ancient and modern double wear

Today was the first day Yin Shuo officially got his textbooks, and when he entered the school, there were more voices pointing at him.His excellent hearing made it impossible for him to avoid those dissonant voices such as "This is the natural dumb". At first, Yin Shuo would ask Han Fu what the natural dumb was, but he stopped mentioning it after Han Fu's black face. .Do you still need to ask?Don't even think about it, it's just a fool like me who doesn't know anything.In fact, when I was in Datang, although I stayed a little bit, I was very good at catching thieves, at least I was a qualified catcher.

Han Fu saw that he was holding a lot of books and exercise books, 179 centimeters is obviously not short, but when he looked down from above, the little guy seemed to be buried in the books, "Are you tired?" Han Fu asked softly.

"I'm not tired. When I was practicing before, Master even punished me to carry a big cauldron." Yin Shuoyi said bitterly and sweetly.

Han Fu smiled wryly, "Today's class may not be understandable. I mainly hope that you can take a look at what ordinary people in this era do in a relatively simple school. Most of your homework is taught by me. Huh?"

Yin Shuo nodded.

The third-year students all came very early, and Yin Shuo's entry into the classroom today attracted all the attention.The table that was cracked yesterday, Yin Shuo thinned the edge of the crack with a sword, and Han Fu glued it together with high-efficiency adhesive, it is still usable today.Han Fu planned to wait until the end of the basketball club's evening training tonight to serve the little things for dinner, and secretly changed the table when there were only a few sleepy security guards in Yueheifeng High School.

The morning of the third year of high school is morning reading, everyone is used to memorizing English compositions, Yin Shuo's deskmate also buckles the book and reads sporadically, "DearPeter, Irememberoutoldmeyouwereinterestedin—"

Yin Shuo stuck out his tongue, the singing of the birds was terrifying, he kicked hard because he was hit by a door panel and stole again.Seeing the innocent smirk on his face, Han Fu knew that the child was not thinking of anything good, so he taught him patiently, "dear, it's my dear, it's a common and polite address."

Yin Shuo thought to himself, these Niaoguo people are really unreal. If they are important to him and can be ranked second, then they should not be considered polite; if they are really as important as they say, they should be more important than themselves. It's still important, why is it second.However, stealing other people's things will be caught. It seems that it is the same in ancient and modern China and abroad.

Looking at him, Han Fu knew that it was useless to explain too much, and it was useless to make others feel strange, so he settled down with the little guy and went out.The basketball coach also has to go to work. Although college doesn't have to be as early as high school, Shen Song, the captain, definitely reassures him, but he has to go to the morning training.

Li Yueyuan came to the golf club today, but because the inspection has not been done, and the official processing results have not come out, he can only stand aside and watch.Shen Song accompanied the players in the 17-meter sprint, keeping a close eye on each group, which was much better than his own coach.However, University Z has always had a tradition of captain authority, and the coach is only a mysterious existence as the spiritual leader and the team's last hole card.Therefore, the captain of the University Z basketball team has a high reputation in the entire college basketball circle. Players who have been captains at University Z can directly serve as head coaches in some middle school teams.

The players saw that the coach was working harder. Han Fu saw that Li Yueyuan was taking notes with a notebook. He walked over curiously and saw that he was tracking and recording everyone's mistakes. Li Yueyuan said, "Every time they do Song Tidy up by myself, just fine to stand with nothing to do—"

Han Fu smiled, and said something when he felt sorry for his lover.Although I will laugh at you, but you can laugh back later.

"Coach, allow me to go up. Watching everyone practice itchy hands." Li Yueyuan said.

Han Fu said, "Seeing the referee's hand itching even more, I don't know my last name until I go up and beat him twice."

Li Yueyuan was helpless, "I promise, there are no special circumstances, and I won't be so impulsive next time. Coach, Ah Song pressured me to write the [-]-word "Inspection" at home, please let me go."

"It's your own fault." Han Fu showed no sympathy.

