Comprehensive Master Honghuang] What's wrong with dressing up as a rabbit? !

Kunlun Mountains.

After running around all night, I finally arrived at the lair of explaining education, and it was still a little distance away from Yuxu Palace.Su Rabbit stopped to wipe off his sweat. Although Kunlun Mountain is an authentic fairy mountain of Taoism, it is nothing compared to Daluotian Bajing Palace.He took out the purple gold gourd from his sleeve, listened to it, and the witch was still protesting feebly.

She really didn't remember what to do next, so she just handed the gourd to Laojun...Master is omnipotent.Thinking of Senior Brother Xuandu, Su Yue arranged her clothes solemnly, and then walked slowly towards Yuxu Palace.

"Hey, fellow daoist, please stay!"

Su Yue turned her head. For some reason, she suddenly felt that this sentence was very familiar.Where have you heard of it?Behind him is a young man who also wears Taoist robes. He looks to be sixteen or seventeen years old.His eyebrows were slightly raised, and he was a little unrestrained in his seriousness.

"Well, how are you, fellow daoist?" Su Yue thought that the other party might also be a disciple of the Taoist school who went to Yuxu Palace, so he might as well make friends: "My Su Yue, dare I ask you, what is your name?"

He didn't answer, but just smiled and said: "Miss Su Yue, I heard that the fellow Taoists who went to congratulate the ancestor today all brought gifts. I wonder what the lady has prepared?"

Do you still need to prepare a gift to celebrate the birthday of the ancestor Hongjun?She froze for a moment, remembering that feast of the Queen Mother of the West, it turned out that this was also important in the fairy world.But there is a senior brother for everything... Su Yue smiled and said, "Don't worry, my senior brother will definitely be ready!"

"Who is the girl's senior brother?" The boy asked casually.

"My senior brother..." Su Yue almost blurted out, suddenly realized something was wrong, glanced out of the corner of the eye, the young man was listening carefully: "He is a person who can't even mention his name." She said solemnly.

juvenile:"……"

I thought it would end like this without embarrassment, but I didn't expect that the thick skin of the strange boy was unmatched by anyone.Rolling his eyeballs, he smiled again and said, "The gift prepared by that... brother who can't even mention his name is good, but how can he show his heart? If you want to impress the ancestor, you still have to prepare it yourself. It would be a great gift."

When he was talking, Su Yue frowned, and noticed the evil spirit that was deliberately concealed from him. Although she didn't have sharp eyes, after these years of cultivation, she could faintly see the original shape of some demon cultivators.After making up her mind, Su Yue nodded wildly, and then pretended to be dazed and said, "Then, according to fellow Taoists, what should we do?"

The young man patted his chest and said with a smile: "Miss Su Yue, why worry? I have already prepared a big gift here. As long as the girl agrees to take me into Yuxu Palace, I will offer everything with both hands... I will never break my promise!"

While talking, he took out treasures one after another from his sleeve, which made Su Yong dizzy like magic.Looking at the purple gold gourd in his hand, in terms of appearance, it really looks like tatters in front of these treasures...

"Since you want to enter Yuxu Palace, I promise you." She smiled.

"Really?" The boy was very happy, and threw the treasures back into his sleeves one by one: "Then thank you girl!"

"Shen Bao?"

"Hey?"

A blue light flashed, Su Rabbit shook the purple gold gourd in his hand again, ah, soaking leopard in sweet-scented osmanthus wine, Mr. Yuanshi can have a good taste.

Just stepping on the stone steps in front of Yuxu Palace, Su Yue didn't catch sight of Senior Brother Xuandu, but bumped into Jiejiao Duobao instead.

Unlike last time, Duobao didn't have a row of junior sisters behind him, he was wandering around in front of Yuxu Palace alone. "Hi Brother Duobao." She said politely, and at the same time asked a little puzzled: "Why are you all standing outside?"

That's right, the gate of Yuxu Palace is closed tightly, and even the disciples of Chanjiao are obediently waiting in front of the palace.It is very easy to distinguish the disciples of the two teachings, the former is solemn and honest, while the latter behaves loosely and unrestrainedly.Su Yong even saw the long-eared Dingguang who was chattering with Wudang and Guiling.

"The master left the master and the two uncles were discussing important matters inside, and told me to wait outside." Duobao smiled and folded his hands, and looked at the purple gold gourd in Su Yue's hand: "Junior Sister Su Yue, take the gold gourd in your hand." What is this?"

"Osmanthus wine. Brother, would you like a glass?"

"I..." Duobao's expression moved slightly, and he suddenly remembered the whispers between his juniors and sisters, saying that Su Rabbit was taught to make wine well, but it's better not to taste the new products he developed. "Thank you, Junior Sister, I recently..." He said with a dry smile, "I'm about to go through a catastrophe, so I shouldn't drink alcohol."

Su Rabbit stared at him: "Senior Brother Duobao, where did you hear the rumors?" It's strange, she only cheated Laojun and Senior Brother Xuandu, why even Duobao, who stopped teaching, was extremely wary of her ?

