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On the evening of the third day of the new year, Shao Xiangyu's two nephews moved into Laohuai Garden.

The twins have just entered the second grade this year and are studying in a private elementary school in S City.The two brothers look almost identical, and can only be distinguished by the color of the clothes they wear.My elder brother likes to wear light colors, while my younger brother likes dark colors.

When Chongqiu saw them for the first time, he stayed there for a long time.If he saw these two children on the street, he would probably think they were Shao Xiangyu's sons!Because these two people are simply... Shao Xiangyu's childhood replica!

Although Chongqiu doesn't deliberately remember a person's appearance, he probably still has an impression.What's more, the real adult version is standing beside me!

Chongqiu came back to his senses, and watched the two little guys with great interest.The other party also looked at him curiously. They had two identical little faces, but their expressions were slightly different.

The boy in the light gray turtleneck sweater is his elder brother Ting Ze, who looks more mature and more like his childhood Shao Xiangyu; the other boy in a small black trench coat is his younger brother Ting Shu, who looks a little more naughty and lively.

The two were also very excited to see Shao Xiangyu. They probably liked this uncle very much.

Shao Xiangyu mentioned to Chongqiu the day before yesterday that when he was in the United States, he would send Transformers models to his two nephews during Chinese New Year. It can be said that the effect of sugar-coated shells is really good.

"This is your little uncle." Shao Xiangyu introduced Chongqiu to them.

Of course, this introduction is the result of previous discussions. Shao Xiangyu originally planned to say "this is my uncle's lover", but Chongqiu immediately objected, fearing that such preaching would spoil the children.

Shao Xiangyu said: "Sooner or later they will know about it, homosexuality is not a pervert, so there is nothing to say."

Chongqiu was not convinced, but still felt awkward, so he finally called him "little uncle".

The eyes of the two brothers fell on Chongqiu, and their eyes rolled around a few times, looking up and down at this strange Uncle Tong Yan.

"Hello, little uncle." The two said in unison.

The crisp and soft tone made Chongqiu's heart tremble, and he thought joyfully, isn't this quite obedient...

Chongqiu blinked, and the two children who had just greeted him disappeared.

Shao Xiangyu smiled bitterly and said, "It's annoying."

Chongqiu grabbed Shao Xiangyu's arm excitedly, and whispered, "They really look like you."

"Generally, most children look like their uncle. My mother also said that these two little guys were carved out of the same mold as me when I was a child."

The twins were playing with otters in the backyard, Chongqiu saw and reminded: "Be careful, don't get bitten."

The two turned their heads when they heard the voice, and the younger brother snorted, "If you dare to bite me, I will kill it and eat it."

The elder brother said blankly, "I'll leave the meat to you, and give me the skin."

Then he turned his head and continued to tease the otter. The younger brother asked, "What do you want the skin for?"

The elder brother said: "The otter skin is the most valuable and can be sold for a lot of money."

Chongqiu turned around with a pale face: what kind of obedient and polite, what innocent and cute...

"Do you know why I called them little devils?" Shao Xiangyu stood behind him and couldn't help laughing: "Don't worry, they are very smart and won't be bitten."

Chongqiu glanced in the direction of the yard and said, "What I'm worried about now is that otter."

Shao Xiangyu frowned slightly, and went to the backyard to tell the twins: "Don't kill it, or I will let you sleep in separate beds."

In the evening, Chongqiu cooks and entertains the little guests himself. Before cooking, he asked Shao Xiangyu worriedly: "Are they picky eaters?"

Shao Xiangyu stood with his arms crossed and teased: "I am very picky eater. My sister said that the tastes of Tingze and Tingshu are not very different, but there is one dish that they both like."

"What is it?"

"Tomato scrambled eggs."

Chongqiu smiled: "I'm good at this, I used to do it when I was alone."

Shao Xiangyu smiled and said nothing, and after a while Chongqiu was puzzled again: "What do you mean by letting them sleep in separate beds?"

"Oh, this is their weakness." Shao Xiangyu explained, "The two brothers have a very good relationship and are almost inseparable. But when they get together, they will have a bad stomach, and even adults can't beat them when they are mischievous. So if they are separated, they will have nothing to do gone."

"Sleep together too?"

"Well, they slept together since childhood. When they couldn't speak, once Tingshu had a fever, my mother hugged Tingze away. As a result, Tingshu howled all night, and his voice was hoarse. At first, my mother thought He had a fever and was uncomfortable, and Tingshu didn't stop until he hugged Ting Ze back, holding his brother's hand and twitching softly..."

"Hehe, is this really the case?"

"Well, later when someone wanted to separate them, they cried and cried, so as long as one of them catches a cold and gets sick, you have to prepare medicine for both of them."

Chongqiu said strangely: "I used to lead a class, and there was also a pair of twin brothers in the class. Those two would get itchy every day if they didn't fight..."

After dinner, the two brothers stared at the plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and Chongqiu observed them expectantly.

The younger brother picked up the chopsticks and fiddled with the plate, and said with his mouth twisted: "Who fried this, it's so ugly..."

Chongqiu's face turned green.

Shao Xiangyu almost spit out a sip of beer, suppressed the desire to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and pretended to be calm: "Ugly doesn't mean unpalatable."

Tingze frowned and took a piece of tomato, Tingshu looked at it suspiciously and asked brother: "Can I eat it?"

The other party put the tomato into his mouth, chewed it slowly, and the old god commented on the ground: "It's not bad."