"Why do you have to do "Inspection" during the evening training? Is it to kill my chicken to show this little monkey Yin Shuo?" Li Yueyuan said dissatisfied.

"The first thing a child does when he enters the house is to learn the rules. It is said that there is no rule without rules. It is my responsibility to give unclear orders. It is your fault to ignore the rules. If you make a mistake, you will be punished. Only when everything is clear can punishment be counted. Be polite, and you will feel that it makes sense, and you will change it." Han Fu was rare and serious.

"So, I am the target." Li Yueyuan wrote on the paper that No. 12 started too slowly, and looked up at Han Fu.

Han Fu said, "Reflect on yourself. Why, no matter where you are, you are the one who is taken out as a target."

"Yes." Li Yueyuan stood up straight.

Han Fu watched Shen Song supervise the training, and then helped Shen Song do individual physical fitness and flexibility exercises. Shen Song asked him to press his legs for him. Han Fu pressed against his feet and gently helped him turn his body. Shen Song did well I work very hard, and I am not in a hurry for success, but every point is very attentive.Li Yueyuan watched it for a while and finally couldn't help it, "I'll do it."

Han Fu shook his head, "If you don't change your habit of being jealous, you'll be fine."

Li Yueyuan said bluntly, "You are happy when I touch Han Yinshuo's waist and put it against his face."

Shen Song turned pale with anger, but he couldn't yell at him directly in the basketball club, so he lowered his voice, "Are you finished? Thirty laps! Come back after running."

Li Yueyuan raised his eyebrows, "Why!"

Shen Song said, "I am the captain!"

Li Yueyuan still said, "Why!"

Shen Song said, "I am Shen Song."

Li Yueyuan stood for a while, then left. On the 400-meter runway, the sweat of a handsome guy broke the hearts of the girls watching.

Han Fu smiled, "You still can control him."

"Yueyuan has a bad temper, but he is always tolerant to me." Shen Song said.

Han Fu then helped him lower his legs, "Don't be too harsh on yourself, take your time."

Shen Song didn't speak, but worked harder, until the end of the training, he commented on everyone's morning training, and still stayed in the weight room to do individual training alone.

Han Fu gave him a clean towel, "Did you get irritated by Yin Shuo yesterday?"

Shen Song wiped his sweat lightly, "I thought Yue Yuan was the only one with that kind of physical abnormality, but I didn't expect that even Junior Han couldn't compare to him. I'm the captain, if I can't do it myself, how can I teach others."

Han Fu said, "You don't need to compare with him, just like you don't need to compare with me. We belong to another dimension." Although he was joking, he was not lying.

"I hope to be able to take on the burden of Z University. Qiu Yuchen, who was a basketball myth back then, Fei Jingyu who went abroad, and He Xu, who has a promising future, are all the souls of Z University's basketball club. Z University I won the championship for five consecutive times, but only won the quarterfinals last year, I can't let the honor of the Z Big Basketball Club be ruined in my hands." When Shen Song said this, the expression on his face was shocking.

Han Fu smiled, "Don't push yourself too hard. You are already the best point guard in CUBA."

Shen Song said, "I remember Senior Qiu Yuchenqiu said that only those who have no sense of responsibility will take it as a pity that they won the first place and their team lost the game. For those who really understand what a team is, the bigger the gap, the more shameful it will be. "

Han Fu rubbed his head, "I have always been very strict in leading people. But looking at you, I don't want to force you. Don't let yourself get hurt, otherwise, I will let you know what pain is."

Shen Song nodded, "Yes!"

Han Fu is here to worry about, Yin Shuo is working hard at school.Labor to accompany the exam.

Mathematics test, high school math test, as a classmate Yin who is dumbfounded by the square root, he doesn't even have a concept of how to fill in the blanks with ABCD.Therefore, Yin Xiaoshuo, who was taught to be honest since he was a child, confessed to be lenient when he was squinted by the math teacher a lot, "I'm sorry teacher, I really don't know it at all."

