Comprehensive Master Honghuang] What's wrong with dressing up as a rabbit? !

What to say?

Su Yue had a vague feeling that she had seen him somewhere before, but she quickly shook her head vigorously. Although her memory was a bit poor when she was memorizing before the exam, she really never forgot the handsome boy.The young man leaning on the crooked neck tree was dressed in a white robe like an exiled immortal, except for the black long sword behind his back, which was a bit fierce, and his whole body was imposing, I'm afraid Senior Brother Xuandu couldn't match it.Strangers, but gave her a familiar feeling.

"Huh?" Dingguang had already noticed her abnormality, turned around and took a look, and checked all the brothers and sisters of the three Taoist religions, but found no clues.So he cleared his throat, and said in his usual cheerful tone: "Where does this fellow Taoist come from? In Xia Dingguang, my sister-in-law Su Yue lives here forever."

His thoughts were the same as Su Yong's. The person who came was either a loose immortal from overseas, a demon with profound Taoism, or a new disciple of the Taoist sect.Whether it's passing by or with ulterior motives, it's always good to get to know one more friend.

"Nowhere to come, nowhere to go."

The young man leaned against the crooked neck tree, raised his eyes and smiled casually. The tone and answer were very in line with his style.A few strands of long hair danced with the wind, adding a bit of enchantment to the elegant and refined appearance.Pulling Dingguang's sleeve secretly, Su Yue whispered, "What do you think?"

"An expert outside the world, worth making friends with!" Ding Guang said excitedly, his voice trembling.

"Really?" Su Rabbit rolled his eyes, rubbed his chin at the same time and said with a smile: "I don't think it's a bit of a pretense..."

In domestic martial arts films, Mr. Pianpian must wear white clothes to enter the arena, such as Ximen Chuixue, such as Ouyang Ke...to show his unique temperament.Having watched too many TV shows, Su Yue has perfect resistance to such people.

Cousin Dingguang didn't understand, so he didn't pay attention to her: "Dare to ask, what's your name?"

"My servant..." The young man glanced at Su Yong with a half-smile, and then said unhurriedly, "The Dao name is Dai Tuzi."

Fellow Daoist Dai Tuzi is very friendly. Apart from reporting his Taoist name, he came to chat with them affectionately, and occasionally commented on the ongoing battle of Huangdi Chiyou.Standing beside him, Su Yue felt uncomfortable and full of curiosity.She secretly observed Dai Tuzi's expression when communicating with Dingguang, her smile was faint and a little alienated, her black eyes were as clear as a deep pool, but bottomless.

She hesitated and asked: "Dai, Dai...? Fellow Daoist, can I take the liberty to ask a question?"

"Of course." Dai Tuzi looked at her sideways, raised his eyebrows, and instructed her earnestly: "Little girl, remember, the next name is Dai Tuzi, and you can say it with me...Dai, Tu, Zi!"

Su Yue repeated dully: "Catch... catch a rabbit?"

Trembling all over, she raised her head in disbelief, but Daoist Dai Tuzi looked righteous.Is it just a coincidence?Su Rabbit bit her lip, flustered, but became more and more curious about him.

"Hello, fellow Taoist Dai Tuzi." Su Yue said with emphasis: "Actually, I also have a Taoist name, do you want to know?"

"Oh?"

"The title is very long, if you read it coherently, it will be... Levsky, who killed all the roasted rabbits in the world!"

People need face, trees need skin, thick skin, no enemy.

The first impression of Dai Tuzi made Su Yong very dissatisfied with Dingguang's plan. He didn't know where he came from, so why did he invite him to his house for dinner?It was too late to stop, Dai Tuzi readily agreed.

"Since Fellow Daoist Dingguang and... Fellow Daoist Levsky, the one who killed all the roasted rabbits in the world, invited me, I am worried that I have nowhere to stay, so I would like to thank you both first."

Su Yue gritted her teeth secretly, her long ears fixed her eyes, she was really 'hospitality', don't forget that you are also a guest!Hearing Dai Tuzi utter the dao name she made up casually fluently, she became more vigilant towards him.

But what is this inexplicable sense of familiarity?Mr. Ling Dang's unpredictable face flashed across Su Rabbit's mind, and he shook his head hastily.Just kidding, a suit of black suits that guy's dark temperament, not to mention, he can't afford to play tricks...

