The Child Bride-in-Law of the Green Snake Essence

Because the idiot Daoists once again lost their wallets.Wen Wei still remembered that when he left, his mother, concubine and father asked him to listen to the Taoist priest, so although he despised the Taoist priest's deceitful behavior in his heart, he still obediently cheated the world with him.

After finally getting into the mountains, Hua Ning's whole body is going to float, my green mountains, my green water, my small wooden house, my bamboo bed, I can be counted back.After making arrangements for Xiaowen, I told him to be obedient and not to run around, so I went all over the mountains and plains to find the big apprentice wolf cub.

After all, Wen Wei is a child, it is impossible for you to let him obediently stay still, the Taoist priest walks forward, and he leaves the courtyard with the back foot, a child who grew up in the deep palace, everything is fresh when he sees it, and he plucks a flower Little Hua'er giggled and ran around the big tree happily. When she looked up, the tree was so tall.Hey, what is that, faint green, winding around the tree trunk, Wen Wei has never seen a snake before, so naturally he doesn't know what it is?

So, the child's curiosity was aroused, and he ran back to the yard to find a bamboo pole, which was used by Hua Ning for fishing. Xiao Wenxuan dragged the big bamboo pole, walked under the tree wheezingly, and poked the pole on the tree with the bamboo pole. It was also a coincidence that the green snake tied seven inches of the green snake with one blow, and the green snake went limp and fell from the tree.It happened to fall on Xiaowen's body, Xiaowen's just a little older, how could he bear such a weight, he also fell to the ground, rolling into a ball with one person and one snake.

Qing Ren, who was sleeping on the tree, fell down inexplicably, and was surprised to see that this unknown child was still a human being. He opened his mouth and asked,

"Whose child are you? How did you come here?" Seeing the child's terrified eyes, Qing Ren remembered that he was not in human form now.

Sure enough, the child immediately got up from the ground and ran away. Although he was small, he knew that animals can't talk, only fairies can talk, hoot, talking green goblin, so scary.

In the end, he didn't run a few steps, and bumped into Hua Ning who had just returned, Xiao Wenyu quickly hugged Hua Ning's leg,

"Daozhang, Daozhang, it's scary, that thing can talk."

"Oh, that's my snake." Hua Ning explained to the child that it's not a thing, it's a snake.

"Snakes can talk, woo woo." Wen Wei didn't care what it was, he only knew it was a goblin.

"Is it weird to be able to talk? All the animals I raise can talk, so can wolves, so can foxes, and so can cats."

Xiaowen let go of Daochang's legs, saw the big bad wolf following behind Daochang, and trembled in fright, the wolf smiled, showing its sharp teeth, and greeted the children

"Yo, human child, it looks delicious!"

Xiao Wenyu burst into tears, he figured out where he was, this is the legendary goblin cave!Woohoo, I want to go home, I want to go home, I don't want to be eaten by goblins.

3. Child bride

After all, Xiao Wenyu is still a child, when the green snake turns into the handsome young man Qingren, Wenyu will not be so afraid.However, even though the big bad wolf has also turned into the tall and handsome Mo Yi, Wen Wei still avoids him. He remembers that this man said that he would eat his own.

In fact, the big bad wolf is so wronged. It was misunderstood by the children. The so-called "Yo, human children look delicious!" is completely the mantra of the big bad wolf, and the previous subject can be replaced by any characters, such as

"Yo, Second Junior Brother, it looks delicious!"

"Yo, Third Junior Brother, it looks delicious!"

"Yo, Fourth Junior Brother, it looks delicious!"

……

Can also be replaced with

"Yo, little mushroom, it looks delicious!"

"Yo, green apple, it looks delicious!"

By analogy, our brother Mo Yi is really just talking, and this sentence is also an expression of his inner love and praise. He Mo Yi has a good eye, but it doesn't look like everything is delicious.However, this sentence pattern does not apply to the immortal master. The big bad wolf will say, "Master, the taste is good, but it is too hard, and I can't bite it and my teeth are clumsy!" lesson learned.

Leaving aside the grievances between the big bad wolf and Hua Ning, let's talk about our current little Wenyu first. After everyone heard Hua Ning's explanation, Qing Ren felt a little headache. Looking at this child, he was so thin and shabby in ragged clothes. , turned out to be a prince?After staying with Master for so many days, I still haven't starved to death. I really have tenacious vitality.

In this mountain, Master always picks up interesting animals when he sees them, and he gets tired of raising them for a few days, and then this hard work falls on Qingren. Raising cats, foxes and sika deer is really lively, Fortunately, humans have brought them back.

"Master, it's fine if you go out to cheat for food and drink, why did you abduct other people's children?" Qing Ren questioned the irresponsible Taoist priest,

Hua Ning turned around and removed the disguised face at the foot of the mountain, revealing a stunningly beautiful face, it was astonishingly beautiful, looked at Qing Ren pitifully, the beauty trick seemed to have no effect, Qing Ren was unmoved.