"U, look, this is the complete work, A and B are the subsets of U, look at the picture, you can calculate this question, you can see it by turning your brain around your calf and exhaling your eyes Well." The math teacher was anxious.Why can't this student know anything.

"But, this, which one is U?" Zi said, sensitive and eager to learn, he was not ashamed to ask.Han Yu said, the teacher preaches the truth and imparts karma to solve doubts.Classmate Yin Xiaoshuo strongly developed the teacher's function, and the math teacher's eyes widened.

"Look at the picture, isn't this a U, this is a U!" You poke your finger slowly, this table was just glued yesterday, and it can't stand the toss.

It turns out that this is U, you have to learn bird language even if you are not a bird language class.Han said that it was called rainy, which meant that when he took this class, his mood became cloudy and rainy.

"Teacher, I'm sorry. I haven't studied at all because I was sick since I was a child, so I don't understand what you said. I'm sorry, teacher, to trouble you." The universal sentence that Han Qian insisted on last night is today After using it, Yin Xiaoshuo expressed that he was in a good mood.

"I haven't been to school. So how good are you in mathematics? Functions?" the teacher asked.

Yin Shuo shook his head, I knew about Han Fu.

I don't know the function, so how far can I get, "Has no one taught you mathematics before?"

Yin Shuo nodded, "Taught me. When I was very young, my master taught me "Nine Chapters". It is said in "Li Baoshi", "Raising the sons of the country to teach the Tao is to teach the six arts: one is called five rituals, two is called six music, three is called five shooting, four is called five controls, fifth is called six books, and six is ​​called nine numbers." They are all very important, and I have read "Shu Shu Ji Yi"." Yin Shuo thought to himself, his own arithmetic is the best, and Alian is not as good at it by himself.

The math teacher was dumbfounded, "Uh, what is your family doing?"

Seeing this expression, Yin Shuo knew that he had said something strange again, "Oh, I'm sorry, teacher, I was joking just now."

"Crack!" The teacher slapped the table, "You're entertaining me! Do it! I'll watch you do it. If you can't finish it, follow me. Wherever I go, you can do it with me! I've never seen such a student, What's wrong with having a backstage, with a backstage you can entertain the teacher!"

Yin Shuo was stunned, what to do, he got into trouble again.

So, the poor Yin Xiaoshuo turned his schooling into a study tour. He traveled around two classes and three classes with his math teacher. He didn't gain anything from these four classes. At least he knew that multiple-choice questions can be filled in with four eggs. of.

But after completing the multiple-choice questions, Yin Shuo couldn't do them anymore.

At noon, Han Fu came to pick Yin Shuo up for dinner, and saw the little guy standing pitifully at the door of the mathematics teaching and research group holding a paper, his eyes were watery, like a sick kitten with a sore throat watching him unable to eat ham sausage.Han Fu's heart ached to death, "What's wrong?"

"Teacher Teng said I am entertaining him." The little guy pursed his lips, his voice changed.I'm so hungry, so embarrassing.Standing here even with long hair, as if being visited, anyone who came over would have to glance. The water dispenser at the entrance of the corridor was broken at all, but those girls insisted on bringing an empty cup to pick it up.A lack of heart such as Yin Shuo can see it, they are fake when they receive the water to see that they are real.I'm not a monkey performing arts, and I haven't done anything wrong. If I don't lie, I will be fined to stand?

Han Fu knew that Teacher Teng, who taught mathematics, was not a bad person. He helped Yin Shuo to choose this class.Teacher Teng is a good person except for being a bit poisonous.Han Fu knew that this little guy would cause trouble if he didn't look at it. He rubbed the little thing's head, "You just stand there obediently. I'll go and see the situation, and I'll take you to dinner later. I'll buy glutinous rice balls as an extra meal. OK?"

