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Sure enough, Wang Maogang pointed at Yin Shuo, "You! Your hair is so long! You are neither male nor female, what the hell!"

Yin Shuo didn't say a word, the blade on Yin Shuo's waist made a loud noise, Yin Shuo stretched out his hand and patted it lightly, Wang Mao just got into the line suddenly, rushed over, stretched out his hand to pull Yin Shuo, still cursing, "What are you doing! Report—"

Wang Maogang hadn't finished speaking, but the finger that stretched out suddenly bled.Yin Shuo was helpless, Lian Ren's temper was too great.

Wang Mao was stunned, but couldn't connect the injury with Yin Shuo, and continued to yell, but because of some unknown fear, his voice became much quieter, "Have you reported it? Just move around!"

Yin Shuo looked at him, "Can't you move?" The child looked innocent, "But, you have to move your mouth when you speak."

The boys around laughed.

Wang Mao just exploded, "You are impoverished! Say it again!"

Yin Shuo was quite serious, "You asked me to say it, and I moved my mouth."

The people around laughed even harder.

Wang Maogang became angry from embarrassment. Originally, he wanted to give these students a bad start. How could he compromise easily now? He stretched out his hand to grab Yin Shuo, thinking that he must teach this ignorant student a lesson, but Yin Shuo turned sideways to avoid it. .His figure is extremely fast, he can't see moving and flashing, and he won't cause chaos in the team, but Wang Mao just stretched out his hand a few times, but he couldn't even touch the corner of his clothes.

Wang Mao was in a hurry, his face was swollen like a traffic light that had been rained and dusted, with a dark red color full of earthy smell.

Yin Shuo dodged a few times to see how he was unwilling to let go, and the sword in his waist was about to be overwhelmed. The child said, "Don't touch me! Invisible sword energy is not fun!"

As soon as he said this, Lian Ren gave Wang Maogang another blow, and Wang Maogang was forced to take a step back.

But the students around couldn't feel it. They just heard Yin Shuo's threats and saw Wang Maogang backing away like a robot, and couldn't stop laughing.

Wang Maogang was really anxious this time, "You! What's your name?"

"Han Yinshuo." Yin Shuo was helpless, why did he always do this trick.It's the same on TV, the ignorant villain always wants to give the protagonist a chance to raise his head and tell everyone his name.

"You come out for me!" Wang Maogang's eyes were red.

Yin Shuo came out.

Wang Maogang stretched out his hand to pull Yin Shuo's arm, but after all, he felt lingering fear. It was as if he was swept up by air pressure just now, it was so evil.And the finger was really cut, but he refused to give up, "Your hair is unqualified! Do you know!"

Yin Shuo was not afraid of this trick, "I have been sick since I was a child, and my hair cannot be cut. The school knows about it."

"Sick! What's wrong! Mother's disease!" It was nothing at first, but once the words came out, it became ugly.

Yin Shuo ignored him and turned his eyes to look elsewhere.

Wang Mao was just bored and refused to let it go, so he had no choice but to put on airs as an instructor, "You students, you still say you are an elite! College students are not so rude! You! Fifty push-ups!"

Yin Shuo pouted indifferently, fifty push-ups, nothing.As soon as the child pressed his arms neatly, his body stood up.With just this one action, Wang Maogang and deputy platoon leader He Qin could tell that this kid is not simple.After all, they are trained, and the experts will know if they have it as soon as they reach out.Originally, Wang Mao just saw that Yin Shuo was very slender, and thought that these fifty push-ups would definitely calm him down, but he didn't expect Yin Shuo to be quite agile.Each one is very standard, and the movements are still very smooth. Fifty ones are finished in a while, and the child jumped up again without even breathing.

Yin Shuo let out a sigh of relief, to be honest, he was still a little tired.Especially the wound on the butt that is still not healed, nasty Han.The child complained in his heart.

Wang Maogang is now speechless.Yin Shuo's family has already received all the punishments, so if you pick things up again, it doesn't mean that you are unreasonable.So, he gave a vicious roar and went back to the team, and Yin Shuo went back again.

