ancient and modern double wear

Poor parents in the world.Han Fu is not a parent, but he is also the head of the family.The students' college entrance examination starts on June 6, but the parents' college entrance examination is as early as I don't know when.On the night of the 7th, Han Fu warned for the 0st time: Don't look at others when answering questions, and don't pay attention to them when they look at you.It doesn't matter if you don't write well, the key is to write neatly. For English multiple-choice questions, remember to make a few mistakes, and you can't correct all the mistakes.The last step of the big math problem can’t be done and don’t leave it blank. The step F (1, 2) that I said I want to write, the equation of l is y=√1x+2, substitute x+y/1=[-] to simplify Several steps of the class must also be written, and that is also rewarding.

Yin Shuo asked dumbfoundedly, "Then why did you ask me to deliberately write wrong multiple-choice questions in English? Wouldn't it be enough to have more than two scores?"

Han Fu glared at him, "You are all right on the multiple choice questions and all wrong on the subjective questions. You think this century is full of idiots."

Yin Shuo thought for a while, oh, it seemed to make sense, "Well, remember. Never do what you shouldn't do, and definitely do what you shouldn't do wrong."

Han Fu said, "Don't say I'm threatening you, Xiao Shuo. I'll hack into the grading computer to read your papers. Don't dare to neglect your little ass!"

Yin Shuo whispered, "It's been a few days since I've had a fight." Han's parents are parents after all. How could any parent not be a giant panda's guardian in the days before the child's college entrance examination is willing to fight.

"Well, I'll cook porridge for you tomorrow morning. I read the strategy on the Internet and said that you should not eat eggs before the exam. Well, and, go to bed early tonight—" Han Fu babbled.

"Got it, [-] times a day. I will recite the strategy. Every day he says you want me to eat whatever you eat, and he also says don't put pressure on the child, don't say things like studying hard." The child these two days It's arrogance, getting used to the modern life more and more, and becoming more and more familiar with Han Fu, but he really doesn't take this Han's parents seriously any more.

Han Fu patted his buttocks, "Okay, let's take a shower quickly. After washing, I'll help you with your hair."

The child stretched away, and Han Fu checked his ID card and exam admission ticket again. Now he is not allowed to bring a watch, and he is not allowed to bring a pen, oh!answer sheet!Forgot to ask!

"Xiao Shuo—" Han Fu knocked on the bathroom door, "Have you memorized the technique of painting the answer sheet? I will paint it again when I come out."

The sound of water in the bathroom stopped, and Yin Shuo roared, "I've painted it a hundred times! I know, it can't be heavy, it can't be light, it should be painted all over, and it should not be too dark. The number of the admission ticket and the ID number must be aligned. , the type A/B of the test paper must be selected correctly, and the name must be filled in Han Yinshuo, not Yin Shuo. Han, can you stop being so old-fashioned."

"What is the old god here? You used the wrong idiom again, listen to that kid Li Yueyun's nonsense. The old god is here to describe a person who is calm, you should say I am nervous." Han Fu said.

Yin Shuo burst out laughing, and then the sound of water drowned out Yin Shuo's laughter.

Han Fu was taken aback for a moment, unexpectedly being plotted by this kid.Sure enough, the rivers and lakes are dangerous. They are not afraid of pigs or tigers, but they are afraid of pretending to be pigs and eating tigers.

After Yin Shuo came out of the shower, Han Fu wiped his hair, sucked all the drops of water with a soft dry hair towel, and told him ten thousand and one times that the college entrance examination is a big deal, and you have to watch everything for yourself, and leave it to yourself to act bravely. Let Yin Shuo concentrate on answering the paper.

Han Fu thought about 110 situations and repeated them 99 times.Repeat until Yin Shuo's ears grow calluses, and then the calluses turn into sleepy bugs, and the child falls asleep.

The next morning, Han Fu got up early to prepare the little things according to the college entrance examination recipes, porridge stewed with oatmeal ham and carrot foam and a little coriander, buns with dried tofu, shiitake mushrooms and minced meat, and refreshing side dishes of diced cucumbers.

Yin Shuo woke up from a sound sleep and went to the kitchen, only to see Han Fu's bare feet, "Han, isn't it cold for you to step on like this? You're going to be sick!" Then he ran back to get Han Fu's slippers.

Han Fu said, "I'm afraid of disturbing you." He is a killer, and he is famously cautious in his actions, and he can be so careful for children.

