[Wen Ye] A painful ability

A tall, thin figure loomed over my desk.

I only heard the other party ask politely, "Excuse me, can I sit here?"

I raised my eyes expressionlessly, casually glanced at the empty tables in my vision, and said, "No."

Since you asked this question, I will answer it this way.

The other party smiled and slowly opened the chair and sat down gracefully.

Oh, and here comes another weirdo who has the guts to fight Dazai.It's really weird, in this weather, there is a thick hat on the head.

I look away and continue typing on my paper.

The other party was very interested and started to talk to me about everything I had, and the topic I cut into was the recently popular ghost talk character.

I was gradually attracted by the topic and slowly put down my homework.

"Fyordor..." One thing to say, this guy's name is too long.

"May I ask how many bears you have in your house?"

Speaking of it, it seems that this is the first time I have communicated with people from the fighting nation.Although Tosi seems to have nothing to do with a strong man, he may have special bear taming skills.

Can I learn this technique and give Sweet God a bear.I thought about it carefully, not bad.People ride horses and drive cars, and Zhongye rides bears.

Perhaps my question touched on the secrets of Tuosi's fortune, so he casually excused me a few words, and left on the pretext that the sun is good and he wants to sunbathe and replenish calcium. (Oh, this is the information I translated by myself)

"I didn't expect to grow so tall and lack calcium." I muttered, it was the strange look in Tuosi's eyes before he left.

Maybe it's my fault for telling the truth?

When I got home, I pinched the video tape, as if I touched a switch, and a young woman in white with long fluttering hair floated out without touching her feet.With a gloomy voice, she opened her mouth to speak out what she had overheard.

It contains the word Dazai.

"Go ahead. Wait, first attach a strand of your body to this doll." I took out the delicate little dolls that are often seen on the backpacks of girls on the street, and motioned Sadako to do the same.

Sadako complied blankly.

I was very pleased to praise Sadako, "Now there are too few subordinates like you who talk less and are hardworking and capable." Although Sadako protested to me before, she didn't 996.Although I tried my best to persuade her with money, labor is the most honorable, oh, in the end, the God of Sweetness couldn't stand it, and forcibly suppressed (crossed out) it to reason.

Sending away Sadako who looked at me as if she was looking at me, I looked at my hand that had been burned but could no longer see the marks, and smiled slightly.Unexpectedly, it hurt me and was forcibly bound by me as my servant.

There is no such thing as a bloody (strike out) lunch for free.

Thanks system.

The next day.

I asked Dogbi Dazai to come out and meet him.

"Oh? My dear, is this a Valentine's Day gift from you?" Dazai looked like a girl holding her heart together, and he wished he could stand up and turn around in the next second to express the joy in his heart.

I looked at the miraculous suffocating expression on the little doll's face, and smiled, "As long as you like it."

etc?What Valentine's Day?Where are there so many Valentine's Days?

Dazai caressed the little doll's dog's head heavily, and then explained to me with winks, "The 14th of every month is Valentine's Day."

Confirmed the eyes, I am ignorant.Hey, I unconsciously spoke my inner monologue again.

"I like this maid very much." Dazai shook the little doll in his hand with a smile on his face, and continued, "In this way, my room has been cleaned up."

"It is estimated that someone will cook the meals."

"Someone also puts the bath water."

I couldn't help being subtle, Dazai is also quite powerful, and it's really useless to use Sadako as a tool.

As for the frightened expression on the little doll's face, I automatically ignored it.

The so-called wicked have their own grind.Evil ghosts are taken by the wicked.Life is such a cycle.

"Excuse me, would you like to participate in the Valentine's Day event specially launched by our store--the test of tacit understanding between couples. Participating in the event will win a limited dessert." The clerk asked our opinion with a smile.

"This?" I asked hesitantly, "Can the tacit understanding be 0?"

The clerk's expression froze involuntarily. She didn't seem to expect me to ask this question.

"Yes, miss."

After getting a positive reply from the clerk, I unilaterally decided to participate——

01. Your boyfriend's favorite food.

—He likes to eat peaches, eat himself. (Crabs eat crabs, nothing wrong)

02. Your boyfriend's favorite thing to say.

——Spoken words.

03. Your boyfriend's favorite things to do to you.

——Move your hands and feet.

The three simple questions did not bother me, and I handed in the answer sheet with confidence.

Obviously, I'm a good seer.It is not far from the answer provided by Dazai, rounding up means that it is completely irrelevant.

I ate heart-shaped desserts to my heart's content.I have a little doubt, why the limited desserts for Valentine's Day can't be made into a round shape, the heart shape looks too small.

One bite down, half gone.

what!

Why is the other half gone?

I stared at the culprit and asked kindly, "Is it delicious?"

Dazai nodded, "It's okay, that's it."

Listen to what Dazai said.

"You bought the clothes with my card, and I invited you for this meal, and now you still eat my hard-earned dessert?" I was so angry that I spoke incoherently.

"That's right, they are all yours." Dazai admitted openly, "My body and mind are also yours."

...Very well, Dazai's earthy love story from who knows where, extinguished my anger, and even gave me goosebumps all over the place.

After leaving the tedious and complicated brain work to Dazai, I idly strolled home with my hands empty and my head empty.

"Chuya." I called Chuya mysteriously, shaking the things in my hand, "Let's watch this together."

I may also think of Ultraman last time, he looked at me dubiously.

"I promise, this time it must be different from last time, with new tricks." I said very sincerely.

"For example?" Nakaya still stared at me suspiciously.

I wondered if the shadow brought by the Ultraman last time was so big, and Chuya was so scourge that now he doubts me.

"There needs to be more trust and love between people." I said in a deep tone, and Chuya finally let go of his agreement.

When the sound sounded, it almost sent me away.

This volume matches the bgm of Errenzhuan, really...

I explained with a smirk, "This one was misplaced. The other one was."

After finishing speaking, I quickly changed to another one.

This time the voice was finally right.I secretly breathed a sigh of relief, smiled and re-read the introduction that I picked up and tore up, what American sweetheart, you deserve it.

Before I finished repeating my words, I was interrupted by Chuya raising his voice, "America's sweetheart?"

"How do you know if he's sweet or not?"

"Huh? Is he as sweet as me? Just sweetheart?"

I think I can explain.

"That's his stage name." I paused, "Besides, how do I know if he's sweet or not."

Zhong also asked me in disbelief, "You still want to know?"

"Can I think about it?" Following Chuya's train of thought, I couldn't help being shocked.

The author has something to say:

Ah ha ha ha, the ghost/father script is not so fast, I think there are two versions, one for the article and one for the comments.Apparently the latter obviously couldn't pass the trial, maybe it's gone after it's written. (run away)

Also, Shirase still trusts Dazai quite a bit, trusting him from the beginning, although he thinks he is a dog and wants to kill him, but it does not prevent him from trusting Dazai's intelligence.In the beginning, the three of them were in the resurrection of the ancestors. After Shirase knew that Dazai had figured out the truth, he lost his mind...