Vulcan, you got it

"Xiao Jin, fall in love with me, love me again." The voice of despair, even with a hint of pleading.

My heart skipped a beat, it's over, listening to this tone is another bad relationship, what kind of supernatural powers does this Vulcan have, hooking up with this, hooking up with that, although the hookers are all beauties, but they are all men with red fruits, not a single woman, Old paper, old paper is not gay!

The hand on my waist actually slid down, and my heart skipped a beat. If I don't resist anymore, I really want to do it to him!

In the blink of an eye, I flashed countless tactics, like yelling 'Dengtuzi' and punching and kicking, well that's what pussy do.Another example is to secretly use internal force to seriously injure the opponent, well, this is not a martial arts movie.After much deliberation, I finally chose the most direct and most effective way - a sudden push.

Then, my ass blossomed.

It wasn't that someone exploded her ass, but blew herself up.

The thing is like this, I pushed suddenly, the force was like Yugong's strength when facing the mountain, but the mountain didn't move at all, according to the relativity of force, I pushed myself to the ground with this sudden push, unfortunately , behind me is a broken wooden stake, and my buttocks are squatting on the wooden stake...

I got angry, touched Blossom's buttocks, raised my head and glared at Chong Li.

Unexpectedly, he fell down softly, he was facing me, and this fall was directly pressing me head-on.

So, my ass blossomed again.

This sad ass blossomed twice in one night and became a sandwich.

And the person in front of her, with her smooth forehead and slender, curled eyelashes, lightly closed, unexpectedly, unexpectedly fell asleep.

I can't afford to be hurt, a drunkard can't afford to be hurt, I can't help being full of guts... I don't even think it's because my butt hurts too much!

Mr. Uri Xing was on duty, and I staggered all the way into the Fire Temple.

What catches the eye is full of lace, and all the curtains are pink lace with long swings.The tables and chairs are covered with thin circles of lace, and even stacks of extremely delicate lace can be seen on the cloud-shrouded ground.

So, I staggered out again, raised my head and looked carefully at the large door plaque. The three big characters that were burnt were indeed the same as the Temple of Fire.

But why did it become a lace palace in just one night.

My veins bulged, and regardless of the pain in my butt, I yelled: "Xiaoying! What's going on here? Which goblin has taken over the Fire Temple?"

I didn't hear the familiar child's voice, but a beautiful female voice: "Xiao Ming~" Then a burst of fragrance hit, and a graceful figure bumped into my arms.

I was caught off guard by the sudden Wen Yuman's arms, and when I calmed down, I felt a little giddy.

The body that is shorter than me, soft, fragrant, smells like a woman, and all the unpleasantness is gone, I said softly: "Beauty, isn't our development a bit faster?"

"Hurry up, you have no conscience, you just ran away without saying a word, which made me worry to death." The beautiful eyes flowed around, and my heart was itchy with a charming voice, wow haha, I am indeed a normal man.

I put away my wretched mood as much as possible, and said politely: "My lord, Mingjin, I don't know what to call this girl."

"You are not big or small, have you gone to the world to practice your skills? I think you haven't eaten bamboo shoots and copied meat for a long time, and you are very smoked..." As he spoke, a pair of tender white hands slapped my butt .

I flicked away with a ghostly scream, alas, my troubled ass.

Seeing that my little hand turned into a bamboo stick, I ran and jumped quickly, but unfortunately the lace on the ground deeply hindered my flexibility. After a few rounds, I was about to be overtaken, and I hurriedly shouted: "Men and women!" Give or accept, if you do this again, I will, I will molest you!"

"Okay, Ming Xiaojin, go to the world, you are getting more and more courageous, if I don't sanction you today, you won't know that I am both wise and brave!"

"Hey, sister fairy, please forgive me, I really don't know where I offended you, you see, you put down the whip first, and I will serve you tea and water to apologize." beg for mercy.

The violent beauty finally stopped, took a nearby chair and sat down, put her left hand on the armrest, and swung the whip on the ground with her right hand, the crisp 'crack' sound shook my heart.

I was strongly stimulated by this strong queen's aura. No matter how graceful and beautiful such a woman is, to marry her must have a braver spirit than a gay...

"Xiao Mingzi, get up and answer."

"Whoo."

"I heard that when you came back this time, you lost your memory?"

I have no amnesia, 28 years, 51 love breaks, from Xiaojing, Xiaowen, Xiaohua to the 51st Xiaomin, I can remember them all clearly, but those who know the current affairs are Junjie, and the backbone in the face of violence is everything Not to mention Fuyun's memory, not to mention asking me to pretend to have amnesia, even if I pretend to lose my brother Zhen, I can do it.

"Back to Sister Fairy, I really forgot something, but I should remember it in a few days."

"You'd better not pretend to me. You grew up under my nose, and I can guess your little thoughts when you lower your tail. Don't think that I can't control you when you are an adult. Elder sister is like a mother. I can't remember the words." I'll help you make a deeper impression!" Beautiful eyes slanted upwards, the corners of her mouth slightly raised, and the whip in her right hand gave another 'crack' sound.

I shivered, and hurriedly said: "Sister, how dare I forget, you see, I don't remember anyone. I still remember that you are my own sister, uh...is my dear?" The whip trembled again, and I Immediately shouted: "Dear sister, absolutely dear sister, I have engraved in my heart the teachings you have taught me since I was a child, and I will never forget it even after reincarnation."

Vulcan, Vulcan, why do you have such a tough older sister? Under such high pressure, you will be called a god if you don't engage in kina!

"Don't be poor with me, put this old account aside first, tell me, I didn't come back last night, where did you go fooling around?"

