Undead meow of a certain college

Seeing Zen Yuan Shi Ye staring wide-eyed, Wujo Wuyi was satisfied.

He supported Zenyuan Shiya's back to pull him up, and then naturally greeted Jia Ruozi.

"Hi~ Nitro~"

Shi Ye of the Chanyuan: "..."

This is the real "just as if nothing happened" right?

Compared with Gojo Satoru, he felt that he was at a disadvantage in an instant.

There is an illusion of being indiscriminate.

Swallowing back the words of explanation, he pushed Gojo Satoru again, trying to get rid of it.

But the power gap is really huge, if Gojo Satoru doesn't take the initiative to let go of him, he will never be able to push Gojo Satoru away.

"Just let me go!"

There was real anger in his voice.

But he felt like he was in a powerless rage.

——This familiar feeling.

Hearing the voice, Wujo Gojo turned his gaze away from the watchman Ruzizi, and then looked at Shiya of the Zen Garden.

He raised the corners of his mouth and said with a smile, "Okay~"

Then let go of the hand.

Then, just as he expected, Chanyuan Shi also failed to react in time again, failed to stop in time again, and pushed himself backward instead of pushing him.

He instinctively reached out to him again.

He stepped forward happily, and took the Chanyuan Shiya into his arms again.

He looked at him, his blue eyes blinked, as if to say: It's not that I don't want to let go, it's you who must be hugged by me~

Shi Ye of the Chanyuan: "..."

For so many years, even in the most difficult time, when he was questioned why he was still alive, he never had the idea of ​​"why is he human".

But at this moment, this question suddenly appeared in his mind.

Why is he human?Why isn't he a plant or a single-celled creature with no reflexes?If he had no conditioned reflex, he wouldn't have fallen into this predicament!

The anger in my heart is getting stronger and stronger, but I can't vent it because of my stupid reflexive behavior.

All of these smears are seen in the eyes.

Although she and Gojo Satoru are in the same class, but in such an occasion, she immediately stood by the side of Zenyuan Shiya who she just met.

Wujo is right, this boy is like a cat.

The cute cat has been bullied, of course she has to choose this way.

But at this time, helping out will only make someone with a bad personality worse.

He can be shameless!

So, she chose to change the subject.

"Wu Tiao," she took a deep breath, and the strong aroma of buttered potatoes entered her nostrils, "You gave him buttered potatoes again? Didn't I say that I want to give him nutritious food?"

"Huh?" Gojo Satoru turned around and asked in confusion, "Aren't butter potatoes nutritious? They're all sugar~"

Home into the glass: "..."

Can malnourished people do the same as you?

She gave Gojo Satoru a look, letting him experience it for himself.

"Okay~" Gojo Satoru looked down at Zenyuan Shiya again, expressed his satisfaction with Mao Mao's expression, and then honestly let go.

"I know, I know." He replied.

Although the voice sounds perfunctory, in fact he has already thought about what is considered nutritious in his mind.

Truffles, caviar, etc.?

Or Kobe beef?

The royal jelly from home seems to be good too, sweet and nutritious, right?

"Ah," he put his index finger next to his ear, tilted his head and said to Shi Ye, "wait a moment~"

The Chanyuan even said: "???"

In his confused sight, Gojo Satoru left.

The room was suddenly quiet, leaving only him and Jia Ruzi relatively confused.

Facing Jiarui Nitzi, who was beyond his expectation and did not have any ill intentions towards him, he didn't know how to deal with him for a while.

He pretended to be sleeping and hid before, but now...

After standing quietly for a while, he remembered his plan again.

Sure enough, he has entered the comfort zone without malice, has his brain become stupid?

Just as he was about to speak, he saw Gojo Satoru coming back.

"Appeared suddenly!" Gojo Satoru poked his head out, holding a small and delicate pot in his hand.

Seeing the harmonious atmosphere of the two people in the room, he took a diagonal step and stood behind Jia Ruozi.

"What are you doing?"

Jia Ruozi felt a sudden chill rising behind him.

