ancient and modern double wear

The days went by like water. With Han Fu's board, Yin Shuo learned all 48 phonetic symbols, understood some basic sentence patterns common in junior high school, and learned the four tenses.In addition to English, Han Fu also taught mathematics himself. In terms of Chinese, Han Fu can use the chip to search for more knowledge than Yin Shuo.History, geography, politics, and Han Fu are all placed in the chip, and he uses the brain wave memory system to search for the key points of learning in 2011, and carefully records them for Yin Shuo.When he recorded that Yin Shuo's school was on holiday and the students went back to study by themselves, Han Fu suddenly thought of something, as a person born in 2311, why didn't he just find out the 2011 college entrance examination papers.When thinking of this, Han Fu criticized his IQ beyond words.It must be because I stayed with Yin Xiaobai for a long time that I became dumbfounded. For so many days, I have been thinking about how to help the child get the admission letter as quickly as possible. Even the computer of the black admissions office is ready, but it happens Forget about the easiest way.

Han Fu used the scanner in his brain to scan, and all the 2011 college entrance examination questions were under his control. Therefore, Teacher Han started a targeted review of Yin Shuo.It was at this time that Han Fu could feel a little bit of the superiority of the advanced age. It turns out that the so-called time-traveling cheat is like this.No wonder those time-traveling women feel like ducks to water when they return to the previous dynasty. History is in hand, time-traveling is not worrying.I have stayed in 2011 for so long and now I have only touched a little way.

Life is very simple, study, study, study again; eat, eat, eat again; ever since the little boy rejected him tactfully and directly, Han Fu has never made any unreasonable demands.Even the medicine after each beating is simply done in a stylized manner.Some feelings, buried in the heart for a long time, will be discovered. It turns out that even deep love can be hidden.The so-called green hills are not old, but snow-white heads.If it wasn't for being willing to wait for tens of millions of years, how would you know that there will be a day when you will turn gray.

Han Fu suddenly discovered that he was still a philosopher.

After studying for a long time, some things will become very boring. For example, there seems to be a big difference between eating prawns today and mashed potatoes tomorrow, but in fact they are just something to eat.Therefore, the life of eating, sleeping and playing Yin Shuo every day also needs a little adjustment.The way to adjust is - go to the street to eat.

Today is Children's Day, June [-]st, and it's a day when walking down the street is full of balloons.It was Yin Shuo's first time seeing a balloon, and Han Fu suddenly felt a little ashamed looking at his excited eyes.In the past few days, this kid just went to school and went home, and he didn't even take the bus much.

"This is a balloon, isn't it pretty?" Frankly speaking, Han Fu himself didn't think it was pretty.But Yin Xiaoshuo intuited that this colorful thing would like it.

Yin Shuo blinked his eyes and nodded.

Han's parents bought a fish for 20 yuan and gave Yin Shuo to hold it in his hand.

Yin Shuo's long hair was loose and he held a balloon in his hand. When he walked into the playground, many people wanted to take a group photo.Han Fu's face was full of black lines, but Yin Xiaoshuo didn't need to be black face if he liked him. In other words, seeing those children pulling Yin Shuo to pose in various poses, he really wanted to stick a note on Yin Shuo's buttocks: No onlookers, violators A fine of fifty.

Some children are very annoying, they must pull Yin Shuo's hair, Yin Shuo's long hair is smooth and smooth, every time Han Fu touches it, he feels like his fingertips are dancing, those children probably like it very much, but there are some The violent people pulled hard, and even a child pulled a handful of Yin Shuo's hair. The pain was so painful that Yin Shuo even let the balloon in his hand fly.Han Fu was furious, and when the laser shot was fired, a red mark was rubbed on the child's hand.

Yin Shuo was in pain but stared at Han Fu again, Han Fu pretended not to see it.Sometimes he really hates the education of this century. The mother of the child who pulled Yin Shuo's hair didn't care about her own child, but pinched the child's nose and said in a very doting tone, "I told you to drag my little brother's hair and get it off." Let’s go. My little brother is going to hit you!” That kind of tone is unbearable, and he still pinches the child and points at the flying balloon, “Fly, fly” will poke at the child with a smile, “Baby hand It's so powerful."

Yin Shuo had a good temper, "It's okay."

Han Fu pulled Yin Shuo away, Yin Shuo said awkwardly, "It's a kid."

Han Fu turned black, "He did it on purpose!"

Yin Shuo said, "Children always don't understand anything."

