[Wen Ye] A painful ability

Last night, there were beautiful youths wearing Pinru's clothes taking turns to confess, and this morning, there was an alliance to send beautiful youths to Dazai.

I stared at the young and delicious boy in front of me, and then glanced at a certain Dazai with a delicate expression.

If you dare to accept one and try it, I will let you die.

Or grab the tiles that are about to crack and shatter into pieces, and smash your head.

I calmed down and let out a distorted(?) smile.

Obviously, Dazai rejected the alliance's kindness full of desire for survival.

After the irrelevant personnel left the room, I took Chuya's hand and said in a strange way, "Since the leader still has something to do, let's leave first."

Ignore the Erkang hand of a certain dog man.

At lunch time, I naturally went out with Chuya to make an appointment.

This crepe is good, I can bring two for Don back.As for someone who doesn’t know if he’s eating well (Damn it, wake up Shirase, you’re still angry.)

"Zhongye Zhongye~"

"Huh?" Got a confused little sweet god with big blinking eyes.

I enthusiastically put forward a suggestion, "Why don't we ask for leave this afternoon to go to the hot springs?" I was a little hesitant when I saw Zhong Ye, and I realized that there was something wrong with his diligent work.

So I leaned closer to Chuya's ear and added, "Don't you want to see me in a yukata?" I paused for a while, and said in a lower voice, "Or you can wear anything else."

Not surprisingly, Chuya's ears turned red as quickly as if he was on a rocket.

I only heard Zhong Ye stumbling and asking in a small voice, "Is everything okay?" The little brother must be thinking about something secretly, and now his neck is completely red.

I worked harder, leaned over and kissed the corner of Kisakaya's mouth, and replied without hesitation, "Yes. I am a sacrificial offering to God, and I can accept how God treats me."

Unexpectedly, Chuya seriously refuted me, "No, you are not a sacrifice, you are a messenger, and my...wife." When he said the last two words, Chuya even felt embarrassed, but his eyes became It shone even more brightly.

It turns out that the two words blocked by the system are really not egg/egg, but wife.

"Zhongye, she looks good in anything." I sincerely gave a true evaluation.

Chuuya smiled shyly, and then praised me, "Shirase is the one." He thought for a while, "Everything is shiny." As he spoke, Zhongya couldn't help showing a satisfied smile .

I was amused by Zhong Ye's cute expression, "I was fed by Zhong Ye, my face is radiant."

Get Zhong also hummed very loudly.

The water vapor is warm and hot, hazy, which unexpectedly interprets the word confusion and love.

The sweet taste, gradually scorching temperature, vaguely flowing voice, and flushed skin crushed my reason step by step.

"Huh?" I circled Zhong who was taking pictures with my hand in dissatisfaction.

"Zhong Yeni, do I look better in the photo than I do in real life?" I gently bit Zhong Ye's earlobe.

One or two, both like to shoot, especially when the other is not around.Tut tut.

"The vengeful Zhongye is also very cute." As soon as the words fell, I threw Zhongye down.

Chuya's Adam's apple moved unconsciously, "Don't describe me as cute."

Ahh.I asked out of curiosity, "Then Zhong Yeni, what do you want to hear?"

Zhong also whispered his thoughts.

Hey, it turned out to be this one.

But in a way it's justifiable.So I moved closer to Chuya's ear and said the two words he most wanted to hear.

Chuya's face is like the beauty of fireworks rising to the highest point, I couldn't help but kiss him.

It's not bad to just turn into a puddle of water like this, probably a real fusion (?)

The moment I opened the door, the room was actually pitch black.Ah, I didn't expect Dazai to be working overtime. I am a little gloating.

After turning on the light, I realized that something was wrong.For example, a pig hangs on the chandelier in the living room.

Chuya and I looked up at Dazai who was holding the lamp, we were stunned for a moment, and after a few seconds we looked at each other and laughed.

"Honey, what are you doing up there?" I asked sternly after laughing enough, but I was actually more curious about how Dazai got up there.

Dazai said unrepentantly, "Don't you just put me down first?"

Zhong also made a mocking sound, "You can come down as you go up."

Dazai was humming and whining on the top, and I interrupted his babbling mode, "Are you hungry? I'll give you something to eat next?"

"Why is it below?" Dazai asked hesitantly.

I was speechless for a few seconds, and explained, "It's boiled noodles! Do you like it or not." Turning around, I said to Chuya, "Chuya get him down, I'll go and order noodles, do you want to eat?"