Uncomfortably moving her shoulders, she turned to look at Gojo Satoru: "What did you do?"

Gojo Satoru laughed, showing his big white teeth, and while introducing the small pot in his hand, he walked towards Shiya.

"...Anyway, this is a good thing I keep privately! Is it okay for cats...for children?"

The exaggerated tone is like saying "Look! I am the best person for cats!".

Home into the glass: "..."

childish ghost.

Gojo Satoru was very happy to see the family entering the glass and was speechless.

With the jar in his left hand, he walked around behind Zenyuan Shiye, and then stuffed the jar into Zenyuan Shiye's hand.

The cat is fighting, but it's useless.

His hand covered Mao Mao's hand holding the jar, Mao Mao will not succeed!

In this posture of embracing the cat, he rushed people: "Grat, you should leave."

Home into the glass: "..."

What does this naive ghost want to do to Mao Mao?

"Why did you drive me away?"

"Because~" Gojo Satoru wagged his invisible tail, "I want to tell the child something secret."

Jia Ruozi looked at him suspiciously: "What secret?"

"Hush—" Gojo Satoru put his right index finger to his lips, "Telling it to you is not a secret between me and the child."

Home into the glass: "???"

Shi Ye of the Chanyuan: "..."

If he didn't want to be incompetent and furious again, he really wanted to yell "Let me go".

But that was just too stupid, and he didn't want to be that stupid again, even if it was acting.

Seeing Jia Ruozi looking at him, he was wondering whether he could ask for help as a person, when he heard Gojo Wu's voice first.

Gojo Satoru moved his right hand down, gradually pointed his index finger at his open neckline, and asked him, "Son, tell me, do you want to tell our secret to Glass?"

Shi Ye of the Chanyuan: "..."

Do you really think that people are shameless and invincible?

No, it should be said, do you really think you can be shameless because you are invincible?

He tried his best to keep his face gloomy, and then sneered, "What's wrong? I'm not only going to kill you, I'm going to kill everyone!"

Out of the corner of his eye, Jiarui Nitzi's shocked expression reassured him a little.His plan was finally on track again.

but……

Looking at Gojo Satoru's face, he was alert.

Gojo Satoru won't...

Many times, the sixth sense is always right.

Gojo Satoru even laughed more happily, and then said to the house: "Look at the mother, the child doesn't want to tell you~ let's go~"

Shi Ye of the Chanyuan: "..."

Can it still be like this? ? ? !

Shocked, speechless, skeptical about life.

He was clearly talking about what he did just now!Although Gojo Satoru turned it into a teaching scene, he was indeed performing the assassination of Gojo Satoru all the time!

He was clearly stating the facts, but when Gojo Satoru said this, it seemed that he was using the method of "saying the impossible" to prove that "he didn't want to tell the secret between him and Gojo Satoru to the person at the door".

Simply... Speechless.

Apart from being speechless, he didn't know what else to do.

Really... so angry!

The image of Gojo Satoru in his heart collapsed again, into pieces.

His eyes wandered to the door, and he saw that Jiarui's expression softened, obviously believing Gojo Satoru's words.

Shi Ye of the Chanyuan: "..."

more angry.

He's struggling to prove that he's really aggressive, the kind that would kill someone if he got the chance.

but……

Gojo Satoru hugged him tightly, not giving him a chance to break free, and he was still saying words that misinterpreted his behavior: "Glass, are you still leaving? The child is in a hurry."

Shi Ye of the Chanyuan: "..."

He is not!He didn't!

He shouted in his heart, but his mouth didn't move.

Because he knew that even if he said it, it would only be misinterpreted by Gojo Satoru.

This wave, he lost.

In fact, Jia Ruozi didn't think that Zenyuan Shiya's performance was "urgent" as Gojo Satoru said.

After all, having been a classmate for a year, she knew very well what kind of person Gojo Satoru was.

Maomao's reaction was obviously angry.

Thinking of the picture she saw when she opened the door, she thought to herself that this secret should not be a good thing.

Gojo Satoru can be ashamed, but Maomao is.

She'd better give Mao Mao a face and leave for now.

