Undead meow of a certain college

Others didn't ask any more questions about Yu Zenyuan Shiye, and the full authority was given to Wujo Wu to be responsible.

The first thing Gojo Satoru did was, of course, make soup.

The one who can do anything is the strongest, so it is not a problem to make soup or something.It's just that he is too lazy to move on weekdays, and few people can taste the things he made with his own hands.

As a qualified little tail, Zenyuan Shi also followed Wutiao Wu into the kitchen.

Gojo Satoru went to look for the ingredients, and he stood obediently aside.

Gojo Satoru went to chop the vegetables, and he stood obediently aside.

Gojo Satoru looked back at him, but he still stood obediently by the side.

He just stood aside obediently, didn't intervene, didn't bother Gojo Satoru, just watched.

——Brother Wutiao made soup by himself.

Although he hasn't even seen Tang's shadow yet, just thinking about this sentence has already begun to bubbling with beauty.

In the kitchen, silly laughter came from time to time.

Gojo Satoru looked back at Zenyuan Shiya again, seeing his cat's smirk, he used his nose to figure out what his cat was thinking.

After all, he really felt the same way as his cat.

Zenyuan even noticed his gaze and looked into his eyes.

Xiaohualao opened his mouth, but held back, and didn't open his mouth to disturb.

As if he was afraid that he couldn't help but talk later, he raised his two paws again and covered his mouth.

Cheeks are bulging, as if a stomach full of words has been held back.

Gojo Satoru laughed when he saw this.

How can his cat be so cute?

want to... play.

He picked up a sliced ​​carrot and threw it towards the monastery.

The aim was very good, and it hit Zenyuan Shiye accurately on the forehead.

The strength is also well grasped, only hitting lightly, and it didn't really make Chan Yuan feel any pain.

After all, his cat is afraid of pain.

Zenyuan Shi Ye's pupils were slightly dilated, and a trace of surprise flashed in his eyes.

Before he could figure out why Gojo Satoru did this, he hit another carrot on his hand.

Gently, no pain.

But carrots are such a waste.

In line with the principle of saving food, he knelt down and let go of one hand to pick up the carrots that fell on the ground.

——It is still edible after washing.

——Why do you have such self-awareness?

As soon as he picked up the carrot on the ground, he was hit on the back of the head again.

As soon as he looked up, he saw Gojo Gojo looking at him with a happy face.

Looking at each other for a few seconds, he didn't let go of the other hand covering his mouth, and continued to cover his mouth, saying in a muffled voice, "Brother Wu Tiao..."

——Why does Brother Wutiao keep hitting me?

——Brother Wujo must have a reason, right?

He tried to find the reason for Gojo Satoru to do this, but after much deliberation, only Gojo Satoru thought he was in the way?

When he came to such a conclusion, he suddenly became unhappy.

Although he firmly believed that Gojo Satoru didn't really dislike him, but just thinking of this false conclusion made him unhappy.

Frowning suddenly, he grabbed the carrot tightly and ran towards Gojo Wu.

With one hand, Wujo Satoru was hugged.

"Wuuuuu... Brother Wutiao, don't hate me, don't dislike me..." While dropping the golden peas, he wiped Wutiaowu's clothes, and still held on to the carrot he had just picked up.

Seeing Zenyuan Shiya's aggrieved appearance, Gojo Wu... Wujo Wu laughed.

Cute and fun.

And it's easy to coax.

He immediately picked up the Chan Yuan Shi Ye and put him on the sink.

Eye level.

Chanyuan Shi also sniffed and looked at Wujo Wu with pouted lips.Both hands are open, still wanting to hug Gojo Satoru.

Gojo Satoru didn't follow him, let go of him after putting him down.

"Woooooooo..."

At this time, the Chanyuan would not even hide any emotions from Wujo Wu, his mouth immediately shrunk, Jin Doudou would not be able to drop it, and he looked aggrieved.

"Brother Wutiao...you really don't like me? Woooooo..."

The golden peas still fell off.

Gojo Satoru looked at the Buddhist temple like this, and his bad taste was fully satisfied.

Cute and fun.

Suddenly, he moved a little closer to the Chan Yuan Shi Ye, propped one hand on the counter, and his whole body was almost attached to the Zen Yuan Shi Ye.

In an instant, Shiya's crying stopped.

