[Wen Ye] A painful ability

I rummaged through boxes and boxes to find another notebook.

Chuya stared at me for a long time and couldn't help asking, "What are you looking for, Shirase?"

"It's that one, that one..." Before my adjectives came out, I got it, and I pointed helplessly at the notebook on the bookcase in front of me.

Oh, I'm probably making chicken blind.

I pulled it out with a smile, unexpectedly, I brought out something similar to a certificate. "The test of tacit understanding between couples." I couldn't help but read the content on the paper aloud.

Wait, I don't seem to have played this with Zhong, have I?Take a closer look at the inscribed names—Nakahara Chuya and Shirase Haruko.Look at the signing date, it was still when I was in high school.

I shook the derailment evidence (crossed out) in my hand, "[-] points."

"He's good at playing."

Zhong Ye bluntly turned his face into a liver color, "I think I can explain."

I really couldn't bear the temperature in my heart to continue to rise, so Bang Zhongye began to throw the blame, "I know, Dazai/forced/." Anyway, Dazai is not around, and the blame belongs to him.

Zhong also struggled for a moment, agreed to the blame (crossed out), and secretly breathed a sigh of relief.Look, scare the child, am I the kind of unreasonable and unreasonable person?No, I'm usually the one who doesn't reason and just do it.

The damn morning drama unexpectedly came with a well-suited sentence, "I treat you like a sister, but you actually fell in love with my man."

huh?

I never expected to see Dazai on TV.

Could it be that Dazai has already achieved an achievement—has he been on a legal program?Successfully captured for slipping through the lock.

Oh, and was Dazai showing up on the morning news, or as an innocent victim passing by.

There is one thing to say, although Dazai's face is completely blocked by the mosaic without any gaps, I can still recognize it from his outline as Gobi Dazai.

I don't know why, but the news that Dazai was a well-intentioned passer-by who suffered an unwarranted disaster always felt very subtle to me.

It turned out to be like this. Recently, the spider girl with a spider head and a human body who hated scumbags and hated scumbags, saw the injustice and mistakenly thought Dazai was a scumbag, so she surrounded the latter several times with spider silk.

With a strange emotion, I met Chuya's eyes and burst out laughing at the same time.

I couldn't help but sigh with laughter, "Dazai has his own scumbag buff, right?"

Zhong also said with a proud smile, "Well done."

When I was almost done laughing, I tentatively asked if I should go to the scene and laugh again.Zhong also thought for a moment, then agreed awkwardly.

"Shirase, what are you doing?" Nakaya watched in shock as I pried/opened the door of Dazai's house with ease.

I responded naturally, "Open the door." Anyway, Dazai broke into his own house by breaking the door, and I just did as the Romans do (cross out).

Unexpectedly, the incident happened suddenly.

As soon as the door opened, Zhongya and I bumped into Big Mao Mao and his girlfriend who were about to open the door and leave.

What a fate.

"Dun, don't you really consider messing with Hong Kong gangsters? You see that your hobbies are exactly the same as our leader's." Although the leader's hobbies are more variable//a bit, he likes to play/with himself. (fog)

Quan Jinghua (it seems to be the name), looked at me shyly, and then blocked Dun behind.

Inexplicably, there is a sense of I am the stepmother in Snow White.

"Go, go, play with your little girlfriend." A stepmother should look like a stepmother (no), I don't want to take over from Ozaki, no, sister Hongye, be a mother.

On the other end, I neatly locked these two out of the door.The one on the other end has also started laughing.

"Zhong Ye, laugh slowly, don't choke." I told Zhong Ye to relax, and I automatically ignored the feeling of a sad beast lying on the bed.

Dazai said with difficulty, "Shirase is still good to me. You are in charge, Shirase."

I was suddenly reminded by Dazai, and sure enough, I almost forgot the business.Reluctantly, I followed Chuya's rhythm and started laughing.

Dazai shut himself up and covered his head with the pillow.

"Speaking of which, I'm quite curious." Ben Why, transformed into thousands of whys, began to ask Dazai, "How does it feel to be entangled by spider silk? Does it feel like being covered with a silk quilt?" The feeling looks similar, Just don't know how it feels.

"Great." Dazai muttered angrily.

I've come here, it doesn't seem good to go back empty-handed without some gifts (cross out).

Now that it was confirmed that Dazai was safe and sound, and nothing happened to Momoko, I returned hand in hand with Chuya.To be precise, Little Sweet God is free to send her to school today.

Inexplicably, it turned from an old couple's set to a youth idol drama.

I tweeted Chuya in the car, and got the same tweet from Chuya and a reply saying come pick me up.I will happily get off the bus.

What a beautiful day today.

Hey, what is that dark mass in front of you exuding despondency, oh, it's Lianshi.

"Huh? Lianshi?" Just as I was about to say something, I found traces of spider silk on Lianshi's neck with sharp eyes.

I sighed in disbelief, "It's actually a spider silk in the shape of a heart."

"..." Lianshi looked at me malnourished.

"I'm not malnourished, Shirase." Renshi paused, trying to correct my words, "I'm half dead."

"Almost, rounding up means the same thing." I dismissed the topic lightly, and asked curiously, "Isn't the spider woman only interested in revenge on scumbags?"

Lian Shi broke down and said, "Yeah. Who knows, I woke up with love spider threads all over the room."

"That's really knotted for love. Maybe, when you go home tonight, the spider girl will bring you a cobweb quilt."

Silk quilts are often available, but spider silk quilts are rare.

"Please, don't say it. In case she hears it and really sends it to me..." Lianshi seemed to be suffocating.

I sympathized with him for a few seconds, then asked, "Do you think Hachi-sama will start a fight with the spider girl?"

"I hope that both of them will suffer, and it is best to die together." Lianshi said in a low voice.

"There are Sadako and Bachi-sama in the front, and Spider Girl in the back. If you try hard enough to find one, Lianshi, you can make them into a mahjong table."

Lianshi stammered, "Actually, there was another one before..." He finished in a few sentences.

A woman in a windbreaker with a mask stopped Lianshi before and asked why she was beautiful and whether she fell in love with her.

Lianshi was terrified, so she called the police/detective instead.

Oh, it turns out that this is the truth about the Gap Girl being captured.

If it is said that Kisaragi Station ran away with long legs because of my arrival, then the video tapes stored in the hands of Lianshi for more than seven days, the Hachisha-sama who lingered at the door and did not enter, the rip girl who stood in the way, and the last spider who confessed cautiously How did the spider girl with a human face and the powerless Lianshi survive among these people?

I really became more and more interested.

Could it be that this is the legendary banknote ability?Sure enough, money can do whatever it wants.

The author has something to say:

Seeing that two babies are unwell recently, you should take better care of yourselves (bear hugs).

After thinking about it, if this is a game, it seems quite interesting.For example, when you try to touch Shirase's face with the mouse, for the first time, he looks at you blankly.The second time, he starts staring at you/charging.For the third time, it starts beating you or summoning the sweet god to beat you, and Dazai, who is also a player, to wake you up. (Maybe it will be banned by player Dazai.)

If you try to flirt with Little Sweet God, you will be beaten by Shirose behind him and Chuya himself, and there will be a threat of title.

If you're trying to fuck fellow player Dazai—wait, why are you so bothered.It will trigger an adventure, maybe before you are banned, you will see Dazai aggrievedly using your excuse to act like a baby to the other two.Oh, you have become a blame man.

Slightly slightly.