Loyal Dog Cultivation Tutorial

1. May I ask your name?

Sheep: Lin Hanzhi

Dog: Holding Murong Dan in his hand, he is feeding bananas without looking up.

Dai: Well, your name is Murong Feng, I know it.

Cursing secretly in my heart: MD, show off your appearance, there will be no meat for you in the episode.

Audience: The author's embarrassing and silly appearance makes him feel ashamed to talk about the protagonist.

Audience front row:

Audience A: Grass!This question is really two B.

Audience B: ...

2. Age?

Sheep: 33

Dog: I rolled my eyes, there is still one month and three days left.

Sheep: Oh, 32

Dazed: Um, I remember really clearly... Turning to the dog, nodding and bowing: What about you?

Dog: 30!

Sheep: Ah Feng, you just celebrated your 29th birthday a few days ago!

The dog rolled his eyes: Ill age.

Dai: Mental illness, what's the difference between a two-year difference and a three-year difference?

Audience A: Hahaha, that No. 1 is not convinced!

Audience B has a cold face: You are three months younger than me.

Audience A: This is the second B program!

3. Gender?

Sheep: male

Dog: Can you ask something nutritious?

Pretending to leave with Murong Dan in his arms.

Dazed: The dog-legged dog ran over and held down the sheep that wanted to get up together. Sure enough, the dog sat down impatiently again.

Those who hate iron but can't make steel bite their ears at sheep: You have a little personality, okay!Why do you have to go with him if he wants to go!

Sheep: Blink and think for a while, but I have no personality!

Dazed: Damn, the writing is broken...

4. What is your personality?

Sheep: Personality?Thinking about it carefully, I don't seem to have any personality...

The dog suddenly raised his head and said confidently: I am strong, responsible, persistent, and very manly!Well, handsome!

Dai: ...This one is obviously too bad, can handsome be included in the personality?

Audience: This thing is inherited, the author is like that, how can the characters in his works be better...

5. What about the character of the other party?

Sheep: Smiled and said: Ah Feng, he is a bit domineering, sometimes he has a hard mouth, but——take a look at Murong Feng with a warning face, but his nature is very strong and responsible, eh?Ah Feng, what's going on?

After the dog reminded, he continued: Yes, there is perseverance, manliness, and handsomeness...

Huh?Ah Feng, is being handsome a character?

Dazed: Eyes excited: Look, there are still qualified people in the organization, so some people are crooked, it's purely blown by the wind, don't blame the author!

At this time, the dog nodded seriously to the sheep.

So the sheep said affirmatively: Well, he is still handsome.

stay:……

Crowd:  …

6. When did the two meet?Where?

Yang: One time when he attended an awards ceremony, he went to Yaya to get his styling done, but the designated stylist was not around, so he met him.

Dog: Coaxes Murongdan to sleep without raising his head: Yes.

Dazed: Wiping away my sweat secretly, I finally answered one question normally.

Audience: This question is really boring...

7. What is your first impression of the other party?

Sheep: Difficult to deal with, not easy to mess with.

Dog: Free one hand to touch the sheep's hair: I felt itchy when I first saw him, and the gentle look on his face successfully seduced me.

Sheep: Surprised: Is there any?

Dog: Yes, at first I thought you put on special make-up, but later I realized that’s it, so I decided to get you!

Sheep: So early... (In self-reflection... Ah Feng was tempted so early, but I didn't even feel it. This is wrong, please treat him better in the future!)

Dog: ... (In self-reflection... At that time, I wanted to play casually. This kind of mentality is really terrible! Let's bully him less in the future!)

Dazed: Jumped up and bowed affectionately to the audience: Look, what's wrong with the bad writing!There is love!Do you understand if there is love?

As long as everyone is full of love, the world will become a beautiful world, dear!

Audience: Vomit!

Audience A: My dear, don't look at the author who looks like a [-]B now, he abused us a lot back then!He is pretending!

Audience B: ...

Audience A: Honey, why are you ignoring me?

Audience B: ...can you please stop swearing.

8. Where do you like each other?

Sheep: I like them all.

Dog: Cut, he likes me first!I don't like him!