Yin Shuo said, "Don't be afraid. Ever since I came home, I've been sleeping very deeply."

Han Fu smiled and said, "Well, the dishes are ready. The porridge is warming for you, go wash up."

Yin Shuo went to the bathroom for a while, it seems that people are born with enjoyment cells, children can use facial cleanser and oil to cleanse their face smoothly.

After finishing the meal, Yin Shuo ate two steamed buns and drank a bowl of porridge. The cucumber was really fresh. Li Yueyun stole it from the vegetable garden when he got up early, picked it up and put it at Han Fu's door.

Han Fu said, "Eat less. If it's not enough, let Yue Yan do it."

Yin Shuo was taken aback, "It's a thief."

Han Fu said, "What kind of stolen goods. I told Yue Yun and asked him to give 500 yuan to the old man who grows vegetables."

Yin Shuo said, "If you buy lottery tickets regularly, we don't have to do anything."

Han Fu smiled.

Yin Shuo said, "But if that's the case, we won't be able to stay in this world any longer."

Han Fu flicked his forehead, "For two days on the 7th and 8th, just treat you as a person from this world. This is the biggest thing in your life, you know?"

Yin Shuo nodded, got it.

It seems that the college entrance examination is really a big event, two of them, one who can do light work and the other has ultra-modern transportation, still go out four or ten minutes earlier.Han Fu took Yin Shuo to the examination room. When he arrived at the high school affiliated to Z University, students could enter but parents could not. Han Fu stared at the positioning film in his hand, and he was relieved to see that Yin Shuo did not go the wrong way.

Along the way, Yin Shuo's long hair has attracted the attention of many people, even photographers followed him.

Han's parents used the invisible ray to temporarily destroy the other party's camera rather unkindly, and then restored it after Han Fu went in and sat down.Even though he came to take the exam with a cheat, he was even more nervous than Yin Shuo.

After two and a half hours of the Chinese language test in the morning, when the door opened, there was a crowd of people.Han Fu quickly found Yin Shuo and handed him the water in his hand. Yin Shuo unscrewed the water bottle but didn't drink it himself, but handed it to Han Fu.

Han Fu smiled, "Not thirsty?"

Yin Shuo shook his head, "Your mouth is dry."

It was only then that Han Fu remembered that he had been staring at the positioning film in his hand to watch the child answer the questions all morning. It was very energy-intensive for him to zoom in on the image, so he stood under the sun all the time and did not feel the heat at all.

Han Fu took the water and took a sip, then heard Yin Shuo whisper, "Brother, I will take the exam hard and I won't let you down."

Han Fu smiled.

Han Fu didn't rent a room by the hour because he was afraid that the child would lose his bed, but he also booked a taxi. The two of them got in the car and went straight home all the way. The home is not too far from Z Middle School.

At noon, it was Li Yueyan and Shen Song who were cooking. As soon as they got home, Li Yueyun started cooking.

The four dishes are steamed sea bass, deep-fried lotus root, assorted vegetables and bamboo shoots. Li Yueyun lived alone since he was a child, and he is a good cooker. When the four dishes were served, Yin Shuo couldn't help but salivate. They were so fresh. The color is green, biyingying is golden, and even the rice seems to be several times more fragrant than Han Fu's stewed ground.

Li Yuexuan said, "You want to take an exam, so get some light food first, and after the exam is over, I'll make you a fish head with chopped peppers. Let me tell you, some people eat so much that they want to swallow their tongues."

Shen Song said to Yin Shuo, "Yueyun's cooking is really delicious."

"Why is this rice so delicious? After leaving Datang, I have never eaten such delicious rice again." The child said.

Shen Song and Li Yueyan were taken aback, Han Fu picked up a piece of lotus root for him, "Eat less, if you eat too much, you'll want to sleep."

After the meal, Shen Song and Li Yueyan washed the dishes, and they left without leaving the dishes.Han Fu looked at the fresh vegetables and fresh rice left by the two of them, it seemed that they were freshly removed rice, otherwise the rice would not have such a fragrance.The taste of this kind of crops, not to mention that you can’t taste it in 2011, even 2311, which is very environmentally friendly, is also a high-end enjoyment.

The afternoon is still the exam, nothing to say.Among the several subjects, Yin Shuo was the weakest in mathematics in the afternoon, but Han Fu saw that his paper score could reach more than [-], so he felt relieved after thinking about it.When he was sleeping that night, Yin Shuo whispered, "Han, I know the way, so don't send me off tomorrow."

