knight in pirate skin

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If there is still a paradise on earth in this hell, it must be the dining area of ​​the Bump Contest. ——a contestant who did not want to be named

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After the daily nap, Xiao An yawned and walked to the sofa in the living room to sit down.

Dad was out, Palos went for a walk with the dog, and Camille was the only one left.Brother Camille should not be on the first floor.

Sneaking into the kitchen, Xiao An opened the refrigerator door and gently took the can of beer from the middle compartment.Unscrew the lid of the previously prepared empty plastic juice bottle (the kind that cannot see the color of the water inside), and slowly pour the beer into the juice bottle while paying attention to the movement outside the door.

After transferring every last drop, the sound of approaching footsteps came from outside.

Xiao An panicked, thinking that he couldn't throw the wine jar into the trash can, otherwise he would be found, so he opened the window as quietly as he could, and threw it into the sky with his hands.

"Boom!"

The unknown number is the referee lying on the gun anyway, indicating that it is innocent to be smashed inexplicably.

#Referee Ball: QAQ#

#Littering please do not imitate#

Close the windows, close the (refrigerator) door, and open the (kitchen) door in one go.But the last one was the door opened by someone else.

"Good afternoon, Brother Camille!" Xiao An seemed to be smiling calmly, but in fact she was panicking to death with the fake juice real beer in her pocket.

"Good afternoon." Camille naturally sensed the sense of disobedience, but didn't delve into it. He responded politely and opened the refrigerator.

Then, Camille kept opening the refrigerator door and looked at the dessert area for a long time.

"Brother Camille, is there no dessert yet?" Xiao An leaned her head in to look at the refrigerator.

"Yes." Camille closed the door, "just increase the inventory."

"Then let's go to the dining area together!" Xiaoan was very excited, as if the whole person became active because of the mention of the "dining area". district!"

"I..." I don't want to go, it's not necessary, the referee can completely let the ball go.Camille didn't have time to say the rest of the words.

"I heard that there is a purchase limit for the new blueberry yogurt pudding in the dining area today."

"Let's go." Camille decided in a second.

"Yeah!" Xiao An seemed to have "Plan" written in his left eye and "Tong" written in his right eye. He trotted over and stretched out his left hand to hold it, but it was not released unexpectedly.

"I like brother Camille so much!" The air near Xiaoan was filled with happy bubbles.

#Being shouted already used to ·Camille:......#

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Bump Contest Dining Area.

In the dining area, a corner specially designed with exaggerated pictures and text marks is the "new product rush area".The purchase of new products is limited every day, and they will be gone when they are sold out. If you are lucky, they will be put on the shelves in the dining area in the future.

"Sister, I don't think we can make it today, why don't I treat you to bitter gourd milk tea after I go back?"

"...What are you talking about, bad guy! It's all because of you procrastinating, that's why I haven't gotten a limited new product until now!"

"Obviously it's you...!"

"Boom!!!"

"Huh? What did you say?" A petite girl waved her fist a few times.

"No, there's nothing old lady! Let's continue to line up!" The boy next to him who looked like his younger brother immediately covered his head.

The huge hair on the heads of the siblings did not mean to fall down at all, and it was particularly eye-catching, and many people would subconsciously look at it a few more times.

The noisy dining area fell silent instantly, making people feel uncomfortable.Abby turned her head and glanced around, followed the almost unanimous gaze of the other contestants towards the entrance, and as expected, she saw a little girl in a green hat with very bad taste walking in with countless eyes.

That green hat, that red scarf... Abby felt uncomfortable even just looking at her twice.What kind of aesthetics is this!It doesn't even match up with the Prince Charming in my mind!Not even an expression... The little girl next to her is much more pleasing to the eye.

"That's not from the Thunder Lion Pirates..."

"Hush, don't yell, you don't want to die?"

"Aren't you afraid that Thunder Lion Pirates will come to your door?"

Um?A member of the Thunder Lion Pirates?But the aesthetics are not good enough, and she is not worthy of this lady... Abby was immersed in her own little thoughts, and didn't even realize that she slowed down and was vigilant about the two people approaching her.

The strategist of the Thunder Lion Pirates led a girl who was quite young but taller than Abby (not a dumbass) to the corner of the dining area.People on both sides of the road stayed away from the two of them as if avoiding suspicion, and the long line that lined up in front of the window was dispersed like this.

Camille ignored the pointing and pointing of the people around him indifferently, but Xiao An looked around wildly and curiously.Camille felt this deeply. If he had to let go of his grip a little bit, Xiao An would sprint away immediately, and he also believed it.

