Comprehensive Master Honghuang] What's wrong with dressing up as a rabbit? !

Not long after, Senior Brother Xuandu urged her to go back again.

Su Rabbit lied that she had practiced in seclusion, otherwise, it would be impossible to explain why she disappeared for hundreds of years.The time in the demon world is different from that in the outside world, and Su Yong doesn't understand why.There is no spiritual energy in the devil world, but the devil energy is more abundant, so she naturally dare not practice lightly.Just wait for Mr. Ling Dang to get better, hurry up and take her away.

During the period, Tianzhu came once, and there were some other demons. If it weren't for the demonic energy on their bodies, they would be no different from ordinary immortals at first glance.

"Hello?" As soon as those demons left, Su Yue stepped into the hall with his paws. His whole body was fluffy, and he was about the size of an ordinary rabbit before he knew it: "How are you recovering?"

"Hey..." He frowned exaggeratedly, and the dark clouds on his face before were swept away: "You just realized that you still feel a little uncomfortable when you talk about it, good rabbit, come up quickly, give me a pinch twice?"

Su Yue rolled her eyes: "Do you have a psychological problem and need to vent? Hey, really, congratulations, your abnormality index in my heart has risen by two levels."

The pervert raised his eyebrows: "Aren't you obediently dedicated?"

She snorted nonchalantly, jumped onto Luo Hu's head, stretched out her claws, and made his black hair into a bird's nest.Then he smiled triumphantly: "It's really an art..." Then he was caught in his arms by a big hand and squeezed twice vigorously.

In the Demon Realm, it is safer to turn into a rabbit than the real one, because even if a demon passes by, few people will deliberately pay attention to a little rabbit in the corner.If it's a lively and joyful little girl... Well, the devil world that has been silent for many years also has a subject to gossip about.

"Let go!" Su Yue grinned her teeth and jumped to the ground again: "My senior brother told me to go back to alchemy! It is said that 100 years have passed in the human world, if I don't leave, I really can't." Saying hello, Su Rabbit felt deeply guilty.

Luo Hu looked at her deeply: "Okay, I'll take you back later."

The mountain of Zhang'e.

"This is for you." After settling down at the foot of the mountain, Luo Hu stretched out his hand, from which a blue rolling pin slowly appeared.Facing the wind, he lowered his eyes and stared at Su Yue, with an expression so indifferent that one couldn't tell whether it was sadness or joy: "The stalk of a green lotus is a pure thing, if it is contaminated with devilish energy, it may be bad."

Su Yue looked at the rolling pin in his hand, feeling a little nostalgic, but she still said firmly: "What's wrong with being contaminated with magic energy? Since this thing is an innate spiritual treasure, it will definitely play a greater role in your hands. Bell, I First of all, I packed Shen Gongbao and Xuanfeng and sent them to Master, and then I didn’t return for a long time, I must have annoyed Laojun. I can’t protect it, so let’s put it in your place for the time being.”

"Are you serious?" His expression was finally shaken, and an inexplicable light flickered in his eyes: "Silly rabbit, this is the only valuable thing around you, how can I protect myself?"

"This rolling pin can't be eaten or drunk. Apart from the fact that it's useful for alchemy, I already thought it was a hot potato!" Su Yue waved her hand indifferently: "Besides, whoever he is, he can run if he is in a fight, but he can't. A fan flew off! Wait, if I die, you won’t leave me behind, will you?”

Luo Hu pinched her little face amusedly: "Silly rabbit can only talk stupid things. Although I have a lot of things recently, as long as you want to find me—"

"Sister! Oh, sister!"

somebody is coming?Su Yue suddenly turned her head, and quickly pushed Mr. Bell: "It seems that my long-eared cousin is here! You go first, I will find you another day! Wait, why do I have the reaction of being caught rape? "She said to herself, and when she turned her head, Mr. Lingdang was really gone.

There was a sudden sense of emptiness.

"Sister, who were you talking to just now?" A gust of wind blew by, and the long-eared lights floated in front of her, and she seemed to be shaking: "I heard from your senior brother that you went to retreat to practice?"

"En." She nodded stiffly, and added: "When I was leaving the customs, I met Taoist friend Dai Tuzi, and he gave me a ride."

Chang Er Ding Guang was furious: "What, you met that bastard Dai Tuzi?!"

Su Rabbit was stunned: "Hey, brother Dingguang, why did you react like this? I clearly remember that you and Dai Tuzi had a pretty good friendship at that time."

"It's true that you know people, you know your face, you don't know your heart." Ding Guang still resented himself: "That Dai Tuzi said that he wanted to teach me a unique exercise, which sounds reasonable. Then what? It made me go crazy Ten years! Sister, what are you laughing at?"

