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We all know!The consequence of not sleeping all night is to wake up dizzy early in the morning!Six gods have no master!Top-heavy!Hotheaded!It is well developed! (Huh...it seems that something strange has mixed in...)

Finished a hearty breakfast in the haze!In fact, it is flatbread fried dough sticks!Shen Yunfan was dragged into the room by Shen's mother to dress up? !Mirror applique yellow? !During the process, Shen Yunfan continued to resist the power of the landlord!It's a pity...a woman like Shen's mother can be compared to Xia Jie's atrocities in ancient times!How could Shen Yunfan, an unarmed and weak subject, succeed.

After two hours of fighting, Shen Yunfan was dressed up beautifully by Shen's mother? !oh!wrong!It's handsome!

"Ding dong! Ding dong!" When Shen Yunfan was about to fall asleep, the doorbell rang.

"Yunfan! Come out!" Mother Shen's magic voice came from the door!Shen Yunfan's heart choked up!God!O earth!Why am I the son of this woman!Reluctantly walk out of the door!ah!Really sleepy!Head hurts!

"Yunfan! Come here! This is your cousin! Xiao Yuan!" Mother Shen pulled Shen Yunfan over!The female man force max! Then she pointed at the 1-meter-high handsome guy in front of her and said.

People are very handsome!No, it is very handsome!Tall and handsome!It completely fits the style of the hero in the novel!What, peak eyebrows, eagle eyes, perfect bridge of the nose, perfect body proportions, the kind that is completely fine for seven times a night!However, Shen Yunfan expressed that he was not in the mood to appreciate the "beautiful scenery" in front of him under the condition of severe lack of sleep, and only wanted to run towards a well-off life!No, it's towards the warmth!soft!big bed!

Seeing that Shen Yunfan didn't respond for a long time, Shen's mother stood there in a daze!Immediately furious!Secretly grabbed Shen Yunfan's arm word for word!Gritting teeth!Said: "Yun! Fan! You, cousin, come, we, our, home, live, how many days, call, people!"

Shen Yunfan rubbed his pinched arm and said weakly: "Hello! Haha."

The young man on the opposite side smiled softly, opened his mouth slightly and said in a deep voice: "Hello! Cousin, my name is Shen Yuan."

Although the handsome guy at the door is very vulgar!However, Shen Yunfan automatically ignored Shen Yuan's handsome face and a little familiar voice under the condition of severe lack of sleep.The latter is important!If Shen Yunfan had recognized Shen Yuan's voice from the very first sight, he would not have been brushed by Shen Yuan for so long, and he would not have to throw such a big person in front of the public.Of course, there are not so many ifs in this world.

Mother Shen enthusiastically welcomes her "future son-in-law" into the house!Send Shen Yunfan out to buy vegetables!Shen Yunfan said that he was really bored to complain!

"Aunt, I'll go with my cousin!" Shen Yuan said in time.

"Oh! How can I do it? Look at your first visit to my aunt's house..." Shen's mother said no, while pushing Shen Yuan and Shen Yunfan out of the house! !This behavior is simply shameless.

Shen's mother was still not at ease when she pushed the two out of the house, and she was relieved when she secretly watched the two get on the elevator through the peephole on the door.Then Mother Shen took out the phone and dialed, the other end of the phone was connected immediately, and a female voice said: "Meet you?!"

"Well, I think these two have a play!"

"That's good! Our efforts are not in vain!"

Shen Yuan's mother knew that her son was gay two years ago!She passed out on the spot!I thought, it's over!

During the hospitalization, Shen's mother went to visit her good sister Shen Yuan's mother, so she knew that Shen Yuan was gay!The soul of the rotten girl exploded immediately!Oh My God!Such a handsome high-quality product must be an attack!So Shen's mother successfully brought Shen Yuan's mother into the corrupt circle.

Since then, the two women have been searching for all resources out of control. Shen's mother took out the treasures she had treasured for many years at the bottom of the box, and then she recommended Shen Yuan's mother's entry-level anime---"The World's First Love" and "Innocent Romance" "History", and then - "Slender Love", "Love Tyrant", etc. a series of heavy or small fresh BL animations and a TV series from the neon country - "Spring Breeze Story"

Just when Shen Yuan came out of the closet, Shen Yunfan's personality became a mystery again.According to Shen's mother, it was a deep closet, and it happened that Shen Yuan didn't have a boyfriend, so Shen Yunfan stayed at home all day long!So the two mothers decided to match the two children.

Shen Yunfan felt helpless for his mother's shameless behavior...