Sheep: After thinking about it: Well, he doesn’t seem to like me very much, he bullies me, and he says everything I do is wrong!

Dog: Stand up and walk to the sheep in two steps, with a flustered face: Don't you know if I like you or not?Are you going to run again?

Sheep: Take over Murong Dan who is honestly stuck in a ball: I am not willing to leave, so where can I go?

Dog: Satisfied, he returned to his seat, sitting arrogantly: Look!That's it, he's the one sticking to me, what can I do!

Stay: Sheep, say it yourself, if you say it’s not like this today, I will change your attack tomorrow!Good attack!Zheng Nuanyang is so peerless and easy to attack!

Yang Yang was comforting Murong Dan who started to be dishonest as soon as he got into his arms. Hearing this, he smiled with a good temper: Oh, no need, I'm the one who clings to him now, and he ignores me when I chase him.

stay:……

Crowd:  …

A: Haha, he doesn’t look like Lao Tzu~ You have to tell me about love~

B: ...

9. Where do you hate each other?

Sheep: I don't hate it anywhere!

Dog: I hate him smoking secretly, eating too much meat for dinner, not exercising, taking a bath and making himself look like an old man...

Stay: Then break up!

Dog: Angrily grabbing the collar of Dai's clothes: You fucking came here today to make us break up, right?

Turning head: Sheep, let's go!go home!

Stay: Struggle to get rid of the angry man and hide behind the sheep: Sheep, don't go!This is the ninth question...

Sheep: good.

Blink: I don't want to break up with Afeng!

As soon as this remark came out, the dog turned his anger into joy, and sure enough, he sat back in his seat with an uncle-like expression on his face.

A: He has so many shortcomings... or hello dear~

B: ...Looking at the sky, wondering why someone would pull me out to watch something like this in the middle of the meeting.

Dadai wiped the cold sweat off his brow, trotted back and continued to look at the problem.

10. Do you think you get along well with each other?

Sheep: very good.

Dog: It’s okay~

Stay: Sheep, he bullied you so much, why don't you bring it up now?

Sheep: Is it useful to bring it up?Besides, I'm used to it.

Dai: Look~ My sheep are so good-natured~

Audience: That’s what you can’t do if you’re being bullied!You can't control it!

11. How do you address each other?

Sheep: Ah Feng.

Dog: Sheep, Dough, called Lin Hanzhi when angry.

Stay: Huh?What do sheep call you if they are angry?

Dog: ...I've been thinking about it for a long time but I can't figure it out...

If he was upset, he would take the initiative to change the topic, and if he couldn't, he would turn the bedding and sleep on the sofa.

He basically didn't speak out loud.

Dazed: If you don't say it, you will hold grudges, right?It's not a problem in the long run!

Dog: Looking at the sky with proud eyes: Haha, once you turn around and sleep at most, he will forget about it!this idiot~

People: Ah~ My family also wants to raise a sheep like this~

Stay: Proud: Only this one, hahaha~

12. How do you want the other party to call you?

Sheep: Oh, it’s fine, as long as you know you’re calling me.

Dai: I really didn't pursue it, what if he told you "Hello" or "Oh"?

Sheep: It's all right...

Dazed: ...Okay, there's nothing to say.

Dog: Ah Feng, it's best to bark dear.

Dazed: (Cut, Mensao!) Next question!

13. If you use an animal as an analogy, what animal does the other party look like?

Sheep: ..., ..., ... can't think of it.

Stay: A person whose thinking function is exhausted!

Whisper reminder: Dog!Loyal dog, do you understand?I want to buckle the question!

Sheep: Confused, 囧囧 With a godly thought: Even a loyal dog is raised crookedly... how can there be such a loyal dog with such a temper, it is not written like this on the website!

Dog: usually like a sheep, sleep like a pig.

14. If you give a gift, what will you give to the other party?

Sheep: I have been chasing him recently, and I have given him a lot of things, but he has kept a straight face.

Dazed: Why are you pursuing him again!

Sheep: Oh, he often said that he complained about me... scratching his head, I forgot what he complained about, but I asked Sesah, and he said that from an offensive point of view, he may still not feel safe enough.