"Okay, then I'll go first."

"Let's go! Don't give it away~"

Home into the glass: "..."

In such a hurry to chase her away?

As soon as she stepped out of the door, she heard Gojo Satoru say again: "Glass~ Help me close the door again~"

Home into the glass: "..."

She was just joking and didn't misunderstand, but now that you say that, she really can't help but think wrong!

Looking back, she saw Zenyuan Shi Ye's cheeks puffed up again, and she pulled back her thoughts that were about to go wrong.

"Don't go too far."

"What are you talking about?" Gojo Satoru puffed up his cheeks like Zenyuan Shiya, as if he had been wronged.

Home into the glass: "..."

Forget it, her words are useless to Gojo Satoru.

But before closing the door, she still couldn't help but said: "Wu Tiao, even if your private storage is nutritious, it cannot be used as a staple food."

"Forget it, let me prepare it, don't give him messy food."

Gojo Satoru lazily put his head on Zenyuan Shiya's shoulders.Just put it lightly, and didn't lean on it like there was no bone.

He nodded and said, "Okay, I'll transfer the money to you later, that's fine."

Jia Ruozi finally felt that Wujo Wutiao was more reliable: "Okay, I'm leaving."

The door was closed.

Shi Ye of the Chanyuan: "..."

Gojo Satoru looked at Zenyuan Shiya's expression, and smiled happily again.

So cute.

We need to transfer more money to Nitro, and when the cat gets fatter, it will definitely be cuter.

Shi Ye of the Chanyuan: "..."

He felt that Gojo Satoru's smile was a bit piercing, as if he was going to fatten him up and eat him.

Gojo Satoru: Even cuter.

In a happy mood, he talked about his little secret with Mao Mao.

"Child, I give you two choices," he hooked his neckline, "If you want to leave, pay for your clothes, leave Jiangxue, and give a reason, you can't miss either. If you don't leave, just pretend that we haven't done it Oh, this topic~"

It seems that something else has been mixed in.

The Chanyuan even noticed "Jiangxue".

The image of Gojo Satoru in my heart stuck back a little bit.

Even Gojo Satoru would not just give a super magic tool to someone who doesn't know the details.

When he stayed here, Gojo Satoru was confident that he could control it and would never cause trouble.

As expected of him.

And now, Wujo Wu said that if he wanted to leave, he would leave Jiangxue behind.

This also means... Once he decides to leave, Gojo Satoru really doesn't intend to control him anymore, because if he doesn't control him anymore, Jiang Xue can no longer be kept within the controllable range, so Jiang Xue must be kept.

Sure enough... as expected of him.

fair enough.Anyway, if he is an unshakable person, if he breaks cleanly, he should stop thinking about the so-called shortcuts.

pretty good.

It's the last show.

Zenyuan Shi also raised his head and said fiercely: "I want to go! I won't pay for it either!"

He stared closely at Gojo Satoru's face, not wanting to miss a slight change in his expression.

Gojo Satoshi...was laughing again.

? ? ?Why?

"Okay, got it~" Gojo Satoru grabbed his shoulders and said in a relaxed tone, "Let's take you shopping."

The Chanyuan even said: "???"

Why did God suddenly unfold?

"Don't you understand me?! I said I'm leaving! Let me go!"

Gojo Satoru: "Don't let go!"

He leaned in front of Shiya Zenyuan, and blinked slyly: "There are only two choices~Since you choose not to pay, it means that you can't choose to leave~"

It looks like what I said must be right.

Shi Ye of the Chanyuan: "..."

He really wants to pay, but he can't afford to pay now, okay?There is no second choice at all, okay?

Very angry!Want to bite!

Thinking this way, he grabbed Gojo Satoru's hand and gnawed upwards.

— There is no other choice.

——So... Gojo Satoru doesn't want him to go?

The palm was touched by the soft tip of the tongue, Wujo Wu raised his brows, did not activate the no-lower-limit spell, just got bitten and continued to walk forward with his cat half in his arms.

Although they are the same age, they still feel like kittens, as if even their teeth are soft.