[Wen Ye] A painful ability

In the middle of the night, the doorbell rang suddenly, dragging me out of the atmosphere of studying in an instant.Who?Images of the bell at midnight, the woman at 02:30 in the morning, etc. flashed through my mind.Hesitating, I tentatively looked at the cat's eyes.

There is no imaginary long-haired woman in red.

Instead, he looked at me with one eye.

I opened the door without hesitation, and Dazai broke through the door in the form of a fall, collapsing to the ground like a puddle of mud.I knelt down and poked the drunk in front of me. Fortunately, my quick response saved me, otherwise Dazai would spit all over me.

"Ah, thanks to Shirase, I finally spit it out." Dazai slowly got up.

how?I'm ugly enough to make you puke?Thank you, I have the urge to kill.

I pointed to the unknown object on the ground, and said to Dazai, who was beaten up expressionlessly, "Get rid of it, wash yourself clean before coming in."

"En." Unexpectedly, Dazai obediently nodded in agreement, I glanced at him suspiciously, the latter fell head-on in less than three seconds and successfully touched my shoulder.

"Three seconds...man?" I complained while moving the soft-legged crab Dazai who had peacefully closed his eyes to the side, and began to clean up the garbage that Dazai made.

Is this what people do?Kobi Dazai opened his eyes obediently and stared at me tidying up at some point.

After taking a deep breath to regain my composure, I carried Dazai to the bathroom.

Rinse him like you would a cat.No, no, no, the water mist must have affected my thoughts, Dazai is not as cute as a cat.

"..." I stared speechlessly at Dazai, who was beginning to have a girlish heart, slowly blowing the foam on his head full of foam, and my face was covered by surprise.

I wiped the foam off and threatened viciously, "Do you know what the crab died of?"

Dazai stopped blowing bubbles, tilted his head to look at me, and said softly, "Meow."

I went back to check whether the breeding guide for pigs stated that pigs are creatures that are good at imitating.How do I remember that huskies are good at imitating the calls of other species.

Confused, I simply ignored Dazai's sarcastic words, "Close your eyes. Wash away your toys for you."

The more I wash and get angry, I always feel that this state is not right, "Excuse me, am I your father?" I am afraid that my behavior can no longer be summed up in simple fatherly love.After all, it now looks like a touching scene of an old father leading a mentally handicapped son in good spirits.

"No." Dazai refuted me slowly, he thought for a moment and told me, "I am the head of the family."

"I'm dad..."

"Hmm. Poor papa."

"The mother of the child almost went with the old man, leaving a tragic combination of orphans and widows."

I know all the words, but the meaning of the sentences made up makes my head full of question marks.

Wait, I have a blind spot. "Are you afraid that you are not Zhongye's ghost/father?"

God his mother ghost father.

If impulse wasn't the devil, I'd put the damned Dazai in the water to wake up.

Unbearable, I threw the towel on Dazai's face, "Wipe it off before you come out." If you can't come out, just pull it down, and let Dazai be beautiful inside alone.

Very well, obviously what I said earlier was peachy in Dazai's ears, and Dazai came out with his still dripping wet head.

Dazai looked at me blankly, "I want Shirase to brush my hair."

Behold, my retarded son.

When I brushed his hair with my fingers, I heard Dazai say, "I didn't expect Shirose to like me so much like meowing."

"It's not that I didn't, you're talking nonsense."

Dazai suddenly realized, "I see. Do you like this name or this name?"

"Meow." A soft voice rang in my ear.

I couldn't help but pause as I wiped my hair.Dazai continued in a very soft tone, "If you like it so much, we will have many opportunities in the future..." His last words were so light that they floated in the air, soundlessly.

Talk halfway, tsk.Looking at that sleeping face, I wish I could shake Dazai awake. (cross out)

In my deep sleep, I felt something pressing on me, and my neck and face felt wet. Could it be that I fell asleep before Dazai's hair was dried by me?The sleepiness swallowed me completely, and I was unable to think.

Let's settle the bill the next day. Zzz...

As soon as I opened my eyes, Dazai's big face was magnified in front of me, and I heard him say to me with a smile, "Good morning, Shirase."

