Strong alliance
Chapter 5 5. Broom Fight
Seeing the unkind faces behind them, the three of Xiao Xi rushed out.
It may not be impossible to fight, but there is no need to do it, just avoid it if you can.
In order to hurry up, An Yu directly threw the box in his hand, Xiao Xi was surprised, his breath was unsteady: "You don't want the box anymore?"
"I'll look for it when I have time. If I can't find it, I'll pull it down." An Yu took a deep breath: "Anyway, there's nothing important in it, and the documents are all in the pocket."
Xiao Xi couldn't help but glanced in the direction of the box, as long as it was the outer shell, he didn't even have the desire to steal it.see.
"I have troubled you." Xiao Xi said with downcast eyes, but his speed did not slow down at all: "I will make it up to you later."
An Yu smiled and didn't say a word, but also speeded up, faintly surpassing Xiao Xi.
The worst one was Zhang Feiyang, whose speed was affected by his body size, so he had to grit his teeth and run in order not to be killed.
"Xixixi...Brother Xi!" Zhang Feiyang ran panting and couldn't speak fluently: "This mother, mother... what the hell is going on! How did you provoke black mice, this person is a mess. "
"You mother... Straighten your tongue first." Xiao Xi distractedly replied to Zhang Feiyang, and then explained: "I beat him up two days ago."
"Fuck!" Zhang Feiyang howled, "The black mouse is the most famous gangster, the kind with someone in the family, why did you beat him up!"
Xiao Xi: "I saw him beating someone the day before yesterday, so I beat him up."
Zhang Feiyang: "..."
An Yu glanced at Xiao Xi who spoke lightly but blushed: "Do you know that person?"
"do not know."
"Then you help him?"
"He's wearing Yuka's school uniform."
Xiao Xi raised his arm and wiped the sweat that was about to flow into his eyes, thought for a while and said: "That idiot Black Mouse is very ruthless in his actions, he is almost interrupted by his anger."
When fighting with superiors, it's easy to strike hard, and it just so happens that Black Mouse is such a person.
That day was Thursday, and because of too many absenteeisms, Xiao Xi was interviewed by Da Bison during evening self-study.
Listening to him nagging for a long time, and having to read the self-criticism in front of the whole school the next day, Xiao Xi was in a slightly complicated mood.
After the interview was over, I went out of school to have some fun.
As soon as Xiao Xi made a detour to the back street, the insults from the ancestors of the previous generation and the parents of the next generation came from the corner of the gutter, mixed with the sound of begging for mercy.
People passing by are in a hurry, pretending they didn't see or hear them.
When Xiao Xi passed by, his footsteps paused, and with the help of the dim light, he recognized the beaten person, who was wearing Yujia's school uniform, and went in after a moment of hesitation.
"Xiao Xi." An Yu who was running wildly called him suddenly, and said, "Not bad."
Xiao Xi was stunned for a moment, his blushing face became even redder, as if stained with blood, and he didn't know if he ran away or was embarrassed by the praise, so he whispered "Thank you".
The second half of the thank you was swallowed up by a miserable howl.
It was Zhang Feiyang who was howling, and when he turned his head to look, he was kissing the ground with his mother's face down, and there was a stick beside his leg, rolling around several times.
Zhang Feiyang lay on the ground and twitched twice, and got up with his hands on the ground, with two blood pillars hanging on his face.
He took two heavy deep breaths, and shouted in a majestic voice: "Fuck. Your uncle, if you can't catch up, you will play a sneak attack. You are so fucking cowardly!"
Zhang Feiyang didn't give Xiao Xi and An Yu a chance to pull people. He picked up the stick next to him and rushed back, preparing to complete the feat of one against five.
Very high.
"Brother, will you fight?" Xiao Xi stopped and asked An Yu with a frown.
Seeing people rushing back, Xiao Xi naturally couldn't ignore them, and they wouldn't have an advantage if they beat more people with fewer people. If Zhang Feiyang was asked to pick five, this guy might be able to beat a stick into a pork pie.
An Yu is a man of action, so he didn't answer Xiao Xi's question, but raised his eyes and looked around.