This incident was an episode in Yin Shuo's eyes, but everyone didn't think so.The spread of gossip is always very fast. The story of Han Yinshuo's wit fighting Wang Maogao has been reinterpreted in countless versions before reaching Han Fu's ears.

Han Fu's first reaction when he heard the news was: How unreasonable!

My second reaction was that I had to watch Xiao Shuo carefully these two days.

"I am your platoon leader Wang Maogang, and some people call me Yan Wanggang. The person next to me is deputy platoon leader He Qin. We will be in charge of training for the next fifteen days. Don't blame me for not saying hello in advance. Since it is military training, I will demand you with the standards of a soldier! Put away all your squeamish bad habits!" Wang Mao just started to show off his prestige, "One by one, what are you doing dumbfounded! Answer!"

Yin Shuo was used to the response atmosphere of the basketball club, and immediately responded, "Yes!"

As a result, everyone didn't keep up with his speed, and they were not used to coming and going. This response turned into Yin Shuo's personal show.

Wang Maogang snorted coldly and started talking.

Listening to him, Yin Shuo said that Wang Maogang's military posture was very straight, "In terms of internal affairs, I want to say that we must achieve the six-no-five unity, four cleanliness, three cleanliness, and two requirements! The dormitory must be kept tidy and clean. , orderly..."

So, everyone listened to the guidance of Wang Maogang and He Qin and started to tidy up. The floor was swept very clean, and now it was mopped to shine. Everyone was busy in the dormitory, arranging their daily necessities according to the instructors' instructions.After more than two hours of tossing like this, everyone was so tired that their backs ached. Although the housework was simple, it turned out to be really exhausting.

Wang Maogang and He Qin looked around the dormitory, giving pointers from time to time.At 11:30, Wang Maogang gave an order to open the door of everyone's room and come out to stand in front of their dormitories.

Everyone was a little nervous, because they had heard from the seniors in the previous class that the internal affairs were relatively strict on the first day of military training.Sure enough, as soon as Wang Mao entered the first bedroom, he immediately threw a coat that was neatly folded on the quilt to the floor, "No clothes are allowed on the bed! Didn't I just say that!"

The boy ran in to pick it up, but was pushed out by Wang Maogang, "Who let you in!"

Then he touched the top of the cabinet in the room. Everyone's cabinets were wiped clean, but no one on the top of the cabinet could notice that they were all children with no life in their eyes. This is good, the first room is not qualified.

The second dormitory is still substandard everywhere.Going to the third and fourth rooms in turn, Wang Maogang entered a dormitory and messed up a dormitory, and was dragged to the ground where it was not neat enough.After all, it was military training at school, and these boys didn't feel scared when they saw his behavior, they just thought he was very rude.

Finally arrived at Yin Shuo's dormitory, everyone in Yin Shuo's room was clean.Just as Wang Mao looked here and there, he suddenly stood in front of Yin Shuo's desk and knocked off Yin Shuo's toothbrush, "The handle of the tooth cup is at a 45-degree angle to the wall, the toothbrush is outside, and the toothpaste is inside."

Yin Shuo ignored him, Wang Mao just turned his head and stared, his eyes were like a cow with a nose ring, "Did you hear that?"

Yin Shuo lazily replied, "Yes." His tooth cup was a straight cup with a lid, but his toothbrush was an electric toothbrush from Braun Professional Care, so it was impossible to put it in.What's more, the toothpaste is covered in the tooth cup, where is the toothbrush outside and the toothpaste inside. "Wang Maogang didn't know whether it was on purpose or what, he kicked Yin Shuo's tooth cup flying on the ground. Yin Shuo was feeling distressed, but suddenly he felt a very familiar breath, the one that made people feel at ease when he heard it. The voice said, "Instructor Wang, you need to pay for the damage.You'd better be careful. "

Wang Maogang's bullying has long been unacceptable to others, and Han Fu is a teacher in his own school. At this time, the students standing at the door all looked at Han Fu with the kind of eyes that looked at the savior.