Han Fu said, "Take a frog as an experiment with sulfuric acid, and it will always be a child who cuts an ant into pieces." When he said this, he felt disgusted.When they were four years old, they were always cruel. When they were doing killer training, the instructor showed them a video. The method of dismembering the corpse came from the child dismembering the praying mantis in an unconscious environment.It was the first time Han Fu felt that life could be so cruel.And this cruelty comes from human nature.It's sad to think about a killer lamenting life.

Yin Shuo gritted his teeth, "Then you shouldn't use the ray either."

"I just let him hurt for a few minutes." Do you know how precious I am with your hair.

"His parents will feel distressed." Yin Shuo whispered.

"When his child hurts, some people feel sorry for him, so why don't I feel sorry for my own!" Han Fu said.

Yin Shuo stopped talking.

Han Fu said, "I hate children." Ying, I hate children a hundred times.If I say I hate children, you won't be so sad.Even in the technologically advanced 2311, there is still no way for men to reproduce with sperm, which may be a pity.However, if two men are together, so what if there are no children.

Yin Shuo whispered, "Han doesn't like children. I like children very much."

Han Fu felt a pain in his heart.Ying, when I said I like children, did you feel the same way in your heart? "Xiao Shuo, let's go play the rapids, many children like to play."

So, buy a ticket, buy a raincoat, and line up.

The team of rapid rapids is always so long.A circle of fences seemed to be impossible to line up.Yin Shuo stood in front of Han Fu, and Han Fu was holding two raincoats in his hands. The child hadn't been to the playground yet, so why don't we play Fuchsia later, or the carousel?Well, a merry-go-round horse, in this way, I can hug his waist by riding a horse with my child.

"Han, you're thinking—" Before Yin Shuo finished speaking, he rushed forward.

Han Fu was stunned, and hurriedly followed. Two people were missing from the long line, and those behind immediately made up for it.Han Fu had to admire his child's quick eyesight and quick hands. When he rushed over, Yin Shuo had already held a hand. It was a woman dressed in a cheap fashion. "What are you doing!" The woman was still very confident.

There were too many people queuing up, everyone turned their heads when there was a yell here, Yin Shuo looked at Han Fu, "She steals things."

Han Fu lowered his face.

The woman screamed, "Don't talk nonsense! I can sue you!"

Han Fu is not afraid of Yin Shuo's nonsense, but if you catch a thief and take the stolen goods, the child still wants this person to hand over the stolen goods.

After such a fuss, the two students standing in front of the woman also turned around, and both of them hurriedly flipped through their bags.The bag was unzipped, but the wallet was still there.

The woman was quite arrogant, "I stole! What did I steal! Security guard, security guard! Aren't you slandering?"

Han Fu's voice was very cold and determined, "We will also call the security guard, whether it is slander, of course we know."

"Hmph!" The woman exhaled through her nose.The team took a few steps forward.

The two female students lowered their heads, not daring to say a word.This is an era of numbness. Those who steal are confident, and those who are stolen shrink their heads.

The woman stared at Yin Shuo, "It's weird for such a big man to have long hair, I think you are looking for trouble! You say I stole, show evidence! Do you have physical evidence to catch the thief? You Is there any proof?"

Han Fu pointed to the girl and said, "You didn't touch her bag, you wouldn't open it for no reason."

The woman seemed to be an old hand, "Who knows! Many little girls don't have their bags tight now." Then she said to the two girls, "You saw that I pulled your bags!" Then he yelled at Yin Shuo, "Let me tell you, you apologize to me! If you don't apologize, we will never end!"

Han Fu chuckled, "I knew you would say that. Xiao Shuo—"

Yin Shuo understood, and casually grabbed the woman's veins with a finger. Han Fu grabbed the woman's sleeve, but the woman was annoyed but couldn't break free, "Let go! Fuck let me go!"

Yin Shuo moved his fingers again, his fingertips slid across the woman's arm from bottom to top, and a pair of long tweezers fell out of the woman's cuff, and the woman's face changed.

Han Fu said coldly, "Just take this tweezers and that little girl's wallet and do a TNC mirror perspective comparison, and then extract the latest fingerprint on the tweezers to analyze your movement trajectory. There are countless ways you can use the tweezers types, but the fixed 49 traces of theft will not change. I believe that the jurors will give you a good explanation!"

The woman's face was livid, but she jumped up when she heard Han Fu's words, "A trial with your mother! You have watched too much "No. [-] Imperial Court"! How can there be jurors in China!"