Just beside the narrow road, there were two sanitation tricycles with big brooms inserted in them, and the heads were tied with thin bamboo poles.
It will be noon, which restaurant should the environmental sanitation uncle eat at, and the car is temporarily parked here.
"It's done." An Yu raised his foot and walked over, with a broom in each hand, and then threw a broom to Xiao Xi, and then plunged into the fighting pile.
The thrown broom tremblingly drew an arc in the air. Young Master Xiao caught the weapon with trembling hands, looked him up and down several times, and compared it with the sticks in the hands of Black Mouse and the others.
This stuff is better than a stick.
Big again!And long!And thick!
Definitely stronger than a stick!
Xiao Xi also didn't care about the issue of fighting with a broom and ruining his image, he grabbed the handle tightly and rushed in, the so-called capture the king first, and went straight to the black mouse.
To be honest, An Yu thought about it quite comprehensively. Knowing that he had found a weapon to balance the situation, he was already ready to fight with his bare hands.
Young Master Xiao had a lot of experience in fighting with bare hands, but it was his first time fighting with a broom, so he could only f*ckingly sweep the black mouse.
As for the effect... it seems to be pretty good!
Hei Mouse didn't have a stick in his hand, Zhang Feiyang had his stick in his hand, he wanted to raise his hand to grab the broom but couldn't find a chance, Xiao Xi swung it in a random way, and the broom head made of thin bamboo was very sticky and very sticky. Not easy to catch!
The black mouse's arms, legs, and chest were swept several times by Xiao Xi, who could be described as having no resistance, and then he was slapped heavily on the head.
Others were directly fooled.
The black mouse got his name because of his dark skin and small eyes. He quickly ran back a few steps, covering his hairy head, his eyes were so painful that he squinted, but he didn't forget to scream.
"Xiao Xi, a grass-mud horse, I won't beat you to death today! I will take your fucking surname!"
"..."
Xiao Xi didn't want to have such a son, so he rushed over with a broom, and continued to slap the black mouse fiercely: "Kill me if you have the blood, dog! East! West!"
The bamboo sticks of the big broom hurt people to death, and the black mouse couldn't beat them. Before the broom hit him, he ran out of the battlefield and said to his brothers: "Hit! Beat the three of them to death! Fuck it!" !"
Xiao Xi didn't chase him, turned around, and wanted to get into the nearby battlefield, but he was embarrassed to find that he didn't seem to be needed in the main battlefield.
An Yu fought fiercely with a broom.
Holding the handle up and down with both hands, every time you swing it, there will be a gust of breeze, and those fools who are holding sticks and showing off their might can't get in at all, a bit like a practicing family.
And Zhang Feiyang's role...
Only in the way.
Seeing that Xiao Xi couldn't catch the gap to get in, he could only be ready at all times, and when someone wanted to play tricks, he would slap him with a broom.
An Yuxu couldn't take it anymore, she turned her head to Zhang Feiyang and said, "Get out of the way, don't get in the way!"
"Oh." Zhang Feiyang touched his nose, stepped back, and rubbed against Xiao Xi.
The glorious history of his one-on-one challenge has been cut off.
"Er Yang, you're so young that you can fight." Xiao Xi relaxed a little, poked the broom on the ground, leaned back, and admired An Yu's fight.
He is very handsome, and his body coordination is also very good. If he pumps that one, kicks this one, sometimes his clothes will be lifted up due to the large movements, revealing a lean and strong waist.
The expression on An Yu's face has always been calm, but there is a dangerous light in his eyes, and his hands are very sharp. Every time he slaps someone, there will be a slap, and it seems that Xiao Xi's bones hurt rather than his skin hurt.
"He was very good at fighting when he was a child." Zhang Feiyang withdrew from the battlefield, put his stick on his shoulders, lifted his clothes to wipe the sweat from his face, and emphasized again: "The kind that can especially fight."
Looking at Zhang Feiyang whose face was covered with blood, Xiao Xi held back a smile and asked: "How good was he at fighting when he was young?"
"He was the king of kids on our street back then. You know, he's like the boss, but it's a pity that he went abroad after primary school, and the journey of the big brother was interrupted." Zhang Feiyang looked at the blood-stained clothes and fucked With a sigh, he probably knew why Xiao Xi had a constipated face, and he also knew why his face felt wet.
