Is milk poisoning cool?

Hit, hit, don't die.

The players are dumbfounded.

Nearly two hours of safe output time, the wild boss "One Song Thousand Butterflies" spirit snake was not summoned, the scorpion heart was useless, and Qiansi was just a decoration. Thousands of people were bombarded by "her" skills, and her health bar was stunned. Is not under 50%.

Damn, are you still fighting? What are you fighting for? ! !

Playing with people? ! ! !

Shao Jue really wanted to drop some equipment materials for his little boyfriend, but there were too many people, and he didn't have a statistics list, and even if Que Zhou was here, he would definitely do something to him, so he could only pass the time first.

Seeing that the countdown is getting closer, Shao Jue is thinking about whether he will return to the character login interface after pressing the exit button or in other situations. When the countdown jumps to 0, his consciousness has been stripped away first, and he has returned to the character login interface. interface.

But in the game at this time, the red-named boss changed to a green-named one, in order to lock it into an attackable state, and then his figure gradually disappeared, and finally disappeared from the field of vision of all the boss-fighting players.

May I ask, which boss is there to fight? Is the health bar still full after four full hours?

Only this one, no other branch.

Speaking of Shao Jue, he spent four hours in the game as a boss. After the time was up, he was kicked back to the character selection interface. After another look, [One Song of Thousand Butterflies] was followed by a lock sign, locked?

Shao Jue was puzzled for a while, and he didn't want to play the game again, but chose to quit the game.

Beside the game room, Que Zhou was already waiting. Even though Guan Jun had repeatedly assured Shao Jue's safety, he couldn't rest assured before seeing him.

After seeing Shao Jue, Que Zhou checked him up and down and was not satisfied, and asked the doctor to give him a careful examination to confirm that there was nothing unusual about his body before he put his heart back in his stomach.

After Shao Jue inquired, he found out about his specific situation, and was immediately speechless.

Originally, he thought that being a wild map boss would be enough? But it turned out to be a long-term job, the kind of job without an interview.As far as the difficulty of this job is concerned, it’s not too difficult. I go to work once a week, and I go to work for four hours each time.

Shao Jue didn't know whether he should be happy that he was unemployed as a professional player and the official gave him a formal job, or should he be depressed that he himself was the last to know after he started working.

All in all, all in all, Shao Jue still signed a contract for this seemingly long-term job. The main thing is that once the contract is signed, he will have a formal job? The benefits are also very good.

Guan Jun didn't forget to remind him that he can release water—meaning that even in the game, if he meets a friend like Que Zhou, he can't deliberately use his skills to let them take it away. If he is detected, he will be fined.

Wasn't it embarrassing for Shao Jue to be punctured? He complied with a correct attitude.

And if there is any impact of having an extra wild boss in the game world, it is probably because discussing the appearance is superfluous...

When he was a player, Shao Jue could still use a cloak to cover his body, but when he became a boss, the cloak was mercilessly taken away. He was once again "petite and cute", and he really didn't look like a boss at all, especially for women's clothing, and he was very "circumference" That kind, Shao Jue sincerely accepts incompetence.

Beautiful is really beautiful, and you can appreciate it, but it is incompatible with the entire Western Fantasy background!

"I hid for a whole year, but I never expected that I would be stripped of my old background." Shao Jue was in a complicated mood.

Que Zhou stared at him for a while, then suddenly said: "Actually, I just wanted to ask if you could let me see your character costume again."

Shao Jue's eyelids twitched: "...Didn't you? Have you seen it?"

Que Zhou touched the tip of his nose and whispered, "I only saw it once, and I didn't look carefully, don't you? Remember?"

"...What's so interesting?" Shao Jue didn't even want to look at it.

Que Zhou thought about it for a moment, and then said sincerely: "The figure is very good, the proportions are well-proportioned, and the clothes are also very beautiful and good-looking."

Shao Jue: "..."

He was a little dark, and raised his hand to pinch Que Zhou's jaw: "Zhou Zhou, don't tell me that you are still interested in women, believe me or not..." He lowered his warning in the latter words.

Que Zhou didn't even have time to respond, his lips were pressed heavily, biting, and he wanted to back away from the pain, but Shao Jue held him and didn't let him run away.

After a resistance was ineffective, Que Zhou was anxious, angry and ashamed, bit back hard, pinched his waist again, and then glared at him: "If I'm interested in women, what's the matter with you?"

Hearing this, Shao Jue raised his eyebrows: "Zhou Zhou, you weren't so fierce when you were with me."

"...Am I fierce?" Que Zhou had a weird expression.