Chongqiu just breathed a sigh of relief, and heard him say slowly: "At least they are familiar."

Shao Xiangyu finally couldn't help laughing.

During the meal, the two brothers were picky again that this dish was salty, and that dish was bland; this one had a mouthful of boiling water, and that one was full of seasoning...

Someone is depressed: Don't eat if you don't want to eat!

Shao Xiangyu glanced at Chongqiu, this time he should completely agree with the title of "little devil". The little princes who grew up with rich clothes and jade food and no one in their eyes are not easy to serve.

In the end, the tomato scrambled eggs had bottomed out, and Shao Xiangyu comforted Chongqiu while putting away the bowl: "It's all over, so don't be so stern."

Chongqiu thought of Shao Xiangyu's arm wrestling with him when he was a child, snorted, and muttered: "Sure enough, it's not just about looks." Poor personality can also be inherited!

"Of course, they have the same relationship with the opposite sex as me." Shao Xiangyu's topic obviously missed the point, "I heard that when they first entered the first grade, the girls in the school were divided into two factions, the Tingze faction and the Tingshu faction , the two little guys’ girlfriends are changed every other day, and a dozen are changed every month..."

Chongqiu ran away in anger.

On the afternoon of the second day, Shao Xiangyu went to the bank to do business.Chongqiu woke up from a nap, and saw that the house had been swept by robbers, especially the living room, the floor was covered with water stains, there were teacups here and there on the coffee table and sofa, and scattered books...

I looked for the two brothers left and right, but saw them pretending to be doing their homework in the room.Chongqiu reluctantly returned to the living room, mopping the floor while guessing the origin of those mud stains.

"Squeak, squeak..."

"Ah...!" Chongqiu exclaimed.

The little otter was brought into the living room at some point, and was hiding under the sofa, looking at the owner with teary eyes.Chongqiu put on plastic gloves in fear, and gently took the poor little otter back to the pool in the backyard...

On the third day, two of the three reeds in total were broken off, one left and one right inserted at the gate, Chongqiu was depressed for a long time.

On the fourth day, the study was turned into a mess by the two of them.Shao Xiangyu happened to be there that day, so he printed a few photos and pasted them on the wall, threatening in a cold voice: "I'll tidy up this place exactly like the ones in the photos within an hour, otherwise starting tonight, one will close the study room and the other will close the room." In the guest room, don’t even think about coming out to eat.”

Fortunately, his uncle's majesty was effective, Chongqiu breathed a sigh of relief.

On the fifth day, the twins pestered Chongqiu to teach mathematics.Chongqiu planned to give them a preview of the second half semester of the second grade in advance, but found that they had already finished their self-study.He found teaching references and tried to teach them the Mathematical Olympiad in senior grades.He was surprised to find that these two people had a very strong absorption ability, and if there was anything they couldn't answer, the two little brains got together to discuss and immediately had an answer.

Going to bed at night, Chongqiu expressed his feelings to Shao Xiangyu.Shao Xiangyu said: "It's nothing. You've heard of 'Three Stooges are the Best of Zhuge Liang', right? These two brothers happen to think of a side that the other can't think of, and together they become geniuses."

Chongqiu asked again: "Who do you think is smarter, Ting Ze or Ting Shu?"

Shao Xiangyu murmured, "Maybe it's my brother."

"My brother is not bad either..." Chongqiu sighed, "You really are related by blood."

Shao Xiangyu hugged his lover and kissed him, and asked, "So what?"

Chongqiu pinched him, and said unconvinced: "You were the same when you were young, you were the best in everything, you are a proud son of heaven."

Shao Xiangyu's eyes were burning: "Tell me, have you ever had a crush on me before?"

Chongqiu raised his eyebrows: "You think I'm one of those little girls? I didn't even know what 'like' was at that time."

Shao Xiangyu admitted: "You may not know it even when you are 28. If I hadn't chased you, I guess you would never understand it for the rest of your life."

Chongqiu was silent for a while, then quietly said: "If you also have children, I don't know what it will be like."

Shao Xiangyu hugged him and asked with a smile, "Will you give birth to me?"

Before the lover could reply, the warm kiss had already fallen.

A few days later, Chongqiu was shocked to see the wreckage of his Tetris game machine in his study... This machine has been deeply dissected and completely scrapped!

It's not easy to get angry with the child face to face, so Chongqiu decided to secretly get angry, so he ignored the twins for three days in a row, until the two salivated, and took the initiative to talk to him with an excuse to ask the Mathematical Olympiad.

They didn't mean anything else, but in comparison, this little uncle is much easier to bully than his own uncle...

One day before leaving school, Shao Xiangyu secretly took photos of Chongqiu in the digital camera, which was discovered by the two brothers.

This is the beginning of disaster...

"Little uncle, how did you and uncle know each other?" Ting Shu took advantage of Shao Xiangyu's absence to attack first.

Being asked such a question face to face by this ghostly brother, Chongqiu was a little embarrassed: "How do you ask this?...I am a classmate with him."

Brother Tingze asked: "Then why do you live with uncle?"

Chongqiu thought about it: "We are good friends and have a good relationship, so..."

Tingshu smiled evilly: "A good friend sleeps in the same room every day?" Seeing such a young child's expression, Chongqiu felt a chill down his spine...

"And on the same bed." Ting Ze added with a smile.

The two sang together, aggressive and obviously prepared.