[Wen Ye] A painful ability

A mouthful of old blood stuck in my throat.Osamu Dazai, you'd better pray that I don't bump into you on the main road, or you'll go to hell for me.

Facing all kinds of fish on the floor in a daze with staring dead fish eyes, I called Akutagawa with trembling hands and asked him to come and clean up the remnants of his dear master.

Wait, what's that under a mackerel, I suppressed my discomfort and walked over to pick it up.is a letter.

——Dear Shirase: When you read this letter, I have already walked the streets hand in hand with Oda Saku, please don't miss me too much.In order to ease your feeling of missing me too much, I specially present my beloved little fishes.Originally, I planned to leave crabs for you to let you see and miss others.After careful consideration, it seems that the fishy smell has more impact.

attached.

……

I tore up the letter with a grim face.Hateful dog man.What did you hear.

If I meet a dog thing next time, I will definitely strike faster and more ruthlessly to let him take the dog painlessly from the list.

After Akutagawa came to clean up, he looked at me hesitantly, and asked after a while, "Master Shirase, aren't you a little sad?"

I couldn’t help staring at Akutagawa who seemed to have a generation gap with me, “Why are you sad? He’s not my heart, and I can’t live without him.” Besides, in this world, the earth will still go on if there’s no one missing. happy.

Akutagawa seemed to want to say something, but fell silent after all.

Chief's office.

I complained about what Garbage Dazai did to me, and the leader raised his forehead. "Boss, do you know? I'm only a short distance away from dying on the spot." I also used my fingers to trace the short distance.

The leader calmed my emotions a little, and then mentioned, "Shirase, don't forget that you still have to prepare for the exam, and don't fluctuate too much. Relax."

I'm closed.

So I discussed the mental damage fee and asked Akutagawa to torture me.The leader's expression froze for a few seconds, but he still agreed with a smile, "Don't worry too much about Akutagawa."

"After all, Akutagawa is also a rare talent."

Listen to what this is saying, I am the image of an evil mother-in-law in the leader's mind?

With a haggard face, I replied with a complex expression, "I will try my best." Then I muttered softly, "It's the so-called father's debt repayment."

The leader smiled as usual.

After bidding farewell to the leader, I started to stay at my desk again.

Taking a step back, the sea and the sky (it's not) became more and more angry, and I couldn't help calling Xiao Tianshen.

Well, I'm blooming.

"Shirase?" Nakaya called my name, as if he stepped on something, I heard the sound of bones breaking.

"Are you still on mission?"

"It's finished cleaning, and only the unimportant things are left." As he spoke, there was another faint voice calling out because of the pain, and he received a cold warning from Chuya to shut up.

Oh.

Even though there were other things, I still talked to Zhong Ye about my missing emotions.

Super loudly tell Little Sweet God what I miss, whether it is body or soul. (cross out)

"En." Zhong Ye replied in a low voice, but his tone subconsciously jumped up.

After talking about the topic, I briefly mentioned the incident of Dazai's defection, which is not worth mentioning.

"Chuya, your beloved motorcycle was blown up by Dazai before he left." A motorcycle with no bones left.

Zhong also on the other end of the phone was obviously silent, and he started to get mad, and the sound of bones cracking seemed to be getting louder and louder.

"Shirose, don't be affected by irrelevant people." Nakaya persuaded me kindly, "I'll get back as soon as I finish my work."

"I miss you as well."

After I ended the call, I was thinking about how a dog man would influence my study, but everyone said this, and I couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

Is it because my Mandarin is not good enough to keep my heart?

Hong Kong Black Forum——

Post: The development of recent events really confuses me, I have nothing to eat [New]

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Floor 1: Finally, the ordinary and peaceful period has been restored. Not long ago, it was really bloody.Now I can finally eat melons, but I find that there are no melons to eat. My heart is about to break.

It's too cruel, I'm used to eating melons in a row, suddenly, the eldest lady is out, the eldest wife is preparing for the college entrance examination, and the dog man defected alone.

Damn it, can I just reminisce about the past melons to live?

It really feels like years.

When will the young lady come back to distribute melons (strike out), and come back to distribute candy.

2nd Floor: The eldest lady came back to give out wedding candies?I think it's ok (serious face)

The dog man was out, and I had a good few nights of laughing.He also has today hahahaha.

I have consummated, just want to ask when the eldest lady will come back.

In addition, the dog man didn't defect alone, he ran away penniless with his mistress. Unexpectedly, that trio, who seemed taciturn and had no charm value, was able to hook the dog man and escape together.

I don't know what to draw.

Maybe this is love?

3rd Floor: Who knows, the one who got it should be loved and not cherished, turned around and ran into another man's arms, tsk tsk tsk (pointing)

4th Floor: Chao Qi.Damn dog man, run away, and leave some loving dead fish gifts for my eldest wife, look, the eldest wife's paralyzed face exploded with anger.

What the hell was he thinking, obviously this was a critical period for the eldest wife to prepare for the exam, did he intend to stab the eldest wife?

Really, the more I think about it, the angrier I get, the more I feel unworthy for the eldest wife.

If you want to die, you should die farther away. Whose heart will be pierced half-dead.

Floor 5: Fortunately, I was in the right line at the beginning, showing my aunt's smile, hehehe.The two chefs are in ecstasy.Just wait for the eldest lady to come back, and isn't it sweet and sweet?What kind of dog and man do you want.

Floor 6: Refreshed my understanding of dogs.

I was forced to send my dog ​​to become a double big pie.

woo woo woo.Wake up, dog man.What's good about three, talking to him, it takes a long time to say um, ah, a few sentences.Look at the big wife, how cute is the contrast, the person who is obviously afraid of fish is threatening you, but she peels the crab shell for you.The grumpy eldest lady, even if you jumped to the point of being angry, she didn't beat you to the hospital. It was more like cats scratching each other. How dare you, why are you so cruel, run away as soon as you say it.

I still have to run at this juncture.Don't you know that the eldest wife is preparing for the college entrance examination?

You know it, but still do it.

Hey, the world is not worth it.

7th floor: The big brother upstairs wants to open some.

In other words, you are also quite strong, and you can always stand in the dog camp.

I kept thinking only a certain coat-wild boy could make a stick dog pie.

After all, after turning around a few times, there are no sincere dog factionists around.

The author has something to say:

To be honest, last night's ending was actually not that sweet.Looking at everyone's comments with mixed emotions, I fell into doubt.

Akira Dazai knew that he was going to have a dog, so he didn't give the answer that the other two wanted to hear.So Shirase's temper is getting worse and worse (menopausal fog).

In addition, Dazai was never forced to do something he didn't like, and he was suddenly forced to disappear successfully. From his perspective, it was indeed a nightmare.

For a long time after the disappearance, the three of them were actually not very happy.

One is awkward about being unable to die, and the other two have a faint pleasure of revenge (?) But if one person is unhappy, it is easy for three people to be unhappy together.

In the end, the forum appeared more harmonious and sweet because Dazai wanted to understand that death was beyond his reach, and he would never be able to devote himself to death. Even if he really succeeded, who would dare to take away the soul of Dazai who is branded by the gods?

If there is no accident, branch two will be shorter than branch one.Because the Raiders ran away.

Dazai didn't run away penniless, he still had Shirase's credit card with him.This is the so-called using the money of the ex-wife (?) to support another man, and inviting three? (Strike out) Live in a house in the name of his ex-wife.