Zhang Feiyang quickly took out a tissue and wiped it vigorously. If he went back like this, he could be buried tomorrow.
An Yu was still playing, and Xiao Xi hadn't been idle all the time. Seeing that someone was going to sneak attack, he shouted: "Hey! Brother, look at this!"
The man looked over stupidly, and Xiao Xi smacked his face with a broom: "I'll let the fuck you sneak attack!"
An Yu swept away the people in front of him: "Thank you."
"You're welcome." Xiao Xi carried the broom on his shoulders: "These people are not very good at fighting, let's make it quick."
"En." An Yu responded lightly.
"Eryang!" Xiao Xi called out to Zhang Feiyang, who kept wiping his face: "Don't wipe the fuck! Let's fight together, get out quickly."
Although these few people were not very good at beating, they were tough and tenacious like cockroaches, and they still couldn't leave unless they were beaten thoroughly.
Xiao Xi glanced at An Yu, and saw that he raised his leg with a hard face, kicked on the belly of the person in front of him, was kicked a long way, and even rolled a few times.
Looking at it, Xiao Xi felt his stomach hurt, and his intestines were about to be robbed.
But when An Yu kicked, his legs were [-] meters long, and he looked like a cold and ruthless killer.
"Xiao Xi!" An Yu suddenly called out his name loudly: "Get out of here!"
"what?"
Immediately afterwards, the screams of several women and children pierced Xiao Xi's ears.
"Ahhh! Killed!"
The author has something to say:
Xiao Xi: Lao Tzu is the embodiment of justice!
An Yu: Why didn't you say that you were the goddess of justice in your previous life?
Xiao Xi: Please find out your gender, I am the god of justice!
I don't know if you have ever seen the kind of broom that hurts when you swing it.I don't really know how painful it is, after all, I haven't been swung.
(Hush in a low voice, although I haven’t been swung by the big one, but I have been swung by the smaller version, just the broom used to sweep the shop. When I was a child, I was spanked by my mother when I was disobedient. It hurts!)
It may not be impossible to fight, but there is no need to do it, just avoid it if you can.
In order to hurry up, An Yu directly threw the box in his hand, Xiao Xi was surprised, his breath was unsteady: "You don't want the box anymore?"
"I'll look for it when I have time. If I can't find it, I'll pull it down." An Yu took a deep breath: "Anyway, there's nothing important in it, and the documents are all in the pocket."
Xiao Xi couldn't help but glanced in the direction of the box, as long as it was the outer shell, he didn't even have the desire to steal it.see.
"I have troubled you." Xiao Xi said with downcast eyes, but his speed did not slow down at all: "I will make it up to you later."
An Yu smiled and didn't say a word, but also speeded up, faintly surpassing Xiao Xi.
The worst one was Zhang Feiyang, whose speed was affected by his body size, so he had to grit his teeth and run in order not to be killed.
"Xixixi...Brother Xi!" Zhang Feiyang ran panting and couldn't speak fluently: "This mother, mother... what the hell is going on! How did you provoke black mice, this person is a mess. "
"You mother... Straighten your tongue first." Xiao Xi distractedly replied to Zhang Feiyang, and then explained: "I beat him up two days ago."
"Fuck!" Zhang Feiyang howled, "The black mouse is the most famous gangster, the kind with someone in the family, why did you beat him up!"
Xiao Xi: "I saw him beating someone the day before yesterday, so I beat him up."
Zhang Feiyang: "..."
An Yu glanced at Xiao Xi who spoke lightly but blushed: "Do you know that person?"
"do not know."
"Then you help him?"
"He's wearing Yuka's school uniform."
Xiao Xi raised his arm and wiped the sweat that was about to flow into his eyes, thought for a while and said: "That idiot Black Mouse is very ruthless in his actions, he is almost interrupted by his anger."
When fighting with superiors, it's easy to strike hard, and it just so happens that Black Mouse is such a person.
That day was Thursday, and because of too many absenteeisms, Xiao Xi was interviewed by Da Bison during evening self-study.