"Have you taken your medicine?" I asked without hesitation.It seems that all the wine he drank last night went into Dazai's head, I suggest that he shake his head, maybe he can hear the crisp sound of ice cubes touching the wine glass.

Dazai blinked his watery eyes, "I'd rather take Shirase than medicine."

"Ah, but before breakfast, it would be more perfect to have a ceremony."

Dazai casually took out an earring that shone bright white in the sunlight.I turned my head slightly to make it easier for him to put it on me.

"You really are masters and apprentices in the same line, you all like to give me tokens in advance." I couldn't help feeling aloud, I really took care of each other, and the style of doing things is the same, the difference may be the dog and the more dog.

Dazai chuckled a little, "So can I have my breakfast, eh?"

I refused Dazai righteously, "I can't. I want to study. Learning is my main palace." In order to comfort Dazai a little bit, I added a sentence, "Don't be discouraged, you are at best a junior, and you have a big one. Room for improvement."

"Chung is also a junior?" Dazai asked hesitantly.

"No." I said it as a matter of course, "The main room is for study, and the mistress is for work." I paused, "As for Zhong Ye, he is my husband. Slip of the tongue. He is the god I serve."

Dazai's complexion turned better during the first half of my sentence, and completely darkened after the second half of my sentence.

I seem to have annoyed Dazai, huh?After realizing it, I quickly ran away, went to wash up and threw myself into the arms of my beloved wife.I love it, oh yeah.

When I came out of the shower, I was a handsome bald (crossed out) boy again. I was surprised to see Dazai holding kitchen utensils, cooking poison (?). What is this theatrical version of my dangerous wife?

"Have a taste?" Dazai motioned to me.

I stared at the steaming soup, thought for a moment to confirm that there were no strange things such as poisonous mushrooms in the house and the fact that Dazai came alone last night, and I still took a sip.

If all of these can be poisoned, then I have reason to suspect that Dazai is a poisonous mushroom, and then stewed in an iron pot to fish himself out, and handed me the soup to drink.

Shocked by my own thoughts, I shuddered.

"It's okay." The taste is okay, and it would be even more delicious without additional effects.

Dazai was silent for a moment and asked, "Then...why are you trembling?"

"It's so delicious that I can't help but tremble." I recalled the sincere eyes and answers.

The author has something to say:

Why did everyone agree that Dazai defected? (meditation)

And I saw a sister asking why the ancestors had a high degree of affection for Shirase.Here is a brief explanation.

On the one hand, it is the special metaphysics of eye-catching (male protagonist's halo problem?), on the other hand, based on the eye-bonding and Shirase's ease of use and obedience, the ancestors doted on Shirase at the same time, and then found that Shirase, who has no sense of fear for him, will not Consciously greedy for the false love he showed, Xiandai felt a kind of happiness (?) Anyway, Shirase succeeded in attracting Xiandai's attention, and also turned this bit of hypocrisy into unconscious sincerity, Inexplicably, there is a feeling of a little swallow and an emperor (strike out).

And Shirase is too caring (Sendai sat up before he died, Shirase consciously went to be his crutch), although he has his own unique brain circuit, but he is cute and caring and adores you, wow.

From Shirase's point of view, he was an undercover (?) of the Mori faction from the beginning, so he is not considered a betrayal, because he has no allegiance at all.

This can also explain why Hongye has always had a bad sense of Shirase.At the beginning, I thought it was not a good thing to share the smell of the ancestors, but I vaguely guessed what role Shirase would play when the ancestors died.Since Chuya likes Shirase first, after observing that Shirase really likes Chuya, his senses are a little better.But Shirase never cared about Hongye or other people's opinion of him from the beginning to the end. After all, after so many chapters, Shirase still called Hongye the officer of Ozaki. 2333

Also, from Dazai's point of view, Shirase wanted to kill Dazai but stopped. The reason was that Dazai was the third person in that incident and was smarter than him.After all, among the two involved in the incident, Dazai was smart, while Shirase was cold.After all, Mori has the confidence to crush Shirase's IQ, so if there are any variables in the future, when Mori wants to strike, if Dazai is alive, Dazai will attract the firepower.

But Shirase has become less reassuring when his cold neutrality starts to be broken and he has an indescribable (sneaky?) relationship with Dazai.But Shirose is also very witty, and gave Mori a ready-made excuse to go to school, and what a good image development.