Shao Jue: "I still remember what you said when we were dating. You said, 'Brother Die, this is the first time I'm in a relationship, isn't it? You can bring it up, I'll correct it', and be cautious, and don't speak loudly at all..." The latter words were covered by the red-faced Que Zhou.

"No? Say no more!" Que Zhou warned himself that he was fierce, and his ears became more and more red.

Shao Jue couldn't stop laughing. He got down, bent down and picked him up and walked to the bedroom. What are you doing?It goes without saying.

As for women's clothing, are they still stored in the game?

=v=

In the blink of an eye, the first snow fell this year, but it was already approaching the end of the year in S City.

This year's New Year's Eve is the 22nd birthday of Shao Jue and Que Zhou, which means that after this day, they will go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register their marriage.

But... so exciting?!

Shao Jue manually draws circles on the calendar every day, and it is easy to get to the [-]th or [-]th of the twelfth lunar month. It is the [-]th of the twelfth lunar month. It is New Year's Eve. Shao Jue has not had time to look forward to the New Year's Eve, and has been called home Que Zhou called him to communicate, didn't he? It was an appointment with him to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau tomorrow, but... to urge him to get on the phone.

Oh yes, today is Sunday. As a wandering wild boss in Ice Snow City, he is on duty once a week, and he hasn't been on duty yet this week.

Tsk, so annoying.

But it's already past seven o'clock in the evening. Once it's over ten or twelve o'clock, today is the past, and he will be warned and punished for absenteeism. There is a stipulation in the contract that if an employee of the Wild Boss on duty absents himself from work innocently, he will be paid all this month's salary. ? Said that three times the salary will be deducted.Of course, Shao Jue's situation was special, he was forced to work, even if the official opened the back door, there was a limit.

If the Wild Boss employees are still not on duty by the deadline, the official will put a full-mechanism boss online, that is, the kind with good skills and only skills.

Shao Jue has to board the boss [One Song Thousand Butterflies] before eight o'clock in the evening, so it is not considered absenteeism.

The boss number is a random map when it goes online, and he can't choose this boss, so he wasn't too surprised when he found himself in a gloomy abandoned castle.

He walked out of the castle, recalled it? He checked the map to see if he could recall the direction of the place he had agreed with Que Zhou. At the beginning of the memory, he suddenly heard a voice: "One song, one thousand butterflies?"

Shao Jue was taken aback for a moment, and followed the prestige, and saw a slightly familiar NPC standing on the broken courtyard wall not far away. Under the courtyard wall, the ground was full of the remains of ferocious beasts.

The NPC who didn't get a response squinted slightly, and just one look gave Shao Jue a sense of crisis with a chill down his spine.It was also this sense of crisis that immediately reminded him of the identity of this person——Jugmaster Longfellow Lester.

When it comes to Juggernaut, it can be traced back to when Shao Jue and Mo Qingsheng of the Prosperous Guild had a grudge, a hidden mission was triggered because of a quest item, the city lord asked the Juggernaut to help attack the Nayun Lili cat from the demon clan, and they cooperated After a while, a good relationship was formed... probably?

Ordinary NPCs cannot attack each other, the procedure is like this, but Juggernaut and wild boss Shao Jue are not sure? His long "No?" answer made Master Juggernaut feel ashamed, he once again He squinted his eyes, and the sword in his hand shook slightly, which means... If Shao Jue doesn't make a sound, he will chop.

Shao Jue is suffering, Shao Jue is difficult, why doesn't he want to say hello to this big guy, his character setting doesn't have language as an item.

So before Lord Juggernaut got angry, he clasped his hands together? Bye? Bye, pointed to his mouth, then pointed to his throat, shook his head, the meaning was clear - unable to speak.

"You can't speak?" The sword master really understood, but he still asked one more question.

Is Shao Jue busy? Nodding repeatedly, he tried to write on the snow with the flute again, surprisingly, it really worked.

What he wrote was: "Master Juggernaut, Ann, it's a pleasure to meet you here."

Seeing this sentence clearly, the Juggernaut's eyes were a little subtle, and his eyes fell on the... mask on Shao Jue's face. With that gaze, cold sweat broke out on Shao Jue's back.

"Didn't you go to the doctor?" The Juggernaut looked away and asked calmly.

Shao Jue nodded and shook his head again, nodding to indicate that he had been treated, shaking his head to indicate that he could not be cured.

The Juggernaut didn't speak anymore, and looked at him with strange eyes. That look... It wasn't because Shao Jue was thinking too much, I always felt that the Juggernaut's eyes were not right? It was quite right, even a little bit like Zhou Zhou's eyes that occasionally showed when his family looked at him look...