Yin Shuo was immediately happy, but still tugged at the hem of his clothes, Han Fu really felt that he had picked up a son.Rubbing his hands and going into the office, Teacher Teng was so angry that his throat was smoking. He heard from a teacher at the next table that Teacher Teng taught Yin Xiaoshuo to drink too much water.

Han Fu prepared the shopping card and waited for it. Ever since he sent Yin Shuo to school, he carried this shopping card with him. It is not good to give the teachers anything else. Everyone is dragging their families with them. It is better to let them buy it by themselves. Things are real.

"Mr. Teng—" Han Fu went up to meet Mr. Teng as soon as he saw him.

Teacher Teng gasped with anger, "Han, is that Han Yinshuo's elder brother? You kid, he's so obedient! I saw him very well-behaved in the first class, he's so obedient! Play me like a ball, pinch it!" In your hand, if you want it to be round or flat, you can flatten it!"

Han Fu was also scared, why, Xiao Shuo did it again.This kid can't be so courageous, he didn't beat him lightly last time. "Teacher, my Xiao Shuo has never been educated since he was a child. He has been in poor health. It's all—"

"Come on, Parent Han, don't use these words to shame me. I haven't studied before, so I just open my mouth about "Zhou Li" or "Nine Chapters". Then play me like a fool." Teacher Teng said .

Han Fu smiled and explained, "I'm sorry. There may be a misunderstanding. My Xiao Shuo likes to read some ancient books, but he really didn't go to school, and he really doesn't know anything about what he is learning now." It's hard to be a parent, miss him Han Fu In 2311, the so-called merits and demerits are irrelevant, and taking the head with a snap of the fingers, has never been such a waste of words.

Unexpectedly, when Teacher Teng heard this, he slapped the table angrily, "Children are ignorant to play, and they fool people like this without their parents! Parents Han! Look for yourself! Look for yourself! Your brothers think I It’s fun, isn’t it?” Teacher Teng pulled out a paper.

Han Fu saw the answer sheet, 12 multiple-choice questions, ABCD filled in like ghost symbols, but they were all correct.This time even Han Fu's expression turned ugly, "Is this—Han Yinshuo's paper?"

Teacher Teng said, "Black and white! I won't fill it in by myself."

Han Fu really believed it, because Yin Shuo couldn't write ABCD, and all the letters he filled in the blanks reflected the traces on the paper, and ordinary students would never do this kind of thing.Seeing this situation, even Han Fu didn't know how to explain it. If the child was deceived, then Teacher Teng would still tear him and Yin Shuo apart.

Han Fu called Yin Shuo in, "Xiao Shuo, what's going on? How do you know the answer is like this?"

Yin Shuo was surprised, "Teacher Teng told me."

Teacher Teng almost jumped up, his huge belly almost touched the table, "You spout blood! When did I say that, when did I say that!"

Han Fu grabbed Teacher Teng who ran away violently, "Teacher, don't be impatient, let Xiaoshuo speak slowly."

Yin Shuo hid behind Han Fu, Han Fu stretched out his hand to pull him in front of him, but held his shoulder tightly, not letting others bully him at all.

Yin Shuo then said, "I don't know which one to choose, but I feel Teacher Teng standing beside me, you will be angry for whichever question I do—the anger in your eyes will always stop at that, rainy—"

Han Fu quickly said, "Options."

Yin Shuo nodded, "Yes. It's the qi in your eyes that will focus on that option, which is very strong, so I chose according to your instructions."

Before Yin Shuo finished speaking, Han Fu dialed the phone, "Hello—"

Yin Shuo looked at Han Fu suspiciously, only to hear a "boom", and Teacher Teng fell to the ground.

Han Fu continued to talk on his mobile phone, "Emergency Center, this is Bird International Education School. The patient fainted due to an unexpected situation, suspected to have a history of hypertension and diabetes."

Yin Shuo looked at Han Fu, "Han, you are the god."

Han Fu helped Teacher Teng to the chair, and gave Yin Shuo a hard look, "Use your brain before you say anything! If you don't use your brain, I'll use your ass!"