Han Fu strode over and picked up the tooth cup, toothbrush and toothpaste rolled on the ground.

Many years later, Yin Shuo laughed at Han Fu when he mentioned this matter, "You don't know how rich you were at that time. Han Fu just said, did you?"

At that time, Han Fu picked up all the things on the ground one by one with a very elegant squatting posture. First of all, he raised the toothpaste that was kicked by Wang Maogang and hit the corner of the cabinet. Confused, I was really afraid that he would accidentally eat the toothpaste. So I specially asked someone to buy this fluoride-free edible children’s toothpaste for me. It’s not expensive, only 200 for 69g.”

Wang Maogang's complexion was not good.

"Toothbrush—" Han Fu deliberately paused, "BRAUN, it should be easy to recognize. The electric toothbrush is relatively clean, and the market price is 1199, without free shipping."

Wang Maogang's face was already blue.

Han Fu raised his tooth cup, "If I say that this tooth cup has an automatic water purification function, instructor Wang will not believe it."

He Qin on the side came over to smooth things over, "This is—"

Some people around said, "It's our teacher Han." It seems that the physical education teacher's status in the school is not very high, and everyone deliberately omitted these two words.

He Qindao, "Mr. Han, this—"

Han Fu said indifferently, "Don't worry. The expensive cups don't have this quality yet, and they won't break even if you drop them or kick them. This one isn't worth much. Hualian bought it for 12 yuan and eight."

The students around burst into laughter.

No wonder Yin Shuo has such a sense of humor, it was inherited from his brother.

Wang Maogang's face turned red and white.The sanitary utensils on the balcony were still not placed in the order of clothes pole, trash can, dustpan, broom, and mop, so he went up and kicked them over.

Han Fu followed up unhurriedly, "Instructor Wang is merciful. This trash can doesn't look worth much. It has sterilization, deodorization and disinfection functions, and it's not expensive. The price is very auspicious. It's 880 yuan a piece."

He Qin gasped.

Yin Xiaoshuo came over stupidly, "Han, what are you doing with such an expensive trash can?"

Han Fu didn't answer the child's words, "Of course, Instructor Wang has a lot to do with housekeeping. I also advocate that these children should be taught well. Especially my little Shuo, who is usually spoiled and spoiled, can't suffer at all. Any minor illness Expert consultation is required, and a tooth needs to be pulled out and a special trip to Germany is required. Let him come to military training, that is, he should exercise well."

Wang Maogang turned blue with anger, He Qin knew that Han Fu was talking to them.This man is a noble son with a lot of money, if you accidentally scratch the skin, it will never end with you.But He Qin couldn't help thinking, even if this teacher Han uttered such a bad temper today, he wouldn't be afraid that everyone in the school would think that his children are too delicate and isolate him.

Han Fu looked at Wang Maogang, "So. I am the most supportive of our work. However, if you break something, you will always have to pay for it. I will make a list later and show it to Instructor Wang with the invoice. If Instructor Wang is not good at talking, I will I'll ask Battalion Commander Lang to reimburse you."

He Qin knew at a glance that Han Fu was not easy to mess with, and also knew that this kind of person would actually disdain to sue. Now he said that he just wanted a word from them, so he gave Wang Maogang a wink, but Wang Maogang didn't pay any attention at all. He Qin came over by himself, "Mr. Han, don't get me wrong. Platoon Leader Wang is a bit impatient, but he is doing it for the children's good. For several years in a row, the platoons he leads are all excellent platoons. I think these things, since they are so expensive It will definitely not be broken at the first touch. In this way, if something is broken, we will pay for it, and the battalion commander, everyone, don’t always trouble. Our training camp and Z University have cooperated for many years.”

Han Fu remained silent.

He Qin kept winking at Wang Maogang. Wang Maogang was angry, but he really didn't want to make a fuss with the leader. If he was submissive and in front of so many people, he had no choice but to say, "There is a mistake in the inspection of internal affairs."

