Undead meow of a certain college

Although it was a bit late, when Gojo Satoru took Zenyuan Shiya to the hot pot restaurant, the restaurant was still full of customers.

The waiter was very enthusiastic. After guiding the two to sit down, they kept coming over to ask about their health, just like treating their own family members.

Zenyuan Shi is also not used to this kind of treatment, after all he has no one at home to greet him.

Wujo Wujian Chanyuan even lowered his eyes, and frowned as if he didn't know what he was thinking.

He still remembered Zenyuan Shiya's reaction when he took Zenyuan Shiya to the shopping mall last time.

His cats seem to be terrified of strangers.

The waiter had been observing the two of them, and of course he saw Gojo Satoru's frown at this moment.

"Guest, is there any dissatisfaction?"

Gojo Satoru adjusted his sunglasses and said bluntly, "You're too noisy."

waiter:"……"

He didn't expect such a good-looking person to speak so straight.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry," he bent down again and again, "The two of you will call me again if necessary."

Gojo Satoru nodded, indicating that he could step back.

After the waiter left, he stretched out his hand and patted the hand of Zenyuan Shiye, took over the waiter's job and said, "Shiya, what do you want to eat? Order quickly."

The menu had long been placed in front of Shi Ye of the Zen Academy, but he had been in a daze before, not in the mood to look at the menu.

Hearing Gojo Satoru's words at this time, he came back to his senses and uttered a monosyllable: "En."

Gojo Satoru looked at his dumbfounded expression, and felt that this hot pot meal was really profitable.

How could his cat be so cute!

And such a cute expression, how can I not record it?

Taking advantage of Zenyuan not paying attention, he quickly took out his mobile phone and took a photo.

The flashing lights came on, and Zen Yuanshi quickly became alert.

"What are you filming?" he asked.

Gojo Wu put away his phone as if nothing had happened, opened his eyes and said nonsense, "Take a picture of the hot pot."

The Chanyuan even said: "???"

He looked at the empty table with words written all over his face: I don't believe it.

They haven't ordered food yet, and they haven't even ordered the bottom of the pot. Now there is nothing on the table. What kind of hot pot is this filming? ? ?

Gojo Satoru saw what he was thinking, and said solemnly: "What, I can see some things you can't see."

Shi Ye of the Chanyuan: "..."

Don't take him for a fool, okay?

He lowered his head and casually flipped through the menu on the table.

Gojo Satoru breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that the matter had been uncovered.He glanced at Zenyuan Shiye, took out his phone again, and was about to share the latest cute expression of his cat with others.

But before he sent a group message, he heard Zenyuan Shiye suddenly say: "Can the mobile phone take pictures of things I can't see? Show me?"

Wutiaowu: "..."

He raised his head suddenly, and saw that Zenyuan Shiye was still carefully looking at the menu, as if what he just said was just casually.

ah...so...

It's really his cat!so smart!

He changed his mind, canceled the sharing interface, and then happily got up and sat next to Shiya in the Zen garden.

"Look!" He showed his latest photos to Zenyuan Shiye, and praised, "You are so cute~"

Zenyuan Shi also glanced at the phone screen, suddenly lost his composure.

Where is this cute? ? ?He looks so stupid, so ugly, okay?

"Delete it quickly! It's too ugly!" He said as he rushed towards Wujo Wu, trying to snatch the phone from Wujo Wu's hand.

"I don't!" Gojo Satoru easily pressed down the Zenyuan thing, "It's so cute, I want to keep it forever!"

The Chanyuan even heard this, and felt even more ashamed.

Such an ugly photo should be kept forever?terrible!

He flopped a few times, trying to break free from Gojo Satoru's grasp.

But he couldn't do it, Gojo Satoru wouldn't give him a chance at all!And when Gojo Satoru doesn't give him a chance, he will absolutely not be able to resist him.

Angry!

Angrily, his thumping strength gradually decreased.

But at this time, he unexpectedly discovered that Gojo Satoru seemed to be giving him a chance, and the strength pressing him became much smaller, so small that he could break free.

Quickly seizing the opportunity, he immediately jumped up.

It was only when he got up that he found that Gojo Satoru had also stood up, and he also held the phone high.

He saw Gojo Satoru smiling, as if saying: Come on, get it if you can.

Shi Ye of the Chanyuan: "..."

He puffed out his cheeks and looked puffed up, but he was calculating how he could get that mobile phone in his mind.

He can reach it by jumping up, but if he jumps up, Gojo Satoru will definitely jump up too.

So... he's looking for a higher position.

Just right, there is a very suitable thing next to it-a chair.

Just step on it, then jump up and you're good to go.

But before that, he had to keep Gojo Satoru away.

He tentatively took a step forward, and Gojo Satoru then retreated.

So, he took another step forward and completely drove Gojo Satoru out of the range of the chair.

It's now!

He suddenly showed a terrified look, focused his eyes on Gojo Satoru, and took a small step back at the same time.