Dai: So you chased him?

Sheep: Well, but after chasing him for a long time, he didn't agree.

Dazed: You are stupid, he already got you, of course he is not in a hurry to agree!

Probe into your brain and come up with an idea: If he doesn't agree, you don't have to do anything with him, he will definitely agree soon!

Sheep: Oh, it’s okay, we’re all together anyway, and it doesn’t affect the follow-up progress... Then I’ll keep chasing him if he doesn’t agree.

Stay: Damn, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer!Ok, next question.

Dog: Grass, I haven't answered yet!

Dazed: The eight-character eyebrows are boring, oh, then tell me!

Dog: A man with a big face: I will give him whatever he wants——

Dazed: Got it, next question.

Dog: Grass!

15. What gift do you want to receive?

Sheep: He smiled and said: The biggest surprise he gave me was actually the balls, and the others... I will take whatever he gives me!

Dog: Ah, I put away everything he gave, but recently I want to seduce him wet, but I understand, he doesn't understand!

Dazed: What tongue twister did Nima say...

A: Honey, I just want to receive a kiss from you~

B: ...well, tonight~

A: Good~grass!Today is Sunday, I am below!

16. Is there any dissatisfaction with the other party?If so, where is it?

Dog: Straighten your neck!He has a lot of problems!Stealing smoking, staying up late, going out to play never outdoors, all eating and drinking KTV, by the way, he can hardly listen to singing, lazy, not aggressive...

After talking for half an hour, I finally finished.

Sheep: Smiling: I am not dissatisfied, but if he bullies me less, I will be more satisfied.

Dog: Righteous indignation disappeared all at once, and he felt as if he had been struck by lightning: (Forget it, let’s bully him less in the future! Smelly sheep~)

17. What hobby code do you have?

Yang: I really like to play Three Kingdoms Kill, um, I recently played Hero Kill~

Dog: Hobbies!Eat mutton, very good!

Stay: big tail wolf!

Audience: Did you fail in your cultivation?

A: I used to play Three Kingdoms Killing and took in an apprentice. It’s okay to be stupid, with a winning rate of more than [-]% in the twenties. I'm so tired~

B: ...

18. Does the other party have any hobbies?

Dog: He is going to get into trouble playing Hero Kill, and he will shout kill when he sleeps!

Sheep: Ah Feng, he likes to bully me now, he just likes to make my balls cry...

Staying in the crowd: Damn, it's better to eat mutton...

19. What does the other party do that you hate?

Sheep: Nothing to hate.

Dog: Cut, barely hate him!

Just don't let me see him flirting with that bastard Lu Hongchuan again!

20. What do you do that other people will hate?

Dog: Hmph, whatever I do is good, why would he hate me!

Sheep: Think about it for a while: after I met Hong Chuan last time, A Feng refused to talk to me, so I chased him...Maybe he was not happy that I got too close to others.

Dog: hum!As long as you know!There is still time to chase after Lao Tzu!I am very precious!

Sheep: Smiling: Oh, all right!

Dai: ...do you dare to be tough?

Sheep: If the ending is to break up, I will dare, but if it is HE, then I will not dare. If he is tough, he will be cold and violent at home.

Crowd:  …

21. Where has the relationship between the two progressed?

Dog: Proudly: We are determined to each other for life, and we have a child!

Sheep: Yes.

Stay: Look at the dog with contempt: Whisper—look at your piss-pissing ring!

A: Our family also has children, do we need to be like them?

B: Xin said: You take your children to and from get off work every day, and you show off when you see people, isn't it considered cash?

22. Where was the first date?

Sheep: I haven't had a date!I went to bed after my checkup...

Dog: His face suddenly turned red, and he yelled: Who said we didn't have an appointment!I'll take you to dinner!Western food!Elegance is not far from that home!

Sheep: Ah!Yes, I forgot, huh, huh.

Dog: Suddenly thinking about that time was not very pleasant, and his face became even redder: Where do you want to go on a date!Go in a while!

Sheep: I will go home and meet with you in a while

Grandpa and the others ate...

Dog: wilting...

