do you like each other?

Kai: ………………………

Far away: Hello! ! !What's up with this meaningful ellipsis!

Kai (looks up): Do you care about this question?

Yuanfang: ...No!I don't care.

Kai: ...Well... So far, I'm still thinking about whether this is a favorite or not.

distance:……

Kai: Angry?

Far away: None.

Kai: ... (kiss suddenly)

Far away: No! (stare - what are you doing!)

Kai: (ticks the corners of his mouth, and looks back—don’t be angry.)

Yuanfang: (Continue to stare back - I want you to control!)

Host: ... how long will you two ... keep eye contacting?

29 So, is that love?

Moderator: Well... this question can only be skipped at present. (Sigh, that's why people who are addicted to feelings can't always see their own mind clearly)

Kai & Yuanfang: (with awkward expression)......

30. What did the other party say that made you feel uncomfortable?

Kay (simply): Let's do it.

Far away: (a pillow smashes past)

Kai (looking sideways into the distance): ...

Yuanfang: ...Compared to talking... probably the eyes and movements make me feel more confused...

Moderator: Oh?for example?

Yuan Fang: Well... For example... When I woke up in the morning and saw his face, the emotions that would have been angry... would disappear, and I would feel inexplicably "forget it..." This kind of feeling is similar to... Soft heart, and then Let him go.

Kay: Doesn't that mean you like me? !

Yuanfang: Who likes you!No!

Kai: …………………

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of having a change of heart, what will you do?

Kai & Yuanfang (in unison): Get rid of the third party directly.

Host: Khan... You guys have an unexpected tacit understanding in this regard!

Yuan Fang: (suddenly explaining)...he (stretches finger Kai) does not change his mind, it has nothing to do with me, he is free to choose whoever he likes.

Kai: (lights a cigarette leisurely, looking indifferent)

Host: (...the relationship between the two...seems like they still have to go...)

32 Can you forgive the other party's change of heart?

Kay: He won't change his mind. (referring to the distance)

Yuan Fang: With my charm, if the other party changes his mind, it means that the other party's eyes are blind, so don't mind.

Host: (Applause!) Master Yuan is so confident!

33 What will you do if the other party is more than 1 hour late for a date?

Kai: I always pick him up directly.

Yuanfang: The other party came to pick me up.

34 Which part of the other person's body do you like most?

Kai: I like everywhere.

Yuan Fang (blush): ...hands... fingers... and... shoulders.

35 What is the other party's sexy expression?

Kai: When the [beep——] is high.

Far away: (another pillow smashes past)

The host (smiling) What does Yuanfang think?

Yuan Fang (sound like a mosquito): When [beep——]... when you look at me... your eyes...

Moderator: (gasps, covers heart) Overthinking, nosebleeds again...

36 What is the thing that makes your heart beat faster when two people are together?

Kai: It's cute when you show a little bit of a triumphant smile.

Yuanfang: Very strong... when I'm trapped... my heartbeat will speed up...

Host (looked for a moment): Huh?Could it be that Master Yuan...does he still have a slight... M potential?

37 Have you ever lied to someone?Are you good at telling lies?

Kay: Never lied.

Yuanfang (guilty): ...No, no.

Kai (looking sideways): Really?

Far away (turning the head)...no, no.

38 Do you feel the happiest when doing something?

Kai: do [beep——]

Yuanfang (face flushed): Enough!

39 Have you ever had a fight?

Kay: Yes, and often.

Far away: (nods).

40 What kind of quarrels are these?

Kay: I think it's for fun.

Yuan Fang: They are all shouting "Let me out!"

How to reconcile after 41?

Kai: Do [beep——] once you sleep and wake up, it will be fine.

Yuanfang: ...Asshole!

42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Kay: Are we lovers now? (turning head to look into the distance)

Yuanfang: No way (tilts his head to think)

Host: (holding the forehead) It’s hopeless, these two are hopeless! ! ! !

43 When will you feel "where you are loved"?

Kai: Sometimes the other party will be jealous because of me.

Yuanfang: (whispered) What a beautiful idea!


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