Han Fu smiled, "It's okay. I'm idle at home, so I'll wait for you."

"Then you should drink plenty of water and find a shaded place to stand. I see that some parents have brought small stools, so you should bring them too." Yin Shuo said.

Han Fu smiled, "Don't think too much about it. When I was on a mission, I stayed in a damp sewer well for three days without eating or drinking. It's not good. I can adapt to any environment, don't worry."

Yin Shuo reached out and rubbed Han Fu's eyebrows, "I don't want Han to work hard."

Han Fu smiled, "Han must have worked hard, otherwise there is an idiom called hard work."

Yin Shuo said, "It's not so useful after hard work."

Han Fu followed his long hair, "Go to sleep. Tomorrow is Wen Zong, and there are a lot of characters to write. You are just starting to learn. Write slowly, so don't worry."

"En." Yin Shuo nodded in agreement.

The next morning, it was still fresh vegetables stolen by Li Yueyan.Han Fu still stood outside the door with the waiting army. A reporter came to interview him because of his outstanding appearance, but Han Fu only said that he was waiting for his younger brother.When he wanted to ask more questions, he walked away, and others didn't force him when they saw that he didn't want to be on camera.Occasionally, other parents strike up a conversation, talking about the diagnostic results, whether the child has a partial subject, how to make lunch, how did the test yesterday.Han Fu didn't answer, but listened carefully, wondering if there was any information that would be useful to Yin Shuo.Just when I heard a parent say that I remember to take Huoxiang Zhengqi Water with me, my phone rang.

"Coach, Yue Min is fighting with the villagers of Tongguan Village." Shen Song called for help.

Han Fu was surprised. Tongguan Village was not far from Z City, but he could only see a rough idea on the light film display screen. Li Yueyan was very good at fighting, but after all, he was hard to beat with two fists and four hands, and he couldn't hold him alone. Villagers carried shovels and brooms.Li Yueyan's temper is tough, and he didn't bow his head when beating a village. Han Fu guessed that, fortunately, Shen Song stopped him, otherwise he didn't know what he would do.Han Fu thought to himself, it could be that Yue Min was caught stealing chickens.

He looked at his watch, and there was still an hour and a half before the end of the exam, so he took a taxi and rushed there.When they arrived, Shen Song and Li Yueyun were in a stalemate with the villagers.

"He stole my lottery ticket." Li Yueyan spoke first when he saw Han Fu.

Han Fu glanced at him, "Shut up!" Then he walked to the middle of a group of people who seemed to be able to talk, "Sorry, these two are my students. Excuse me, what happened."

"These two brats are not good people! They've been sneaking around in our village for the past two days—" before the village chief in the middle could speak, a young man said.

Han Fu didn't show any expression, just looked at the man in the middle.

Sure enough, that person was the village head, "That's it. You are, teacher, right. These two boys have been coming to our village these two days."

Han Fu said, "Oh, if that's the case, I'm really sorry. I'm their teacher, and I let them come to the village to collect scenery, see rural life and draw pictures. I'm really sorry to disturb you." Han Fu As he said that, he reached out his hand to shake with the village chief. While shaking hands, he quietly handed over a few hundred dollars. "I think the scenery in the village is very good. Our school wants to develop it into an art base. If the village head is interested in the specific content, we can discuss it later." Just kidding, the killer's life is to copy the identities of various people, Han Fu It goes without saying that even a village chief can't handle it.What's more, the meaning of talking about it later is that today came in a hurry, and the few hundred dollars are just a gift for meeting.

Han Fu said, "I'm really sorry to disturb everyone. If there is nothing wrong, I will take these two students away first."

The villagers saw that the village chief didn't speak, and they didn't know what was going on, but they saw that Han Fu's conversation was naturally good, so they couldn't be more embarrassing. Whenever Li Yueyan shouted, "He stole my lottery ticket, I—"

Han Fu shook hands with the village chief again, and apologized to everyone, "Sorry to bother you."

Seeing that the coach didn't understand what he meant, Li Yueyan didn't want to shout anymore. Han Fu turned around, glanced at the two of them, and strode forward.

"Cai——" Li Yueyan wanted to say more, but suddenly heard a very soft but powerful voice, "You haven't got enough shovel and want to get the cane!"