Stay: Look!If you don't have a good foundation, you are afraid of being found out~

People: You didn’t write it!Bad taste!

A: Damn, this bastard author wrote it, and it's not as sweet as a date!

B: With a cold face: My brother is.

A: ...Sorry!

B: ...Forget it, it's over.

23. What was the atmosphere like at that time?

sheep:……

dog:……

Stay: You can't stand in the cold, dear friends!

After a while, the sheep said: the atmosphere is average.

Dog: Next question!

24. Where was the progress?

sheep:……

Dog: ...you really want to die!

Dazed: This is a prescribed question, please answer it, don't be silent, dear friends!

Sheep: Well, let’s just confirm the partnership...

Dog: Hiccup!

Sheep: Move the chair closer and pat the dog on the back: Are you okay?

Murong Dan: Ah!

Dog: Picked up Murong Dan's collar, slapped his butt twice: Oh shit, you!

Murong Dan: Shit!

Stay: Now change the subject...is it useful?

25. Where do you often date?

Sheep: I don’t make appointments very much, usually I go home.

Dog: go home.

26. What will you do on your partner's birthday?

Sheep: cook for him.

Dog: It turns out that he can have sex when he doesn’t come to my house. It’s considered a lunar new year, but now he can’t do it anymore. He has to go back to the mansion, so we can only make dumplings.

Stay: Nima New Year's Eve, don't you want to be so arrogant!

27. Who was the first to confess?

Everyone fell silent.

Sheep: Hesitantly: It seems that I have never confessed...

Dog: He gave the sheep a vicious look and raised his eyebrows.

Stay: Dog: What are you thinking!

Dog: He never wanted to have a good time with me, what a fart!

Stay: Sheep: This is your fault!

Sheep: Well, now I confess to him every day, but he just ignores it...

Stay: Dog: You ignore people!

Dog: Tsk, who knows if he is real or not, 3 minutes of heat, and Lu Hongchuan also had this expression that day!

Stay: Sheep: You can't be unfaithful in marriage!

Sheep: I don't have any...

Dazed: Dog: He didn't...

Dog: I don’t have a body. I’m afraid his heart will run away. He didn’t have much use for me, and it’s gone as soon as the wind blows.

Stay: Sheep: Look, what to do!I feel bad!

Sheep: Smiling: It’s okay, I won’t leave his side, it’s only when he’s coaxed.

Dazed: I turned my head and was about to send a message: I saw the dog's mouth hooked upwards, obviously snickering, and then I remembered that I was stretching my neck to send a message. In fact, no one else was close to the two of them.

Depend on!I'm used to it!How used to this dog!

A: I'm sorry for suddenly hugging B.

B: ...Forget it, it's over.

28. How much do you like each other?

Sheep: I want to be with him all the time.

Dog: The corner of the mouth secretly hooked again: I don't like him!

Stay: used to it!

29 If mother falls into the water with him, who will be rescued first?

Dog: Damn!Is this the original question?Yeah?Yeah?

Sheep: Save Ah Feng first, but I can't swim.

The dog pursed his lips and smiled, then sternly said: Cough!We must save the woman first!This is gentlemanly, understand?

Turning to the sheep and yelling in a low voice: Don't get close to the water in the future!Did you hear me?

Sheep: good.

A: I will save you first~ dear.

B: ...I can swim.

30. What can the other party say to help?

Sheep: Needless to say, once he shakes his face, I can't help it!

Stay: useless!Turn around and ask: Where is the dog?

Dog: As long as he asks if he is okay, everything will be done to him!But breaking up won't work!

31. What should I do if I suspect that the other party wants to change?

Sheep: Oh, if you want to confirm, then leave.

Stay: Never thought about revenge?

Sheep: Why revenge?He is very good to me, but if the relationship is gone, there is nothing to do. If we get together, we will get together and if we don't, we will be separated. We can still be friends!

Stay: Damn!I understand where the dog's uneasiness comes from. This is a psychological assault!It's still scum!

Dog: ..., ... I will chase it back ..., ...

Stay: Oops!The dog is caught in the other party's imaginary!

Sheep: Hold the dog's hand and promise softly: Afeng, I won't change my mind!