She clutched her belly and laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist: "Oh, brother, I'm sorry, I just can't help it... Hahaha, I didn't expect him to be a scumbag!" Su Yue applauded silently in her heart, good job!

"Sister, you..." He gritted his teeth and looked at Su Yue with fire in his eyes.Inadvertently, he sensed a strange aura again. Not long ago, when Su Yue experienced calamity, he also found something similar.Looking closely, Chang Er Ding Guang's eyes trembled, and then he asked her nonchalantly: "Speaking for him like this, tell brother the truth, what is your relationship with that Dai Tuzi?"

"Of course he's a good teammate." Su Yue laughed enough, straightened her waist and said solemnly: "Of course, if you hate him so much, I'll consider turning him into your brother-in-law to hurt you all day long..." She joked.

"Oh? Sister, you are really blessed."

"how do I say this?"

Chang Er Dingguang said slowly: "Since the banquet in Yuxu Palace, Senior Brother Duobao has been asking me about you since he found out that you are my sister... What is the reason?" He smiled grimly. , made Su Yue's hair stand on end.

"I think...he probably wants to eat rabbit meat." Scratching her head for a long time, Su Yue came up with such an answer.

Cousin: "..."

The Yellow Emperor died.

On the way home with my cousin, a passing bird conveyed such a "sad" news to them.They were all taken aback, Su Yue felt that she hadn't been away for a few days, and it turns out that human life is short.In fact, the Yellow Emperor has lived for more than 200 years. It is said that an earthquake occurred when he was handling the government affairs, so all the civil and military officials died.

"Didn't he fly into the sky?" Touching his chin, Su Rabbit asked doubtfully.

"Riding a dragon? Flying into the sky?"

"Ah, that's right. I think that for an outstanding human being like him, the Heavenly Emperor will definitely send a dragon to pick him up and fly into the sky." She said nonsense, but she didn't expect that the first hero of the Yellow Emperor died in the earthquake.Sighing, Su Yue remembered about Shen Gongbao, and asked again: "Hey, brother Dingguang, have you heard of Shen Bao?"

Chang Er Dingguang answered absent-mindedly: "I've heard that, decades ago, Master Yuanshi accepted him as a disciple of Chanjiao's second generation—but this guy is quite different from many of my fellow apprentices. Familiar, I have seen him several times. Sister, let's not talk about it, I have something to leave."

"Okay." Su Rabbit nodded.

Jumping three times and returning home, the big rabbit was very happy, and the two rabbits nagged and talked for a long time before starting to make dinner.During her visit to the Demon Realm, the Three Witches sent ginseng fruit, which looked like a baby, which looked weird.

"Father, try it." Su Rabbit said slowly, biting a peach.A second ago, she thought of something, and it was all because Chang Er Ding Guang came at the wrong time, Mr. Ling Dang hadn't told her yet, how to find him?Is it possible to go directly to the devil world?Su Yue thinks she doesn't have that ability.

"I'm afraid this is something good for cultivation, dear girl, you can eat it." The big rabbit smiled and said.

"It's too scary, I don't want to eat it!" Su Yong made a bitter face on purpose, but the father had no choice but to eat it under her supervision.Throwing away the peach pits, she looked at the newly transformed home curiously, and finally asked: "Why is our family so rich? Could it be that you fooled the Dragon King of the East China Sea and gave you all the property?"

"Where there is, it is all labor income, and there is a proper way to get it."

Su Yue sighed: "I don't believe it..."

"Hey, I don't even believe my good daughter." The big rabbit was very sad, and only heard him say: "Since you left, I have been very bored. All the old friends in the neighborhood have fallen, and the relocation... For a while, few people could talk. Since the Yellow Emperor unified the human race, their development has been prosperous, so I," he rubbed his chin and laughed, "so I was bored and changed from the east. Get a lot of pottery pots to the west, exchange for more treasures, and then go to the east to exchange pottery pots..."

All in all, it was an early commodity exchange, and the big rabbit played the role of a 'profiteer'.Su Rabbit listened dumbfounded, since when did Dad go into business?A picture of a big rabbit carrying a pottery jug appeared in her mind, and she trembled.

"Okay, let's not talk about me now, but about you." The old man winked at her mysteriously: "Have you found the lost bell?"

"The bell? Has it been there all the time?" Su Yue was taken aback for a moment, and after three seconds, she remembered what the big rabbit was referring to, and blushed: "I just met Daoist Dai Tuzi, and he gave it back to me."

The big rabbit sighed meaningfully: "Oh..."

