Beastmaster Divorce

"Ah? Ah!!" Hu Baiyang didn't react for a while, and Tang Yi grabbed his wrist and fell out. He spun around and landed safely, and was strangled by the neck as soon as he stood still.

"Tang, Tang Yi, your hands are much stronger, don't pinch my neck so hard..." Hu Baiyang grabbed Tang Yi's hand and the two of them were in a stalemate.

"That's Ododo's meaning." Tang Yi curled his lips and smiled, "But I agree."

Didn't you mean it after all?Hu Baiyang couldn't laugh or cry.In order to prevent the child from having a father, Hu Baiyang still broke Tang Yi's hand. Tang Yi's nameless fire and fierce resistance aroused Tang Yi's rebellious psychology even more, so he just couldn't do anything to beat him up.

"It's not good! Your Majesty and Mr. Tang are fighting!" Madou and his colleagues shouted and flew around.

Seeing the loud noises from the Beastmaster Palace, Dr. Rabbit was very grateful, "Fortunately, I insisted on going home."

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"Three doors, one pavilion... This small garden is completely gone. Hey~ Your Majesty, please be harmonious." Ma Chichi shook his head and sighed while counting the losses.

"As soon as he is pregnant, he feels bad, and when he feels bad, he loses his temper. When he loses his temper, you fight with him, and when you fight with him, he gets more and more uncomfortable..." Ma Chichi put away the account book and gave it to Hu Baiyang slowly. Analyzing, "You just have to be considerate, ah~ say more nice things..."

"Do you think I'm not enough?" Hu Baiyang tore open his shirt, revealing the pinch mark on his neck and the two palm prints on his chest, "He went to the Demon Race, and when he came back, he beat someone. It hurts. If I don't resist, I will die." ah."

"This... this..." Ma Chichi was sweating when he saw the marks on Hu Baiyang's body. This is too violent. It seems impossible not to talk to Tang Yi. "I asked Hong Sui to tell him. Say it."

So in the hut in the west courtyard, Tang Yi and Hu Lao Qi faced each other again, the snow was fluttering outside the house, and Hu Lao Qi also changed into long hair.The last time Ma Chichi returned to the Orc clan with a full body bag, Hu Lao Qi took care of him, and after taking care of him, the two reconciled again, and the two of them were in pairs all day long, plus Hu Lao Qi was pregnant. Multiple births aroused a lot of envy. Since then, people who have come to ask the secret recipe for multiple births, how to maintain a marriage relationship, how to choose a partner, etc. have broken through the threshold of Ma's family.Hu Laoqi won the Best Husband of the Year with more than half of the votes in the Shoudu Xiaolu Report poll. Although everyone questioned Ma Chichi's secret operation, this is a digression.

"You guys are too good, it's only been two months." The red-haired fox said while licking his tea while shaking his ears.

"..." Tang Yi leaned against the window to watch the snow. Tang Yi didn't like to talk about such private issues behind closed doors.

"Everyone knows that you like to beat up the king." Hu Lao Qi squatted next to Tang Yi after drinking tea, because Yue Yue's belly was big enough to reach the table, and it was already difficult to scratch his ears with his hind feet, " But be gentle, the king is a non-renewable resource, and there will be no second one if you beat him to death." As he spoke, he found that Tang Yi was just looking at the snow like a wooden man, so he patted Tang Yi's thigh with his front paw and continued, "You guys toss Enough is enough, can you bear it or find someone else to vent?" Seeing that Tang Yi moved and his face changed, he slowly stood up with his front paws on Tang Yi's thigh and poked his head over to ask, "Do you still have Any other ideas?"

Tang Yi said "um..." followed by "wow" and threw up on the window. "It feels better... I will think about your words." After vomiting, he wiped his mouth dizzily and said to Hu Laoqi.

Tang Yi was not trying to be perfunctory to Hu Laoqi, he also felt that he needed to be gentle with Hu Baiyang, so he decided to start by apologizing.In the end, Hu Baiyang was so easy for him to find, he went around several courtyards and found Hu Baiyang in a corner of the huge room in the bedroom after the sun had set - he was squatting there not knowing what he was doing.

Madou flew in and lit all the lights, and the whole room lit up in an instant. "Bai Yang?" Tang Yi walked over and tapped his shoulder, and asked, "What are you doing?" Tang Yi fixed his eyes and saw that Bai Yang was sewing a sandbag that looked like a white tiger. "The workmanship is good." Tang Yi praised, "Is it for Danding?" Danding is still staying in Wutong Fengju, and they discussed letting Danding stay there until Mr. Feng's nirvana. Visit him every three days.

After receiving Tang Yi's compliment, Hu Baiyang laughed twice and said, "It's for you. I made you a special dummy of the Beastmaster. You can beat him when you feel bad." He sent it in front of Tang Yi, "You can still scream out if you try." He said, pulling Tang Yi's hand and punching the tiger's head.

The sandbag white tiger really screamed as Hu Baiyang said, but the voice was abnormally loud, and the scream of "oooooooooooooooooooo" broke through a window in the bedroom.

"Damn it! I almost had a heart attack after beating it!" Tang Yi was taken aback without warning, and he swung the sandbag and smashed it at Hu Baiyang, causing another scream from the force of the sandbag.