Immediately, he was quick-witted, quickly put aside that penetrating thought, and quickly wrote on the snow——

"Master Juggernaut, do you know which direction Rosa Town is going?" Outside Rosa Town is Shouwanghe, the place he agreed with Que Zhou.

The Juggernaut replied: "To the east, go through the woods and walk along the river for a while." After answering, he asked casually: "Are you going to the small town of Rosa?"

Shao Jue was not fooled by his seemingly understated reaction, and continued to write and answer: "My lover is waiting for me in Rosa Town..." When he wrote "lover", he clearly sensed a trace of murderous intent, but he still bite the bullet Pretend you didn't find anything.

"Are you married?" The Juggernaut asked in a strange tone, and then asked, "Are you a man or a woman?"

Shao Jue: "..." I feel insulted.

The Juggernaut still didn't wait for him to answer, his eyes fell on the "proud" part of Shao Jue, and he said to himself: "It's so big, it should be a woman."

Shao Jue: "..." Don't think I dare not hit you because you are a sword master!

Nor did he? To guess what the Juggernaut was thinking and what he was thinking, he quickly thanked him and left in a hurry.

The Juggernaut squinted his eyes again. How many years, no one dared to leave before him? Let him show his back first, "she" is very courageous.I don't know what to think of, a smile appeared on the corner of Juggernaut's mouth, and his figure disappeared in place.

Even though he was far away, Shao Jue still had the feeling of being stared at by a pair of eyes, and the powerful coercion he could feel proved his feeling.

——The Juggernaut is still nearby.

Shao Jue scolded in his heart? After a few words, he buried his head and hurried away, when he suddenly heard a familiar voice shouting: "Brother Die."

It's his little boyfriend!

Que Zhou is a child who likes to be quiet. When he is in a good mood, he will go fishing in the game to relieve his depression. The place he chooses is the sparsely populated Shouwang River. But walking downstream along the Shouwang River, almost no one passed by. Because of this, Que Zhou made Shao Jue so close that he could go there.

After all, it’s almost New Year’s Eve? On such a festive day, Que Zhou doesn’t want his boyfriend to be beaten up at all.

Isn't Shao Jue the wild boss? He is an active attacking boss. Although he is famous in Que Zhou's eyes, Que Zhou doesn't need to trigger his skills to attack, so the two of them can still step on the map in no man's land.

Shao Jue would be extremely happy if he didn't have a pair of eyes prying in the dark.

Shao Jue couldn't communicate with Que Zhou verbally, but he could communicate with some small gestures, including gestures that he would use in previous?play?games, and gestures that indicated danger.

Que Zhou is very smart, even if he doesn't know where the danger is, he pretends not to know, and follows Shao Jue... to fish for fish according to the original plan.

That's right, it's fishing, the kind that smashes a hole in the ice on the Shouwang River.

hmmmmmm…

Que Zhou's face was as dark as ever, and he only caught two after fishing for a long time. He was also patient, and continued to squat while talking to Shao Jue. Although he didn't speak too much, pink bubbles lingered all over his body.

The Juggernaut watched secretly? After a while, he finally stopped watching.

Shao Jue waited for twenty minutes before confirming that the Juggernaut had really left. His slightly tense body slowly relaxed, and he let out a long breath.

Que Zhou also restrained his expression a little, and asked, "Brother Die, who is it?"

Shao Jue drew a sword on the ice and wrote "Holy".

Que Zhou frowned: "Him?"

Before he could ask the reason, Shao Jue spread his hands and shook his head, expressing his incomprehension.

——You can’t say that Juggernaut looks at your man’s eyes? Right?

The two stayed at the edge of the map near the Shouwang River? For a full four hours, Shao Jue urged Que Zhou to go to bed several times to no avail. He stayed with Shao Jue until he was kicked off the line before going back to the city? .

After going offline, Que Zhou could hardly keep his eyes open, but he still waited for Shao Jue's call.

Shao Jue didn't say much, just said: "Go and rest, I will pick you up tomorrow morning."

Que Zhou subconsciously wanted to ask about tomorrow's arrangements, but his mouth and body responded honestly—he was sleepy and wanted to sleep.

……

Early the next morning.

Shao Jue drove to Que's house, and took the household registration book from Que's mother under Coach Que's slightly displeased gaze.Rao is now that the electronic ID card has been implemented, and the household registration information has also been entered into the electronic file, but the marriage certificate still needs to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau and use the paper version of the household registration book.