Duobao felt a little uncomfortable being watched by her, and finally waved his hand and said: "I just heard Jin Ling and the others say in my spare time... Of course I trust you, Junior Sister Su Yue, and of course I will leave this good osmanthus wine to Master and the others! "

"That's right, of course it's the master and the two uncles." Su Yue said seriously, "Where did your sisters hear the rumors?"

"Uh... I heard from Miss Taizhen. Look, it's right there."

He betrayed his teammate again, and Su Yong didn't need to ask about the next step.Who will tell Taizhen?Of course it's Senior Brother Xuandu who values ​​sex over friends!Following Duobao's guidance, as expected, the queen mother and daughters also came, and Xuandu was naturally there to accompany Taizhen.Only then did she notice that it wasn't just Taoist disciples present.besides……

"Hello, two uncles."

Because they got stuck at the entrance of Tianmen, the immortals from all over the world who came to Yuxu Palace had to pass by.Turning his head, Duobao is greeting two visitors indifferently, uncle?Could it be that Master Tongtian still has a younger brother?She couldn't understand.

One of them is still bald. Although he looks kind and kind-eyed, he always feels weird.The two Taoists smiled slightly, looked at the tightly closed Yuxu Palace, asked Duobao a few words casually, and then drifted away.

"Who are they?" Su Yue asked.

"West guide and quasi-mentor Taoist." He said lightly.

Su Yue immediately tilted her head to look at the back of them leaving, and two small fires were lit in her eyes.

"Su Yue."

"Hey, it's you, sister Nuba?"

Su Rabbit raised his head in surprise, and there was a huge boulder standing tall in the vast plain. The girl was standing on the boulder, her long black hair flying in the wind.Jumped to her side in two or three, looked around, and smiled maliciously: "Hey, where is Brother Yinglong?"

"On the battlefield." The female demon lowered her eyes and looked at her fixedly: "What about you? I heard that today is the birthday of the ancestor of the Taoist sect. Why are you here?"

"Hey..." Su Yue sighed sadly: "Today's situation is too chaotic, and then I added some fuel to the fire and slipped away early..."

Half an hour ago, the gate of Yuxu Palace finally opened slowly, and she followed Xuandu slowly to find a place to sit down. Fortunately, the seats for the disciples of the Three Religions were on the outside, and many people regretted that they could not see their ancestors. At that time, Su Yue was very happy.Within a few minutes, there was an explosive news that Hong Huang was going to establish the Emperor of Heaven again.

But this time, the Emperor of Heaven, in Su Yong's view, is completely a puppet, representing Patriarch Hongjun.Xintiandi was originally a boy next to the ancestor. He remembered the Jade Emperor in "Journey to the West". No wonder no one listened to what he said, and was disturbed by a monkey.In a trance, I remembered the demon emperor Taiyi I had seen before. The world has changed, and the demon clan has long lost its former glory.

What she was even more curious about was, would the Jade Emperor give birth to seven daughters, and would the seventh princess marry Dong Yong?Before she could figure it out, the Queen Mother and the daughters turned pale when they heard the news that the Weaver Girl went down to earth to marry the Cowherd.

Su Yue: Are all myths and legends true? !

The last time I saw Weaver Girl in Kunlun Fairy Island, and thinking of the golden hairpin on Yaoji's head, she suddenly realized.The Queen Mother of the West lost face and led the girls away in a hurry, probably to punish Zhinu.Within a quarter of an hour, various versions spread among the disciples of the Three Sects. The most reliable version is that the Cowherd stole the Weaver Girl's clothes... Su Yue rubbed her chin. If the legend is true, isn't it the idea of ​​an old cow? ?

Sure enough, the goblins everywhere, even a cow next to a mortal, can give advice, and even choose the daughter of the Queen Mother of the West, stealing clothes or something is simply a hooligan!To be honest, Su Yong would rather believe that the old cow used magic to hold the weaver girl. Just imagine, even if the cowherd took the clothes, a majestic fairy can't do anything to a mortal?Spread your hands, maybe this is the legendary true love.

As for intermarriage between immortals and mortals, in the eyes of the Queen Mother of the West, it is probably no different from modern people's attitude towards adultery between humans and monkeys.Su Yue's thinking is from a human point of view. If I use modern language to describe it, it would be...the president's daughter was secretly photographed by migrant workers taking a bath in the river, and then she was threatened and agreed to live together!In the end, the incident was exposed in the global newspapers. The president led his own soldiers to take his daughter away, and the migrant workers with their two children chased after her in a self-made plane...

She thought about it and couldn't help laughing.

"Is it to establish the Emperor of Heaven again, Sifan, the daughter of the Queen Mother?" the female nun frowned and said, "That's not enough... you sneaked away?"

"Of course not." Su Yue waved her hands and said with a smile: "There is one more thing. I used the wine gourd that Master gave me to fill a witch and a demon. During the banquet, Master asked Boy Baihe to get the wine, so I I gave him the gourd, and specially told Shen Gongbao in the gourd, I hope he will behave well."

As for what happened next?God knows.

"Of course, I was still a little scared, so I told Senior Brother Xuandu. Now that he knew, even if Master punished me, he would still be charged with crimes. The expression on Senior Brother's face looked like he was going to kill me. We got angry, and we sneaked away. Sister Numei, you see, I have done what I promised Shen Gongbao so well, should I get back the treasure he wants to give me next time?"

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