Shen Yunfan and Shen Yuan walked to the vegetable market speechlessly all the way, Shen Yunfan turned around and looked at the person in front of him, only to find out! !Damn it, I can only see his shoulders when I look up at him, what did this man eat to grow up!Lao Tzu is two years older than him!I'm 1.77!That's pretty high, okay? !

Shen Yunfan raised his head angrily, looked at Shen Yuan and said with a smile: "Uh..." Just as he opened his mouth, he suddenly found that he had forgotten the name of the person in front of him, which was really embarrassing.

The young man seemed to see Shen Yunfan's embarrassment, and said with a smile: "Shen Yuan, my name!"

The young man happened to have his back to the light, and fixed his eyes on Shen Yunfan. Shen Yunfan was stunned suddenly, and then found that this guy was a little handsome, only a little bit.As a voice control, Shen Yunfan felt that this voice was a little bit familiar.

"Cousin?" The young man called out to the stupefied person in front of him.

"Ah! Oh, I'm thinking about what to buy later, haha" Shen Yunfan touched the back of his head in embarrassment, and then said: "Do you have any food you want to eat?"

"I like to eat... braised pork ribs."

"Okay, let's go buy some ribs." Shen Yunfan suddenly remembered that Shui Tianyishi said in a YY interview that his favorite dish was also braised pork ribs. Shen Yunfan turned his head and looked at the young man in front of him. The young man seemed to feel Shen Yunfan's desire He also turned his head and smiled at Shen Yunfan.

Shen Yunfan hurriedly smiled back at the young man, thinking that he was really worrying too much, Shen Yuan was only in the third year of high school this year, so he was so busy with studies that he didn't have time to hang out in the circle.

Shen Yunfan finished his meal and sat on the stool with a satisfied face!

He patted his swollen stomach, and then burped, which was extremely lacking in quality.

Shen Yunfan walked towards the door triumphantly, feeling his chubby stomach with a contented expression.

Shen's mother despised him: "How many months have you been pregnant?"

Shen Yunfan was taken aback!The left foot caught the right foot and fell to the ground, and it appeared!The legendary flat ground fall!

After he fell to the ground, he rubbed his sore knees, and after thinking for a while, he suddenly covered his stomach and looked at Shen's mother with aggrieved face, wrinkled his face and forcefully squeezed out a few tears of aggrievedness.

Shocked Shen's mother!Shen's mother jumped up from the stool and was about to run over, and then she heard Shen Yunfan complaining: "Mom!" The cry was very miserable.

"Mom! My, my child is gone." Shen Yunfan screamed shockingly!Weep ghosts and gods!This "superb" acting!It's almost a minute to win an Oscar winner.

Shen's mother walked over without saying a word, took off a slipper and slapped Shen Yunfan's body, Shen Yunfan screamed.The mother and son played happily.

Father Shen and Shen Yuan are happily chatting!Totally ignored those two humans who insulted the word retarded.

Two full hours had passed by the time Shen Yunfan and Shen's mother finished their quarrel.

Shen Yunfan suddenly saw that it was already 10:[-] on the watch.

How to do? !

The male god started the YY question and answer session at nine o'clock.

ah.Just going crazy.

This kind of opportunity is once in a thousand years.

The male god only has one question and answer event a year.

Last year, Shen Yunfan was not flopped, but this year Shen Yunfan has registered several YY accounts to increase the probability.

Shen Yunfan rolled and crawled from the ground into the house.Commonly known as the small buried roll.

turn on computer!Turn on your phone!Open the tablet!Open the notebook!

Login account!Therefore, Shen Yunfan created a "Guinness World Record" for logging in to an account in 20 seconds.

Shen Yunfan entered the room and found that the public screen had been maxed out by the girls.

The public screen is swiping too fast!Shen Yunfan didn't even have time to watch it!The only piece of news that was posted the most was that the male god hadn't even gone online yet.

Oh my god!It was a god help me too.

Shen Yunfan danced happily around the room three times.

Shen Yunfan calmed down the excitement of "I'm so lucky! I have a good relationship with the male god! I and the male god are so compatible!" After the excitement, he sat in front of the computer and watched the girls on the public screen commenting.Boring to burst.

Shen Yunfan waited for about half an hour.

That's right, he just sent half an hour of nympho to the computer.

Finally, I saw a familiar vest being hugged by the field control girl.

That's right, the name of this vest is - Little Pink Jelly.

Are you excited? !Not happy at all.

Shen Yunfan inserted his hands into his hair and rubbed it vigorously a few times.

Why?Why this woman.Why is the male god still not online? .

Shen Yunfan said that his little heart was riddled with holes.