"Don't blame Auntie for not warning you in advance. If you treat Xiaosi badly in the future? Well, Auntie will not let you go." Mother Que's face was still as gentle as ever, and her tone of voice didn't change much, but Shao Jue heard the words threats in.

Shao Jue clasped his household registration book tightly with both hands, with a serious expression, and solemnly said: "I will, I will devote my whole life to loving him and taking care of him, please feel free to hand over Zhouzhou to me." After a pause, he added another word :"mom."

Before Que's mother could respond, Coach Que snorted coldly: "Mom, what the hell, don't shout."

Shao Jue was a little speechless. They said that the mother-in-law liked her son-in-law more and more. Could it be the opposite for my father-in-law?

"Go and see if Xiaosi is alive or not. Today is a good day. I'm afraid there are quite a few people who got the certificate. The Civil Affairs Bureau is on holiday in the afternoon, so I went late? Maybe I won't be able to get the certificate until after the year." Que's mother is not? It wasn't because she wanted to "marry" her son urgently, but because her youngest son was impatient. He was afraid that Shao Jue would be snatched away. It made her old mother very sad.

Que Zhou really wanted to have a proper husband and wife relationship with Shao Jue all the time, but he went to bed too late last night, and Shao Jue came early, when he was dug out of bed, washed and got into the car, he was still in a daze.

It wasn't until he stood at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau and saw three big red characters that Que Zhou realized that he had returned.

Before he had time to be shocked, he heard a clear slap from the side, followed by a woman's low roar: "Cheng Haoming, don't give you shame, don't you want to sign today? You have to sign it."

In the Civil Affairs Bureau, some people are happy and some are worried.

Some people get married and some get divorced.

The man begged humbly: "Yafen, give me another chance, please..."

Women are not? Impressed: "Cheng Haoming, don't pretend to be pitiful in front of me. I am not the woman you raised outside. Without you, my life will not be able to survive. Sign, Get out after signing." After she finished speaking, she turned her head and met a pair of beautiful eyes in the distance.Shao Jue and the woman looked into each other's eyes. The woman's face was first momentarily confused, and then she didn't know what to think, didn't she? He naturally looked away and walked quickly to the divorce counter. His steps were hurried, and his face could be seen on closer inspection. embarrassment.

"Brother Die, do you know her?" Que Zhou had already recovered from the surprise of the two of them coming to the Civil Affairs Bureau. Seeing Shao Jue's expression was different, he asked softly.

Shao Jue twitched the corner of his mouth, feeling a little sad and sad in his heart, he shook his head, said it was all right, then took Que Zhou's hand and walked in another direction.

Que Zhou didn't ask any more questions, the basic identity of those eyes that were [-]% similar to Shao Jue's was confirmed.

——That was the mother of "Shao Jue".

Meet each other like strangers.

Que Zhou's heart ached, and he tightly clasped Shao Jue's fingers, expressing his care and concern silently.

Shao Jue smiled? Laughed, lowered his head and touched Que Zhou's forehead, and comforted him: "It's okay, since today, I also have many 'family members', and you are my most important family."

The tip of Que Zhou's nose was sore, no? He sniffed his nose with traces, and then nodded solemnly: "I will be with you, and will always be with you." He paused for a while, and he was a little embarrassed. He said, " I love you like..."

"I love you too!" Shao Jue said impatiently, as if he was in a hurry to interrupt Que Zhou.

Que Zhou's smile was full of two small dimples, he was obedient and sweet.

Shao Jue's face was filled with happiness, and he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.

——No? Hit? Duan Que Zhou, the whole sentence is either "I love you, like a mouse loves rice", or "I love you, like an old farmer grows rice", if you don't? Be careful and sing it out, Today is such an important day, it is embarrassing to sing with a broken sound.

And, it's time to find time for my boyfriend, isn't it? Is it time for your partner to update "The Book of Love"?

Two hours later, Shao Jue and Que Zhou walked out of the Civil Affairs Bureau with warm red books.

It was the first snow yesterday, but today is sunny and warm, as if specially sending the most intimate blessings to the couple.

Que Zhou only felt that the red book on his heart was burning hot, and his whole heart was scalded.

"Brother Butterfly." He called out.

Shao Jue returned his bright smile: "I am here."

"Shao Jue." Que Zhou shouted again.

Shao Jue's smile deepened: "Zhouzhou, I'm here."

Que Zhou showed his neat white teeth, his eyes were like stars: "Shao Jue, I'm so happy."

Shao Jue held his hand and put it to his lips to kiss, with a soft voice: "Zhouzhou, shall we go home?"

Que Zhou nodded: "Well, go home!"

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