Zhong also thought about it and nodded.

"Oh, by the way, remember to be careful not to break my beloved lamp." I added.

A faint mournful voice came from above, "Shouldn't you not break/break me? What do you mean don't break/break the lamp? The priority is wrong, Shirase."

"Okay." Zhong also responded obediently.

I walked away without looking back, while responding to Dazai, "This lamp is quite expensive."

"No matter how expensive a lamp is, can it be more expensive than me?"

Sorry, I'm too far away to hear you.

Hong Kong Black Forum——

Post: Melons about the banquet

Contents:

Floor 1: Everyone should have heard about the melon last night.

To be honest, when the brave man said that sentence, I couldn't help but think of what the eldest wife said to the dog, no, to the adult - the eldest lady came to join them, not to destroy them.

Floor 2: Compared to this, what I want to say is that in the future, I can't swear in secret (cover my mouth).

Floor 3: Yes, I often use the previous address unconsciously while talking. It is really important to keep your mouth shut.

By the way, someone knows why today's eldest wife ran away angrily with the unhappy young lady.Waiting for melons online.

Floor 4: This, I know this.Hands up excitedly.look at me look at me.

Witnessed someone coming with presents today.That's right, gifts are personal.

Obviously, he went as he came.

Before leaving, he murmured that he was too southern.And if the beautiful boy is even stronger, even if he finds it, he won't want it. Of course he is beautiful alone if he has that ability.

Don't say it, this man is quite reasonable.

Floor 5: Yes, there are many people in the industry who asked that adult to publish a book, how to bring two outstanding key members into the harem and live in harmony.

6th Floor: It is not so much living in harmony as it is a fire in the backyard.Sometimes I feel that that one is faintly green.

7th floor: Isn't the faint green color because that adult can't bear it?Look at the two people on the left and right beside him, which one is not radiant, especially the eldest wife, always feels like God has opened a filter for him alone, and the more and more holy ones are like the bright son of the Western Fantasy plot. foot.

Floor 8: Yes, yes, it looks less and less like a gangster, but I think it is not against the law to put the eldest wife in the shrine.

In addition, in addition to being filtered by God, the eldest wife also has a heavy filter for seeing people.For example, he thinks Missy is very sweet.I don't know if the unlucky ghosts stepped on by the eldest lady will vomit blood.

Floor 9: I'm afraid you haven't seen the heavy filter that the big wife has on that person.

As soon as I entered the door that time, I saw my eldest wife concentrating on flipping through the "Guide to Raising a Sex".

The mood is complicated, it turns out that the eldest wife treats it according to this book...

Floor 10: Speaking of which, I also bought that book, and the owner of the bookstore with whom I have a good relationship even asked us with a strange look if Hong Kong blacks are planning to develop a side business in this area.

Floor 11: Except for that book, the eldest wife reads other books quite normally. She deserves to be admitted to Dongda University.

I have given up on disciplining my family's useless cubs. After all, the eldest son has been admitted to Dongda University, and the younger son is fine.

Floor 12: My son is awesome, he can be admitted to the University of Tokyo even if he started school halfway.It was just that the previous adult seemed to be optimistic about him only in words.

The author has something to say:

Tomorrow or the day after tomorrow (?) there should be a large Hong Kong black forum that you want to see.Today's forum is relatively short.

The reason why the gangsters in Hong Kong gave Shirase the nickname of "Big Wife" is because in their eyes, Shirase, who is higher in rank than Dazai, was treated like a monster by Dazai, and the report document was thrown to him, and he had to be named by name when he committed suicide Let him come to rescue, the key is that Shirase has really finished.Everyone didn't know the twists and turns in Shirase's heart, but they only saw that Shirase was really good-tempered to clean up Dazai's mess. Isn't this like the sight of his husband leaving a mess outside and his wife silently cleaning it up for him? ?In addition, Dazai's card is in Shirase's hand.

Although the relationship was not very obvious at the beginning, they all found it quite interesting. After all, the daily life of Hong Kong and black people is actually quite boring. Three good-looking people appeared, and the daily stories between them were interesting. The star-chasing style, and later on, and Dazai knew a long time ago that someone in the Hong Kong black forum was forcibly matching them, so he began to secretly engage in some things that people misunderstood them, and also hoped that Shirase would tear up after knowing the forum. He showed killing intent on the surface, but unexpectedly, even if Shirase saw his subordinates staring at the forum on the mobile phone and smiling, he just oh, and didn't look at the forum at all, and then Dazai became more energetic.