The green smoke curled up, making people drowsy.

But Su Yue couldn't sleep.She straightened her back and knelt on the floor in the front hall of the Bajing Palace. Although the old gentleman in front of her had a kind face, her eyes were cold, and she didn't say a word from the beginning to the end.Xuan Du on the side finally got anxious, stepped forward and knelt beside Su Yue, raised his head and said firmly: "Master, since junior sister has already repented, you think she is the first offender..."

"Oh?" Laojun said indifferently: "Then let her tell me what mistake I made."

"Junior Sister?" Xuan Du secretly pushed her.

Su Yue came back to her senses: "Ah, back to Master, I made two mistakes. First, I shouldn't use Master's wine gourd to pretend to be a lich. Second, I shouldn't have retreated for a hundred years without saying hello to you..." She slowly Dao, as expected, just sneaked back to the Bajing Palace and there was no good fruit to eat.

"Retreat for a hundred years? Then how can your cultivation improve?" Laojun said coldly.

She was speechless.

Xuandu could only worry for her, but there was nothing he could do. Laojun doesn't get angry easily. If he gets angry, it means... When he was young, he wandered outside for decades and didn't come back, but Laojun just smiled. He was punished for alchemy.

"It really taught a good apprentice who couldn't help himself! Xuandu, tell me, does she still have me as a master in her eyes?"

"..." Xuan didn't dare to answer, since the old gentleman said so, it was obviously a sign of turning his face.Going out and not returning is not considered a serious fault, it is just a crime to be imposed on, why is there no excuse?

Su Rabbit said indifferently: "Did you ever regard me as an apprentice?"

"Ah!"

No one has ever dared to speak to Laojun like this, no wonder he didn't care to maintain his usual demeanor, and snorted heavily.Xuandu broke out in a cold sweat. He knew the reason why Su Yue started, and he could also guess that Laojun's patience was limited.Glancing at his junior sister uneasily, he said in a low voice, "Junior sister, are you crazy?"

"I'm not crazy."

Although on the surface the situation was calm, but in her heart, Su Yong was also shocked.Before she had time to go around and ask her senior brother what happened to the tracking on the fan, she was severely reprimanded by Laojun.But no matter what, Laojun will never hurt her life, the most important thing in Taoism is reputation.She was relieved, sooner or later she would have to face it, tear her face apart, so what?

But what Laojun said is right, she is not a qualified Taoist disciple, she not only has an 'affair' with the devil, but also befriends the three witches, she is doing all kinds of evil.Lowering her head slightly, Su Yue felt a little guilty.

Laojun stared at her coldly: "Why isn't Qinglian stem by your side?"

"Go back to Master, I lost it."

She replied calmly, it really is a good idea to hand over the rolling pin to Mr. Bell.It's just that I still feel a little sad. Now that the words have reached this point, what room is there?Laojun's eyes were burning, no matter how many reminding glances from senior brother Xuandu, Su Yong bowed his head and ignored them.

In the end, Laojun slapped the table to finalize the case: "Xuandu, go and imprison her in the apse, and don't go out if there is nothing to do."

"……Yes."

half a month later.

Xuandu opened the door, but saw a little fluffy rabbit nestled in the corner, sleeping peacefully.She hadn't eaten or drank for half a month, and it was cold here, so she was able to hold back.He sighed, stepped forward, bent down, and patted his junior sister on the head: "Junior sister, wake up!"

"Well... little rabbit, be good, open the door, if you don't want to open it, you just won't open it..."

Still humming nursery rhymes in a daze, Su Yue opened her eyes and looked at Xuandu suspiciously: "Brother? Why are you here... Could it be that it's the 21st century now?" She fell asleep a little unconsciously.

"What century? Let's go, the master said that he will let you become a teacher."

Only then did she wake up completely, she shrank back, half-believing and half-believing: "Isn't Master very angry? Why did he suddenly let me go out... What's going on?"

"I don't know either." Xuandu shook his head: "Master asked me to send you to Guanghan Palace. He said, you should leave your teacher today. The title is Jade Rabbit Yuanjun, who lives in Guanghan Palace and is already at Xintiandi's place. I said hello."

"Oh."

What Jade Rabbit Yuanjun, what a teacher, what living in Guanghan Palace, is just house arrest in disguise!Su Yong knew that Laojun could not give up the green lotus stalks. Looking at the clear and cold moon palace in the night sky, she let go of her hand, and the banana fan slowly fell down, and finally disappeared without a trace.

The author has something to say: When I passed by a flower shop today, I saw a litter of fluffy bunnies, and my heart melted... It’s a pity that I didn’t dare to buy them and raise them.