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"Teacher Chong Chong!! Ding Minghui hit me!" A little girl rushed into the office.

Hearing the sound, Chongqiu quickly threw the video game console in his hand into the drawer, and sat upright.

"I didn't hit her, she bit me first!" The little boy ran in with a sad face.

"Teacher Chong, Ding Minghui told me to bite him!" The little girl pointed at the little boy and shouted.

"Wow..." the little boy cried...

Chongqiu looked at the two peas-sized children in front of him, and said sternly: "What's going on, please speak slowly."

The little girl complained eloquently: "Ding Minghui stole my eraser!"

"Xu Miaomiao bite me! Teacher Chong, look at it!" The boy named Ding Minghui choked up and stretched out his fat arm to show Chongqiu the circle of small tooth marks on it.

Chongqiu squinted his eyes, um, there was no bleeding, so it's okay.

He turned to Xu Miaomiao, and before he could speak, the little girl yelled: "Ding Minghui told me to bite! He said, "You bite, you bite"..."

Chongqiu held back his laughter and pretended to be serious: "Ding Minghui, did you tell Xu Miaomiao to bite you?"

Ding Minghui nodded, and was about to find a reason for himself to refute, Chongqiu said: "That's why you deserve it."

The boy looked at the serious teacher in front of him, and smacked his nose twice, full of grievances accumulated in his eye sockets, ready to spray.

Chongqiu glared at him: "Don't cry, if you cry, I'll give you an injection for a tetanus!"

Ding Minghui's eyes were red, and he held back his tears and dared not cry.

Chongqiu said gently to Xu Miaomiao: "You go back first."

The little girl got justice and left happily.

Ding Minghui stood in front of Chongqiu, and Chongqiu patted his head: "Boys have to look like boys, girls are fussy, you should let them..."

Just being accused in front of Xu Miaomiao, he didn't cry, but now being gently comforted by Chongqiu, Ding Minghui started to cry instantly, he sobbed, "Why, why, let them..."

Chongqiu said: "They are a disadvantaged group. They are not as strong as boys, and they are not as smart and flexible as boys. In the future, they will have stomach pains when they give birth to boys..."

Ding Minghui opened his watery eyes and said in a daze, "Having a baby?"

Chongqiu smiled and said: "Yes, if you don't let them, how will you get a wife in the future."

Ding Minghui asked, "Does Teacher Chong have a wife?"

Chongqiu was taken aback, and coughed: "Of course."

"Oh..." Ding Minghui whispered, "I see."

"...?"

"I want to be a person like Teacher Chong, so that I will have a wife to give birth to my baby."

"..." (=_=)

After coaxing the little boy away, Chongqiu took out the game console and played Tetris for a while, and then went to the class to check the cleaning situation of the students on duty. As soon as three o'clock came, he immediately packed his things and squeezed the subway to go home.

Because it is a summer interest class, it is only once a week, and the child leaves school early, so he can get on the subway before the rush hour.

On the way, Chongqiu recalled the children's quarrel in the afternoon, and thought it was funny.

They are so cute, they will do what the grown-ups say!What about begging for a wife? A man like me who doesn't have a house, no car and can't socialize is not even qualified to talk about a girlfriend.

But fortunately, I have never considered this aspect. It is good to live alone, and I think so much about what to do.

"Passengers, XXX station is here..."

"Oops!" Hearing the name of the station, Chongqiu jumped up all of a sudden, sitting over his head...

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Zhang Yuechuan went back to his alma mater to see the teachers. It is summer vacation and most of the teachers are away.

When the guard asked, fortunately, there were a few people I knew who were doing make-up lessons for the third year of high school.These teachers were only in their 40s and [-]s when they took care of them, but now they are all in their fifties, and some older teachers have retired.

The teachers were very happy to see the former favorite students return to school.

Zhang Yuechuan sat in the office and laughed to accompany Kan. He was very good at talking, and he blushed when they said it in a while.

A chemistry teacher shook his head and said, "Children nowadays are not as easy to teach as they used to be. You can't afford it without you!"

Another catering: "That's right, I don't take classes seriously, I don't do my homework well, I am so ambitious, my eyes are high and my hands are low, and I am clamoring to reduce burdens and burdens. It is difficult to be a teacher..."

