ancient and modern double wear

Chapter 71 [Fanwai 3] Yin Xiaoshuo's story of cheating

"Xiao Shuo, get up." Parent Han patted the back of the child in his arms, but the child just burrowed deeper into his arms.

"The sun is drying the ass." The child curled up when he heard the word "ass", and grabbed his pajamas directly, and made a sound like a little sheep in his throat.

Han Fu was helpless, Yin Xiaoshuo didn't get up, and he tried not to let him get up, because he wanted to rub his chest, and because he didn't feel comfortable sleeping without holding him.Han Fu had no choice but to close his eyes, and pulled up the quilt by the way, "Xiao Shuo, sleep for another 5 minutes."

Yin Xiaoshuo just rubbed against his arms, and continued to sleep with peace of mind.

Five minutes later, Han's parents, who kept their word, carried the child out of the quilt. Yin Xiaoshuo was sleepy, and let Han Fu take off his pajamas for him but refused to change, "I don't want to go to school."

Han Fu is helpless, little friend Yin Shuo, do you really think you are five years old?

"Get up, you haven't been to school for several days. Didn't you agree to go today?" Han Fu coaxed him.

"Today's class is at eight o'clock, it's too early." Yin Shuo was talking, but he refused to open his eyes.

Han Fu had no choice but to go to class at [-]:[-]. If it was normal, he would be asked to get up for morning exercises after [-]:[-]. "The first section is ancient Chinese. Don't you learn it very well?"

"I'm not going." The child hugged the quilt and wrapped himself into a little snowman.

"Xiao Shuo!" Han Fu's face darkened.

"I won't go, and I won't get up either. There is no porridge cooked by Han himself." Yin Shuo began to cheat.

Han Fu was speechless, obviously he couldn't get up and cook because he was hugged by you too much, "Get up now, Han will cook for you what you want to eat."

The child then lay down again with peace of mind, "Red date cake, peanut and purple rice porridge, fried egg with mushroom and ham, fragrant dried bell pepper, black sesame mixed with shredded kelp, and veal cubes, all fried until tender."

"Can you finish eating?" Han Fu was helpless.

"Call me up to eat when you're done." The child covered his head with a quilt.

"I want to eat jujube hair cake, why didn't you say yesterday, when will it be steamed early in the morning." Han Fu said, coming up to pull the child's quilt.

Yin Xiaoshuo stopped squinting this time, his eyes were still wide open, and even watered, "I knew Han didn't love me now, and Han thought about throwing me away."

"Okay, if you don't want to go to school, don't go to school. I'll ask for leave for you." In the past two days, if something didn't go according to his wishes, the child would use it as an excuse. Han Fu was wronged, so he had to go along with everything.

"I don't want to eat jujube hair cake anymore, I want sesame sauce rolls." The child said.

"Okay, I see." Han Fu then continued his life as a chef.

After buying the freshest vegetables from the morning market, Han’s parents began to work in the kitchen. A child in comfortable house clothes with slippers on came over with warm water. Han Fu lowered his head and took a sip of the straw, “You’ll be good if you don’t go to school.”

The child pouted, and Han Fu had no choice but to squat down and put his face close to him, "Go and make a phone call to see if those two are free."

"Brother Li said they have already eaten it." The child watched Han Fu stir the bell peppers in the frying pan.

Han Fu smiled. Of course, who would be as arrogant as his Xiao Shuo, sleeping until the sun was high before getting up to order a big meal, "Go and recite your books, there is still a while."

Children don't go, "I learn to cook from Han."

Han Fu knew that he was too lazy to study, and he didn't want to scold him early in the morning, but he continued to be busy.The child was excited to see Han Fu ignore him, "I knew that Han Fu doesn't love me anymore, and I still want to—"

Han Fu blocked his mouth with dried tofu, and the aroma of steamed rolls came from the steamer, "Okay, it's been a week since I picked you up, and it's time to think about when to start studying."

Yin Xiaoshuo stood next to Han Fu with his textbook in his arms and read "Zhuang Xin Said King Zhuang of Chu". Han Fu knew that the child was very clingy to him, so he also laughed.

When the breakfast was served, everything was loved by children, so it was unavoidable to eat too much. When the little flower roll was the third one and was desperately trying to put an egg roll in it, Han Fu said helplessly, "This is the last one."

"If you don't let me eat, I know that Han doesn't love me now." The classic lines came on stage, and Han Fu could only rub the child's smooth long hair, "You also know that you won't love you." The sheath was still rubbing against Yin Shuo's loose blade, Yin Xiaoshuo was biting the flower roll while leaning against Han Fu, lazily opening his mouth to ask him to feed him beef.