Yin Shuo looked at Han Fu in a daze, and then at the people around him, oh, so it turns out that the so-called TNC, so-and-so mirror, and such-and-such trajectory are not the only ones who can't understand.

Han Fu coughed dryly, and said to the woman, "What are you doing with these tweezers? Aren't you looking for a security guard? Let's call the security guard!"

The woman left without saying a word.

Yin Shuo looked at Han Fu, "Just let her go like this? If it was in the Tang Dynasty, she would have been punished with a cane. According to the amount of theft, it would be dozens of sticks depending on how much silk can be exchanged. possible."

Han Fu rubbed his head, "The world is going downhill. This country is like this. Those who get stolen are afraid of stealing. Don't worry about it, let's go play." Then he led Yin Shuo back.At this time, the line they lined up just now was already at the front, and Han Fu was just about to take Yin Shuo in when he heard someone shout from behind, "You can't jump in line even if you catch thieves!"

Yin Shuo whispered, "What jumping in line? We were standing here just now."

Han Fu pulled his hand, "Forget it. Let's line up from the back."

Yin Shuo nodded in agreement. The two of them were leaving when they heard the administrator call, "Come on, you stand here! Come to the front! People nowadays, you didn't make such a loud noise when you caught the thief just now!"

"Thank you then." Han Fu led Yin Shuo to stand a few steps ahead of his own just now.

Yin Shuo whispered to Han Fu, "This is not good."

Han Fu said, "It's okay."

Yin Shuo hurriedly thanked him, and everyone didn't say anything when they saw that it was the staff of the playground.Han Fu and Yin Xiaoshuo lined up in the queue, put on their raincoats, and bravely entered the rapids together.Han Fu maliciously took Yin Shuo to sit in the front and bent down to help him fasten his seat belt.The child is very obedient, with a curious look on his face, and let him play with him.As the bow of the boat pushed forward, Yin Shuo was full of excitement, it was an experience he had never experienced before.Han Fu said, "Be careful, you will be splashed with water later."

Yin Shuo blinked, sitting high on the boat, looking down at the crowd below, um, that's great, it's more comfortable than flying with light skills.

The boat went faster and faster. Hearing the sound of the boat climbing the track, Yin Shuo whispered, "Hulong, Hulong, it won't break."

Han Fu smiled, "How come? Be careful, you're about to rush!"

The mechanical boat accelerates steeply, Yin Shuo and Han Fu are at the forefront, the child pulls the safety bar and looks back, the slowly climbing hull looks like a dragon, he suddenly feels his heart beating a little faster, it turns out that he has rushed down, the child He stopped pulling the safety lever, and clapped his hands and laughed, "Han, Han, it's starting to rush! It's going down! Huh? Why is there no water—" Just after the bow of the boat went down, the child was talking, and suddenly the flood came , almost poured it into Yin Shuo's mouth.

"Crack!" Yin Shuo struck down with his palm, and water splashed everywhere.Yin Shuo's palm force combined with the water wall that originally converted the gravitational potential energy into kinetic energy from a high place rolled up high, absolutely turbulent waves broke the shore, Yin Shuo's palm force was too strong, breaking up all the waves, even a few meters away. Splashes of water flew on the people outside.The far-reaching sunlight and the white waves complement each other, reflecting a colorful rainbow.

Han Fu was terrified, he pulled Yin Shuo into his arms and hugged him tightly, Yin Shuo's face turned pale.With a wow, he spat out a mouthful of blood on Han Fu's body.Han Fu felt distressed and blamed himself, he really wanted to kill himself.When playing in the torrent, there was no splash at the moment when he rushed down, but the water flew up after he rushed down. Yin Shuo has been practicing martial arts all year round and is very alert, so he instinctively tried his best to block such a huge wave.But no matter how high the martial arts are, it is human power after all, so how can he fight against nature, how can he bear the provocation of his palm.

Yin Shuo looked at the blood on Han Fu's chest that he had spat out. He didn't want to be looked at strangely, so he walked down the boat by cuddling him.

Han Fu was so distressed that his heart was about to break, how could he be so useless, always causing Xiao Shuo to get hurt.

Yin Shuo held Han Fu's hand, "Don't worry about me, my inner strength needs a chance to be released, I'm fine, X, I'm fine."

Han Fu was stunned, "What did you call me?"

Yin Shuo's legs softened, and this time, he really fell into Han Fu's arms.