Zhang Yuechuan said: "How can it be compared! We used to study as the only way out, and now there are many ways for children to go, those who go abroad go abroad, those who test skills..."

"Hey, when you talk about going abroad, what is the name of the guy in your class back then, the one who went to the University of H in the United States. He is a figure in the history of the high school attached to the University of S. How is it now?"

Zhang Yuechuan said with a smile: "Oh, it's Shao Xiangyu, he is the object of all our classmates' attention. I heard from a few buddies who studied his major that the design awards he won in recent years, and the bids in the design awards look confusing. Very good. I recently returned to S City, and we are organizing a class reunion!"

"Okay, it's time to get together. We've been classmates for more than 20 or [-] years. If we need to move around more, there are only a few who can help us in the future."

Zhang Yuechuan said: "Yes! Speaking of which, Mr. Fang, do you still have the contact information of our classmates back then? I have a classmate here, and I haven't been able to find him."

The teacher who was called pushed the reading glasses and said: "Students from dozens of worlds have brought them down, and I can't tell them apart. Which one do you want to ask?"

Zhang Yuechuan said: "It's called Chongqiu."

Teacher Fang patted his thigh: "Ah, this kid came here last month!"

Zhang Yuechuan was overjoyed: "Really?"

Teacher Fang said: "It's strange to say that the students who are the least impressed when teaching are the most diligent after graduation!"

Zhang Yuechuan said embarrassedly: "Mr. Fang, are you complaining that we are not diligent in coming here?"

Teacher Fang waved his hand and smiled: "You are all busy people, you have your own careers outside, and you are happy to be a teacher. Remember to come and see it is very good... That Chongqiu is also a teacher now, I really didn't expect that such a boring gourd would actually go to do this..."

Zhang Yuechuan asked: "Where is he a teacher?"

Teacher Fang pointed to the primary school area across the playground from the window and said, "It's in the primary school attached to F University. This kid is not as active as you, and he doesn't know how to talk..." As he spoke, he glanced at the fruit gift brought by Zhang Yuechuan and smiled. Said: "No courtesy, every time I come here, sit for a while and then leave."

Zhang Yuechuan frowned: "Then what are you talking about?"

Another teacher took a sip of water and said, "What's the talk? It's your teacher Fang who is talking. He listened quietly. We joked with him that day and charged him tuition!"

"Tuition fee?"

Zhang Yuechuan immediately realized that Chongqiu was also a teacher himself, so he must have come to learn from them.

"That's not to say, I'm very happy when he comes to see me! As long as he is open-minded and eager to learn, I will be happy to teach him!" Teacher Fang opened the drawer and rummaged for a while, then took out a small crumpled piece of paper, "Here, he on the phone..."

Zhang Yuechuan copied down the phone and thanked him repeatedly.

Teacher Fang lowered his head and missed his reading glasses to look at Zhang Yuechuan: "When you hold class reunions, you should also pay attention to them. These children are not as developed as you. You should be less excited and give them some self-esteem..."

"What the teacher said is, let's just get together and chat to see what everyone looks like, and it won't be too involved with career."

Zhang Yuechuan promised to bid farewell to several teachers, and as soon as he left the school, he dialed the number he just copied with his mobile phone. He wondered why it was not a mobile phone but a landline.

After the phone call, the voice of an "uncle" came out. Zhang Yuechuan was taken aback, thinking that the voice of a 28-year-old elementary school student was so vicissitudes!

"This is the primary school attached to F University, who are you looking for?"

Oh, it's a work call... Zhang Yuechuan came back to his senses and said, "Hello, is Chongqiu there?"

"Oh, I'm looking for Teacher Chong. He's back from get off work. Are you the student's parent?"

Zhang Yuechuan said: "Oh, no, I'm his friend, I need him urgently, do you have his mobile phone number?"

The uncle said: "Teacher Chong doesn't have a mobile phone, if you want to find him, come to the school next week."

no mobile phone?No way... There are still people without mobile phones these days?Is he from the stone age!

"Why come next week, won't he go to work tomorrow?"

The uncle said: "It's summer vacation now, he will come to teach a summer vacation class on Thursday, and he doesn't usually come."

……

Zhang Yuechuan thanked him in response, except to go to the primary school attached to F University next Thursday, it seems that there is no other way.