"I can't drink it anymore." Sure enough, I can't finish the porridge.Han Fu shook his head, and he swept up Yin Shuo's leftovers with half of the unfinished flower rolls. The child was happy now, and helped Han Fu clean up the table. When Han Fu finished everything, he saw the child holding the book again Leaning against the door, Han Fu said, "Don't look at it just after eating, go for a walk."

Therefore, Han Yinshuo, who is more than 1000 years old, really lived the life of the elderly walking in flower beds.

The two of them were chatting one after another, and Han Fu finally got to the point, "Why don't you want to go to school?"

Yin Xiaoshuo licked his lips, the morning sun poured down generously, outlining his outline into an intoxicating golden color, even the cunning was extraordinarily moving, "No."

Han Fu didn't ask any more questions, but talked to him about other things, and listened to him talk about the scenery of Chang'an.Also tell him what the Tianshan School was like in 2311.Time was like fine sand gliding over the skin of the two of them, Yin Xiaoshuo felt that digestion was almost over, so he simply went home.

The first thing I did after returning home was to turn on the computer, go to the Tianya forum, and see that Kangxi was coming. Before I knew it, I found the Qiyi video telling him that you have watched the video for three hours and 25 minutes today.Han didn't come over to call for someone, the child's heart tightened suddenly.

"Han." Watching the video and seeing the dazed child rubbing his temples, Han Fu just handed over the freshly squeezed apple juice, "What do you want for lunch?"

Yin Shuo suddenly felt wronged, "I—"

"Is there any class in the afternoon?" Han Fu asked.

"Well—yes." In the afternoon is oral English class.

"This is the conversation for group practice in the afternoon. I typed it up for you," Han Fu said.

"Han—" the child opened his mouth.

"Han doesn't love you now?" Han Fu looked at him and smiled.Why did Yin Shuo feel that Han Fu's smile was so terrifying.

"Go to class in the afternoon." Han Fu didn't use that tone of discussion this time. Although he didn't look fierce at all, Yin Xiaoshuo was still taken aback.

"I--"

Han Fu turned his head slightly and looked at him with interest.

"I'm going to endorse." Yin Shuo said.

"Xiao Shuo." Han Fu stopped him.

Yin Shuo turned his head and looked at Han Fu cautiously. In the past two days, he ate snacks, watched TV, slept in, didn't train, and completely forgot about studying. Any mistakes can be covered up, but when Han really gets serious, the child also knows how to write when he is afraid of words.

Han Fu stood up and gently held his hand, "I'll carry it with you."

"What do you think about today's TV programs" Han Fu asked him.

"Well, I think they are—are—sorry, I—" the child lowered his head.

Han Fu carefully wrote the phonetic symbols for him to read, and also marked the stress, so Yin Xiaoshuo followed him to read it again, terrible, and continued the short text.

The whole passage is not long, but there are too many unfamiliar words, plus you have to memorize, "expect", Han Fu taught him again, Yin Shuo buried his head low, and learned Han Fu silently. He stood up and said to cook, "What do you want to eat?" The tone was still gentle, but Yin Shuo didn't dare to be picky, "Anything is fine."

He still likes to be a child, but Yin Shuo always feels that eating is not so confident, as if he shouldn't watch TV this morning.Han Fu didn't rely on Han Fu when he was done eating, he stood obediently holding the printer paper and endorsing the book, reading English words in his mouth, but his mind was filled with the sound of water splashing when Han Fu washed the dishes.

"Have you memorized it?" Han Fu came over and asked.

"Uh—" Memorizing English is always slow, and I haven't learned it for a long time.

Han Fu smiled, "A quarter of an hour."

"Han!" The little guy was anxious.

Han Fu didn't look back, so he used his trump card again, "I knew you didn't love me anymore, and you still want to throw me away!"

Han Fu turned his face away, Yin Xiaoshuo shrank his head as if he had done something wrong, Han Fu said, "Ten minutes."

"I knew it, didn't I just know how to memorize it!" Sure enough, the child was wronged, and you obviously didn't say you would memorize it, and you didn't say you couldn't do it when I watched the video. Isn't this not teaching and punishing? "You just don't hurt me!"

"5 minutes." Coach Han's temper is really not very good.Student Yin Xiaoshuo, please be blessed, I have put up with you for a week.

"What do you think about today's TV programs" protest invalid, had to continue to work hard. 5 minutes is of course very long if it is used as a penalty, but it is definitely very short when it is used for endorsement.