#Camille: Fu forehead.jpg#

Just like that, the footsteps of the two pirates stopped in front of the window, the only two siblings who did not leave.

Do... what are you doing! ?What is this dwarf with facial paralysis staring at me for?Could it be... 噫!

Abby didn't know what kind of magical picture he had imagined, and instantly took two steps back, hiding behind his younger brother Amy like a good woman who wanted to protect herself from being violated.

After that, Camille didn't look at other people any more, and went straight to the window sill that was vacated by Abby's retreat, and whispered, "Two people."

As if to prove it, Xiao An beckoned to the service robot at the window.

"Okay... good contestant! Here are two blueberry yogurt puddings for you! You are welcome to continue to support AoM Catering! ╭(°A°`)╮" The robot packed at light speed and placed it respectfully on the window.In the next second, the words "Sold Out" were printed next to the title at the top of the window.

Audience:  …

Abby: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Short with facial paralysis, you return my new product!!!

Amy (covering her mouth and dragging away): Calm down, old lady! ! !

Because of the need to take the box, Camille let go of Xiao An's hand temporarily, allowing her to take one of them, and then took the other by herself.

But when he came back to his senses, the child who had been happily holding the box had disappeared into the crowd.

Camille:  …

Don't panic, it's not a big problem.

Having already had quite a lot of experience, Camille lowered her hat to hide her redundant emotions, and calmly observed the facial expressions of the onlookers to judge the approximate path of Xiaoan's departure... But what I'm sure is that she should still be there dining area.

Where there are many people, it is a bit troublesome.

After all, there are not only one or two people who are eyeing the Thunder Lion Pirates.

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"Sister Abby!"

When Abby was hammering her younger brother to vent her anger, she seemed to hear a crisp and tender voice calling her.

"Sister Abby, don't beat Brother Amy. Even if Brother Amy doesn't fight back, and looks bullying, you can't beat him too much. Because my mother said that if you beat too many people, you will be beaten stupid!" Xiao An said very familiarly, It seems quite reasonable. (x)

Abby was confused by a series of magical operations, and she remembered that the little girl from the Thunder Lion Pirates stuffed the box into her arms and said, "Sorry, sister Abby, if you really want to eat, you can give it to me." Here you go."

After all, I have also had the painful experience of not having grape juice or beer.Xiaoan recalled her painful (x) memories.

Amy just raised her hand to refuse: "No, what a shame..." And she was a stranger.As a result, before he could finish speaking, his elder sister slammed his hand down and thumped, as if he heard the screams of his knuckles.

Abby: "That's great, little girl! My name is Abby, this is my brother Amy, and I know you as a friend!"

Amy (???): Miss, are you so careless! ?

Abby: Shut up!You don't understand friendship between girls!

"You can call me Xiaoan... Sorry, sister Abby, I have something to do, I will contact you next time!!!"

"Goodbye~" Abby was holding the pudding and waving an invisible handkerchief, "Ah, it's over! I forgot to add her as a friend!"

"Hey, old lady, do you still remember adding friends..."

"Huh? What did you say!?"

"I was wrong, old lady!"

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Xiaoan is not ready to go back to Camille yet.In fact, she just happened to see a... probably the coolest (?) back of the Bump Contest.Although she hasn't met anyone from ten years ago, she has this kind of self-confidence that comes from her mother's bedtime story-"If you want to talk about coldness, there is probably no one in the universe who can compare with him."

Xiaoan's target person is also treated with vigilance by countless contestants.He was passing by the dining area by accident while delivering the task, so he came in and ordered something. Just as he put down his cup, picked up a machete and walked out of the dining area, he heard someone shouting.

"Grey!"

For a moment at first he thought it was his boy who had come to the Bump Contest, but the voice was too unfamiliar...Even if he hadn't seen each other for a while, Gray dared to swear that it was definitely not him.

He set up a fierce chop, turned around, lowered his head, and looked at the most popular contestant in the intelligence world recently.It is a child related to Leishi.

"You..." Gray said.

"Xiao An, come back with me." Camille, who arrived in time, moved quickly, pulled Xiao An and ran in the opposite direction.

That was the end of the matter.

At least Gray never thought that he would run into her later.

【A small afterword】

Received news about the members of the Thunder Lion Pirates. He rushed over from the farthest monster spawning area in a hurry. An Mixiu: ... Where is Xiao An?

I heard that Grey passed by recently. His hands were itchy and he wanted to fight. But he was still a step late. Lei Xiaoan’s idol. He hasn’t played yet. Gaderos:  …

The author has something to say:

Why do so many people say they still want to see and adopt their daughter...

I'll talk about ahem after I finish writing this transition.

3000 words of explosive liver to find out!

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