"Oh!" Hu Baiyang retracted the sandbag, very sorry, "I'll improve it..."

This time when the sandbag is stressed, he will suddenly laugh out loud, the laughter is sharp and piercing, and he will run around in circles...

"Are you going to kill our father and son?!" Tang Yi burned the sandbag white tiger with a fire, and at this moment he had already forgotten the idea of ​​being gentle with him.

Madou grabbed a bag of peanuts and landed on Meowbaimi's head, "How many complaints will the king receive tomorrow?"

"Last time, the king howled in the middle of the night for half a month, and finally everyone got used to it." Meowbaimi stuck out her tongue to catch the peanuts thrown by Madou, and chewed, "Later, my neighbor's newborn baby hamster had to listen to it every day. Only when the king howled could he fall asleep, and after the king stopped calling, the baby would cry every night, not to mention being troublesome."

"Habit is really a terrible thing." Madou couldn't help sighing as he watched his king become more and more skillful in resisting Tang Yi's 'offensive' and could occasionally eat some 'sugar' tofu.

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A few days later, Ma Chichi came over to see off the new door and realized that he hadn't seen the human form of his king for several days—Hu Baiyang walked around in tiger form all day long, and he couldn't even reply to the complaint. Draw characters with those meaty tiger claws. ——This made Ma Chichi very worried.

So Hu Laoqi came into the palace again, "What's the matter? You're pregnant too?" Hu Laoqi moved his stomach and sat down at the door like Hu Baiyang as the door god.

"I haven't gotten fat." Hu Baiyang stood up, shaking his hair and stretching his waist to show off his graceful body line. He didn't understand why Hu Laoqi asked, "Why do you say that?"

"Turn into a human form, the old horse has always thought that there is something wrong with you." He glanced at a tree not far away from the corner of his eye as he spoke, Hu Baiyang shook his nose and smelled Ma Chichi's scent.Although he hesitated for a while, he finally turned into a human form. Hu Laoqi took a closer look and almost cried out, "My lord, why are you still bruised and swollen?"

Hu Baiyang scratched his head in embarrassment and said with a smile, "I found that with this appearance, Tang Yi can even speak very gently."

Hu Laoqi suddenly felt that the north wind was blowing, making his heart feel cool.He is desperate, he is desperate for the king in front of him, let's pin his hope on his next generation.The old fox lay on his stomach with his head on the ground, thinking.

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What makes Tang Yi really painful and frightening is giving birth to a baby.Although he has the common sense of how to give birth to a baby in his mind, many people also comfort him and say, "It's not the first child, it's easy and don't have psychological pressure." Even Ododo said to him, "It's really impossible, let me do it? I'll do it. This time I observed the whole process and made some small notes." As he spoke, he planned to impart experience to him.But Tang Yi was still nervous, but the content of the nervousness started from "the child is drunk and messed up, will it be a problem?" 'becomes' What if the big guy gets stuck halfway? '.

What made him even more depressed was that he was born prematurely.The baby came so suddenly that Hu Baiyang didn't even have time to send him to the cave where he was born last time at noon on a summer day.That day Tang Yi's animal form became a nightmare for many orc children, and most of the Beast King's Palace was destroyed in Tang Yi's labor pains.

Tang Yi spent a day and a night in pain and wasted a day and a night before he gave birth to an egg that was definitely longer than an egg.Tang Yi personally knocked out a crack in the egg, and a cute little female tiger howled and kissed the little tiger. Bai Yang hugged the little tiger to let her crawl towards him. That fragile and cute appearance made Tang Yi feel the pain of these days. It's all worth it, he licked the fur on Xiaohu's body and let out a grunting sound of satisfaction in his throat, and after a while he jumped out of the protective circle drawn by Long Qingyi and rushed over to imitate his parents and lick his sister too.

"If you don't look at the surrounding environment, it's really a beautiful family." Long Qingyi praised from the heart, and then he leaned into Feng Yutian's ear to broadcast live, "Now three male beasts are licking a young female beast."

"The words have changed from your mouth." Feng Yutian smiled and gave him an elbow directly.

Because Xiaohu's birth caused the Beast King's Palace to directly lose nearly ten thousand yuan, so Hu Baiyang called her 'Wanjin'. When he announced, everyone was in a state of embarrassing jaw dislocation, so he thought that everyone agreed by default.

When Hu Baiyang was complacent about winning the naming rights of his children twice in a row, his people wrote proposal letters one after another.The central idea is to sum up Tang Yi's material and spiritual losses to the orcs from pregnancy to childbirth, and then conclude that he, the king, should be given birth control, and he will also jointly send out post-mortem prescriptions...

"Ah, having fewer children and planting more trees. Tang Yi really hit the mark." Hu Baiyang lay down on the ground dejectedly and pawprinted his consent on the proposal.

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"Tang Yi Tang Yi, Long Qingyi said let's get ready." Ododo's eyes lit up and he shook Tang Yi's hand happily.Because Tang Yi saw the child's mental exhaustion, he let Ododo shake like that, and hoped that Ododo would finish shaking quickly and let his spirit go to a dark place to rest.