Han Fu took the paper from the child's hand, "Recite it."

Sure enough, this complexion will not bear fruit today, "You didn't say you would memorize it, and I didn't watch the video on purpose, if you said it earlier, I—"

"Just one word." Han Fu's attitude became serious.

"I——What——" The person who knows the current affairs is Junjie, and before it becomes a single letter, the child begins to recite it.Why every bad luck starts with English.

"Perhaps, she'stoopicky sometimes. Yes, that—" I still get stuck.

"What is that?" Han Fu asked.

Yin Xiaoshuo bit his lip.

Han Fu didn't look up, but just looked at the printing paper in his hand, as if the torn paper was worth more than the treasure map.

"That—" the child pronounced the words into rice balls, and rubbed his feet in the slippers nervously.

Han Fu raised his head and turned the paper back on the table.

The child pitifully avoided Han Fu's gaze, but he couldn't escape his spotlight-like gaze after all, "Is it okay not to fight?"

Han Fu looked at the child's wrinkled face, "I really feel that I don't hurt you now, little friend Han Yinshuo, you haven't hurt for a long time."

"Han!" The child begged for mercy.

Han Fu immediately pulled him over, stripped off his trousers and pressed them on his legs, "Slap!" He slapped him, "Yes, that's right. But except for that, I think she's nice."

Yin Xiaoshuo had no way out, "I agree with you."

"Crack!" Another slap.

"I—I agree with you, that's right." Yin Xiaoshuo expressed his sadness.

"Ah!" Another slap, not lightly, the child's little butt was actually red.

"I——I—" Is it necessary to repeat, "Yes, that's right. Butexcept for that, I think she's nice. I agree with you."

"Crack! Crack!" This time it was two slaps on the buttocks, one left and one right.

Han Fu's palm was big, thick, and strong. When he slapped Yin Xiaoshuo twice, Yin Xiaoshuo was so painful that he wanted to jump off his leg. The child quickly begged for mercy, "I was wrong! I shouldn't sleep in, I shouldn't If I don’t go to school, I shouldn’t know how to recite books, I shouldn’t just watch videos, Han, I was wrong, and I don’t dare to do it again.”

It was another slap, this time, it was a slap and two buttocks, "Did I make you admit your mistake?"

Yin Xiaoshuo was stupid, he was wrong to endorse, and it was wrong to admit his mistakes.

Han Fu continued to repeat, "I think she's nice."

"I——" The child dared not answer the words.

Han Fu put his palm on Yin Xiaoshuo's hip, "Do you want me to tell you the correct answer?"

The child nodded repeatedly.

"Five strokes of the board." Han Fu said.

The child frowned. What he was most afraid of was the board. Did he really want to hit it?However, if you don't agree, you can't figure out where your mistakes are, and you don't know how many times you will suffer today.

Han Fu raised his hand again.

"I, I, I—" the child was anxious.

"Crack!" It was so crisp that the hand was bounced back with such force.

"I'm going to get the board!" Sure enough, I was afraid.

The child hurriedly got down from Han Fu's lap to get the board, and when he lay back down again, his two white and tender calves kept trembling. However, the five slaps on the board were not harsh, but just casually patted Yin Shuo's buttocks. The ground was burning hot, but I couldn't understand more and more. After Han Fu finished beating and put the board aside, he lifted half of his body. Yin Shuo half-kneeled on Han Fu's lap, although his buttocks were swollen from the beating. It seemed uncomfortable, but I held back.

Han Fu rubbed his eyebrows carefully, "I think she's nice. Xiao Shuo, how can you say I agree with you when I praise other women for being nice."

"So—" Yin Shuo was stunned.

Han Fu gently kissed Yin Shuo's lips, took a sip, then smiled and put his hands through his knees and hugged him in his arms, "So, you should say, Idon'tthinkso.Inmymind, Hanisthebest."

"You! You're cheating!" Yin Shuo was insane. It was such a foolish reason that he was beaten so many times.

Han's parents smiled brightly, "Do you think that only Yin Shuo can play tricks?"

Yin Xiaoshuo was so angry that he punched Han Fu on the chest, "Oh!" The wound on his buttocks started to hurt again.

Han Fu picked him up and put him on the chair, wrapped his arms around his waist, and slapped him again. Yin Xiaoshuo squeezed Han Fu's shoulders, and he was a hero who knew the time and affairs in the midst of protest and surrender, "Okay, I shouldn't have cheated and didn't go to school, I lost."

Han Fu smiled like a fox, "I agree with you."

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