[Wen Ye] A painful ability

Dazai's perspective 1:

When Dazai didn't open his eyes, he rubbed to the right side, and ended up bumping against a cold wall.Hey, why is it a wall?What about Shirase?The ignorant Dazai, who was still awake, opened his eyes and moaned, "Shirase... Shirase..." should also go for a morning jog or make breakfast, but Shirase, such a big Shirase Where did Shirase go, Dazai said that if Shirase didn't respond, he would be angry.

"This doesn't seem like my home?" Dazai, who was completely awake, looked around and murmured.

Throwing back the ugly, shabby quilt that had no temperature, Dazai unhappily stood up to wash.Ah, without love breakfast, I don’t even want to eat breakfast.But being a monster of one's own body, some people will feel distressed.

After thinking about it like this, Dazai looked at himself in the mirror, which was actually thinner than him, it's abominable.You must know that his haggard face after jumping off the building before provoked a certain old lady to dislike him, secretly studying all kinds of food supplements.How did this guy make himself like this.

After defecting, they really didn't want him anymore.

Ahhh that's too much.Say no, really don't.Duo of scumbags.

Dazai went out dejectedly, and found that this was the dormitory building for the staff of the Armed Detective Agency.Dazai stared at the entire building thoughtfully, theoretically speaking, he would probably have done so had he chosen to defect in the first place.Fortunately, he had no choice but to stay.I have to be impressed by my wit.

"Mr. Dazai." Atsushi Nakajima, who bumped into his unreliable (?) senior when he came downstairs, called out to Dazai who seemed to be in a daze.

"Ah, it's Atsushi." Dazai turned around when he heard the sound, it turned out to be Atsushi.Yes, Dun was taken back by him.

Atsushi hesitated to speak, and finally explained to Dazai tactfully, "Mr. Dazai, Mr. Kunikida was very angry that he couldn't find you yesterday." Atsushi felt that if Dazai-senpai fished in troubled waters today, he would definitely make the aggressive Kunikida-senpai To tidy up.But today Mr. Dazai seems to have something indescribably wrong.

Dazai thought for a while, "...Kunikida..." Kunikida Doppo, one of the members of the Armed Detective Agency, Ako who doesn't look very smart.

You can't talk about people during the day, and you can't talk about ghosts at night.The ghost came (crossed out), and Kunikida rushed over to try to kill him.

Atsushi was still thinking about how to persuade him, but he saw the very imposing Dazai who glanced at Kunikida blankly and indifferently.

Kunikida was stunned, and Atsuya figured out that Mr. Dazai's problem probably came from the fact that today he looks extraordinarily imposing (?)

Dazai, who avoided the fate of being beaten, restrained himself, and asked very naturally, "What's the matter?"

Kunikida, who was choked by Dazai's brazen nature, forgot the sense of disobedience for a moment in a blink of an eye, and began to babble in the mode of nagging.Atsushi watched fishily, the obviously absent-minded Dazai-senpai and the increasingly angry Kunikida-senpai, ah, another familiar day.

Feeling a little strange, Dazai sat in the Armed Detective Agency, playing with his mobile phone.He had just carefully checked the secret files in the phone, and there was nothing there.This is not normal.

What's more abnormal is that there is only Chuya's mobile phone number, but no Shirase's.

Thus, Dazai flipped into the daily must-see Hong Kong black forum.The Hong Kong gangster forums are surprisingly normal, and occasionally I find a rainbow fart that blows my heart, and praises him as a good man in my heart.Dazai continued reading with some enthusiasm.

……

No.

No, this world does not have their Shirase.

After Dazai closed the forum, he lay silently on the table.

Passing by many colleagues, they all turn a blind eye to Dazai who is abnormal every day, and the only Kunikida who hates iron can't make steel chooses to do the task by himself.

Dazai wanted to meet Edogawa Ranpo, the magical treasure of the detective agency, but unfortunately the latter was not there.

Boring, this boring world.

Thinking of Oda Tsukuru as his spiritual friend, the scene of Oda Tsukuru dying in his arms faintly flashed in Dazai's mind.

……

Nothing.

Dazai's perspective 2:

Rarely managed to fall asleep, the quality of sleep was unexpectedly good, Dazai opened his eyes thinking this way.

Something seems wrong.

Why is there an extra man on the bed?

This doesn't seem to be his home either.

Dazai carefully recalled the memory of last night. Could it be that he was hooked home by a wild man after eating poisonous mushrooms?

The naked skin of the man lying beside him was full of indescribable marks.In Dazai's mind, there was a faint flash of pressing the man under him, looking at his slightly moist green eyes...

So who is he?Dazai stared straight at the sleeping man, and managed to wake him up alive.

The man smiled and asked him gently if he was not feeling well, why he got up so early.

Dazai, who hadn't responded for a long time, noticed the uneasiness and suspicion in the man's eyes, and he hummed casually.

The man smiled and restrained his complicated eyes, and talked about breakfast in the heart. ? ? ?

Did he hear correctly?That dark little dwarf, the slug?make breakfast?Dazai confided with difficulty, "Chuya..." It's hard to imagine, but love breakfast?

After Dazai unilaterally launched the ridicule, Chuka couldn't help but join the ranks of elementary school students scolding (?), Dazai noticed that the man who was eating quietly had a softer expression, didn't he seem to be suspicious of him anymore?

Dazai didn't expect that after he became the leader in this world, he would still pay attention to the Hong Kong gangster forum without doing business all day long.It's not that he said, what's so interesting about such boring things in the forum, he didn't believe it, so he clicked in to check the latest top post.

"Integrated continuous melons for many years, newcomers must enter."

...? ? ? !

Amazing, he in this world actually hugged left and right, and succeeded.

When Dazai, who was in a complicated mood, quit the forum to calm down, he saw Odasaku's text message.Dazai's eyes lit up.

Go to the appointment, must go to the appointment.

But why did you call that man, um, Shirose, the man who stabbed the dwarf in memory.

……

"Don't try to break free. I tried it on the master of your body, and he can't escape. Then, can we talk about it straight to the point, another Dazai?"

Shirase stared at Dazai blankly and asked.

Dazai, who seemed to have been removed from the crab shell, chose to remain silent.

It was Chuya who interrupted the awkward atmosphere.

But, why did you start touching each other while talking, kissing and hugging each other.

Dazai, who didn't want to be blind, couldn't help turning his eyes back curiously. Since they were all willing to let him see, why didn't they take a look.

Oh, and he got a bath towel and covered it from his head, completely blocking his view.

It sounds more exciting.

Indistinct, vague, even more seductive.

The author has something to say:

Obviously, it has entered the old couple mode, and it started to be flat. I think no matter how I write it, it will not be sweet (bald head).

Shirase became suspicious very early on, but because Dazai's small movements were exactly the same, and it was confirmed through the quarrel between Sweet God and Dazai, but Shirase didn't expect that Little Sweet God's way of recognizing people is a bit strange, which can be understood as human Disqualification blocked Chuya's cognition of Dazai's soul.But Shirase can't, he doesn't rely on this to recognize people. When he was not a god/friend before, Shirase successfully recognized Chuya.