She started to grind her teeth again. What kind of love tribulation is similar to an exam. It is completely a demon god to show her sense of existence!All the way back home, Dingguang occasionally asked Dai Tuzi a few questions, and the latter answered them fluently.

Looking at the sky, the sunset is like fire.

The big rabbit was busy chopping vegetables, and when he saw them coming back, he smiled happily: "Dear girl, Dingguang, where have you been hanging around? Hey, who is this?"

"Under Dai Tuzi, I pass by here occasionally, because Ling Ai invited me here." Dai Tuzi greeted symbolically, but his image left a good first impression on the big rabbit, so he waved his hand without hesitation. She waved her hand and told Su Yue to go to the underground palace to get some wine and treat her well.

Su Yue: "..."

Helpless, the cousin turned to be a guest, and the old man was hospitable, and now he wants her to entertain him.Turning around to go to the underground palace to get wine, she always felt Dai Tuzi's eyes following her, and when she turned her head, the other party was talking and laughing happily.Su Yue patted her chest, and said to herself: "I am a good rabbit with a big heart, regardless of previous suspicions, I am hospitable!"

After finishing speaking, he took out two jars of wine from the underground palace, washed his hands, and went to help his father cook the soup.Chinese people have always paid attention to food culture, and even the human race in the prehistoric era was unambiguous in terms of food.There are more and more ingredients and seasonings that have been discovered. Compared with the tasteless jade liquid in Xianfu, it is no wonder that some people love to be drunk.

While washing the mushrooms, the big rabbit spoke to her without saying a word, and suddenly asked: "This one who came today, but..."

"Where did you go! How is it possible?"

"Hey, I didn't ask anything, how did you react so quickly?" The big rabbit squinted his eyes, and his hands kept moving: "I just asked, is he a senior brother from your Taoist sect?"

"Eh..." Su Yue looked up at the stone wall: "I don't know, don't look at him as a gentleman, in my opinion, his stomach is full of bad water. Taoism should be impossible, cousin Dingguang almost knows the three religions Of all the disciples, is the most likely..." She stroked her chin and thought, "White vixen?"

"No."

"what is that?"

"You ask me, who should I ask?"

Only then did Su Rabbit realize that it was Dai Tuzi who was replying!Turning her head quickly, she rubbed her neck and said very displeasedly: "Fellow Daoist Dai Tuzi, of course you should ask your mother!"

Dai Tuzi spread his hands: "But there really isn't one."

This guy definitely came to trouble her on purpose.Su Yue took another deep breath and told herself to be a good rabbit.The big rabbit has been watching quietly, and finally appeared with a smile: "Okay my dear girl, this scene reminds me of your mother..."

He didn't react for a while, thinking that the topic touched him and wanted to roar, Su Yue hurriedly turned around to skewer the barbecue, ignoring Dai Tuzi's thoughtful smile.After he left, he vaguely understood the meaning of Big Rabbit's words, and hurriedly explained in a low voice: "You misunderstood, I just met him!"

"Normal, normal, understandable."

"I don't need to understand!" Su Yue said angrily.

The big rabbit chuckled: "Okay, then you don't need to understand... How can my good daughter just take advantage of a guy who doesn't know the details? But the good girl has grown up too," he sighed, "What is the boy Dingguang's intention?" , can you see it?"

"Intention? It must be malicious." Su Yue also lowered her voice, and combined with his nagging performance, she concluded: "Inherited the good quality of my beast family who is full of lies. I dare say that he must have some ulterior secret."

"Indeed." The big rabbit looked at the clay pot in her hand, and said cautiously: "Back then...Dingguang's father, that is, before my brother died, wanted to make a marriage for you..."

"boom!"

When Su Yue was in high school, she used to be obsessed with taboo novels about siblings, and those who were related by blood seemed more appealing.But the truth is cruel. Faced with the stern eyes, Su Yue only had this sentence floating in her mind: Marriage between close relatives is illegal, it is illegal!

Dingguang behaved naturally and joyfully, he is an excellent successor of the Yanshou family.Su Yue didn't see why he was interested in her at all, at most he was nagging and thinking too much.She just buried her head in eating, but unfortunately Dai Tuzi was sitting next to her.

"Fellow Daoist Dai Tuzi, what are you doing here?" She asked boredly.

"Kill all the roasted rabbits in the world..."

Just as Dai Tuzi opened his mouth, Su Yue hurriedly interrupted him: "Just call me Su Yue, Dao name or something, trouble!"