Listening to him nagging for a long time, and having to read the self-criticism in front of the whole school the next day, Xiao Xi was in a slightly complicated mood.
After the interview was over, I went out of school to have some fun.
As soon as Xiao Xi made a detour to the back street, the insults from the ancestors of the previous generation and the parents of the next generation came from the corner of the gutter, mixed with the sound of begging for mercy.
People passing by are in a hurry, pretending they didn't see or hear them.
When Xiao Xi passed by, his footsteps paused, and with the help of the dim light, he recognized the beaten person, who was wearing Yujia's school uniform, and went in after a moment of hesitation.
"Xiao Xi." An Yu who was running wildly called him suddenly, and said, "Not bad."
Xiao Xi was stunned for a moment, his blushing face became even redder, as if stained with blood, and he didn't know if he ran away or was embarrassed by the praise, so he whispered "Thank you".
The second half of the thank you was swallowed up by a miserable howl.
It was Zhang Feiyang who was howling, and when he turned his head to look, he was kissing the ground with his mother's face down, and there was a stick beside his leg, rolling around several times.
Zhang Feiyang lay on the ground and twitched twice, and got up with his hands on the ground, with two blood pillars hanging on his face.
He took two heavy deep breaths, and shouted in a majestic voice: "Fuck. Your uncle, if you can't catch up, you will play a sneak attack. You are so fucking cowardly!"
Zhang Feiyang didn't give Xiao Xi and An Yu a chance to pull people. He picked up the stick next to him and rushed back, preparing to complete the feat of one against five.
Very high.
"Brother, will you fight?" Xiao Xi stopped and asked An Yu with a frown.
Seeing people rushing back, Xiao Xi naturally couldn't ignore them, and they wouldn't have an advantage if they beat more people with fewer people. If Zhang Feiyang was asked to pick five, this guy might be able to beat a stick into a pork pie.
An Yu is a man of action, so he didn't answer Xiao Xi's question, but raised his eyes and looked around.
Just beside the narrow road, there were two sanitation tricycles with big brooms inserted in them, and the heads were tied with thin bamboo poles.
It will be noon, which restaurant should the environmental sanitation uncle eat at, and the car is temporarily parked here.
"It's done." An Yu raised his foot and walked over, with a broom in each hand, and then threw a broom to Xiao Xi, and then plunged into the fighting pile.
The thrown broom tremblingly drew an arc in the air. Young Master Xiao caught the weapon with trembling hands, looked him up and down several times, and compared it with the sticks in the hands of Black Mouse and the others.
This stuff is better than a stick.
Big again!And long!And thick!
Definitely stronger than a stick!
Xiao Xi also didn't care about the issue of fighting with a broom and ruining his image, he grabbed the handle tightly and rushed in, the so-called capture the king first, and went straight to the black mouse.
To be honest, An Yu thought about it quite comprehensively. Knowing that he had found a weapon to balance the situation, he was already ready to fight with his bare hands.
Young Master Xiao had a lot of experience in fighting with bare hands, but it was his first time fighting with a broom, so he could only f*ckingly sweep the black mouse.
As for the effect... it seems to be pretty good!
Hei Mouse didn't have a stick in his hand, Zhang Feiyang had his stick in his hand, he wanted to raise his hand to grab the broom but couldn't find a chance, Xiao Xi swung it in a random way, and the broom head made of thin bamboo was very sticky and very sticky. Not easy to catch!
The black mouse's arms, legs, and chest were swept several times by Xiao Xi, who could be described as having no resistance, and then he was slapped heavily on the head.
Others were directly fooled.
The black mouse got his name because of his dark skin and small eyes. He quickly ran back a few steps, covering his hairy head, his eyes were so painful that he squinted, but he didn't forget to scream.
"Xiao Xi, a grass-mud horse, I won't beat you to death today! I will take your fucking surname!"
"..."
Xiao Xi didn't want to have such a son, so he rushed over with a broom, and continued to slap the black mouse fiercely: "Kill me if you have the blood, dog! East! West!"
The bamboo sticks of the big broom hurt people to death, and the black mouse couldn't beat them. Before the broom hit him, he ran out of the battlefield and said to his brothers: "Hit! Beat the three of them to death! Fuck it!" !"
