The Child Bride-in-Law of the Green Snake Essence

Good uncle face,

"Xiao Mu, do you like mooncakes?"

Xiao Mumu remembered the mooncakes filled with candied fruit that he ate in the palace on August [-]th last year. It was sweet and delicious, and he nodded at Hua Ning while drooling.

"Xiao Er, look, your little daughter-in-law wants to eat."

"If Xiaomu wants to eat, I will do it naturally," Qing Ren looked at Xiaomu's greedy little cat, wiped his saliva,

"However, I only cook it for Xiaomu alone, you have no share."

"You, you, you unfilial bastard." Hua Ning was so angry that he couldn't speak.

"I'll go and bring your elder brother here. We won't leave during the Mid-Autumn Festival, so we'll stay here and let him kill your little wife when he goes crazy."

"Master, you can try, just in case," Qing Ren looked at Hua Ning, and licked his teeth, "If I accidentally killed senior brother, then who would want Master."

"You, you, what nonsense are you talking about?" Hua Ning blushed and ran away angrily.Huh, sophomore school is broken.

"Xiao Mu, we seem to have offended them all?" Qing Ren looked at the little wood nestled in his arms, playing with the strand of red silk, and couldn't help sighing. Although the process of bullying people is very enjoyable, it is not a good thing to offend people ah.

"But, Brother Xianggong is very happy." Xiao Mu rubbed his little face in Qing Ren's arms, and added, "Xiao Mu is also very happy."

Qingren laughed, we two are really a bad couple.

9. I pinch you with dough

Although bullying people is very happy, but this moon cake still has to be made, and it still has to be eaten by those few people, so it should be regarded as an apology.Qing Ren somewhat remembered the moon cakes that should be filled with sweet-scented osmanthus, but he didn't know what flavor his little wood liked.

So on this day, Qingren mixed several flavors of stuffing, each a little bit, let Xiaomu taste it first, see what he likes, and then make a lot.Qingren made jujube paste, five kernels, sesame seeds, peanuts, red bean paste, white lotus, osmanthus, candied fruit, and sugar roses. Xiaomu took a bite of each of them. After eating one, he looked at Qingren with a happy face, nodded and said Delicious, after eating one, I looked at Qing Ren, said it was delicious, and ate another, and said this was even more delicious. In the end, Qing Ren realized that he had made a wrong decision. delicious.Alas, isn't this making yourself guilty?

Since the little wood likes it all, it can only be made for every taste.On this day, Qingren woke up early in the morning and started making noodles. When Qingren was making noodles, Little Wood stood next to him on the little wooden bench and played. Qingren threw him a small ball of dough and asked him to play by himself. Well, I have to concentrate on kneading the dough. Kneading the dough is a very delicate job. It needs to be strong enough, but it must not be kneaded to death. It will feel good when it is eaten just right in the mouth.

Qingren kneaded for a while, the dough took shape, and when he turned his head, he saw that Xiao Mumu kneaded the small dough into a ball and pooped on the chopping board, Qingren wondered, his family Xiao Mumu came from a noble family, which bastard is this What about his little daughter-in-law who taught him badly?So I asked Xiao Mu,

"Xiaomu, who taught you to do this? You are not allowed to pinch this in the future!"

"Brother Xianggong, is this ugly?" Xiao Mumu looked at Qing Ren with an aggrieved face, Qing Ren was speechless, it's not a matter of being ugly or not,

"Xiaomu is stupid, I don't know how to make brother Xianggong look more beautiful."

Xiaomu was so wronged that he was about to cry, but Qingren was about to choke to death, could this lump of poop be himself? ? ?God, am I so fat?Qing Ren has always been very satisfied with his figure, but now, his self-esteem has suffered a severe blow. Could it be that his body really looks like this lump of poop?Qingren wished he could transform into a prototype and go to the waterside to take pictures, he remembered that it wasn't like this.

Xiao Mumu looked at his brother-in-law pitifully, is what he did really so ugly?Seeing that he was embarrassing his elder brother, Qingren looked down and saw his little daughter-in-law looking at him with tears in her eyes, and her heart immediately melted into a puddle of water.Qingren put down the dough in his hand, held Xiaomu's hand, and helped Xiaomu knead the poop-like object, and then slowly kneaded it into a long and thin piece. Xiaomu was very happy, Xianggong's brother's hand was big and warm , Everything is beautiful, after the snake was coiled, Qing Ren looked at it carefully, although it still didn't look like a snake, but at least it didn't look like the excrement, Xiaomu made some green grass juice himself, dyed the dough snake into a small green snake, I ordered two more red eyes, and I really like it.

