Vulcan, you got it

Wine-red maple leaves are flying all over the sky.

The color is as thick as blood, and it seems to be a slender path leading to the sky, with a vague figure standing at the end.

I watched from afar, and a burst of inexplicable heartache went straight to the bottom of my heart. I was eager to see him turn around, but I was afraid to see him, and my heart seemed to jump out of fear.

The back gradually blurred, and I was anxious to chase after him, but my feet were motionless as if they were frozen. I wanted to shout, but my throat was dry and depressed. I tried my best but I couldn't make a sound. scream: don't go

Please, don't go.

Intense despair spread in my heart. I opened my eyes suddenly and realized that it was a dream. I rubbed my forehead, trying to recall what I dreamed in the dream, but it was blurry. It was just the deep pain in my heart reminding myself that it was definitely not a sweet dream.

Well, let's put the dream aside, the problem I need to solve urgently is: regain youth!

Young Master, I have been an old man for a month. In this month, I have deeply realized two problems. One: how scumbag my reborn body is to the extreme; How to be so stupid to the extreme.

Regarding the scum to the extreme, please see the following clip:

Fragment one:

One day, Xiaoying held a stack of things and hid in the corner to watch secretly, making sounds of "hehe" and "giggle" from time to time. Learn to read XX books well, don't need to quibble, just look at your obscene demeanor and lewd expression, it is clear that you are not doing good things!"

Xiaoying's fair and tender face was flushed with two blushes, and she explained in an awkward tone: "No, Your Highness, no... no."

I was too lazy to look at him like that, so I opened it with one hand, hey, what is this XX book, "Tianjie Daily" is so orthodox and has such an authoritative name, but the content is really obscene.

Headline of page A: "Vulcan returns, which man will suffer?"

"Siming Xingjun appeared outside the Vulcan Palace, His Highness Vulcan's clutches have reached out to minors?"

"Siming Xingjun was ravaged, wipe away tears and complain!" Next to this title, there is a dynamic picture of Siming Xingjun, with a pale face, delicate and weak, and there is a bit of sadness when looking back.

So far, Si Ming Xingjun has only met me once, and within half an hour of talking, this chastity has been so sharply conveyed, it is really embarrassing...

Fragment two:

On a sunny day, His Highness took Xiaoying to wander around, and came across a place with unique scenery to stop for a while, not wanting to lose his eyes, and couldn't find the way back.

According to many days of getting along, my conclusion is that "It is better to count on a pig than to count on Xiaoying." Therefore, His Highness can only rely on himself to find a way out, but he did not find a way out. Try to be as kind as possible, and ask: "To bother Xiaoxian, I don't know where this place is, how far is it from the Vulcan Palace?"

Xiao Xiantong guessed that I was an amiable old man, so he described the route in detail.

I cupped my hands to thank, and the little fairy boy waved his hand and said that you are welcome. Before leaving, he kindly told me: "Old man, you should be careful when you go here. I heard that the god of fire has returned. If you encounter it, you have to ask for help." Blessed!~"

The corners of my eyes twitched, and I forced myself to twitch the corners of my mouth and said it's okay, it's okay.Unexpectedly, I held back, and this Xiaoying rushed out and said: "Bold little fairy, how dare you be so rude to His Royal Highness Vulcan!!"

When the little fairy heard this, her face turned pale instantly, and she pointed at me with trembling hands.When I saw this situation, don't leave any shadows on this little baby. I just wanted to say a few words of relief, but who would have thought that this little fairy boy would run away with a loud "Wow", and when he was far away, I heard him yell "Wow!" Mother... Mother, Vulcan spoke to me, I... Will I be pregnant!!!~!"

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So far, I have deeply realized how deeply this Vulcan scum is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people!

Regarding Xiaoying, his full name is Yingzhao. He is a beast with a human face and a horse body, tiger stripes all over his body, and bird wings. He first took human form, so his mind is quite simple.I didn't know this at the beginning, so I often chatted with him, but every time I was so angry that my veins burst out, I found that my current age and state were really not suitable for such ups and downs, so I tried to keep silent with him .

If I want to talk about what I have gained this month, I finally found a third species in the Fire God Temple. His name is Ahuang. According to Xiaoying's introduction, it is a phoenix. I am a mortal and I think I have never seen it before. Phoenix, but it is really impossible to equate this fat, turkey-like species with the beautiful and elegant phoenix.

Ah Huang is not in human form, and he doesn’t talk often. Don’t blame me for ignoring his existence. He spends half of his day sleeping and the other half eating. His busy life makes it impossible for me to get in and communicate with him...

I have always wanted to rejuvenate my old age, so I often lick my old face and ask around. The hard work pays off, and it really made me find hope. On the third day of this month, the Queen Mother of the West hosted a banquet, which is the legendary Pantao Festival, and Pantao is also said to have a glow Efficacy.

Day and night, I finally looked forward to the third day of junior high school. I rode Xiaoying and prepared to go to Yaochi. Just as I was about to go out, I found that Ah Huang, who was supposed to be sleeping, flew over with flapping wings and kept using the sharp The bird's beak pecked at my arm, and I took a look at the infinite light shining from his small soybean eyes, and I knew in my heart that the fat bird of love is the one that craves the flat peach.

Yaochi is located in Yichongtian, which is the residence of the Queen Mother of the West. The so-called Peach Fair is not a group of gods eating peaches around a pond as I thought, but a banquet held in Dongtian Mansion of Yichongtian, also known as "Bieyoudongtian". It's not as rare as people imagined. The Queen Mother of the West will hold it three times a year. Flat peaches are rare for humans, but to gods, they are just peaches with a particularly delicious taste and some beauty benefits.

Dongtianfu, as its name suggests, suddenly opens up when you pass through the arch of Shuanglong Xizhu. The infinitely stretched sky stands with magnificent Lingyun stalactites, and the clouds and mist surround it below.Lingyun stalactite absorbs the essence of heaven and earth, and it takes a hundred years to condense a drop of holy water. The holy water is filtered by Yaochi, pure and flawless, crystallized into clouds, and spreads widely between heaven and earth, becoming the boundary between heaven and earth, so Yichongtian is also called Dongtian.

I have learned a lot from being an old man this month, so I drove away Xiaoying and Ah Huang, stroked my beard and calmly found an inconspicuous seat in the corner, and planned to go back and eat a few peaches calmly.

Unexpectedly, there are quite a lot of people who came to the Pantao Festival today. The room was full in twos and threes, and there were two people sitting in my small corner. I guess my current wrinkled appearance would not attract their interest, so I calmed down Sit by and listen to their gossip.

I heard the excited voice of the fairy next to me: "What should I do? I'm so nervous. I heard that Tianzun likes green. Do you think my green clothes are appropriate?"

"Why are you nervous, what do you look like, Tianzun will not see it, don't be too sentimental."

"But...but, my God, I am lucky enough to see the mantra of Tianzun in this life, do you think I will greatly increase my cultivation base just by looking at it!!"

I inadvertently choked on a sip of water, and coughed suddenly, look, what I said was similar to what the little fairy boy said that day, "I'm going to get pregnant when Vulcan says something."

Suddenly, the hall was quiet, all the immortals stood up, bowed their heads and bowed their hands, I was taken aback, imitating the example, and glanced at the arch from the corner of my eye.