He smiled slightly: "Okay. I came here just to find a friend. It's just that according to my previous appearance, it may not be realistic to appear aboveboard, so I have to do the opposite."

"Meet a friend?" Su Rabbit started to gossip, leaned closer and said with a smile, "Let me guess, but is she a pretty girl?"

"This is not right." Dai Tuzi put down the wine cup, a sly look flashed in his eyes, and he said with a half-smile: "She is a little girl who has not yet grown up. I like to eat, and I don’t know if I’m fat...but this is the best. The response is slow, but it’s always unexpected.”

Su Yue understood: "I see, this little girl must be your daughter?"

"..."

Thinking of the big rabbit who was looking for her back then, Su Yue sighed endlessly, the prehistoric land is a good father.He also curiously asked about the little girl's appearance, but Dai Tuzi just pretended to be dead, and poured cups into his stomach.As the saying goes, a thousand cups of wine is rare for a bosom friend, and any era is no exception.Soon, the big rabbit fell down, and so did the long-eared Dingguang. In the end, only Dai Tuzi, who was refreshed, and Su Rabbit, who hadn't even touched a drop of wine, remained.

"You can drink really well?" Su Yue tilted her head and looked at him.

"Who said I've had enough alcohol?" With a shake of his hand, a few drops of wine spilled on his lapel, Dai Tuzi shook his head and said, "Come, come, have another drink. I'm talking about you, it's you—" He tilted his body , He fell into Su Yue's arms with incomparable accuracy.

Su Yue got up calmly, since she was drunk, let's sleep on the grass for a while...Using spells to send the big rabbit and Dingguang back to the room, and then slowly packed up the grill and jars, after a calculation, Dai It is enough for Tuzi to blow outside.It is not a problem to set up ten people with her spells, but when it comes to Dai Tuzi...

Completely like a dead pig, unable to even move.

Just thinking about letting him blow the wind outside, Dai Tuzi said something vaguely in his sleep, to the effect that he was talking about his cute and silly little girl.Su Yong's heart softened a little, and she stepped forward to support him, but Dai Tuzi also obeyed.

Staggering, listening to Dai Tuzi's 'dream talk', Su Yue finally got him into the guest room.She clapped her hands, and just as she was about to retire, her feet slipped inexplicably, and she fell directly into the arms of a certain drunk.

Warm and manly.

Her heart trembled slightly, and she struggled to get up, but when she stood up, Dai Tuzi hugged her from behind.Su Yue's expression turned serious, and she said seriously, "Let go!"

"Still pretending to be stupid?"

"Huh? I know." While talking, Su Yue tried hard to push him away.

Dai Tuzi let go of his hand, leaned against the stone wall, and looked at her without blinking, not at all drunk like before: "Silly rabbit, are you pretending to be decent?"

Su Yong continued to calmly say: "Just now I just said it casually, now, I really know." Before turning around, she reminded the other party very friendly: "Why give up the treatment?"

On the barren wilderness, there is a rotten smell everywhere, the crimson blood has long since dried up, and even the sky is colorless.The corpses of the human race were stacked on top of each other, and the bones could be seen everywhere.A gust of wind blew by, and a woman stood up slowly from among the dead bodies.

A tattered black robe hung on his body, slightly swaying in the wind.Her complexion was extremely pale, not even a trace of blood.Looking at the surrounding environment indifferently, she raised her foot, and finally staggered and fell on the wilderness.

The nun raised her head with difficulty, her chapped lips trembling slightly.After being hunted down for three months in a row, and her opponent was very powerful, she managed to hide in this place called the Valley of Death... All human races who died in battle would be thrown here without mercy.It's a pity that the dead body can't meet her needs, there is no blood here, blood!

For a moment, he was so distracted that he didn't even notice people coming from afar.

"Are you okay?" He asked gently, it was the breath of the human race.

"Blood..." The female demon raised her blood-red eyes, stared straight at the man's throat, and stretched out her hand but dropped it powerlessly.The man laughed, got up and said something in a low voice, and soon, a mature man with a frightened face was thrown in front of her.

No more thinking about it, I pounced on him with the last of my strength, and the nun bit his throat...

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The official class has already started today. The author, the postgraduate entrance examination party, originally planned to stop writing after finishing the last book, but this pit is a product of uncontrollable brain opening...but it will definitely end!The full text is expected to be 20 words, and it has already been written in half, and it will be updated every day if there is nothing to do, and it is expected to be completed within a month!