Xiao Xi didn't chase him, turned around, and wanted to get into the nearby battlefield, but he was embarrassed to find that he didn't seem to be needed in the main battlefield.
An Yu fought fiercely with a broom.
Holding the handle up and down with both hands, every time you swing it, there will be a gust of breeze, and those fools who are holding sticks and showing off their might can't get in at all, a bit like a practicing family.
And Zhang Feiyang's role...
Only in the way.
Seeing that Xiao Xi couldn't catch the gap to get in, he could only be ready at all times, and when someone wanted to play tricks, he would slap him with a broom.
An Yuxu couldn't take it anymore, she turned her head to Zhang Feiyang and said, "Get out of the way, don't get in the way!"
"Oh." Zhang Feiyang touched his nose, stepped back, and rubbed against Xiao Xi.
The glorious history of his one-on-one challenge has been cut off.
"Er Yang, you're so young that you can fight." Xiao Xi relaxed a little, poked the broom on the ground, leaned back, and admired An Yu's fight.
He is very handsome, and his body coordination is also very good. If he pumps that one, kicks this one, sometimes his clothes will be lifted up due to the large movements, revealing a lean and strong waist.
The expression on An Yu's face has always been calm, but there is a dangerous light in his eyes, and his hands are very sharp. Every time he slaps someone, there will be a slap, and it seems that Xiao Xi's bones hurt rather than his skin hurt.
"He was very good at fighting when he was a child." Zhang Feiyang withdrew from the battlefield, put his stick on his shoulders, lifted his clothes to wipe the sweat from his face, and emphasized again: "The kind that can especially fight."
Looking at Zhang Feiyang whose face was covered with blood, Xiao Xi held back a smile and asked: "How good was he at fighting when he was young?"
"He was the king of kids on our street back then. You know, he's like the boss, but it's a pity that he went abroad after primary school, and the journey of the big brother was interrupted." Zhang Feiyang looked at the blood-stained clothes and fucked With a sigh, he probably knew why Xiao Xi had a constipated face, and he also knew why his face felt wet.
Zhang Feiyang quickly took out a tissue and wiped it vigorously. If he went back like this, he could be buried tomorrow.
An Yu was still playing, and Xiao Xi hadn't been idle all the time. Seeing that someone was going to sneak attack, he shouted: "Hey! Brother, look at this!"
The man looked over stupidly, and Xiao Xi smacked his face with a broom: "I'll let the fuck you sneak attack!"
An Yu swept away the people in front of him: "Thank you."
"You're welcome." Xiao Xi carried the broom on his shoulders: "These people are not very good at fighting, let's make it quick."
"En." An Yu responded lightly.
"Eryang!" Xiao Xi called out to Zhang Feiyang, who kept wiping his face: "Don't wipe the fuck! Let's fight together, get out quickly."
Although these few people were not very good at beating, they were tough and tenacious like cockroaches, and they still couldn't leave unless they were beaten thoroughly.
Xiao Xi glanced at An Yu, and saw that he raised his leg with a hard face, kicked on the belly of the person in front of him, was kicked a long way, and even rolled a few times.
Looking at it, Xiao Xi felt his stomach hurt, and his intestines were about to be robbed.
But when An Yu kicked, his legs were [-] meters long, and he looked like a cold and ruthless killer.
"Xiao Xi!" An Yu suddenly called out his name loudly: "Get out of here!"
"what?"
Immediately afterwards, the screams of several women and children pierced Xiao Xi's ears.
"Ahhh! Killed!"
The author has something to say:
Xiao Xi: Lao Tzu is the embodiment of justice!
An Yu: Why didn't you say that you were the goddess of justice in your previous life?
Xiao Xi: Please find out your gender, I am the god of justice!
I don't know if you have ever seen the kind of broom that hurts when you swing it.I don't really know how painful it is, after all, I haven't been swung.
(Hush in a low voice, although I haven’t been swung by the big one, but I have been swung by the smaller version, just the broom used to sweep the shop. When I was a child, I was spanked by my mother when I was disobedient. It hurts!)
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