[Wen Ye] A painful ability

I tried to get rid of the koala that was sticky on my back and was holding me.

"Shall we have some fresh ones tonight?" Dazai whispered into my ear to seduce me.

"As if I forgive you for your twisted apologies."

Do you want face?I turned around and pinched the cheeky face of the other party to confirm that it was correct and it was quite soft.Dazai's little fat face is so soft that I have the experience and experience of raising pigs to be successful and famous.

No, Dazai almost got in, and I couldn't help but retort, "What kind of compensation? I didn't..." that night, right? Is it possible that crabs are also goldfish's seven-second memory?

"Why can't the reason be something else?" I thought for a moment, "For example, the protection fee you handed over to me." Although he paid the fee, he paid it (crossed out) from me.

Dazai smiled, "Shirase agrees."

You are such a clever little ghost (fog) who is good at getting to the point.

That's it?

I watched in bewilderment as Dazai wiped the unknown liquid in the medicine bottle on my body, and then he began to wrap his hands around himself, watching me with a subtle smile.

"This is what you call fresh?" Leave me alone?

Okay, this is too much.

Expressing my belief in Dazai, the evil old man, I got up and planned to flee to the arms of Xue Xue.I was caught off guard by Dazai and grabbed my ankle, causing me to fall down on the bed/bed.

"What are you doing?" Before my doubts were answered, I was overwhelmed by overwhelming kisses.

Wait, this feeling.

I felt a burning sensation in my body, slowly becoming more and more uncontrollable.

"I originally wanted to love Shirase tenderly, but Shirase always provokes me with tricky angles."

"However, I promise you will like it, Shirase."

Sanity is swallowed up bit by bit.

"Asshole. It's actually that..." I didn't expect it to be that kind of thing, I just thought it was ordinary...

Before my sanity completely disappeared, I resisted the moisture in my eyes, "You wait until tomorrow I beat you to death."

"If Shirase still has the strength tomorrow." After speaking, Dazai's hands began to wander around consciously.

……

Slowly losing my sobriety, I vaguely felt that Dazai was filming something, "Don't film me."

"Don't worry, I'm just using it for aftertaste, and it will be automatically destroyed after reading it. After all, the dream you are thinking about is also lonely when you are alone."

"I'm a nice guy."

"Besides, this is not the first video recording."

Dog than Dazai.If I don't beat you to death tomorrow, I will take your last name.

"Look up at the camera, Shirase."

"Right, that is it."

"Smile, it will satisfy you when you smile."

"It's so cute, my little wild cat."

"Just look at me like this. Keep looking at me like this."

In the end, I even felt that my soul was divided, half in joy and half in struggle.

Fully awake, the more I thought about it, the angrier I became, especially when the perpetrator was still sleeping on my shoulder, I really wanted to slap Dazai awake.I paused with my outstretched hand, and changed it to stroke his hair halfway. If I hadn't considered that Dazai insisted on coming to me to report almost every night, I wouldn't have resisted the urge to beat him.

Touching the hair brings a surprise.Tsk.Unexpectedly, his hairline is lower than mine, and it seems that he didn't pay enough attention to my Chinese lessons (strike out).

"Hmm." Dazai trembled slightly, and continued to bury his head on my neck.

In other words, Dazai has been sleeping in this position for a long time, and I always feel that my neck is sunken on one side, or my left chest is deeply sunken.

"Why Shirase always wakes up so early, you fell asleep even last night." Dazai rubbed his eyes with dissatisfaction for being woken up by me.

I thought about Dazai's question carefully, and came to the conclusion, "Because I'm full of energy, and I have the physique of a young man."

"That's true." Dazai asked me quietly, "Aren't I a young man?"

I blurted out, of course, "No. Obviously, you're not human."

Dazai got emotional, he chose to carry it on his back.I obediently got up (crossed out) and got up gracefully to wash up.

End the happy meal time.I am full of food and drink, and I have the strength to kill, oh, it's after autumn to settle accounts. "Explain last night's video is not the first time."

I shook my iron fist and threatened lightly, "If you confess, you will be lenient, if you resist, you will be strict."

Dazai Meow was innocent, and honestly had an expression that I would dare to make a mistake next time. "Just what you heard."

Listen to what this is all about.

"Tell me, how mature do you want to be beaten by me? All dead or all dead?" I took a deep breath, calmed down and said ferociously.

The moment I lightly raised my hand to touch him, Dazai fell down.I wondered why I didn't exert much force, so I fell down, and the latter's expression gradually became uncomfortable.

Seeing this, I felt something was wrong, squatted down and looked at the uncomfortable Dazai, "What's wrong, what's wrong? Did you eat too much?" I asked and pressed Dazai's ordinary stomach with my hands.

"It hurts so much." Dazai looked at me weakly.

I stretched out my hand and brought him into my arms, "Then you have to tell me where it hurts?" It's too late to look through the pig raising guide at this time.Another day I have to read the pig's treatment manual. Only by reading more can you be victorious in all battles.

"I……"

"My heart hurts." It came from the mouth of Dazai who was holding his heart softly and weakly.

I almost threw Dazai out of the earth, if you can, my heart hurts, it's a waste of my feelings.

Since I slept and ate, I sent Dazai off to work with a blank face, in short, stay wherever it is cool, and just don’t appear in my line of sight.

Before Dazai left, he still had an expression of ruthlessness, indifference, and cruelty.

Ah.man.

When I packed up my things and planned to go to school, my disobedient chopsticks fell to the floor of the dining table.As I picked up my chopsticks, I glanced casually at the bottom of the table to see a bug stuck to it.

Just think about it with your toes and you will know which dog did it.

how?Afraid that I will be happy when I bring it back?

Just when I was about to unplug it, I hesitated for a moment, and flashed in my mind the dynamic emoticon pack of Dazai not repenting and continuing next time, so I stopped.The consequence of throwing this away may be multiple surveillances that are hidden even more.

Why does it feel like provoking some terrible sick monster.

I squeezed it gently, forget it, out of sight is quiet, don't care about it.I have been tossed by Dazai to the point of turning a blind eye to his various coquettish operations.

When he appears in front of me again, I must beat him up, otherwise it will be difficult to relieve the hatred in my heart.

Killing makes me happy.

Well, let's study.About Yukimura Fuji and the others.Speaking of which, don't people who play tennis still look at their faces?this realistic society.

Unlike me, Dazai never looked at his face, because the more he looked at it, the more angry he became.

The author has something to say:

Well, I didn't expect that some sisters would want to take Shirase away (2333)

And Boss Mori is indeed in a complicated mood. He is ready to send Shirase to a private school. Unexpectedly, Shirase actually passed the exam.Believed in Shirase's evil, I heard that this kid usually made big cakes for him to take the entrance exam to the University of Tokyo, but he always looked like he was not good enough, and said that he was not as good as the two auditors in making up lessons.

In a certain way, Shirase also told the truth, for example, he didn't even get Dazai's mark in his composition audit, but as for other grades, didn't the leader not ask? 2333

Small follow-up:

I also received an encrypted video from Dazai, as well as a warm reminder to eat it - watch it alone.

Unknown why, Zhong also blushed suddenly, he obviously thought of the last time...

Um.Mackerel is sometimes good.

After watching the video, Zhong also said that he took back his words of praising Dazai, the damn mackerel, actually enjoys Shirase's expression of indulging and moist eyes all to himself.

Arranged, go back to slaughter.