The two became interested, and they were not in a hurry to make mooncakes anymore. They took the dough and kneaded small animals, kittens, rabbits, and tortoises. Qing Ren was so skillful that everything he did was wonderful.After all, Xiaomu is a child, his hands are soft and weak, and everything he pinches is a soft mass similar to poop, so he just squeezed the juice from the plant beside him to color the semi-finished products of Qingren, and the two of them had a great time playing Lehu, Xiaomu likes it very much, so Qingren made out all the goblins he knew, so after a while, a bunch of small animals were lined up on the chopping board, wolves, foxes, cats, sika deer, and a cute chubby doll, Xiaomu pointed at the fat doll

"Brother Xianggong, is this Xiaomu?"

"Yes, this is my little daughter-in-law."

Xiao Mumu happily took the fat doll and put it on the little green snake, Xianggong brother carried him on his back, what a beautiful picture.

Qingren checked the plant juice used by Xiaomu, it was not poisonous, and then put the pile of small animals in a cage and steamed them, Xiaomu saw that the little animals just now became chubby, round, good interesting.Xiao Mumu ate a little rabbit, and then a little monkey. The little green snake and the fat baby couldn't bear to eat them anyway. Qingren could only put them in Xiaomu's white jade bowl. He didn't want to let Xiaomu Tomorrow, I will see moldy little snakes and hairy fat babies crying.

When the brothers who came to eat saw these animal steamed buns, they immediately got into a commotion and rushed to grab them, insisting on keeping their own and eating the other's.Xiao Liu Lu Chi and Xiao Wu Wu Mi rolled together to snatch the cat and the fox, the big bad wolf Mo Yi ate Xiao Qi Qimei's sika deer, Xiao Qi was so angry that he threw him with a sheep, the big bad wolf took it and took a bite, What's the matter with the mouth, it's a pity that it doesn't taste like mutton.The master turned around for a long time, and ran over to question Qingren, Xiaoer, why don't you behave like a human being?All the monsters were amazed, Master, you really have a strong taste, you actually want to eat people.Master is so innocent, I just want to collect it, it’s so beautiful.The villain did it, but Qingren wouldn't take it out, it was for his little wife alone.

The moon cakes were still made before the Mid-Autumn Festival, one by one, round, sweet and sweet.Qingren specially pressed a set of molds to make mooncakes, so the mooncakes made by Qingren have the word "wood" on the front and the word "green" on the back. This is the only one on this mountain, and there is no other semicolon.Little Mumu has a weird habit of eating mooncakes. He would eat all the skins first, and then eat the fillings little by little. After the skin was gnawed off, the ball of stuffing was exposed, Hua Ning got goosebumps seeing it, touching Qingren,

"Your children need to be disciplined, it doesn't look good to eat like this."

Qing Ren rolled his eyes at him, "Shut up if you want to eat moon cakes, and my little wood can eat whatever he likes, as long as he is happy. What do children want to look good? Besides, who said my little wood is not good-looking, I I think it's cute."

Qing Ren thought that his little wood was interesting from the bottom of his heart, even eating moon cakes was different from others, Hua Ning looked at his apprentice, it was all over, this apprentice was already in a state of obscurity.

Qingren wrapped the mooncakes in oiled paper, eight yuan for the family, not too much, and they were not allowed to ask for more after eating, Xiaomu weaved a rope with the red hair of a vixen, and tied a bow on each paper bag, which was easy to hold and beautiful .The two of them went to various caves to give presents together, and asked for a gift in return, these white-eyed wolves, if you don't go in person, you must run away after taking the mooncake, so you don't remember to return the gift.

10. Mid-Autumn Festival Mirror Lake Night

Qingren took Xiao Mutou to Lu Chi's place first. Although Xiao Mutou always bullied Lu Chi, Qingren could tell that his little Mutou really liked this simple sixth junior brother. The red rope that was wrapped was actually angry with his own hair, and he looked at the two with grinning teeth,

"Brother Xianggong, Xiaohong doesn't seem to want to eat mooncakes, so let's go." Xiaomu never tired of bullying Xiaohong,

"Is it mooncakes? Oh, come in, two officials, come in, it's windy outside, don't blow it." The vixen was afraid that the mooncakes in his mouth would fly again, so he immediately got on his body and began to greet the guest officials.

The two went in cheerfully, and came out with livid faces after a while. The fox's den was too messy, and the two people who were used to a high-quality life couldn't stand the vixen who seemed to be living in a garbage dump, so they turned to look for Xiaoqi sika deer.The vixen yelled at the back, why do you want to snatch my sapphire mirror when you dislike my family?

The sika deer Qimei is worthy of being a spirit beast, well-bred and tastes good, he accepted the moon cakes and gave them some Cordyceps sinensis, Ganoderma lucidum and snow lotus, Qingren looked at these things, calculated that there was still flour at home, and thought about making some for Xiaomu when he went back Try the nourishing mooncakes.Then the two went to the cat demon Wumi. Wumi is a good home-type fairy. She is best at her own dried mice and fish fillets. Mixin marinated salted duck eggs and pickles.

The two walked around in the woods, and it was a rewarding experience.