Dog: Strongly beat the spirit: ...Okay.

Listless self-affirmation: Sheep will not change their minds when they are different. He fell in love with me first and then pursued me. How could he run away?

Sheep: Ah Feng, I really don’t know how to talk to the other party’s ear.

Dog squints: Really?

After seeing the warm and smiling affirmative eyes of the other party.

In an instant, he raised his tail again: he won't!

Dai: Look at it this way...you are the one who suffers...

A: Seeing different things and thinking about it... I hate it the most!

B: ...

32. Is it allowed to change your mind?

Dog: Grumpy: Grass!Unless I die!

Sheep: It's rare to be a little serious: No, this is the bottom line.

Dazed Bingzhong: Cough, so, you still have a bottom line?

Sheep: serious: yes.

Staying together: People who have a bottom line usually have integrity, do you have it?

Sheep: more serious: cough, yes, yes.

33. What should I do if the other party is one hour late for a date?

Sheep: Wait for him to come.

Dog: He is never late.

34. Which part of your partner do you like the most?

Sheep: I like them all.

Dog: Nose, hands, legs, um, all~

While talking, he picked up the glass and drank water...

Dazed: Confused: Didn't you say you don't like him?

Dog: Pfft...

Audience: Haha laughed: Ah, blushing!

Stay: squatting in the corner: why everyone laughs at me wiping water here!

35. Which behavior of the other party is the most seductive?

Sheep: Look at the dog carefully, think carefully: he is not seductive...

Dog: Looking at the sheep with disdain: When has he ever been seductive!

36. When do two people feel nervous?

Sheep: When I went to his house for the first time... knowing that I would not be accepted, I was still nervous and didn't sleep the night before.

Dog: Touch the sheep's hair: I won't do it in the future.

Sheep: Yes.

Ask the dog in a daze: what about you?

Dog: ah?Just kidding!I have seen and learned a lot, and the wall of chatting and laughing has been wiped out. When did I ever get nervous!

Dazed: The sheep ran away when you got married, then the sheep got another girlfriend, Murong Dan was born, the sheep came back and you chased after him, he put a ring on you, you took him home... um, and the place where you just saw the difference... ...Aren't you nervous?

Dog: Fuck!

37. Have you ever lied to the other party?Are you good at lying?

Sheep: No.

Dog: No.

Stay: No white lies?

Sheep: It's all lies, so I won't tell you.

Dog: Nose crooked: You are not lying?If you don't want to say anything, just shut up and say nothing. You still misled me back then, so that's called not lying?ah?

Stay: He's going crazy again.

38. What do you feel the happiest about?

Sheep: Now being with Afeng and Dandan is the happiest.

Dog: Blushing suddenly, awkward for a long time, whispered: Ditto.

All in a daze: Pfft!

A: Hug B again, my dear, I am the happiest when I am with you and your child.

B: After being silent for a while, a little blush appeared on the cheeks to moisten the original coldness, and she replied in a low voice: Yes.

39. Have you ever quarreled?

Sheep: Yes.

Dog: Can we live together without quarreling?

A: That's right.

B: ...

40. What kind of quarrel was it?

Sheep: The worst time he hit me in the face with a passbook, it was very insulting.

Stay: Then what?Is there any more bloody and violent?

Dog: That time I want to regret it again and again, what the hell are you going to do?Damn Lu Hongchuan!

A:...

B: Do you remember us?

A: ... (It's rape! I'm guilty!)

41. How to reconcile?

Sheep: I coaxed him for a long time.

Stay: Are you promising?

Sheep: He won't let me eat or sleep...what can I do...

Dog: Cow B Coax: He coaxed me~

42. Do you want to be lovers if you have an afterlife?

Sheep: If so, I would like to.

Dog: Not lovers!It's a mate!

Stay: Oh oh!

A: Me too.

B: ...um.

43. When did you feel "loved"?

Sheep: Anytime, the deepest time was when I saw Murong Yu.

Dog: Usually he is very tolerant, but I don’t think he has deep feelings.

Sheep: ... Ah Feng ...

Dog; but forget it~ This young master is so charming, are you afraid that he will fall in love soon?