And in the chapter about being promoted to a cadre, Dazai asked Shirase if he had no regrets, referring to the incident where he did not regret participating in the murder of his ancestors.What Shirase said was that it would be boring to regret after doing everything.

Ah, I'm actually a small chatterbox, thinking about it all day

Valentine's Day Extra Story

The second week is about to restart...

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In the darkness, the god quietly opened his eyes and realized that there was someone missing beside him?

Wait, what about his big angel?Why not in this world?Rage God was very wronged, like a giant dragon who woke up after taking a nap and found that Treasure had run away with long legs and wanted to cry without tears.

Obviously, I spent a lot of effort to make the envoy shine with the aura of being possessed by him, so if you don't see it, you will see it.

Hey, the envoy came to this world?Aragami ran away without hesitation.

the other side.

Shirase looked like she had been tortured yesterday, and she still resisted the daily glass of milk with dull eyes.

"Don't be picky, Shirase." As the family's loving mother (crossed out), the second elder brother Asahina Ukyo, on the surface is a glamorous elite lawyer, but secretly is the mother of many brothers in the family.

Shirase innocently argued, "I'm not picky eaters, I just don't have a thing for it." The milk still smelled fishy, ​​so he didn't drink it.

"No." Ukyo stared seriously at the second youngest brother in the family. Although Shirase is the second youngest brother, he is even more disobedient than the youngest brother Naya Asahina, and has his own unique set of brain circuits , Sometimes he will be blocked by his reason and evidence to the point of helplessness.

"Otherwise, stop all your sweets." Ukyo, who is in charge of the kitchen, smiled and threatened softly, as if grabbing the back of Shirase Mao's neck, and the latter frowned helplessly and drank it.

"Brother, how pitiful." The youngest son of the family, Asahina Naya, looked at Shirase sympathetically. He shook his hair and whispered to Shirase, "You will get half of the pudding tonight."

Shirase's eyes lit up instantly, and within a few seconds he was beaten back to the original place by Ukyo, "No. You can't have too much sweets."

"By the way, Shirase, did you stay up all night playing games?" The old mother Ukyo, whose expression changed instantly, stared at Shirase's expression and asked.

"I didn't. I just had a strange dream." Shirase paused slightly, "I became a god's bride in the dream?" After speaking, Shirase covered her mouth and let out a sleepy yawn.

You Jing said helplessly, "Let's watch less TV dramas."

"...Understood, Brother You Jing..."

Shirase, who was sleepy and exposed, was washing his face in the bathroom, and almost bumped into a petite and beautiful boy when he went out.

"Ah. I'm sorry." After Shirase apologized, she found that the other party's expression was a little strange.He looked at the file and map in the opponent's hand, "Is it a new transfer student?"

"Have you been to the Academic Affairs Office?" Although Shirase didn't understand why the other party could still get lost to the bathroom entrance with a map in hand, he kindly pointed the new student to the correct path.

"That." The beautiful boy called out to Shirase who was about to leave without looking back, "I am Chuya Nakahara." The beautiful boy Nakaya looked at Shirase expectantly, and got the latter's cold nod.After realizing it, Shirase added a self-introduction, "Ah, I'm Shirase."

Wait, this script is going wrong.Shouldn't Shirose fall into his arms and watch him sweetly kiss him?Aragami was at a loss thinking about which step went wrong, did his Shirase lose his mind (cross out) and lose his memory?so strange to him.So angry.

Excuse me, how can I get my wife back online after losing her memory? Waiting online, it's very urgent.

The transfer student he bumped into unexpectedly was from the same class, Shirase glanced at him disinterestedly.On the contrary, Masaharu Nioh at the same table looked like a crowd, and he said in a low voice, "I always feel that the new classmate pays attention to you."

"Oh?" Shirase still flipped through the textbook without blinking.

Next, when Shirase was eating, there was a Chuya in the distance.

When Shirase was in class, there was a silently watching gaze behind her.

Shirase...

"So why are you following me?" Shirase turned into the alley, and pressed a certain beautiful boy following him against the wall, looking down at the sneaky latter.

"..." Zhongya was silent for a while, looked at Shirase a little aggrieved and explained, "Because my home is also on this road."