The moment Wujo Wujo turned his head subconsciously, he stepped on the chair, and then flew towards Wujo Wujo.

Phone, got it!

And he was caught by Gojo Satoru.

·

When Gojo Satoru saw Zenyuan Shiya's expression, although he didn't notice any changes, he still turned his head.

As he expected, all he saw was the decorations on the wall of the box behind him, and there was no horror at all.

His cats rely on his petting to do whatever they want.

Because of the existence of the six eyes, he naturally knew that even the monastery was rushing towards him.

Although this position is not very high, has his cat never thought about how to land?

Or……

He let go of the phone and caught his cat.

The movements of the two are very tacit, as if they are stage performances that have been rehearsed many times.

You catch my phone, I catch you.

Gojo Satoru looked at Shiya in the Zen garden, and was about to ask his guess, when he realized that his cat didn't give him the slightest attention, and was only focused on fiddling with his mobile phone.

In his arms but not looking at him, but looking at his mobile phone? !How can this be tolerated!

He leaned over, arched Zenyuan Shiye's neck, and blocked Zenyuan Shiye's sight with his head.

Don't look at your phone!

·

The Chanyuan Shi on the mobile phone interface has also been seen clearly and recorded in his mind. At this time, he can delete the photos even without looking at the screen.

But... the fluffy hair irritated|irritated his skin, and he couldn't help shivering. The phone interface that he had just memorized instantly turned into a mess, and it was completely stuck in his mind, making his thinking stagnate. up.

At this time, he heard Gojo Satoru ask him again: "What, do you want me to catch you by jumping over like this?"

Shi Ye of the Chanyuan: "..."

He hadn't thought about how he would land at all, but thinking that he had just accepted being caught by Gojo Satoru, he suddenly realized that he seemed... From the beginning of the plan, he felt that Gojo Satoru would definitely catch him.

Things that are bound to happen and will not affect the plan, of course, do not need to be included in the plan.

It was a matter of course at first, but when Gojo Satoru mentioned it, Zenyuan Shiya suddenly felt awkward.

The temperature on his face was gradually rising. He didn't know if it was because of the high temperature in the private room, or because Gojo Satoru's hair was making him itchy, or...other reasons.

At this moment, Gojo Satoru spoke again: "What? Answer me quickly~"

With a soft and coquettish tone, Zen Yuanshi is obviously the one being hugged, but he feels that if he doesn't give Wujo Wu a satisfactory answer, Wujo Wu will make a fuss.

People who occasionally call him "children" are like children themselves.

He pulled out his right hand and stuffed it between his neck and Gojo Satoru's hair, barely warding off the itching.

Gojo Satoru sensed his movement and moved away to look at him.

Hair grazed his skin again, itching more than ever.

"What?" Gojo Satoru called out to him.

Zenyuan Shi also looked back at him, and answered Wujo Wu's previous question in a low voice: "Yes."

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Gojo Satoru asked again.

"It's fine if you don't know!" Saying that, Zenyuan Shi Ye turned his head, jumped out of Gojo Satoru's arms, and returned to his seat.

His face was flushed, and he carefully wiped the spot he just stepped on.

Gojo Satoru looked at him and couldn't help laughing.

"I see," he replied.

In sight, his cat wiped the chair faster.

·

After the episode, the two finally ordered the dishes.

When the food was served, it was still the same waiter, holding a paper card in his hand, and after thinking about it, he still walked towards the Zen garden.

The moment he was about to speak, Gojo Satoru coughed lightly.

The waiter froze in place, probably because his survival instinct had taken effect, and he changed his mind instantly.

"Hello, guest~" He walked abruptly at a right angle to Gojo Satoru, bent down and handed over the card in his hand, "You two are in such good shape, you must exercise regularly every day, right? Today we have activities in the store, this is Free experience coupons for the gym opposite, for the two of you."

Gojo Satoru frowned, and took the card.

"Thanks a lot," he replied.

Although he doesn't need this thing, it seems that it can be used by his cat?

But as soon as this idea passed through his mind, he felt that it was wrong.

There are so many people in the gym, and many of them are shirtless, it is not suitable for his cat to go to.

If his cat wants to exercise, just look for him!

Otherwise, if he is too busy at work... It would be easy to set up a gym for Mao Mao in the college.

And the Buddhist monastery is also...

He lowered his head and looked at himself. The food has been good for the past few days, and he has grown some flesh visible to the naked eye, but it still has nothing to do with the word "good figure", right? !

People outside are really hypocritical, and they always tell lies.

He took another look at Gojo Satoru's hand, and after making sure that the waiter didn't hand anything over, he lowered his head again.

The soup base tastes so fragrant, isn't it... ready to eat?

Suddenly, there was a commotion outside the box.

He distinctly heard a shrill scream.

The waiter turned pale with shock and hurriedly looked outside the door.

His colleague happened to pass by the door and shouted at him: "The boss seems to have an accident! Hurry up and call the police!"

Shi Ye heard the words and looked out of the door. In his sight, the figure of a primary school student passed by quickly.