The sweet fragrance lingered at the tip of his nose, making him feel at ease.

"Brother Wujo..." He stretched out his hand, and just about to hug Wujo Wu, he found Wujo Wu moved away from him again.

Both hands clasped empty.

"Ugh-"

As soon as the crying started, he saw Gojo Satoru approaching again, holding... a tissue in his hand.

——Did Brother Wutiao go to get the tissue behind me just now?

Wutiaowu took a tissue, and while gently wiping the golden beans on the face of the Zenyuan Shiye, he coaxed: "Why doesn't brother Wutiao like you? How can brother Wutiao dislike you? How can brother Wutiao hate you Woolen cloth?"

Zenyuan Shiye's mouth was still pouting, but the tears didn't stop.

After Wutiao Wu finished wiping his tears, he suddenly hugged Wutiao Wu again: "I know, I know that Brother Wutiao won't dislike me!"

Gojo Satoru patted Zenyuan Shiya's back lightly, and said in agreement: "Well, of course, Shiya is really good~"

His cat is really easy to coax, and he doesn't even need to be coaxed.

After hugging for a while, Gojo Satoru put down the Zen garden.

While tidying up the sink, he said to Shi Ye of the Buddhist monastery: "Don't stand there stupidly."

Zen Yuanshi also covered his mouth again, and said in a muffled voice through his claws: "But I can't, I can't help."

"Oh~" Gojo Satoru washed all the carrots that Shiya picked up in the Chanyuan, and said casually, "Then tell me a joke."

tell a joke……

Zenyuan doesn't even have this ability, but he has stock.

What brother Wutiao asked him to do, even if he went to investigate on the spot, he would tell a joke to tell brother Wutiao!

Searching through his memory for the jokes he had seen occasionally, he put down his hands and started babbling.

There was an uproar in the kitchen, but Gojo Satoru's movements became more agile.

Although cats standing silly are also cute, but such cats with jumping colors are even cuter.

>>>>>>

It was almost lunch time when the soup was ready.

Zenyuan Shiye is in this state now, and the punishment must be beyond punishment. Gojo Wu filled out the soup and handed it to Zenyuan Shiye.

Zenyuan even stretched out his hand, but he didn't take it.

Gojo Satoru was still holding onto the bowl tightly, he couldn't get the bowl into his hands.

"Brother Wutiao?" He called out in doubt.

Gojo Satoru laughed and asked, "What, do you want Brother Gojo to feed you?"

Zen Yuan even stared wide-eyed.

Twitchy.

Think, don't want to.

Seeing this, Gojo Satoru snapped his fingers and directly helped him make a decision: "I know, I must have thought about it! Right?"

Even the Chanyuan is still twitchy.

He was sure that he wanted to be fed by Gojo Satoru very much, but for some reason, there was always a voice in his heart shouting "No".

why?

Gojo Satoru didn't care what his cat thought, he picked up the cat and sat down, put the cat on his lap, and then he began to happily feed the cat and drink soup.

Let's say it's been punished~

>>>>>>

After drinking the soup and having lunch, the Chanyuan even asked again: "Brother Wutiao, can you kill me?"

The family who hadn't gone far went into the glass: "..."

Although she already knew that the Chanyuan would not die at all, she still couldn't help but feel a little bit in her heart when she heard such words.

Gojo Satoru didn't seem to take this matter to heart, he replied: "I haven't eaten the cake I deposited yesterday, so I thought it would be a supper."

Well, it's a question and answer with a bull's head and a horse's mouth.

Shi Ye of the Chanyuan answered the question: "Then do you want to go and get the cake back first?"

He has acquired the ability to actively integrate the original memory into the false memory. Wujo Wu just mentioned it, and his memory has been integrated, and he already knows what Wujo Wu is talking about.

After bringing the cake back, help him again, and it will be smooth.

Gojo Satoru shook his finger: "No, I want to eat it!"

The remaining ones he originally planned to eat last night, but now he just changed the time and changed to eat it now.

Zenyuan even had a look of sudden realization: "That's it, good! I'm going too!"

Gojo Satoru hooked his neck: "Of course I will take you with me~"

His cat can't be too far away from him just yet, probably.

Home into the glass: "..."

Forget it, she still doesn't care.

>>>>>>

In the afternoon, both of them spent time outside, finished eating the cakes stored in the cake shop, and expelled a few curse spirits by the way.