Shirase suddenly realized, "Oh, you are Nakahara who recently bought the house next to my house." He released his hand on Nakaya's shoulder, and smiled sheepishly, "Well, the misunderstanding won't be so big .”

"In that case, let's go together."

The expression on Chuya's face was still aggrieved, which made Shirase confused.Shirase blurted out in doubt, "Do I know you? Or did I just give up on you?" Why is there still a bit of sadness?

"Could it be that this is some kind of plot where the lovers in the previous life met each other in the future?" Shirase thought for a while and said to himself.

Zhong Ye responded in a low voice, "Yes."

"Have you watched this hit drama too?" Shirase looked at Chuya in surprise, "I thought I was the only one who would watch it. After all, my brothers told me to watch less."

The footsteps stopped at the branch of two adjacent houses.

"Your brothers?" Zhong also stared at Asahina written on the house number.

Shirase looked over, "You mean the last name? But there's nothing you can't say. Because I'm an adopted son."

Shirase briefly mentioned his life experience.Adopted by her parents' best friend Asahina Namiwa, she joined her family of thirteen children and became the second youngest little brother.

"Can I visit your house?" Nakaya asked suddenly.

Shirase nodded briskly, "But it's better to be late. My family usually gets off work late."

"Okay." Nakaya watched Shirase enter the room.The latter only left behind him waving his hands gracefully, and left without any hesitation.

……

It's another week-night Shirase storytelling time.

The bedside lamp reflected Shirase's face dimly.

"In the end, the envoy and the god lived happily together." Shirase slowly closed the book with blank pages inside.

Mi felt sorry for the characters in the story inexplicably, "That man is too pitiful, he lost everything."

Shirase showed a gentle smile, "He chose it with his own hands. The cause he planted, he must eat the fruit he borne."

"But I still think he's miserable. Why didn't the envoy wait for him? He's going to turn around."

"From the moment a man chooses to betray, what face does he have to make the envoys and gods willingly stay in place and wait for his return?" Shirase paused for a while, "It's like the last time you were angry at your rabbit. It’s the same as a doll, and you apologized to it afterwards, saying it would hurt. Let alone a human.”

Mi nodded with a vague understanding, and couldn't help hugging his new favorite doll tightly.

Shirase looked at Mi's new love and old love, and asked with a smile, "You like the gift from your neighbor Zhong Yuan so much?"

"Yeah." Mi Chao nodded loudly.

Shirase smiled, "Okay, it's time for you to sleep, Mi. Good night."

"Good night brother."

The author has something to say:

It is recommended to read this chapter after reviewing the Valentine’s Day episode.

Is it a surprise, is it unexpected, is it exciting? (Three repeated questions)

Some sisters said that there have been too few appearances recently. You see, today's dog man didn't even appear on the stage.

Does Shirase have amnesia (this should be quite obvious, right?)

Doing it all over again doesn't mean it's a lucky thing, it will only make you understand more thoroughly what you did wrong at the beginning was wrong, and let you know that there is really no medicine for regret in the world.Otherwise, there would be no such words as Tiangong is not beautiful.

There is no need to sympathize with Dazai, because the initiative of the first week is in his hands throughout the whole process, and he is the one who is finishing the ending, but he did not expect that the reunited Yuan of the second week will run away with long legs.From Shirase's point of view, since you have parted ways with me, then the road returns to the road, the bridge returns to the bridge, and Dazai has nothing to do with how to play Er Zhoumu.

And it's impossible for Dazai to chase him to this world to succeed.Because Shirase's adoptive mother, Asahi Nami Kazu, is a mother with 13 children (excluding Shirase, she gave birth to 12), she used her experience to tell Shirase that before falling in love with the next person, It will be completely broken with the last person.

Even if Dazai came, Shirase would not accept it.

The article involves Asahina's family from [Brothers' War]. The text mentions two people, even if they don't know each other, it shouldn't affect the reading experience.

Finally, congratulations to Dazai for reaching the ending [The Unreachable Shore].Ah, this audit is my Buddha, and I will add a broken thought.

Shirase would be much more normal in this world, because his brothers are normal people, and he is learning how to be normal from them (imitating rather than learning)