I quickly made up my mind. I couldn't say that I was lying on a wooden pile and was pressed down by a man to sleep all night, so I made up a random reason: "I went for a walk last night and walked to a place full of flowers and willows. I saw a There is a very delicious fruit growing on this tree, and I want to pick it and taste it. Who knows that the tree fell to the ground with a slam, and I was crushed. I struggled for a long time before I climbed out. Tell me, this heaven should be afforested, it's not safe for this tree to fall..."

"Okay, okay," she waved her hand, squinted her eyes slightly, stroked her forehead and said, "My name is Jingwei, my name is Yaoji, and Si Baihua. She is your only sister. I won't stop you if there is anything you don't want to remember." You, but don't forget me, I dragged you up, but I didn't teach you to be a white-eyed wolf!"

Jingwei?This name is very familiar, Jingwei reclamation?What a familiar folklore!

I looked at her in surprise and said, "Sister, are you the Jingwei who fills the sea? You... aren't you a bird?"

"I'm a bird, and what are you? Folklore is not accurate. If you have nothing to do, look up the history of the heavens. Maybe you can think of something."

I laughed a few times, and suddenly thought of a question, so I asked like a dog: "Sister, you Si Baihua, you have a lot of flower fairies, I don't know which one is the most beautiful, let me introduce some to my little brother."

I saw that her expression was wrong, so I immediately added a few words: "You see, I'm not too young, and I'm serious about marriage, sister, you have to help me think carefully."

Her expression became more and more contemptuous, and she said, "Little brother, have you stopped doing it?"

I was stunned for a moment, and said deeply: "Break your sleeves without boundaries, turn around and be right."

"You have been chasing Yuanshi Tianzun crazily since you were a teenager, and when you finally caught up, you kicked and turned your head to chase Yuqing. The great achievements you have made are well known to everyone in the heavens anyway. Is it time to turn around? I don't think any fairy would dare to talk to you about marriage."

As soon as I heard it, I was completely ashamed of a hooligan, and said with a sad face: "Am I destined to die?"

Her eyebrows and eyes were curved, and a very weird smile appeared on the corner of her mouth. She patted me on the shoulder and said, "Little brother, don't go after true love carelessly. My sister supports you. If you can't change this one, you can do another one if you can't do that. I took them all~ oh hehe."

I imagined the scene of a fake girl on the left hand and a strong man on the right hand, and I broke out in a cold sweat for no reason, my forehead was dripping, it was too scary.

"Okay, okay, I won't chat with you anymore, I'll stay with you for a few days, you go to Yuling Temple to see if Xiaoying has cleaned up."

I looked around and picked up the broken piece of lace and asked her, "Sister, did you make this? This taste is really... well, high, very high."

"I'm not here for you. I heard that broken sleeves are called lace edges a while ago. I inquired about them. This thing is lace edges. It may be good for you, so I collected a bunch of them for you. You are heartless." Yes, no one but me loves you so much."

I said with a sad face: "Sister, lace means broken sleeves, but that also refers to women's broken sleeves. I'm a man's broken sleeves, ah... bah bah, I'm not broken sleeves."

"Come on, what kind of man or woman, you also understand my feelings. When I was a child, I thought I had a younger brother. I liked men for a long time, so I recognized it and treated it as a younger sister. But now you tell me you Want to be a man? You are so beautiful, do you think that the sleeves can be broken if you want to, and you can sew them up if you don’t want to?"

Just as I was about to refute, I heard a long whistle, which made my ears ring. I rubbed my ears, and was a little confused about the situation for a while.

Looking at Yao Ji, I found that her face turned black, and the whip in her hand shook. I walked out of the main hall curiously, and when I looked up, wow!A huge dragon is winding on it.

The cyan scales are shining brightly, the huge dragon's head is slightly lowered, the blue eyes are as clear as clear springs, the four giant claws are open, and the dragon's tail is swaying.

He heard a buzzing voice that seemed to come from the sky: "Ming Jin? Is Yao Ji here with you?"

When I saw the legendary Chinese dragon for the first time, my Chinese heart inevitably trembled a little. I heard what it said, but I just didn't hear it from the bottom of my heart.

When I recalled it, I heard a familiar female voice: "Ao Lingran, what are you doing here, let me tell you, I want to separate from you, do you understand separation!"

At the gate of the burning palace, the one standing in a soft feather coat is not my elder sister Jingwei.

The scene in front of me was a bit weird, and I upheld the principle that silence is golden, so I moved back calmly and prepared to see the excitement first.

The buzzing voice sounded again: "Yao Ji, you go back with me first, and we can discuss it later."

"There is nothing to discuss, either listen to me, or... yes, or separate." My heart trembled, seeing how avant-garde my sister is, not only knows about lesbians but also knows about separation...

Seeing more and more onlookers around me, I looked at Qinglong with some sympathy.

Qinglong probably also knew that he had become the target of onlookers, so he compromised: "Okay, I listen to you, can I go home?"

When Yaoji heard this, her beautiful eyes lit up, and she immediately smiled, and she was so glamorous for a while.

"But Xiao Ming is back, and I want to stay with him for a few days." As soon as I was mentioned, I was about to talk, when Qinglong said: "Take Mingjin to play in the Dragon Palace for a few days, so you brothers and sisters can catch up on the past. ?”

These words just hit Yao Ji's hesitant mind, she made a decision immediately, and I was dragged into the back of the dragon without even a chance to speak.

In the end, Xiaoying and Ahuang were added to the group. The sound of the dragon shook the sky. Xiaoying heard the sound and rushed out early in the morning, while Ahuang probably just woke up from a dream, and his bird eyes were hazy.

When I euphemistically expressed how Ah Huang, who never left the door, was willing to come out, Xiaoying replied on his behalf: "One of Ah Huang's favorite foods: seafood hodgepodge."