Han Fu originally just wanted to give Wang Maogang a blow, but when he moved his hand, he caught a glimpse of the tooth cup being knocked, and immediately lost his temper.If he hadn't come over, Xiao Shuo would definitely not have said what would happen if he cut his mouth with this broken cup. "Whether it's wrong or whose fault it is, it doesn't count if you and I say it, so let's go to a place where we can judge."

Han Fu took out his mobile phone while talking, but Yin Shuo suddenly said, "Han, you hate others to make small reports. Now you have to sue for a cup, how embarrassing."

Han Fu put away the phone with a smile, put the toothpaste into the tooth cup, and stretched out his hand to fly. Everyone watched him put a tooth cup on the table like a frisbee, and applause erupted all around.Han Fu said lightly, "Some people only learn to take advantage of others when they lose face."

Han Fu threw it away, and the electric toothbrush fell through the open window into the trash can on the balcony.

Han Fu turned and left.

Wang Mao just let out a cold snort, and kicked the radiator as if to vent, but suddenly heard exclamations from all around.As soon as he turned his head, he saw that the dental cup that Han Fu had just brought to the table was split into six pieces of equal size.Only the toothpaste, without any support, stood upright among the remains of a cup.

Wang Maogang felt cold.

Yin Shuo walked over and picked up the toothpaste on the table.Everyone's eyes were fixed on him, but they saw that he took the toothpaste to the water room, rinsed the skin and came back, and wiped it carefully with toilet paper.When Yin Xiaoshuo realized that everyone was staring at him, the little guy raised the toothpaste in his hand, "It's still usable. 69, don't waste it."

There was a full three seconds of silence, and Wang Maogang's rosy face turned rosy, "The next one! Hurry up, it's [-]:[-]! No one eats at noon!"

He Qin touched him lightly, "I'm already 42."

Wang Maogang shouted, "Team! Assemble!"

At noon that day, the three rows Yin Shuo was in were all ducks walking into the cafeteria.

At noon that day, Yin Shuo and the others sang songs for half an hour in a squatting position at the entrance of the cafeteria.

At noon that day, when Yin Shuo and the others came to the table, all the food on the table was swept away.Even if the braised pork is greasy and oily, the potato shreds are thicker than a bench leg.

At noon that day, they went to wash the dishes after eating, Wang Maogang followed behind and urged, "Quick! Quick! Quick!"

At noon that day, everyone was at the sink together. It was the first time Yin Shuo washed the dishes by hand, and it was the first time he said to so many people, "I'm sorry."

After washing the dishes, everyone lined up again to go back to the dormitory.Wang Maogang continued to ask everyone to run, and a boy vomited all over the floor.

Yin Shuo silently stayed at the end, cleaning up.Cover the dirt with soil and clean it up.

Han Fu watched from behind, his baby was cleaning up the vomit of an almost stranger, his heart ached for a while, he began to doubt for the first time, whether what he did was right.

After tidying up, Yin Shuo returned to the dormitory without taking a lunch break.Everyone is still desperately trying to sort out the housekeeping that can always pick mistakes.

Yin Shuo heard someone knock on the door and opened it, only to see He Qin in military uniform.

Everyone is a little nervous.However, He Qin brought two steamed buns and a pack of kelp shreds, and handed them to Yin Shuo, "You basically didn't eat at noon today, right?"

Yin Shuo didn't know what to say, so he said thank you instructor after being reminded by his roommate.When I came back, I put the head full in the drawer, and went out to clean the mop again.

When he came back again, before turning to the door, his keen sense of hearing forced him to hear what he didn't want to hear, "Why doesn't he eat?"

"A person who costs 1000 yuan for a toothbrush, steamed buns, who cares?" An unfamiliar voice said.

Yin Shuo leaned the mop against the table, took out shredded kelp from the drawer, and unsealed it, "Who will eat it?"

No one spoke.

Using a plastic bag, Yin Shuo broke the steamed bun in half, squeezed some kelp shreds, held it in his hand, took a bite, and smiled, "I'm really hungry."

Before the words fell, the very substandard Mandarin at the door came to my ears again, "Should I eat or not! Who told you to steal snacks! Say it!"