He has a sense of security now, everything will be fast~

A: My dear, why don't you pay much attention to me, I also think you love me.

B: ...Because it is.

A: Then why don't you say anything?

B: ...

44. When did you feel "don't you love me?"

Sheep: After confirming the relationship, there is no such feeling.

Dazed: Shocked: Then you still leave?

Sheep: Bow your head and think for a moment: It's not because of this, I think it's too difficult for each other... Well, at that time, it was my fault, I was not firm enough.

Dog: Hmph, as long as you know it, remember to remedy it in the future!

Sheep: OK.

Dog: I have this feeling, that is, when he left, and when he had a girlfriend, but even now, I don’t feel how much he loves me, he has the same attitude towards everyone.

A: It looks a little uncomfortable: you know what?When you got married, I thought I was done and I would never get you back.

B: After thinking for a while, I took the initiative to reach out and hold the other person's hand: I won't do it in the future.

A: OK.

45. How do you show love?

Sheep: Me, I don't get angry when he bullies me, and then he can do whatever he asks.

Stay: That's very shameless, you are a man!

Sheep: He won't ask for excessive things!

Dog: Satisfied: My performance is to let him quit those bad habits!Quit!Root out!

46. ​​How is your health?

Sheep: very good.

Dog: It’s also very good, as he speaks confidently with his chest up

Dai: So pretty, do you have boobs?

Dog: Get out!Do you understand the pectoral muscles?I am more confident while talking, and I still have six-pack abs.

Dai: What about the sheep?

Dog: Contemptuous: Cut, can he have it?He has Murong eggs!

Sheep: Take the topic, I have it, I have it too.

Stay: what?

Sheep: I don't have pectoral muscles, but I still have abdominal muscles.

Dog: ah?When you see the other party's actions, stop it quickly. Damn it, you are not allowed to lift your clothes for others to see!

Sheep: Oh, but I also have them.

Stay: Doubt (I still know the characters I wrote...): Also six yuan.

Sheep: No, although I only have one piece, it is very strong and bigger than Afeng's.

Stay: so powerful? (Abs are bigger and bigger...not that one...)

The dog over there had already collapsed from laughing, Murong Dan didn't know why his father was so happy, so he rolled all over the floor.

Stay: Isn't that right?Sheep, why are your abdominal muscles singular and not symmetrical?

Dog: ...you're stupid...he's lost a little weight, and feels that his belly is not so soft...but no matter how flat it is, it's just a small belly, and it will never turn into abdominal muscles.

……

47. ​​If you die, will you die before the other party?Or after death?

Sheep: Smile, let me go first.

Dog: Bow your head: If you are seven or eighty, let's go together!If not, let him go first, I don't care whether it's good or bad, I'm still his relative, if I die before him, he will be himself again.

He was sad for so long alone, and he couldn't let him close his eyes without being with him.

Stay: Can't we be together when we're young?

Dog: That's farting!Let's go together, what about Murong Dan?Murong's family is so big, if he was taught to be like a sheep, wouldn't he be cheated to death?

Dai: Do you feel the burden is heavy?

Dog: Heavy, talking about hugging Murongdan, but without me I'm not at ease.

Off stage:

A: Take B's hand and kiss the ugly scar on the back of the other's hand: I'm selfish, let me die first, but you are not allowed to find someone else, and then I will turn into a ghost and haunt you.

B: ...OK.

48. Is there something hidden between the two of you?

Sheep: None.

Dog: I don't have one, but he does!

I seem to know that he has a clue about his parentage, but he never said so!

Sheep: ah?I just don't think it's necessary, so I'll explain it to you when I go back, okay?

Dog: hum!

49. Is the relationship between the two recognized by the people around?Still confidential?

Sheep: Known to friends and family.

Dog: Well, but I think Fanwei is a bit small. Now there are too many ideas for him, and there are also many ideas for me. Annoying!

Stay: Huh?Doesn't that mean you're attractive?Not happy yet?

Dog: Happy fart!I have a family and children.

Staying in the crowd: You are so fucking good!

50. Do you think the love between the two will last forever?

Sheep: yes.

Dog: Must be forever!