On the other hand, Xiao Wenyu who suddenly saw Hua Ning's face-changing was startled again, mother, a monster who can change his face, he ran to Qing Ren's side in fright, it's safer to be able to change people than to be able to change faces.

"Xiao Er, don't be angry, isn't it just a momentary mistake for me?"

Xiaoer, Qing Ren wants to twitch his lips every time he hears this name, it's really ugly, but the worst thing is that Hua Ning gave them names back then. Hua Ning chose the name based on the animal's color and animal ranking So the big bad wolf was called Hei Yi, and he was called Lu Er, which was so ugly that they changed it after studying, but Master still got used to it, and Qing Ren didn't bother to argue with Xiao Yi and Xiao Er.

"Can you guarantee to raise it yourself?" Qing Ren glared at him, Hua Ning was speechless, he would be enthusiastic about everything for 3 minutes, he really didn't have the confidence to raise this child.

"Or, let me raise it. I haven't raised anyone yet?"

It was Mo Yi, the big bad wolf who was speaking. Upon hearing his voice, Xiao Wenyu quickly reached out and grabbed Qing Ren's clothes corner, shaking his head desperately, he could see that, here, the big brother has the final say, he doesn't want it Being eaten by a goblin, Qing Ren looked at the watery eyes of the child, he is really a beautiful child, it is not impossible to raise it by himself, Hua Ning looked at those two, suddenly, he had an idea

"Or, leave this doll to Xiaoer as a child bride-in-law, Xiaoer, look at this doll, how juicy it is!" Hua Ning lifted Wen Min's small face to Qingren Guan with the demeanor of a procuress in a brothel. people appreciate,

Green Snake Essence: ==+

Big Bad Wolf: ==+

"What is a child bride?" Xiao Wenxuan tugged at the corner of Qingren's clothes,

Green Snake Essence: ==+

"If you become someone's child bride, that person will take care of your food and drink, and raise you up." Hua Ning continued to pimp the two, and he almost took out a big red flower to wear on his head.

"Oh, big brother, I want to be your child bride." Obviously, our poor little Wenyu was cheated, and looked at Qingren expectantly, afraid that he would not agree, the green snake spirit wanted to cry, What's the matter?

Hua Ning didn't expect things to go so smoothly, thinking that he had achieved a good marriage, maybe he could accumulate merit and get rid of the oil bottle, so he didn't care about his disciple's life or death, and turned his head to look at Little Wen Even though she's a little small, isn't love starting from a doll?

"It won't work like this." Mo Yi said suddenly, Qing Ren looked at him gratefully, there was always someone to talk to.

"Why can't I be the eldest brother's child bride?" Xiao Wenyu was at a loss, seeing how the good things he had done could not work, but he felt that this was his right and he wanted to fight for it.

"This child is a dragon son, and the second junior brother is a snake. They are close relatives. They will give birth to fools."

Everyone: ==+

This weird theory is completely fallacious that Hua Ning made up in order to prevent Mo Yi from hooking up with the she-wolf or other four-legged beasts. That is, incest will produce fools. In order to prevent him from believing it, he took him to the world to see it for a while. For the silly son born to his brother and sister, Big Bad Wolf firmly believes in this theory.Thinking that the dragon and snake are close relatives, and the child born is a dragon, or a stupid dragon, I can't help but feel that this is not appropriate.

next of kin?Born a fool?Qing Ren stared at Hua Ning, did you teach this?Hua Ning looked resentful, and found an excuse to drag the big bad wolf who caused the trouble to turn around and run away, leaving Qing Ren and his freshly baked daughter-in-law looking at each other in dismay.Qingren looked at the sky speechlessly, God, what did I do wrong, you want to torture me like this!Xiaowen is complacent, and can be regarded as having found a benefactor.

4. Small wood

There were only these two people left in the room, and Xiao Wenyu was a little bolder, and stepped forward to pull Qingren's clothes and legs

"Big brother, I'm hungry."

Looking up, looking at Qingren's little Wenyu with big eyes, he is so cute that he is dying, Qingren is helpless, those brothers who are just practicing together say that I will feed them when they are hungry, not to mention that this one is freshly made by me His child bride-in-law, of course he has to be fed even more.

When he was just cultivating as an adult, the first skill his master taught him was cooking, and he blamed himself for being so talented. After learning from his master for a few days, his master took him to the world to taste some delicious food. The craftsmanship of the dishes, according to Xiaowen's evaluation later, is even better than those made by Yuchu.

Carrying the child on the stool, Qingren went to cook for him by himself. After walking a few steps, he turned around and saw the little guy was still behind him. The child was obviously a little shy, but he still pretended to be calm. But he followed him step by step, probably in this mountain, so he looked normal.

Qing Ren is not rushing