There is a lot of work, and it is late at night by accident.

When he returned to the high school, Shi Ye of the Chanyuan said again: "Brother Wutiao, kill me now."

When you're done, you can go to rest.

Brother Wutiao must be very tired after being busy for so long.

But Gojo Satoru stretched his waist, and asked casually, "Sleep first, and help you tomorrow?"

How could the Buddhist monastery not listen to Wujo Wu's words?

He nodded and said obediently, "Okay."

Then, the well-behaved cat followed the big cat when he returned to the room.

A well-behaved cat takes things for granted.

In his false memory, since Gojo Satoru appeared beside him, he has been sleeping with Gojo Satoru all the time.

Even if he left the small black house and the Chanyuan house now, Wujo Wu is still the same Wujo Wu, and he still wants to sleep with Wujo Wu!

The cute cat offered to sleep with him, Gojo Satoru would not agree.

The night is slightly cool, and the cat and cat are close together, and the warmth spreads.

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In the warmth, Shi even began to dream in the Zen garden, and all the images in the dream were related to Gojo Satoru.

Sweet, beautiful, and... the snowy day when I reunited with Gojo Satoru.

Suddenly woke up.

He opened his eyes, and after being dazed for a while, he was soon filled with shame and anger.

He... what did he do...

It's not important to tell Gojo Satoru all the secrets.

The important thing is.

From illusion to reality, his undisguised dependence on Wujo Satoru replayed in his mind again and again.

Fist, clenched tightly.

At this moment, probably aware of his slight movement, Gojo Satoru held his hand tightly, just like when he came to sneak attack him that night, pressing him tightly to his chest.

Zenyuan Shiya's hand was also pressed between Wujo Wu and him by the way, he was imprisoned and unable to move, he couldn't help opening his fist, and scratched Wujo Wu with his fingers.

Gently, like a cat tightening its paws, it just patted the excrement shovel officer's chest with its pads.

Then, the pink and tender meat pad was caught by the excrement shovel officer.

Gojo Satoru opened his eyes, taking a panoramic view of the shame and indignation and sudden panic that the monastery hadn't had time to withdraw.

This is his cat?

Looking at the Chanyuan Shiya like this, Gojo Satoru knew that the current Chanyuan Shiya was not the Zenyuan Shiya who was addicted to falsehood.

But why did it suddenly change back?It shouldn't be so easy.

Is it because... I had some nightmare?

While guessing, he asked with a smile, "You're back?"

Zenyuan Shiye's face was dyed crimson, he opened his mouth, but couldn't utter a word.

The other hand was also held, unable to move.In desperation, he leaned forward and opened his mouth to Gojo Satoru.

The target is Gojo Satoru's neck.

Gojo Wu didn't dodge or dodge, allowing the Chanyuan even to rush over.

The tooth fell to his neck, small and pointy, but only touched his skin lightly, exuding a threat that would never work.

It was supposed to be a tense atmosphere, but because of someone's extraordinarily calm, it seemed extraordinarily harmonious.

For a while, it was not enough for the Chanyuan to bite down, or not to bite.

Gojo Satoru didn't think it was a big deal, he pretended to sigh and said, "I just took a bite of Wutiao brother, and he insisted on sleeping with me, and now I want to bite me~ oh~~~"

The ending sound was extraordinarily long, and what he said made sense, but he said it very embarrassingly.

Listening to Gojo Satoru's voice, the temperature on Zenyuan Shiya's face continued to rise.The teeth were slightly sunken, but it was far from enough to bite Gojo Satoru.

It's more like a cat playing with the shit shovel officer.

Gojo Satoru felt the touch on his neck, and continued to add fuel to the fire: "Are you really going to bite me? It's so sad~"

He said such words, but there was no sadness in his tone, and even the expression on his face was joyful.

But suddenly, his joy froze.

The tooth that was close to his skin was taken back by its owner, and replaced by wet saliva.

"Brother Wutiao..." Zen Yuan even murmured in his sleep and returned to his original position, falling into a deep sleep.

Wutiaowu: "..."

His cat, Maomao, retracted again.

Letting go of Mao Mao's paws, he yawned, and then rolled Mao Mao Tuan Ba ​​Tuan Ba ​​into his arms.

With his chin resting on the top of Zenyuan Shiya's hair, he closed his eyes and soon fell asleep.